Editing Some Like It Snotty/Transcript (section)

===''The Beginning''===
(The scene begins with Otis getting from a milking machine)
* '''Otis:''' Morning. (heads towards the hen house) Noise! (scaring hens into laying eggs) Morning, ladies. (began frying the eggs) Gonna be a great day. (hears the paperboy coming around and pushes a pedal and a bear standee scares him thus knocking out all the papers)
* '''Paperboy:''' Every morning. Stupid bears!
* '''Otis:''' Papers are here!
(A few minutes later everyone relaxes in reading the papers)
* '''Otis:''' Dairy still strong in the market. I’m on a winning team.
* '''Freddy:''' Looks like parlament is at it again.
* '''Pip:''' Dude we’ve been over this, you can’t read.
* '''Freddy:''' I thought it would sound better than, Hey Look Blobbly Goop Blobbly Blob.
* '''Pig:''' Ahh, I love the Life And Styles section. (eats it)
* -(reading a Garfield comic) Gotta love those classic comic gags
* -Hilarious
* -Nothing like reading the paper with you friends.
* -You said it.
* -Yep, doesn't get any better than this.
* '''Otis:''' Sweet cud. The new Rock and Roll Laserium Bowling Alley is opening tonight. And it’s free.
(Everyone gets interested in it)
* '''Abby:''' What’ll they think of next.
* '''Otis:''' So not fair. Humans gets to have all the fun. (thinks of something)
* -That's not good.
* -What's not good?
* -Otis is getting a idea.
* '''Pip:''' Yeah, you’re right. It’s the look.
(Otis then starts to grin)
* '''Bessie:''' Oh, now he’s grinning. That’s not good. I just hate it when he grins. Always happy in anyway at all. Is that wrong?
* -Maybe a little bit.
* -And pretty soon he'll announce is big idea.
* -How much longer, Pip?
* '''Pip:''' In 3..2...1
* '''Otis:''' WE’RE TOTALLY DRESSING UP LIKE HUMANS TEENAGERS AND GOING TO ROCK AND ROLL LASERIUM TO...NIGHT!!!
(Everyone gets scared and shocked at the same time)
* '''Tigger:''' (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT!?!?
* '''Piglet:''' WHAT!!?!?
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' WHAT!?!?!
* '''Rabbit:''' WHAT!?!?!?
* '''Eeyore:''' Huh?
* '''Timmy Turner:''' WHAT?!?!
*'''Cosmo and Wanda:''' WHAT?!?!
*'''CJ:''' What?
*'''Mia:''' What?!
*'''Lincoln:''' What!?!
*'''Loud Sisters:''' What!?!
*'''Scruffy:''' What?
*'''Olive Doyle:''' What?
*'''Phineas Flynn, Isabella, Burford, and Baljeet:''' What!?
*'''Candace Flynn:''' What?
*'''Fireside Girls:''' What?
*'''Katie Knight:''' What?!
*'''Sunset Shimmer:''' Wait, what!?
* -You must be crazy.
* -I mean we can go bowling cause we're already human.
* -But we can't risk you guys going out in public.
* -Yeah, what if some one recognized you as a cow not a teenager.
* -It's just way to risky for you to go.
* '''Abby:''' Their right, Otis. You wanna risk dressing up a humans just to go bowling?
* '''Otis:''' It be crazy not to do it. It’s a simple mathematical equation. Bowling plus lasers plus us equal mucho funente. And it’s free. Personally I don’t have any money and now pockets so that’s a sweet fit.
* '''Bessie:''' Hold up, rump roast, check the fine print. It’s ladies night. Only girls get in for free.
* '''Otis:''' What? Let me see that. (sees it)
* '''Pip:''' Wah-wah
* '''Otis:''' Oh man, what a rip. Girls get all the breaks
* '''Abby:''' Otis, that’s a load of potatoes and you know it.
* '''Otis:''' Oh please! Girls get doors open for them, they get to dot their eyes with little hearts. They don’t ever have to work on chain gangs!
* '''Abby:''' Oh, give me a break. You wouldn’t last a day as a girl.
* '''Otis:''' Oh, I wouldn’t?
* '''Abby:''' No!
* '''Otis:''' Well, just you watch us.
