The Great Sheep Escape/Transcript

Here's the episode 16th from Season 1 from Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's a Transcript.

The Beginning

(The scene begins with Duke coming to the sheep)

• Duke: All right, sheep, it's bear season, so you know what that means.
• Sheep 2#: Exercise caution and stay within the perimeter of the farm?
• Duke: No, No, it means I'm gonna rub you down with salmon to disguise your scent. (pulls out salmon) Come on, line up.
• Sheep 3#: But, duke, that makes no sense.
• Sheep 5#: Yeah, fish forms a substantial part of a bear's basic diet.
• Duke: You see, that's the kind of fancy college talk that attracts bears, mister. Now, who's first? Come on.

(Then, Otis, Pip, Pooh and the others shows up)

• Otis: Hey, Duke, old buddy, we need a fifth for poker and you're a complete suck....I mean, I'm gonna take your mone.....Hey,I mean, you know words are weird.
• Sunset Shimmer: So, you in?
• Duke: Say no more, my friend, I'm in.
• Timmy Turner: (whispers to Sunset Shimmer) This will be too easy.
• Sunset Shimmer: I know.
• Duke: All right, take five, guys. I'm gonna take these chumps to poker school.
• Tigger: We'll see about that.
• Sheep 2#: Take your time.
• Sheep 3#: Yes, we'll be here. Not implementing any plan to escape.
• Sheep 2#: Don't say that.

(Some sheep kick the Sheep 2#)

(Later that day)

• Winnie the Pooh: That was an easy game.
• Timmy Turner: Yeah.
• TIgger: Aspofullly, I showed Duke a thing or 3!
• Sunset Shimmer: Not as much as Pip did.
• Pip: Yep, I play with a lot of poker players, and you're not one of them.
• Duke: (laughs) You guys got lucky. Come on, next time I'll...(notices the sheep are missing) Hey, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Where are the sheep? They were right here.
• Otis: (sees a note) Hey, check it out, I think they left a note for you.
• Duke: (reads it) "Dear, Duke, you vacuous, simpering moron."
• Pip: Hey, you're not vacuous.
• Duke: "Our mental superiority makes it impossible to tolerate your idiotic leadership"?
• Timmy Tuener: It sounds vacuous.
• Duke: (baaing) Goodbye forever..."
• Rabbit: Oh dear, mercy me.
• Piglet: Oh dear, mercy me, too.
• Wanda: That's little mean.
• Otis: Yeah. But hey, you know what always cheers me up? More poker.
• Sunset Shimmer: What do you say, double or nothing?
• Duke: Those ingrates, I'll show them whose incompetent. (started sniffing) I've already picked up there trail. Come on. (barking)

(Otis drops the fish on Pip)

• Pip: Ah, gross.
• Duke: (continues to smell their trial until he caught a sweater) Aha, I got ya.
• Pip: Dude, that's a sweater.
• Duke: Uh, I knew that. (barks at a rock)
• Tigger: That's a rock.
• Duke: Again, knew it. (barks at another rock)
• Rabbit: That's another rock.
• Otis: Awkward.

(Later that day)

• Duke: Think, Duke, think. The answer is probably right in front of you..! (falls in a hole)
• Otis: What the heck? There's a huge tunnel down here. This must be how they escaped.
• Pip: Dude, If you watch them all the time, how'd they did a tunnel?
• Duke: Uh, we might have an idea about that.

(The scene flashbacks to Duke, Piglet, Pooh, Tigger, digging a tunnel)

• Sheep 1#: Dig, fellas, dig. The lost city of steak bones is just a few more feet.

