Editing The Good, the Bad and the Snotty/Transcript (section)

=== ''The Beginning'' ===
(The scene begins with Otis, Pooh and their friends setting up a Commercial)
* '''Otis:''' All right, come on, let's go, people. We're losing light, we're way over budget. Guys, are you ready on cameras over there?
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Yes Otis, we're ready to go.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' So, why we're doing this, again?
* '''Lincoln:''' Because we're trying to make the Farmer leave the house for a few days.
* '''Andrea:''' And the way we're doing that is by making a commercial of a convention that he's going to.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Oh thanks, now I got it now.
* '''Mia:''' Plus, Otis says that it's a big surprise.
* '''Stephanie:''' I'm liking this plan more already.
* '''Phineas Flynn:''' Isabella, is the set almost ready?
* '''Isabella:''' We're all ready to go.
* '''Scruffy:''' Hey, Freddy. Are you ready?
(Freddy began moaning and licking his lips on Peck)
* '''Scruffy:''' Freddy?
* '''Freddy:''' What, what, no, what, what, yes!
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' What about you Pig?
* '''Pig:''' Satellite Dish locked and loaded.
* '''Rabbit:''' Okay then, rolling sound.
* '''Pig:''' Quiet, we're rolling sound!
* '''Pip:''' Speed.
* '''Otis:''' Quiet, everybody.
* '''Pig:''' Quiet.
* '''Freddy:''' What? I can't hear you?
* '''Peck:''' Quiet!
* '''Leni:''' He didn't say anything.
* '''Lola: '''SHUT UP!!!!
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Nice job, Lola.
* '''Lola:''' Thanks, Pooh.
* '''Pig:''' Oh, now it's really quiet.
* '''Otis:''' Shh... Is everybody ready? And... Showtime.
(Peck woke up the farmer from his nap with a air horn)
* '''The Farmer:''' Ah, Sergeant. (sees the TV on)
* '''Otis:''' Howdy! Farmer Billy Bob here. Folks, are you cuckoo for root vegetables? Are you hankering to spice up your dull couch potato routine? Well, put on your fun pants, pull up your socks, and head over to T-T-T-Turnip Con.
* '''The Farmer:''' Turnip Con?
* '''Otis:''' That's right, Turnip Con. Meet the Turnip Queen, Take your photo with the World's Ugliest Turnip... Soothe tired feet with Dr. taproot's turnip tonic. Enjoy authentic turnip crafts.
* '''The Farmer: '''Oh.
* '''Otis:''' And it all starts today. Now here's registered trademark Tippy the Turnip to tell you how to get there.
* '''Pip:''' (as Tippy) I'm Tippy the Turnip. Just get on Route 70 and Drive, man, drive. Don't stop for nothing. You listening, Farmer? Then why are you still sitting there? Get off you butt and...(Otis pulls Pip away)
* '''The Farmer:''' (puts on his hat) I'm going to Turnip Con.

:'''[The Farmer]'''
::''Turnip Con, Turnip Con, ''
::''I'm going to Turnip Con...''

