Editing The Haunting/Transcript (section)

===''The Beginning''===
(The scene begins with Otis finishes something in the nighttime)
*'''Otis:''' There.
*'''Tigger:''' It's done.
*'''Lana:''' It took awhile but it's finished.
*'''Phineas Flynn:''' Luckily we had those extra parts to go with it.
*'''Ferb Fletcher:''' Yes, yes we did.
*'''Isabella:''' Hey, guys. Whatcha doin'?
*'''Lana:''' We're about to showoff our latest piece to the barnyard.
*'''Scruffy:''' But what is it anyway?
*'''Otis:''' My friends, Lana, Tigger, Phineas, Ferb, my hammer, and i present to you The Fun Shack. (But it turns out to be a small shed)
*'''Tigger:''' Bet you never seen anything like that before.
*'''Rabbit:''' Well no Tigger, i can't seem that I have.
*'''Piglet:''' No recently.
*'''Lana:''' So what do you guys think?
*'''Otis:''' (he hears a cricket chirping) Alright, whose making cricket noises?
(Freddy is making cricket noises, he closes his mouth so Otis wouldn't notice)
*'''Abby:''' Otis, that doesn't look that fun to me.
*'''Lincoln:''' It looks more of a tool shed than a fun shack.
*-Or a least an outhouse.
*-Come on, guys. We worked hard on this.
*-Yeah, would we ever waist a hundred bucks to work on this shack to have a little more fun in your lives? Would we?
*-Yes.
*-There's is no way that tiny place could be exactly like you said it would be.
*'''Bessie: '''They made a good point, you sure you didn't order Malibu Betty Termite Dreamhouse by mistake?
(Everyone laughs)
* '''Lana:''' Very funny, Miss Killjoy.
* '''Otis:'''  Yeah. Oh T to the HE. The box says it's hours of fun for the whole family. Are you calling the box a liar?
*'''Abby:''' Why yes I am. But please don't tell the box I said that.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' It is actually fun in there?
*'''Tigger:''' It is fun? (laughs)
*'''Winnie the Pooh:''' I don't know Tigger. That's why I asked.
* '''Otis:''' Look, just get your furry butts in there OK?
* '''Bessie:''' Ok, but only to see what a ridiculous waste of--Is that a steam room?
* '''Abby:''' A steam room?
* '''Lori:''' You're joking?
* '''Pig:''' Ooh, let me see.
* '''Freddy:''' What else is in there?
* '''Peck:''' Move over.
* '''Lana:''' I knew they liked it.
(Everyone goes in)
* '''Otis:''' Step inside. There's room for everyone. (goes in)
* '''Peck:''' A bowling alley.
* '''Pip:''' A highlight court.
* '''Lincoln:''' An arcade.
* '''Wanda:''' A spa with a mud bath.
* '''Luan:''' A bounce room.
* '''Scruffy:''' A giant buffet line.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Sweet, a concert hall.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Cool, a race track.
* '''Freddy:''' I wonder where this elevator goes.
* '''Abby:''' Hey, look. A full sized disco floor.

(Everyone began partying, but outside, a orange aura comes out from under the ground)
* '''Pip:''' That was awesome!
* '''Lincoln''': You said it.
*-Took the words out of our mouth.
*-We're sorry we ever doubted you.
*-Don't worry about it.
* '''Lynn:''' I definitely going back there again.
* '''Abby:''' I going back later to hit the Olympic-sized swimming pole.
* '''Otis:''' But first. Pigster, snack-defy us.
* '''Pig:''' Oh you got it. Who wants tater tinies. (but then a spatula started smacking Pig) You know, you could just say no.
* '''Otis:''' Wha? What'ya talking about? (Suddenly, the lights started flickering) Um, that could be easily explained. (Then the machines started to turn on by themselves) That is somewhat less explainable. (Then a loud shriek scares him) And that explains all known logic and reason. Well, i'm off to Tibet. Good luck with everything.
* '''Abby:''' Otis, I'm scared.
* '''Freddy:''' Me, too.
*-What is going on?
*Emma: Ooh. Maybe this barnyard is haunted.
*Andera: (gasps)
*Olivia: That's highly unlikely.
*'''Scruffy:''' And besides, a haunting can only happen if something or someone was disturbed on the area.
*-Unless...
*'''Rabbit:''' Guys, did something happen while you were building your fun shack?
* '''Tigger:''' Not really. All we had to was move a giant rock.
* '''Lola:''' What giant rock?
* '''Otis:''' This one. (holds it up)
* '''Bessie:''' (reads rock) ''Here Lies Winky.''
* '''Lucy:''' Um, guys, that's a tombstone.
* '''Freddy:''' A tombstone!?! Guys, you woke a g-g-g-(gets smacked by Peck) Apparition!
* '''Pig:''' Oh, that means ghost!

(Everyone starts to freak out)
* '''Otis:''' Guys, guys, relax. They're are no such things as ghosts.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Actually ghosts are real.
* '''Leni:''' You guys actually seen ghosts?
* '''Tigger:''' Yeah. We met tons of ghosts that are really cool.
* '''Rabbit:''' Yeah, we met Casper, Slimer, and Stay Puft.
* -Believe us, ghosts are definitely real.
* '''Otis:''' Nah, still don't believe you. (Otis starts getting hit with the tombstone)
* '''Bessie:''' You were saying?
* '''Otis:''' I'm guessing we have a ghost here. But I'm sure he more afraid of us than we are of him. (Gets hit again)
* '''Bessie:''' Look, I know all about ghosts, so let me handle it.
* '''Piglet:''' Maybe you should let Lucy help Bessie. She speaks to ghosts sometimes.
* '''Lori:''' Yeah, she even talks to Grandma Harriet. Which is literally weird.
* '''Lucy:''' BT-dubs, Lori, Great Grandma Harriet knows you regifted her brooch, and she's not happy about it.
* '''Bessie:''' Fair enough. Abby, get 10 cloves of garlic. We got a ghost to whoop.
* '''Otis:''' No, can't you see he's reaching out to us. There's something he wants to tell us.
* '''Bessie:''' Is that so? So, what do you suggest?
(Otis was thinking of something)