Editing The Chronicles of Barnia/Transcript (section)

== The Beginning ==
(The scene begins with Peck and Piglet as princes attack by a giant monster)
* '''Peck:''' The Hideous Beast of Logar is upon us.
* '''Rabbit:''' Yes, be afraid Prince Molts-a-lot. Now nothing can stop me, El Canejo!
* '''Piglet:''' Oh d-d-d-dear. Who can save us now?
(Suddenly Otis as a warrior comes in on a goat)
* '''Goat:''' Are we done?
* '''Otis:''' Yep. Never fear, Prince Pig-a-let and Prince Molts-a-Lot. I Cownan the Barbarian, shall vanquish this dragon and this dastardly foe. To me my fellow warriors of this land!
(Suddenly Timmy comes in as a barbarian on Eeyore as a giant bull)
* '''Timmy Turner:''' I'm Timmy the Barbarian! I take whatever I want, kick butt, and NEVER APOLOGIZE!!!!
* '''Lincoln:''' And I'm Linc the White Haired from the land Louderous! With us, Phineas, Ferbalot and Jeremiah.
* Burford: And me, Bufavulous, the Wind Lord.
* Timmy: Wait, where Baljeetolas, of the Nerdling Realm?
* Baljeet: Over here. If by my bow, or my vast store of useless knowledge I may aid you... Hey, where is my bow?
* Burford: You left it in the booth.
* Baljeet: Oh, excuse me. Well, there it is. Has anyone seen my arrows?
* Buford: Bathroom!
* '''Tigger:''' I am the protector the forest. Champeen of the underdog and of household pets. I wrestle woozles. I hogtie heffalumps. I am The Masked Offender!
* Phineas: And no band of warriors is complete without a loyal companion, Parable the Dragonpus.
* '''Otis:''' We shall rid you from this land or my name isn't, as previously stated, Cownan the Bar--(shot by a arrow) Ow.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Who shot that?!?
* '''Abby:''' Step aside, boys. Dragon slayings our job. For I am, Examo, Warrior Princess! And my band of sister warriors.
* Ronny Robinson: Yeah!
* '''Wanda:''' And I am your trusty whip cracking sidekick, Nagules!
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' And me, the sorceress of the sun, Raidia!
* Olive Doyle: And me. Olivus, queen of Smarticus
* '''Scruffy:''' And me, Scruffa, your loyal apprentice.
* Katie Knight: And me Katie the Girl Knight with my trusty partner Candavere.
* Isabella: And me, Isbabel of the water sprites. What art thou doin'?
* '''Cosmo:''' And I am Cosmodious, the scrawny, cowardly, human pack mule. Even though I'm the smallest and weakest, I have to carry everything.
* '''Wanda:''' Move faster, dirty one! And comb your hair! And nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag!
* Stephaine: Move aside boys and let us show how it's done.
* '''Lincoln:''' (in Snoof voice) Wait, just a minute. We were here first.
* Phineas Flynn''':''' Yeah, so Back off ladies! This is our quest!
* -No, you back off our quest or we'll make you.
* Buford: Oh yeah, you and what monster?
* -Oh, I don't know, how 'bout the 10 headed monster from that white haired's village.
* Lincoln: You don't mean?
* -We do, say hello to the 10 headed monster known as Girladous!
(The Loud girls appeared as a 10 headed monster)
* Tigger: 1 or 10 heads, it doesn't matter. We'll defeat you now matter what!