(He went to his car and drive off)
* '''Duke:''' He's going, he's going, he's going, he's still going... Still going, he's taking a little break... He just petted a sheep and he's going again.
* '''Otis:''' Duke...
* '''Duke:''' What, he's gone.
(Everyone cheers)
* '''Abby:''' That was fun.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Yeah, and not bad commercial as well.
* '''Lana:''' Yeah, and we totally got him.
* '''Jeremy Johnson:''' You got that right.
* '''Lincoln:''' Yep! With him gone, we get 2 days of doing whatever we want!
* '''Emma:''' This is going to be the best weekend ever.
* '''Rabbit:''' It sure will be.
* '''Perry:''' (chatters)
* '''Lynn:''' So what commercial should we do next?
* '''Tigger:''' Oh, how about we can do a Roll-On Deodorant commercial?
* '''Freddy:''' Oh, I get to be the armpit.
* '''Otis:''' No, now we move on to stage two.
* '''Abby:''' (gasp) That's my favorite stage.
* '''Baljeet:''' So, what is stage 2?
* '''Otis:''' Well, as I'm sure you all know, tomorrow's my birthday. And I'm throwing us the biggest bash this barn has ever seen. Come on.
(Everyone gets excited)
* '''Bessie:''' Hold up, you got rid of the only man standing between us and a sesame seed bun so we can celebrate the day you came into the world?
* '''Otis:''' Come on, Bessie, take to journey with me. There's gonna be music, dancing, six-foot sandwiches.
* '''Pip:''' A three-inch Don Juan.
* '''Bessie:''' I'm going be sick.
* '''Katie Knight:''' Come on, Bessie. It won't be that bad.
* '''Andera:''' Would you rather have the Farmer be here?
* '''Bessie:''' Better than party animal over here.
* '''Lori: '''Oh, don't be such a party pooper.
* '''Luna:''' Yeah. I bet this is going to be the best birthday party, that Otis have ever thrown.
* '''Otis:''' Exactly, Luna.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Think about all the fun we get to have, without the farm catching you guys.
* '''Pig:''' And when the Farmer comes back, delicious turnip birthday cake. (laughs)
* '''Duke:''' Pig, there is no Turnip Con.
* '''Holly:''' Yeah, we made Turnip Con up for to give rid The Farmer, remember?
* '''Pig:''' Ah, got ya... But the Slop Fairy is real right? (everyone stood quiet) NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Later that day, Snotty Dad drop Snotty and Vicky off at Mrs. Beady's House)
* '''Snotty's dad:''' Ok, Eugene, last chance you and your friend to see me in "Clowns on Ice."
* '''Snotty Boy:''' No way.
* '''Vicky the Babysitter:''' Yeah, I don't work with clowns, I always work at babying sitting.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' She's right, plus being a clown is a weird job. Your job's weird.
* '''Snotty's Dad:''' Oh, it's not that weird. Hey, maybe you two will follow in my footsteps one day.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Yeah, like in a million trillion years, no. And Vicky it's not my sister. (Snotty and Vicky get out of the car) I mean, what are you gonna do, anyway? Join Cirque Du So Lame? (Billy laugh) I made a funny.
(Then Snotty and Vicky walked up to the door and ring the door bell)
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Oh, there's my little cherub.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Hello, Auntie Nora. You look beautiful today.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Thanks you, Eugene. And how's your little friend?
* '''Vicky the Babysitter:''' Hi Mrs. Beady, my name is Vicky. And you look wonderful as a flower.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Oh, Eugene, It aren't your friend is the sweetest thing? Make you and your friend get comfortable while I make us all some greek drinking yogurt and pita chips.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Sure, thanks. (He look at Mr Beady) You look like you're made of wood.
* '''Vicky the Babysitter:''' I think he's having Termites.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' (Singing) Uncle has termites. (Billy Laugh)
* '''Vicky the Babysitter:''' Bet you $20, he knows karate.
* '''Snotty:''' Yeah, Vicky. Watch and learn. (When he did bat at karate and he going to break the TV)
* '''Mr. Beady:''' Hey, you're getting a little close.. (And Snotty broke it) (Sighs)
* '''Snotty:''' Uncle broke the TV.
* '''Mr. Beady:''' What? Why you...
(Then Snotty runs off)
* '''Vicky the Babysitter: '''Now, you own me $20, or better yet $200.00! You paid for me next week. (walks off)
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' (gasp) Nathan, be more careful. His skin is so tender. And he's friend is so cute. They're gonna be with us for the whole weekend. (hears the doorbell ring and goes for the door)
* '''Mr. Beady:''' Just sever my neck bone, take me out.
(Mrs. Beady answers the door and sees it was the farmer)
* '''The Farmer:''' Going to Turnip Con. Need someone to watch the farm.
* '''Mr. Beady:''' Farm? My nephew and his friend will do it. They're born farmhand.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' No, I'm not, I hate farms.
* '''Vicky the Babysitter:''' Yeah, I work for babying sitting, not house sitting.
* '''Mr. Beady:''' Naw, they's just being modest.
* '''Vicky:''' No, that's not true, he's lying.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Yeah, and he's made of wood.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Absolutely not, Farmer. They'll just lie around all day reading comic books... Playing violent video games, eating sugary snacks. And plus, I don't trust you, that they take care of those animals, and play with those other kids, especially that boy has two big teeth.
* '''Vicky the Babysitter:''' Wait, you mean that trewp? (gets an idea) You know, Eugene, It's will be fun to mess with those barn animals.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Yeah. We're doing it.