(Sheep laughs at them and the flashback ends)

• Sunset Shimmer: I can't believe you guys the one who dug their escape tunnel!
• Winnie the Pooh: We were pirates you see.
• Piglet: And I was the captain.
• Wanda: And you made their escape.
• Duke: No, that's is not their fault, I was one who did this in the first place. (hits himself) Stupid, Stupid, Stupid.
• Otis: Who, whoa, dude, it's ok.
• Duke: No, wait, I'm not finished... Stupid, Stupid.
• Bessie: You might want to throw in a "Moron".
• Duke: The one thing I'm good at, and I even messed that up. I should just turn myself in at the nearest glue factory.
• Timmy Turner: I thought they use horses for making glue.
• Duke: So? You saying I wouldn't make a good-quality inheatsive?
• Otis: Hey, Duke, come on, buddy, you not going to any glue factory.
• Duke: It's no use, Otis. I'm a loser. (sobs and walks away)
• Pip: Wow.
• Rabbit: Oh dear, mercy me.
• Piglet: Oh dear, mercy me, too.
• Abby: We can't let turn himself into glue.
• Freddy: Why not?
• Cosmo: These macaroni arts aren't gonna make itself.
• Otis: I gotta snap him out of this. Duke's family, he's like the crazy uncle we never had.
• Abby: Right... I never had a crazy uncle. (thinks about her "non-crazy" uncle)

• Abby's Uncle: The Easter Bunny has betrayed me. We'll have to close the beaches! You can't close the beaches, we're a summer town! GET THESE TURTLES OUT OF MY HEAD, PLEASE!!!! And...Lindy(does a weird dance)

(Flashback ends)

• -Well, that was weird..
• Otis: Duke, get up... We gotta get those sheep back, and you're the only one who can do it, buddy.
• Pip: He is?
• Otis: Quiet, he's buying it.
• Duke: You mean that, Otis?
• Otis: Y-Yes, I do. You're a sheepdog, it's in your blood. Now, you get in that hole and do what you do best.
• Duke: You're right, I can do this. The is my moment to shine. (falls down the hole) Whoa!
• Timmy Turner: Really? Again?
• Otis: We better go with him.
• Pip: Yeah.
• Otis: Pooh, Tigger, Piglet, Sunset Shimmer, and Timmy, you're with us. The rest of you guys stay here, and do not let the farmer find out the sheep are gone.
• Tigger: After those sheep.

(The sheep team heads down the hole and everyone else panicked once they left)

• Rabbit: (moans)

The Middle

(Meanwhile..)

• Duke: Follow me, guys, my keen sense will guide us.
• Sunset Shimmer: Uh Duke, watch out for a--

(Duke hit a water hydrant)

• Sunset Shimmer: Never mind.
• Duke: (comes out of the hole) They went this way, I know it.
• Tony Two Cheeks: Hey, can I interest you folks into um (pulls up watches), quality digital timepieces?
• Otis: Tony Two Cheeks, great.
• Winnie the Pooh: Uh, Mr Tony Two Cheeks sir, have you see some sheep here earlier?
• Tony Two-Cheeks: Maybe I did... Then again, maybe I did not.
• Duke: All right whiskers, where's my sheep? I'm warning you.
• Sunset Shimmer: Duke, I don't think that's a good idea to threaten him.
• Otis: Yeah, you might gonna make him mad.
• Tony Two-Cheeks: Oh, I don't get mad. I let Jumbo and Big Vinny do it for me. (Whistles and two other gophers come out)
• Piglet: Oh dear.
• Tigger: Uh oh.
• Duke: What, these little... whoa! (starting getting beat up)
• Timmy: Sir, I can wish you up a least 12 sticky buns, if you help us find those sheep.
• Tony Two Cheeks: Whoa, whoa, hold the phone. Otis, it's that kid axing me to betray a client?
• Otis: That's what he's axing you.
• Tony Two Cheeks: Done. (gives Otis a map) The sheep are in a back of a truck heading for this train station. You can intercept them here if you cut through here. But, you better hurry, the train to New Zealand leaves at 5:15.
• Pip: 5:15? We'll never catch them in time.
• Goat: You guys need a ride?
• Winnie the Pooh: We're good.
• Otis: Duke, get up, Tony told us how to catch those sheep.
• Duke: (spits out tooth) I knew he cave. I put the fear in dog in that furry slimeball.

