Editing Squidward Tentacles (section)

=== Season 1 ===
* '''Help Wanted''': He and Mr. Krabs get rid of SpongeBob by tricking him into buying a hydrodynamic spatula from Barg'N-Mart, but he actually bought it for real and saved both from the anchovies. However, despite Mr. Krabs rewarding SpongeBob and hiring him as the new fry cook, Squidward attempts to protest it. But to no avail. Patrick comes to order his meal, but SpongeBob sends him flying out with many Krabby Patties, causing Squidward to freak out. Squidward sarcastically in singsong tone says, "Mr. Krabs, come see your new employee!" in an attempt to have Mr. Krabs fire him and get rid of him. But it's most likely that his attempt fell on deaf ears, and he ultimately gave up now that he's stuck with SpongeBob being the new fry cook of the restaurant.
* '''Reef Blower''': He throws a shell onto SpongeBob's lawn.
* '''Naughty Nautical Neighbors''': While trying to enjoy himself on a quiet, peaceful day, SpongeBob and Patrick bother Squidward by blowing bubbles with messages in them. Squidward becomes annoyed with their childish games and decides to take advantage of their friendship by pitting them against each other. He blows his own bubbles filled with insults and snotty comments, tricking SpongeBob and Patrick into thinking that they were still talking to one another, which resulted to destroying their friendship. As Squidward laughs at them while eating his soufflé, he chokes on his own fork. But thankfully, Patrick saved him and removed the fork from his throat. Squidward and Patrick started off as friends at first, but when Patrick started falling asleep during a little clarinet presentation, Squidward immediately becomes annoyed. He tries to carry him out, but his heavy weight causes Squidward's back to snap. SpongeBob, hearing Squidward's cry in pain, jumps out and straightens out his back. And just like Patrick, SpongeBob and Squidward start off as friends as well. But when SpongeBob plays poorly on the cello in a musical session along with Patrick's intervention, Squidward kicks him out. Things got much worse when both Patrick and SpongeBob started fighting over Squidward, driving the poor cephalopod to the point of madness. Determined to get them back together, he arranges a dinner party for them, giving them large amounts of soda. He leaves to go buy some more after he ran out, leaving the two friends alone. However, while he was away, his house blows up when SpongeBob and Patrick laugh out bubbles when reconciling. Upon returning home, he angrily orders SpongeBob and Patrick to leave. But the remaining bubble results in his door crashing onto him and hurting his back again, giving him his well-deserved karma.
*'''Home Sweet Pineapple''': He ignores SpongeBob's calls for help on his shellphone and showed no sympathy towards SpongeBob whatsoever when his pineapple house gets eaten and destroyed by nematodes. He would even stoop this low when he refused to allow SpongeBob and Gary stay for the night and leave them sleep out in the cold. The following day, SpongeBob plants the pebble that was left behind from the nematode infestation. As SpongeBob prepares to leave with his parents, Squidward joyfully dances and sings while Patrick cries his heart out for not wanting his best friend to go away forever. However, much to everyone's surprise (including the selfish, grumpy old cephalopod), the pebble turned out to be a pineapple seed as it sprouts out a vine from the ground (thanks to one of SpongeBob's tears) and grows a brand-new house for SpongeBob, crushing Squidward underneath. SpongeBob, his parents, Gary, and Patrick happily rush inside to find everything back to where it's supposed to be. SpongeBob then goes over to Squidward, who appears under the floorboard, that he's back forever, much to the cephalopod's chagrin. Squidward becoming trapped under the floor of SpongeBob's regrown house is considered punishment for his unsympathetic attitude towards the little porous pal and for being unhospitable to him when he's homeless.
*'''Nature Pants''': Unlike Mr. Krabs, Patrick, Gary, and Sandy, Squidward never missed SpongeBob when he chooses to live in Jellyfish Fields to live among the jellyfish. He made it clear how much he doesn't miss him by throwing himself a party, thinking that SpongeBob will stay in Jellyfish Fields forever and never come back to bother him at all. However, much to his chagrin, he was forced to throw SpongeBob a welcome home party when the poor little sponge gave up living in the wild with the jellyfish and realized that wildlife isn't as great as he thought it would be.