* '''Boys:''' Yeah! Huh?
* '''Otis:''' Wake up, guys. We’re crashing Ladies’ Night.
(The boys wasn’t sure at first)
* '''Peck:''' Although I do look good in a skirt. I assume!
(Later that day, Otis, Peck, and Pig dressed as girls)
* '''Otis:''' Alright, guys, grab an eyeful
* '''Pig:''' Wow.
* '''Freddy:''' Hotstuff.
* '''Peck:''' Hey, how come I have to be on the inside?
* '''Freddy:''' Cause I’m a hottie
* '''Otis:''' I don’t know why you girls gave us these clothes. It’s just gonna help me prove my point.
* '''Abby:''' Oh we’re happy to.
* '''Bessie:''' Yeah, now you can test your theory about how girls get all the breaks
* '''Otis:''' Oh, we’ll test it all right. (clears throat) Come on ladies. Let’s hit the lanes.
* '''Pip:''' I guess I’m too small to go with you guys.
* '''Otis:''' Oh really, Pookie the chihuahua?
* '''Pip:''' (barks)
* '''Otis:''' Ok ladies. Let’s move ‘em out
* '''Pig:''' Let’s do it.
* '''Freddy:''' Coming through.
*-Good luck, guys. I mean ladies.
*-I can tell  they're going to have a blast.
*-Especially what's coming.
*-Have what coming?
*-Oh, you see.
(Later, as the “ladies” walk down the backway, a boy crashed, a woman dropped her groceries and a hobo threw up. At the Rock-A-Bowling Lanes, a guard blocks Snotty Boy and his two friends)

* '''Snotty Boy:''' Hey! You like put that rope right in front of me. Open up or I’m gonna get you in big trouble.
* '''Guard:''' The ladies are free. You dorks pay 5 bucks.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Yeah, right. 5 bucks; so not happening.
* '''Boy 1#:''' So not happening.
* '''Guard:''' Then you don’t get in.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' We didn’t want come in any way. Bowling’s stupid and the shoes are lame. Right guys?
* '''Boy 1#:'''  Right.
* '''Boy 2#:''' Totally stupid.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Have fun being a bowling door man. Give him the treatment, fellas. (his friends started to mock the guard) Ha ha. You got so punked by my posse. That’s right, I have a posse and you don;t. Come on. (to his friends) Hey, laugh so it seems like we won.
(The trio laughs as the “ladies” comes from the other side of sidewalk)
* '''Peck:''' Are we there yet? These heels are killing.
* '''Otis:''' That is a small price to pay for looking so fine
* '''Pig:''' Oh this is crazy, Otis. Only a complete idiot is gonna believe we’re really girls. (suddenly they bumped into Snotty’s posse)
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Well, hello, pretty mamas.
* '''Otis:''' Oh. fresh (hits him with his purse)
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Ow!
* '''Pip:''' Yeah, ow!
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Hey, I like a girl with massive forearms. What middle school do you gals go to?
* '''Otis:''' Oh you know the one in the middle across from the other thing. Well, gotta go. (turns around but Snotty's crew was in front of them)
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Uh you super fine mamasitas should totally go out with us on a date.
* '''Pig:''' (coughs) Rather starve
* '''Freddy:''' (coughs) Definitely not.
* '''Pip:''' No.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Before you answer, check out these sweet salsa moves.
* '''Boy 2:''' Oh yeah.
* '''Boy 1:''' Here comes the heat.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' (danced weirdly) There’s no stopping the mojo. (trips) May I say more? It’s totally date time.
* '''Pig:''' (coughs) Get us out of this.
* '''Freddy:''' (coughs) Let’s leave.
* '''Pip:''' (coughs) Still no.
* '''Otis:''' We love to go out with you. Just give us a few minutes to freshen up so place where you’re not.(leaves with Peck, Pig and Freddy to a ally behind a garbage truck) Come on let’s ditch these outfits and get back to Guyhood.
(They agree and tried to get the dresses off)
* '''Pig:''' Oh great my dress is stuck!
* '''Freddy:''' My wig won’t come off!
* '''Otis:''' What the cud?
