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=== ''The Middle'' === (The next morning, the boys spent the day tearing the dresses off them) * '''Pig:''' Ok this might hurt a bit. (tears one off Freddy) * '''Freddy:''' Pedestrians have the right of way! * '''Pip:''' Hey, that looks like fun. Let me try. (tears one) * '''Freddy:''' See basses are tender fish! (Pig tears another one off) Danish pastries are good! * '''Bessie:''' So, how the evening go, ladies? * '''Pig:''' Horrible! * '''Freddy:''' Terrible! * '''Pig:''' Thanks to your little glue trick, we got stuck on a date with Snotty Boy and his pals. *-(sarcastic) Oh did we? *-Yes. We did. We always know *-I know. We were being sarcastic *-Oh. *-Let that be a lesson that being a girl isn't so easy. *-Speaking of which...(point to Otis) * -Oh, Otis, is there you like to say to some girls you possibly know about getting all the breaks? *'''Otis:''' Oh I don’t know ????. I’ll let them know after I go to SUPER SMACKDOWN CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING WITH SNOTTY BOY TUESDAY NIGHT!!! * '''Pip, Abby, Pig, Freddy, Peck and Bessie:''' SAY WHAT!?!! *'''Tigger:''' (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT!?!? *'''Piglet:''' WHAT!!?!? *'''Winnie the Pooh:''' WHAT!?!?! *'''Rabbit:''' WHAT!?!?!? *'''Eeyore:''' Huh? *'''Timmy Turner:''' WHAT?!?! *'''Cosmo and Wanda:''' WHAT?!?! *'''CJ:''' What? *'''Mia:''' What?! *'''Lincoln:''' What!?! *'''Loud Sisters:''' What!?! *'''Scruffy:''' What? *'''Olive Doyle:''' What? *'''Phineas Flynn, Isabella, Burford, and Baljeet:''' What!? *'''Candace Flynn:''' What? *'''Fireside Girls:''' What? *'''Katie Knight:''' What?! *'''Sunset Shimmer:''' Wait, what!? * '''Otis:''' That’s right. Snotty boy offered me a free ticket thus proving my point that girls get all the breaks. * '''Bessie:''' I think that glue seeped into his head. *-Yeah, and into his empty brain and skull *-I cant believe you think still girls get all the breaks *-Even after we glue you up. *-I can't believe that Snotty asked you out to begin with. *'''Abby:''' They're right, Otis. It’s-- * '''Pip:''' Disgusting? * '''Peck:''' Vomit inducing? *-Bizzare? *-Nightmare inducing? *-Wrong on so many levels? * '''Freddy:''' A good plot for a buddy comedy? (Make way for Buddies segment) * '''Peck:''' Or maybe not. * '''Freddy:''' I’ll forget I mention it. * '''Abby:''' So what your telling us is--? * '''Otis:''' That’s right. Snotty and I are dating! (Everyone gasped in horror and Peck faints) * '''Otis:''' (to audience) Horrifying, ain’t it? *'''Abby:''' Otis, what on earth what you thinking? * - * - * - *'''Otis:''' Oh yes I can. It's call the Law of Laddies and I'm likes it. You can ask out, eat free food, and enjoy the free show. A sweet deal all the round. *-I'm telling you right now. If you play with his heart, you're gonna regret it. Heart? You mean that tiny, acid-soaked sack of gravel That sits where his heart should be? Come on, he's awful, rude, insulting and horrifying in every way. Then why would you want to go anywhere with him? Well, because it's wrestling! [Violin music playing] Ok, this is sonot the wrestling arena. Of course not. It's a stupid french restaurant Because that's where you're supposed to go on a second date. I know because I read it in a book called "make 'em like you." Man: ♪ aw, baby Wow, how endearing. So now's the time we do the thing called "date talk." So tell me about yourself. I was born in a... Snotty boy: whatever. Let's skip this stupid stuff and talk about me. I have a totally lame dad Who wants me to follow in his footsteps But I'm like "no way." Well, while feigning interest, I would ask, "what does he do for a living? It can't be that bad." He's a professional clown. I was wrong. Who would want to be a stupid clown? I hate it. Now you shouldn't hate your father Just because his job is being a clown. [Mocking]: "oh, you shouldn't hate your father Just because his job is being a stupid clown." Ok, maybe it's best if I just... Waiter: may I offer you our chef's complimentary appetizer plate? Oh, don't mind if I do. Mm, mm. Is the lady ready to order this evening? Yes, I'll have the... Hold it, huge girl. Oh, that's gonna be my pet name for you, "hugey." I'm going to order for us, because I have coupons And they're only good for certain items. We'll both have the chez