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=== ''The Middle'' === (Otis, Pooh, and the others are setting up Otis' birthday party) * Olivia: A little more to the left. Almost. * Mia: I'm not moving this 3/8's of an inch. * -How's that, Otis. *'''Otis:''' Nice work. Two whole days with no Farmer to sap our party mojo. (His phone ring and he answer it) Yo, Bono, what's up, bro? Name's Otis. Listen, uh, won't you and your boys play a little shindig I'm having? (sees Pip with a pinata) Looking good on the human piñata, Pip, way to go. Uh, the pay? Well, um, let's just say you'll be bringing home of lots of lettuce. *'''Leni:''' How much lettuce do you need Otis? *'''Otis:''' Nothing, Leni. Hey, how are things going, Timmy? *'''Timmy Turner:''' Great Otis and I was able to get one of the things off your birthday list. A room full of supermodels! *'''Otis:''' And what do you have for sweets? *'''Timmy Turner:''' Can you guys make cookies? *'''Supermodels:''' Super cookies! *'''Otis:''' Perfect! Keep up the good work, Timmy! (sees Pig about to eat the party sub) Hey, I see you, Pig. *'''Pig:''' (tries to hide it) Um... Whoa. (crashes) *'''Otis:''' Oh, and by the way, the guests are all gonna be wearing animal costumes, really good ones. It's just something we do. *'''Rabbit:''' Ok, everyone? This is the biggest party we ever have done, so we got to make this special. So follow your list in order, and Otis' party will be a success. *'''Emma:''' But this will take forever. *'''Scruffy:''' It feels like housework. These things are not fun, you know. *'''Lily:''' (raspberry) *'''Rabbit:''' Fun? Do you say fun? Planning a party is serious work, who says anything about fun? *'''Sunset Shimmer:''' But Rabbit, this is not helping to get ready for the party. *'''Rabbit:''' Well, I trying to make the greatest party he ever had, ok? *'''Ginger:''' But you are making like a chore. *'''Scruffy:''' Yeah, it feels less fun and more boring. *'''Buford:''' It's almost like that time that Candace threw that wild party. *'''Candace Flynn:''' It was an intimate get together. *'''Lincoln:''' Or when Lori threw her first house party. *'''Lori:''' It wasn't that bad. *'''Luan:''' Yes, it was. *'''Tigger:''' Bottom line is, parties are supposed to be out of control. *'''Ronny Robinson:''' And with this one, nothing is going to ruin this one! *'''Winnie the Pooh:''' Uh guys, I see someone is coming towards the barn. *'''Pip: '''Pooh's right! Snotty Boy, 2'o clock! *'''Otis:''' What? *'''Tigger:''' (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT?! *'''Piglet:''' What?! *'''Rabbit:''' What?! *'''Eeyore:''' Huh?! *'''Timmy Turner:''' What?! *'''CJ:''' What? *'''Mia: '''What?! *'''Lincoln:''' What!?! *'''Loud Sisters:''' What!?! *'''Scruffy:''' What? *'''Olive Doyle: '''What? *'''Phineas Flynn, Isabella, Burford, and Baljeet:''' What!? *'''Candace Flynn:''' What? *'''Fireside Girls:''' What? *'''Katie Knight:''' What?! *'''Sunset Shimmer:''' Wait, what!? *'''Otis: '''(sees Snotty Boy) Oh, milk me... What's he doing here? I gotta call you back, B, tell The Edge I said, "Hi". Pack it up, people, come on, enemy presence. This is not a Drill. *'''Timmy Turner:''' Wait? I can wish to... Oh, I forgot, Cosmo and Wanda went out shopping for the party. Never mind. Go, Go, Go! *'''Pip:''' Code three, code three. (They finish cleaning up the barn just as Snotty and Vicky opens the door) * '''Snotty Boy:''' Well, well, well... Look at all the stinky animals. * '''Vicky the Babysitter:''' Hello, Twerp, and hello Pooh. * '''Timmy Turner:''' Hello, Vicky. I Glad you join Snotty, I see. * '''Vicky the Babysitter:''' Yep. * -Why you even here anyway *-Yeah, dosen't the Losers have a paycheck to satisfy you anymore. * '''Vicky the Babysitter: '''Since Denzel Crocker and other members of The LOSERS Empire are busy with other evil things. They'll be allowed me to join this kid and to make sure that you're all be miserable. * '''Timmy Turner:''' Yep. I knew that Crocker will do something like that. * '''Lori: '''Of course you did. * '''Vicky the Babysitter:''' And you must be that twerps friends. I'm going to enjoy this. (ready her weapons) * '''Lincoln:''' (gulps) * '''Snotty Boy:''' Wait for a minute? You mean that guy has those two big teeth? * '''Vicky the Babysitter:''' Yep. * '''Snotty Boy:''' Well, however, he's stupid. In fact, you're all stupid. You can't add two plus tow, you know why? 