* '''Pip:''' Dude, I think someone put glue in your outfits
* '''Otis:''' Glue? Nobody puts glue in outfits. Who would pu---(realized who did it) ABBY!!!!!!
* '''Pip:''' And Bessie and the others.
* '''Otis:''' AND BESSIE AND THE OTHERS!!!!
* '''Bessie:''' (hearing Otis' echo) Ah, the sweet sound of moron’s lament.
(The girls laughed)
*-He is not happy.
*-But, he had it coming.
*-What you'd do?
*-We put glue in their dresses.
*-Don't you think that was a bit harsh?
*-Nope.
*'''Luan:''' Yeah, Don't worry. He'll find some way to himself "unstuck". 
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* '''Snotty Boy:''' Hey, there they are
* '''Otis:''' Don’t worry. I got a stink bomb in my purse
* '''Pip:''' Dude, I took it out to make room
* '''Pig:''' What why didn’t you guys bring a shoulder bag
* '''Otis:''' It clashed with my earrings
* '''Freddy:''' Oh no. I’m going to be permanently hot!
* '''Peck:''' Here they come!
* '''Snotty Boy:''' So, you ladies wanna grab some pizza? It’s on us.
* '''Otis:''' Well you boys are totally somewhat unappealing, but I’m afraid we---On you?
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Yep. Every stinkin bite you take will be completely because of me!
* '''Otis:''' Well, maybe just one date.
* '''Freddy:''' What?!?!
* '''Pig:''' Otis, what are talking about?
* '''Pip:''' What?
* '''Peck:''' (Mumbles)
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Okay, right this way. Just follow me. You know you like me. You know you do. Just follow me around. Whoo-who who.
* '''Otis:''' Lead the way to free food town.
* '''Pig:''' Otis!
* '''Freddy:''' What do you think you’re doing?
* '''Otis:''' Hello, free pizza. The bowling had free admission but I can’t eat that. At least the night won’t be a total lost.
(At Siren’s Pizza)
* '''Otis:''' Oh, are you sure you can pay?
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Like Sha-duh. My dad gave me money to buy cream for his skin condition. But I filled the tube with hand soap and pocketed in the dough.
* '''Otis:''' My aren’t you the clever little troll.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Ha ha. That’s right. I’m a pontrepreneur.
* '''Otis:''' Oh, you have your own little troll language.
* '''Waiter:''' Can I take your order?
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Sha-double-duh, what a goof. Uh, we’ll take the--
* '''Otis:''' 13 vegetarian pizzas, 4 double cheese and 6 of the house special deep dish, please.
* '''Pip:''' Bark Bark.
* '''Otis:''' Oh, yes, and a jalpeno canollii for Pookie.
* '''Freddy:''' Do you have any live foul? (Peck pops out) Not to eat to observe. (laughs nervously)
* '''Pig:''' Oh and keep the cheese bread coming
* '''Snotty Boy:''' You heard the ladies. And be quick about it!
* '''Freddy:''' (sees Boy 1# putting his arm on him) Um, I have rabies.
*'''Boy 1#:''' I’m not picky
* '''Boy 2#:''' I think you’re totally cute. (pushed by Pig)
(After dinner)
* '''Snotty Boy:''' So after we’re done here, maybe you gals wanna watch us tip some stinky barn animals?
* '''Otis:''' Oh, um, let me think about that. (spills pitcher on Snotty)
* '''Snotty Boy:''' What are you doing?
* '''Otis:''' Oops, my bad. That’s comes out with club soda. (sprays it on Snotty) Could someone pass the garlic salt? My, aren’t we having fun.
(A couple of minutes later)
* '''Otis:''' Well I guess this is good night.
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Not so fast ladies. We bought you pizzas. Now comes dessert. (the trio sprays breather fresher)
* '''Pig:''' Oh all right.
* '''Otis:''' Pig. Gotta go.
* '''Pig:''' Well they did buy us pizzas
* '''Snotty Boy:''' HEY!!!
* '''Boy 2#:''' What the--?
* '''Snotty Boy:''' Ah, they’re just playing hard to get. And I love that; because it’s alluring, evasive, and sexy.
* '''Pip:''' I knew this would happen. They’re no such thing as free pizza
* '''Freddy:''' You got that right girlfriend