*'''Opposite Day''': Annoyed with SpongeBob and Patrick's antics, Squidward decides to move out. However, he gets an idea of how to get them out of their way of his move. He makes up a holiday called, "Opposite Day", which involves one having to do the opposite of what they normally do. He tricks SpongeBob into being the opposite of his normal happy-go-lucky self by being grumpy, quiet, and out of his way. However, when Patrick comes over, SpongeBob tells him all about Opposite Day and convinces him to do the opposite as well. They start by doing various things and tear up SpongeBob's house. Squidward, who is laughing to himself, believed that his plan worked and starts packing up his things. However, his downfall is when his plan starts to backfire on him as SpongeBob began tearing up (in opposite: fixing up) his own house with Patrick's help. Squidward is outraged and goes to repair the house before the real estate agent comes. SpongeBob concludes that Squidward is acting like him, and he and Patrick must therefore act like Squidward himself. While Squidward continues fixing SpongeBob's house, the real estate agent arrives. SpongeBob and Patrick both impersonate Squidward and trick her into thinking they're the same person. Luckily, when Squidward was finished, he rushed into his own home and informs her that he is the real Squidward, and that SpongeBob and Patrick are just impersonating him. His statement confused her even more and accused Squidward for intentionally messing with her. And after Gary comes in, who also impersonated Squidward, the real estate agent angrily leaves in confusion and refuses to sell the house, much to Squidward's disappointment.
*'''Culture Shock''': When the Krusty Krab was not getting any customers, SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs hold a meeting on what to do to make money. When Mr. Krabs mentioned live entertainment, Squidward suggested they'd run a talent show with him being the host. Mr. Krabs loved the idea and starts to make the arrangements for the show. SpongeBob, who is eager to be a part of the show, continuously asks Squidward if he can be a part of the show. But Squidward, not wanting SpongeBob to ruin his chances of stardom, constantly rejects him and gives him the cold shoulder. He reluctantly lets him become part of the show, but instead gives him a mop to clean up the show instead. It is becoming clear that Squidward had no intention of wanting SpongeBob to be a part of the show whatsoever. And no matter how much he tried to impress the grumpy cephalopod with any kind of talent he had, he always looks for a pathetic excuse to get him out of his way in the spotlight. When the other acts did poorly, Squidward's act was on. As Squidward attempted to wow the crowd with his talents, they were unamused with it and booed him off the stage while pelting him with food. Squidward angrily berates the audience for not appreciating his talents, only to have his insult taken back by the audience when they tell him that he's the one who has no talent at all. Furious, Squidward storms backstage. SpongeBob asked him if he can go on, but Squidward angrily answers him that he can, as the show is already over. SpongeBob goes on stage and cleans up the mess with his mop, which surprisingly pleases the audience. SpongeBob gets a round of applause from the audience for his cleaning act. Squidward, thinking the applause was for him, charges out, only to receive silence. SpongeBob continues cleaning to great applause. Squidward charges in and is once again met by silence. However, he begins to realize that SpongeBob seems to be tied to the audience's sudden change in behavior and tries several times to get the audience to cheer for him by copying SpongeBob's act, only to be rejected and have another tomato thrown at him. Squidward is forced to conclude that it is SpongeBob the audience is cheering for and watches in defeat from the sidelines. While getting praised by Mr. Krabs, he hoped he'll be needing another wheelbarrow of money for next week's show, much to Squidward's chagrin and sadness.
*'''Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost''': When SpongeBob and Patrick accidentally melted Squidward's wax sculpture of himself, they believed that they killed the grumpy old cephalopod. However, Squidward comes out of his bathroom in a ghostly appearance while being covered in talcum powder and a white bathrobe. Squidward originally was going to chastise them for melting his wax sculpture. But upon seeing SpongeBob and Patrick thinking he's a ghost and begging him to spare them, he sees this as the perfect opportunity to get revenge. So, instead of telling them the truth that he's not dead, he cruelly plays along in the drama and tricks the two into thinking he is an actual ghost. His plan work for a little while as he made them pamper him and do chores like servants. However, his downfall is when SpongeBob and Patrick planned to put Squidward to rest in a coffin and prepare a funeral for him. Squidward puts it to a stop when he confesses his deception to them, revealing to everyone that he's indeed alive. But SpongeBob and Patrick are not convinced and assumed that he's a ghost in denial of his death. So, they trap Squidward in a bubble and have him float up to the surface where he goes to the "Great Beyond." Squidward is last seen high in the air and surrounded by seagulls, which only adds to his discomfort. Having Squidward surrounded by seagulls in a bubble above the surface is considered punishment for tricking SpongeBob and Patrick into thinking he's a ghost just to have them pamper him.
*'''Employee of the Month''': In an attempt to win the Employee of the Month award, Squidward continuously lies to SpongeBob that the award is nothing but a scam just to get him to lose his confidence. When it didn't work, he and SpongeBob violently compete against each other to see who would win the award. He even faked a truce so he can get the award for himself (SpongeBob even did the same thing too). In a final attempt to win, SpongeBob and Squidward race to the Krusty Krab. They begin overworking in an attempt to impress him, doing more harm than good, destroying much of the restaurants' supplies, and scaring Mr. Krabs out of his wits in the process. Then they flip thousands of Krabby Patties that overstuffs the Krusty Krab, causing the restaurant to explode. As Mr. Krabs complains that the customers need to pay for the patties who they thought were free, SpongeBob and Squidward annoy Mr. Krabs by asking him who won the award, giving him a major headache.