* '''Abby:''' Oh yeah? Eat arrow, stripped offender! (shoots arrows but misses and hits the Pooh's honey pot and Pig as a faun)
* '''Pig:''' Hey!
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Oh bother.
* '''Sunset Shimmer;''' Sorry!
* '''Abby:''' My bad!
* '''Pig:''' Why are you hitting the harmless woodland faun for? Hit him! He's the ring craving psycho goblin.
* '''Freddy:''' Not just rings. Also decorative pendants. (growls)
* '''Pip:''' Hey, Freddy, chill out. Every time we do a role playing game, it takes you two weeks to get out of character.
* '''Freddy:''' Don't worry. I have that problem completely under control. (to himself) He's on to us. Act casual. (whistles then growls)
* '''Rabbit:''' So, Bessie, whose your character?
* '''Bessie:''' I'm Queen Kickyourbutt, the magic sorceress of Stay the heck away from me.
* '''Duke:''' Hey, Otis. Are you sure it's safe playing Dungeons and Barn Animals out in the open like this?
* '''Otis:''' Course it's safe. The farmer's napping and only a halfwit would drop by to visit a bunch of barn animals.
(Not that far away, Snotty comes by)
* '''Snotty Boy:''' I'm gonna visit the barn animals, cause that what I do. I'm gonna visit the barn animals, so hoodly hoodly ho. My giant big boy brain makes me their leader. (sees a outhouse) Ooooh, time for a potty break. (heads inside)
* '''Otis:''' We wanna save the Slender Elf prince.
* '''Abby:''' No, we wanna save him.
* '''Otis:''' But, I'm a barbarian hero.
* '''Abby:''' More like a barbarian lamo.
* '''Peck:''' Valiant heroes, please. Seize thy bickering. Let me soothe your warlike spleens with a mellifluous elvish tune.
'''[Peck]'''

''Come traipse, come traipse, through fields of Yore''

''Then traispe, and traispe, some more''

''Continue traipsing presently''
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' (yawns) Is it nap time yet?
* '''Timmy Turner:''' I'm bored trying to save him already.
* '''Otis:''' Timmy the Barbarian‘s right. This prince is annoying. You guys save him. We'll save Pig-a-let.
* '''Abby:''' No you save him.
* '''Otis:''' Look, I'm sure we can settle this like a couple of ration--(pulls out plunger causing Peck to get knocked out) Have at you!
(Everyone began fighting around the outhouse, and Snotty see them fighting)
* '''Otis:''' Surrender or face the power of Glamocel, the plunger that has been reforged.
* '''Abby:''' Never!
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' We rather die than be defeated by a plunger.
* '''Wanda:''' Do your worst!
* '''Otis:''' Well, Hi-Yah... Ah, oh, uh-oh.(sees Snotty)
* '''Eeyore:''' To make a long story short, uh oh.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' [Shocked] You... were... talking.
* '''Otis:''' No, we weren't.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Yes, you were, I saw you. You're talking Barnyard Animals.
* '''Otis:''' No...I'm uh, Cownan, bovine barbarian hero. And these are some elves and stuff.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' As if. This is the barnyard.
* '''Otis:''' No, no it's not. It's uh... the magical land of Barnia.
* '''Cosmo:''' What are you talking about Otis? This isn't Barnia.
* '''Otis:''' Would you please work with me? See. That's the mystical poopse shack that transported you.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' But isn't that the farmer's house?
* '''Otis:''' No, that's the...um...
* '''Pip:''' The castle of the Troll King.
* '''Otis:''' Yes, what the tiny rat wizard said.
* '''Abby:''' We're dead.
* '''Duke:''' You have to be stupid and nuts to believe that story.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' I completely believe in that story.
* '''All:''' Phew.
* '''Wanda:''' Thanks goodness for his stupidity.
* '''Otis:''' Yep, it's awesome way cool. Too bad we're close. There is a Santa village down Route 29. Thanks for stopping by and we'll see you never. Ha, ha, ha, good day.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Wait a minute. Am I the only human boy in a world full of talking magical animals?
* '''Otis:''' Besides those other kids, pretty much.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Sweet! I'm gonna kick your magical butts. (pulls out slingshot)
(Everyone runs away)
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Wait a second. We have powers and weapons.
* '''Otis:''' She's right. Get him!
(Everyone chased after Snotty but he runs inside the house)
* '''Pip:''' He ran into the Farmer's house.
* '''Abby:''' We can't go in there. The Farmer will see us.
* '''Wanda:''' And if we go in there, we'll be in trouble.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Looks we have to wait til that brat comes out.