french coupon special beef patty. It comes with hooves and it's totally free with my coupon. Oh, no, I'm a vegetarian, I can't have meat. Then starve! [Waiter grunts] Well, this is nice, isn't it? You must be totally thinking "Pretty sweet second date." I don't know if I was totallythinking that. [Thinking]: hang in there, buddy. Just think wrestling, super-smackdown. Free professional wrestling. [Audience cheering] Break his face. Squeeze his ankles. [In regular voice]: yes, this was totally worth it. [In girlish voice]: you're going down, sgt. Sunshine! Great seats, huh? [In regular voice]: yeah, they're awesome. [Clears throat] [In girlish voice]: I mean, yes, they are delightfully situated. [Chuckles] they'd better be. These were, like, the premiere coupons of all time. I had to call into a stupid radio station , Times a day, every day, for a month. And I won them because I'm a winner. [In girlish voice]: that's interesting, I'm not listening to you. [In regular voice]: punch him in the thymus gland! Audience: one, two, three. [Cheering] Ok, folks, it's time for the audience tag-team. [Cheering] I need two gutsy volunteers To go three minutes in the ring. [Gasps] right here. Wait, what, what are you doing? Come on, we can win it. I don't know, I'm retaining a lot of pizza right now,and i... Oh, dear. Announcer: we have a volunteer. [Cheering] Is that a girl? Don't you just love it? Perhaps this isn't the best idea. Check out thishandsome couple. Kids, cast your eyes across the ring and say hello to... The bulk brothers. [Grunting] The bulk brothers? Sweet. Wow, we're going to die. Come on, we only have to last, like, three minutes. With your gigantic man-body, it's a sure thing. [Grunting] Ok, we can do this. If we get into trouble, we'll keep tapping each other in. Great, you go first. What? [Screaming] One, two... [Screams] Hey, I'm not sure that's exactly legal. Ouchie. Uh, lady here. [Grunting] Ok, ok, in trouble, tag in, tag in. Oh, sorry, can't quite reach. One minute, you're doing great, hugey. No, I am not. Hey, everybody, this is my date, hugey. Like a pet name I have for her. Wait a minute, I just want to clarify- [screams]. ♪ Me and hugey, hugey and me ♪ Win that fight, hugey. [Cheering] Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa... [♪...] Whew, I can't wait to see how otis gets out of this one. [Chuckles] But first, let's answer some of today's viewer mail. Here's one from joe-joe, age . "Dear pig, how can I get a girl to notice me?" Well, joe-joe, allow me to demonstrate Using science and dolls. "La-la, la-la. I'm a girl, I'm pretty." "Hello, I'm a boy, I love you." "Oh, this is so sudden. Do you have a car and a food processor?" "Yes, I have money." "Whoa, what's your name?" "That's not important, it is time for marriage. Up, up, and away." "My friends will be so jealous." Well, I hope that helped. Now back to the action. Otis: whoa-whoa-whoa... [Screaming] Don't get any corndog on your shirt. You can wear it to my funeral. [Grunts] [Grunting] [Grunting] tag, tag! [Grunting] [Laughing] [Grunts] ok, that's it. Excuse me. Huh? Huh? [In regular voice]: you're going down! [Grunting] [Groaning] [Grunts] [Screaming] [Thudding] Whoa. Whoa. [Cheering] We have a winner. I did it. I completely and totally rock! This is the best date ever! We did it. [Groans] what a woman. [Cheering] [Humming] [Sighs] *- *- *'''Otis:''' ????? * - * - *'''Otis:''' Well, because it's... WRESTING!!!! (????????????????????) *'''Otis''': Okay, this is so not the wresting arena. *'''Snotty Boy''': Of course not. It's a stupid *'''Snotty''': So tell me about yourself? *'''Snotty''': I'm going to order for us. Because, I have coupons and they'll good certain items. We'll both have the coupon's special patty. This totally free with my coupons. *'''Otis''': Yes, this was totally worth it <br /> *'''Snotty''': They better be. *'''Snotty''': Huh. Right here. *'''Otis''': Wait, what? What are you doing? *'''Snotty''': Come on, we can win it. *'''Guy''': It's that a girl? *'''Otis:''' Okay, that's it. (?????) Excuse me. *'''Bulk Brothers''': Huh? *'''Otis''': You're going down! *'''Bulk Brothers''': (Screams) *'''Crowd''': Whoa! *'''The Farmer''': Whoa! (???????????????) *'''Snotty Boy:''' We did it. Pucker up, baby. *'''Otis:''' Pucker this! [??????]
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