(Tony whistles for his boys again)

• Otis: Well, nice to see you guys, you're looking real fit. Um, have fun with the corruption and the hurting people. Later. (drags Duke)
• Tigger: T-T-F-N, Ta-Ta for now!

(Back at the Barnyard)

• Bessie: (putting cotton balls on Pig, Freddy, Peck, and Cosmo) You know what I like best about this plan?
• Cosmo: What?
• Bessie: Nothing, it's crazy stupid. Although I will enjoy yanking these cotton balls off your fur.
• Abby: Here he comes.
• Rabbit: Oh my goodness, hide!
• Abby: Ok, guys, just like we rehearsed.
• Pig: Uh, I don't know, Abby, what if I forget my lines?
• Wanda: Here he comes.

(Farmer comes in)

• Farmer: Morning, sheep.
• Freddy and Cosmo: Baa-Ha-Ha-Ha.
• Peck: Baa.
• Pig: Uh, bee... No, uh, boo...
• Farmer: Sounds like a case of the nervous woolies. (He take Pig) This calls for drastic measures.
• Pig: Uh, Bonsai! Bloobity...Bollywood!
• Eeyore: To make this a story short uh oh.
• Cosmo: Hate to be him right now.

(Back with the others)

• Pip: (spotted the truck) The shortcut worked. The truck full of sheep is headed this way.
• Otis: Ok guys, just like I... I mean, just like Duke planned.
• Duke: Right! Uh, what exactly did I plan again?
• Timmy Turner: Really?
• Sunset Shimmer: Oh brother.
• Trucker: (sees a log in the road) Well, what the heck...
• Otis: (disguised) Congratulations, sir, I couldn't help but noticing driving by. Why, you've been selected as a finalist for "America's Next Top Truck Driver."
• Trucker: What, I've never heard of...
• Otis: Well, it's on Thursday nights on a channel. Ok, out of the cab and let's see you strut that gut. Come on, let's do it to it.
• Trucker: Well, I'm a little... Ok, I guess. I actually got a designer evening gown in the glove compartment. It's not mine, its a friend's, he left it with me, I mean, he...
• Duke: (checks the truck) Aha!

(Sheep gets scared)

• Tigger: Thought you got away from our old Duke, did ya?
• Sunset Shimmer: What do you got to say for yourselves now?
• Sheeps: Um... FETCH! (kicks balls out of the truck)
• Duke: Oh, please, are you kidding me? Like I'm gonna let you guys out of my sight just so I can chase a bunch of bouncy, colorful, irresistible...
• Timmy Turner: Duke, resist.
• Duke: Oh, who am I kidding? (Chases the balls)
• Sunset Shimmer: Duke, come back! (Her, Timmy and the others went after them)
• Sheep 1#: Grab that motorbike, quick.
• Otis: Duke, what are you doing, where are the sheep?
• Duke: (Barks) The sheep?
• Sheep: (takes off on the bike) LOSER!!!!
• Otis: Come on, Duke, you can still catch 'em. We know you can.
• Duke: Nah, they're right Otis. I am a loser. I don't deserve to be called a sheepdog.
• Otis: No, don't talk like that, hey, hey, Duke, where you going?
• Duke: To the glue factory. Next time you see me, I'll be the back of a stamp.
• Pip: Wow, he really is a loser.
• Sunset Shimmer: Poor Duke.
• Otis: No... Come on, buddy, look, Pip, what, say something, any ideas?
• Pip: I hope he'll be one of those self-inheatsive stamps, those are cool.
• Tigger: Not helping.
• Pip: I just saying I don't want to lick him.
• Otis: Nobody's licking anyone. Look, you, Piglet, Tigger and Sunset get Duke and meet the rest of us at the train station. This is not over.
• Tigger: After that dog!

