Editing The Chronicles of Barnia/Transcript (section)

== The Middle ==
* '''Snotty Boy:''' (Looks outside) Huh? They've stopped outside the castle. They must fear the power of the Troll King.
* '''Farmer:''' (coming out of the shower) Nothing like a nice hot shower after my nap. (bumps into Snotty and they both screamed)
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Oh mighty troll king. Allow me to serve you well by teaching me your stupid ways
* '''Farmer:''' Uh, I don't know what your saying.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Ooooh. He's powerless without his mystical warlock gems.
* '''Farmer:''' You need counseling.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' I'm taking over this kingdom! Think fast, troll! (shoves him into the basement and locks him in)
(Back outside)
* '''Pig:''' Great, we'll never get him off the barnyard. He thinks it's a magical fantasy land.
* '''Abby:''' Pig's right. We've shouldn't been playing around in the open like that.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' And now he'll never leave.
* '''Piglet:''' It's bad enough already
* '''Pooh:''' Oh bother.
* '''Rabbit: '''Oh fiddlesticks and nonsense. There's nothing to be worried.
* '''Otis:''' Rabbit's right. The farmer probably stuck a juice box in the little freak's face and threw him in front of the TV. He's probably forgotten all about Barnia by now.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' (searching the farmer's dresser) I gotta find the troll king's stupid warlock gems so I can rule all of Barnia. (sees a pepper ring) His ring of evilness. (puts it on) It's transfixing. Energy...surging. Wizard magic...coursing through viens. I...am...invincible! (Yelling through window) Stupid citizens of Barnia!
* '''All:''' Huh?
* '''Snotty Boy:''' The Troll King is my prisoner! Behold his ring of evilness and whose evilness it is now on.
* '''Freddy:''' The precious. We must have it. But it's evil and it won't fit us. We can resize it.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Silence! Bow down to your new dark lord, Maldork!
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' No way I'm bowing to a name like that.
* '''Wanda:''' Agreed.
* '''Otis:''' Guys, I think we should play along. I really do.
* '''Tigger:''' Why should we?
* '''Otis:''' Because as long we stay in character, he won't know we're just a bunch of talking animals.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Bow down, I say! (Everyone started bowing) Now dance. (Everyone started doing a Irish jig) Ha, ha, ha! I'm bored. I know, I'll use my new powers to make this place my evil fortress. Later, stupid magical stinkies! (started throwing stuff out)
* '''Duke:''' He's wrecking the place. I'm going in there.
* '''Abby:''' Right behind you.
* '''Otis:''' No!
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Don't worry Otis, the farmer's in the basement. He won't see you guys.
* '''Otis:''' Yeah, but if you kick his butt, he'll just keep coming back like a bad case of pinkeye.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' But how are we gonna get him out of here?
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Think, think, think. Well Snotty Boy was saw Otis and Abby talking at the outhouse and thinks that outhouse is portal of Barnia? By which I mean to say, perhaps we should destroy it so he thinks that portal of Barnia is gone for good.
* '''Rabbit:''' Why Pooh Bear. I believe that is a very smart idea.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Why, thank you Rabbit. I'm so glad you liked it. (chuckles) Whatever it was.
* '''Otis:''' Yeah, that's a great idea, Pooh. And I think I know just how to do it.
* '''Pip:''' So tell me how you're gonna do Pooh's idea.
* '''Otis:''' Well, the trailing off would suggest I'm gonna tell you later.
* '''Pip:''' Well, you should tell me now.
* '''Otis:''' Yeah, but it's not as dramatic if I tell you now.
* '''Pip:''' Well don't you want me to help you?
* '''Otis:''' Yeah, but we'll do in the next scene.
* '''Pip:''' Oh ok.