'Cause you're stupid, stinky, stupid, stinky. Stupid, stinky, stupid, stinky, stupid, stinky. I can do that a long time. * '''Lucy:''' (whispering to others) And will get annoying in a while. * Snotty Boy: I heard that. * -We either way, we don't need you. * -Yeah, we can handle the place by ourselves. * '''Vicky the Babysitter:''' Well, The Farmer let us be in charge until he gets back. Until then, you have to do everything we say. * '''Snotty Boy:''' That's right. So get out of our way! * '''Freddy:''' He seems nice... Or, wait, not nice. What's the word? It's on the tip of my tongue. * '''Piglet:''' Is it dangerously insane. * '''Freddy:''' That's it, dangerously insane! * '''Vicky the Babysitter: '''You take care of those animals, and I'll do Timmy and the others. * '''Timmy Turner:''' And now, we're all gonna hide in my own pants, pronto. (Timmy open his pants and everyone went down, and Vicky pull them up) * '''Vicky the Babysitter: '''You're all not going anywhere, you're all playing my little game. * '''Winnie the Pooh:''' I don't suppose to be satisfied with a hug, instead? * '''Timmy Turner:''' Come on, Pooh, it won't be that bad. * '''Tigger:''' Hey, I thought you suffered the worst at being pursued by Vicky. * '''Timmy Turner:''' Oh yeah. * '''Luna:''' Oh come on guys. Some of us are too old for the need of a babysitter. * -Yeah. We especially from someone who makes herself happy by making others miserable * '''Ferb Fletcher:''' Besides, we outnumber her and the "smart" one. * '''Lincoln:''' You're right. It's one of her and a ton of us. *-He's right we can take her. *Timmy Turner: I knew you were gonna say that. * '''Lisa:''' So Vicky, what kind of game you want to do? * '''Vicky the Babysitter:''' Well, kid, this game I love to call; "Vicky-Ride-Push!" (Than Vicky pushes Pooh and his friends into the wall) * '''Snotty Boy:''' Nice one, Vicky. Hey, stupid stinkies. Look at what I brought you. A big bowl of delicious frozen mini-pizzas. * '''Otis:''' Whatever you do, do not eat the... (The animals goes to the wheelbarrow and start to eat pizzas) * '''Otis:''' All right, I guess it's all right. (joins in) * '''Snotty Boy:''' Hope you like it. I made it with love... and flaming hot chili sauce. (Suddenly, the animals' mouths caught on fire and started to panic) * '''Snotty:''' (Billy Laugh) * '''Pip:''' Man, you guys are lightweights. (takes a bite) * '''Snotty Boy:''' Aw, is it too spicy? Maybe this will help. (pulls out a hose and sprays them with cold water and sees them shiver) Oh, you're shivering. You should try huddling together for warmth. (He take his glue out) Stupid stinkies. (glues all of the animals together into a ball) (laughs) Now you're all clumpy. * '''Vicky the Babysitter:''' I did those guys, so let's go. * '''Snotty Boy:''' Alright, Vicky. So bye stupid, stinky clump. * '''Vicky the Babysitter:''' Haha, sia later twerps. * '''Snotty Boy:''' Haha. (slams the door) * '''Otis:''' What a horrible, horrible boy. * '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Ready? Pull... Pull... Pull-- (The others pull Eeyore out of a barrel) * '''Eeyore:''' Thanks for uncorking me. Though I kind of liked it in there. * '''Lucy:''' I wish I'd be where you were. * '''Ferb Fletcher:''' Of course you would. * '''Baljeet:''' And I thought Buford's bullying was rough. * '''Burford:''' What was that? * '''Ballet:''' Nothing. * '''Scruffy: '''Is everyone else ok? * '''Lana:''' A little bruised but ok. * '''Lola:''' That was so horrible. * '''Luan:''' Yeah, even I not that brutal. How does she even make a living out of this. * '''Timmy Turner:''' It's a long story. * '''Lincoln:''' Well, come on let help the others get unstuck. * '''Lisa: ''' Man, you guys won't come out easily. * '''Pip:''' Can someone tell me where I am? Unless it's gross. * '''Abby:''' Hey, Pig, why are you crying? * '''Pig:''' I'm not crying... From my eyes. (They start to rolling down and gonna hit Pooh and others) * '''Eeyore:''' We're not gonna enjoy this, are we? * '''Tigger:''' Nope. * '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Oh, bother. * '''Scruffy:''' This is gonna hurt. (The animals crash into the heroes and into a tree) * '''Otis:''' Is everyone all right? * '''Bessie:''' Do I look like I'm all right? Do you not see a chicken glued to my butt? * '''Peck:''' Huh. I'm a rooster. (gets smacked by Bessie's tail) (Then, Cosmo and Wanda comes back form shopping) * '''Wanda:''' Oh my, what happened to you guys? * '''Timmy Turner:''' Vicky happened. * '''Eeyore:''' Vicky and Snotty Boy started wrecking the place and us. * '''Tigger:''' Believe us. It's too horrible for words. * '''Luan:''' I usually pull pranks all the time, but I never go that far. * '''Scruffy:''' And now, we have to stay with them for the next 2 days. * '''Piglet:''' It's going to be a nightmare. * '''Sunset Shimmer:''' We probably won't last that long. * '''Lola:''' This is all your fault, Otis. * '''Gretchen:''' This wouldn't have happened you haven't get rid of the farmer. * '''Duke:''' Hey, they have a point, O. If you hadn't sent the Farmer away, we wouldn't be stuck here with this little freak and this babysitter. (Everyone complains in agreement) * '''Otis:''' Guys, I got it covered. These guys are amateurs. I mean... hot sauces, water guns, wedgies, wagon ride. What's next, a whoopie cushion? Timmy, is this Vicky person is bad at her best? * '''Timmy Turner:''' Well, it's a lot worse. Believe me. * '''Otis:''' Great so that gives us an advantage. * '''Milly:''' Now, how do we bring them back here? * '''Olivia:''' You thinking a trap of some sort? * '''Burford:''' We are now. * '''Stephaine:''' And what does a good trap need? * '''Olivia:''' Bait. * '''Mia:''' You mean like worms? I'm on it. *'''Olivia:''' No exactly. *-I'm liking the sound of it already. *'''Otis''' Me too. Come on guys! We're going to show these brats how this game is really played.
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