(Otis, Pooh and Timmy and got in the truck and took off)

• Trucker: Okey-doke, I'm fierce and I'm ready to work it. Here I am. [Laughs] Hello...Hello?

The Ending

(Back at the Barnyard, the others hears Pig mumbling)

• Abby: What's the farmer doing to poor Pig?
• Wanda: Who Knows?
• Freddy: Listen to him, he's in horrible gargling agony.
• Farmer: I'll be right back sheep.
• Rabbit: Quick hide.

(The Farmer heads back in the house)

• Abby: Come on, maybe we can save him.

(They barge in and sees Pig in a massage chair)

• Pig: Oh, hi, guys. Sweet massage chair, huh? I recommend the "Oggita, Oggita, Oggita" setting.
• Wanda: I though the farmer was treating you for the nervous woollies
• Pig: He is- Turns out you treat the nervous woollies with soothing chair massage.

(At the Train Station)

• Speaker: 5:15 to New Zealand now boarding on Track 29.

(The truck comes crashing in)

• Otis: Sheep, wait.
• Timmy Turner: Don't get on that train.

(They fall over suitcases)

• Otis: Guys, Please, If you go, it'll destroy Duke.
• Sheep 1#: Too bad, Duke's an idiot.
• Sheep 2#: Yeah, and we're geniuses.
• Sheep 3#: I got 4150 on my S.A..T.s.
• Otis: No, No, I mean it will really destroy him.
• Winnie the Pooh: He's heading for the glue factory right now!
• Sheep 2: Glue factory, Isn't that for horses?
• Otis: Never mind that, you gotta come back. I'll do anything (jumps on the rails)

• The Sheep: [Baaing] Anything?
• Winnie the Pooh: Yes anything.
• Otis: You just have to make it look like Duke capture you.

(A few minutes later)

• Pip: Well, there's the glue factory, I told you I knew where it was.
• Duke: This isn't the glue factory. It looks like a train station.
• Sunset Shimmer: Uh, it's a Train station/Glue Factory.
• Duke: Guess I'll go check in.
• Pip: Yeah, you do that, I'll go find--(notices Pooh, Timmy Otis) OH NO!!!
• Otis: Ouch, we're being trashed about. Oh, the wound hooves of fury.
• Tigger: Duke, The sheep are giving Otis, Pooh and Timmy a beat-down.
• Duke: Say what?
• Otis: Ow, you wouldn't get away with this if our friend duke were here.
• Timmy Turner: That would hurt in the morning.
• Duke: All right, sheep, Step away from the bear, kid and the cow.
• Sheep 1#: It's Duke, the Party is over.
• Sheep 2#: We're as good as captured.
• Sheep 3#: Especially if he finds us with this convenient rope.

(Duke doesn't get it)

• The Sheep: (sighs) ROPE!

(Duke ties them up)

• Otis: Wow, thanks, Duke. We couldn't have done it without you.
• Duke: You can say that again. But not for nothing, but you fellows really slow slow a guy down.
• Pip: Ok, that's it, hold me back, Let go, Let me go.
• Sunset Shimmer: Hey are you guys alright?
• Winnie the Pooh: Yes, the sheep didn't really hurt us. They only pretend to beat us and get themselves captured.
• -Oh well, let's head back home.

(Later that evening back at the barnyard)

• Duke: So just to be clear, you admit that I outsmarted you with my superior brain power, right, sheep?
• Cosmo: Yes.
• Freddy: Sure, whatever.
• Peck: Mmm, sounds fine to me.
• Pig: Yeah, you really showed us.
• Duke: You guys seem different somehow. I can't quite put my paw on it.

(Elsewhere)

• Otis: Come on, guys, I already cooked you a Authentic New Zealand banquet and dressed me in these stupid native clothes. What more do you want?
• Sheep 1#: Less yapping, more festive kiwi folk dancing.
• Sheep 2#: Yeah, put your butt into it.

(Otis started dancing. As the sheep were laughing at him, Abby thinks of her uncle doing a weird dance)

THE END