*'''Scaredy Pants''': He was one of the few people to scare SpongeBob on Halloween. During the party at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob attempts to scare everyone in his "Flying Dutchman" costume with some help from Patrick. But Patrick gets himself stung by a jellyfish and he frantically runs around the roof screaming in pain, leaving SpongeBob swinging around inside. Squidward soon joined everyone in cruelly laughing at SpongeBob where he is left dangling in the ceiling and calling for help. But his pleas fell on deaf ears as they continue to laugh and scoff at the poor sponge. Luckily, the real Flying Dutchman appears and puts a stop to the humiliation. He scolds the townsfolk including Squidward about how people dressing up like him every Halloween had made him into a laughingstock and offended him. But out of all the costumes he's seen, SpongeBob's was the most insulting one ever. He goes to remove the costume, only to reveal SpongeBob's true form: his exposed brain as a result of Patrick's shaving. This terrified the Flying Dutchman as well as the townsfolk so much that they all ran out of the Krusty Krab in fear, giving them their well-deserved karma for scaring and teasing SpongeBob on Halloween. Including Squidward himself.
*'''I Was a Teenage Gary''': One of Squidward's most horrible traits is how he puts himself before anyone or anything else. And this was demonstrated in this episode. When SpongeBob was going away for the weekend with Patrick, Squidward was assigned to take care of Gary by feeding him with the assigned cans of food. However, with Squidward being the stupid, lazy squid that he really is, he spent the entire weekend enjoying himself by laying out in the sun while the poor snail nearly starved and dehydrated himself to death. Realizing that he neglected Gary, he tries to revive Gary by making him eat his food. But his efforts were to no avail. When SpongeBob finds Gary in critical condition, he calls the vet, who gives him some snail plasma. SpongeBob has Squidward inject Gary with some snail plasma, only to accidentally inject SpongeBob with it instead. Assuming that nothing will happen to SpongeBob, he heads home. But his assumption was proven wrong when SpongeBob comes to his house, now transformed into a snail. Squidward is horrified at what happened to SpongeBob and realized that if he hadn't been so neglectful towards Gary, the incident would never have happened. He frantically boards up the house and is chased around by SpongeBob, only to end up getting himself injected and turned into snail by the snail plasma himself. Getting himself turned into a snail is considered punishment for Squidward's gross negligence towards Gary.
*'''Fools in April''': Constantly annoyed with SpongeBob's pranks on April Fool's Day, Squidward devises a revenge plan by building a trap for SpongeBob as a nasty prank to get him to stop annoying him. He begins by squirting mustard on the floor and tricks SpongeBob into falling into his trap. Once SpongeBob cleaned up the spot, Squidward cuts the rope and activates the trap. It sent the chipper, yellow sponge flying around the restaurant, smacking into walls, crashing through objects like a bag of flour and Bubble Bass's buttocks, and landing him into a filthy garbage can. Squidward then cruelly laughs in SpongeBob's face, making the emotionally hurt square dude run out of the restaurant, crying. The customers, who witnessed Squidward's prank, were appalled by it and considered it as far too harsh and mean to be funny. They turn against Squidward and leave in disgust. It soon dawned on Squidward that all SpongeBob was doing the whole time was playing harmless pranks on people just so they could smile, have fun, and laugh ''with'' him. While his prank, on the other hand, was downright mean and it only meant to publicly hurt and humiliate SpongeBob so he could laugh ''at him''. Remorseful for what he's done, Squidward goes to SpongeBob's house and attempt to apologize for his nasty prank. After many failed attempts, he ultimately manages to apologize to SpongeBob for real and admits that he likes him as well as the other people he's forced to be in contact with. Luckily, SpongeBob gets a sweet taste of revenge when he plays a harmless prank on Squidward, revealing the whole town inside his house who heard his apology from within. Squidward then goes into a mental breakdown and says that he's fooled them all and runs back into his house.
*'''Hooky''': He and Mr. Krabs prank SpongeBob by hooking up his pants and underwear with a fishing hook, stripping him naked and letting himself getting humiliated in front of a group of teenage girls. While it was needed for SpongeBob to learn his lesson, it was needlessly cruel of Squidward and Mr. Krabs to publicly humiliate the porous little sponge in such a mean way.