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Here's the 41st episode from Season 1 of ''[[Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard]]''. == Script == ===''The Beginning''=== (The scene begins with Otis getting from a milking machine) * '''Otis:''' Morning. (heads towards the hen house) Noise! (scaring hens into laying eggs) Morning, ladies. (began frying the eggs) Gonna be a great day. (hears the paperboy coming around and pushes a pedal and a bear standee scares him thus knocking out all the papers) * '''Paperboy:''' Every morning. Stupid bears! * '''Otis:''' Papers are here! (A few minutes later everyone relaxes in reading the papers) * '''Otis:''' Dairy still strong in the market. I’m on a winning team. * '''Freddy:''' Looks like parlament is at it again. * '''Pip:''' Dude we’ve been over this, you can’t read. * '''Freddy:''' I thought it would sound better than, Hey Look Blobbly Goop Blobbly Blob. * '''Pig:''' Ahh, I love the Life And Styles section. (eats it) * -(reading a Garfield comic) Gotta love those classic comic gags * -Hilarious * -Nothing like reading the paper with you friends. * -You said it. * -Yep, doesn't get any better than this. * '''Otis:''' Sweet cud. The new Rock and Roll Laserium Bowling Alley is opening tonight. And it’s free. (Everyone gets interested in it) * '''Abby:''' What’ll they think of next. * '''Otis:''' So not fair. Humans gets to have all the fun. (thinks of something) * -That's not good. * -What's not good? * -Otis is getting a idea. * '''Pip:''' Yeah, you’re right. It’s the look. (Otis then starts to grin) * '''Bessie:''' Oh, now he’s grinning. That’s not good. I just hate it when he grins. Always happy in anyway at all. Is that wrong? * -Maybe a little bit. * -And pretty soon he'll announce is big idea. * -How much longer, Pip? * '''Pip:''' In 3..2...1 * '''Otis:''' WE’RE TOTALLY DRESSING UP LIKE HUMANS TEENAGERS AND GOING TO ROCK AND ROLL LASERIUM TO...NIGHT!!! (Everyone gets scared and shocked at the same time) * '''Tigger:''' (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT!?!? * '''Piglet:''' WHAT!!?!? * '''Winnie the Pooh:''' WHAT!?!?! * '''Rabbit:''' WHAT!?!?!? * '''Eeyore:''' Huh? * '''Timmy Turner:''' WHAT?!?! *'''Cosmo and Wanda:''' WHAT?!?! *'''CJ:''' What? *'''Mia:''' What?! *'''Lincoln:''' What!?! *'''Loud Sisters:''' What!?! *'''Scruffy:''' What? *'''Olive Doyle:''' What? *'''Phineas Flynn, Isabella, Burford, and Baljeet:''' What!? *'''Candace Flynn:''' What? *'''Fireside Girls:''' What? *'''Katie Knight:''' What?! *'''Sunset Shimmer:''' Wait, what!? * -You must be crazy. * -I mean we can go bowling cause we're already human. * -But we can't risk you guys going out in public. * -Yeah, what if some one recognized you as a cow not a teenager. * -It's just way to risky for you to go. * '''Abby:''' Their right, Otis. You wanna risk dressing up a humans just to go bowling? * '''Otis:''' It be crazy not to do it. It’s a simple mathematical equation. Bowling plus lasers plus us equal mucho funente. And it’s free. Personally I don’t have any money and now pockets so that’s a sweet fit. * '''Bessie:''' Hold up, rump roast, check the fine print. It’s ladies night. Only girls get in for free. * '''Otis:''' What? Let me see that. (sees it) * '''Pip:''' Wah-wah * '''Otis:''' Oh man, what a rip. Girls get all the breaks * '''Abby:''' Otis, that’s a load of potatoes and you know it. * '''Otis:''' Oh please! Girls get doors open for them, they get to dot their eyes with little hearts. They don’t ever have to work on chain gangs! * '''Abby:''' Oh, give me a break. You wouldn’t last a day as a girl. * '''Otis:''' Oh, I wouldn’t? * '''Abby:''' No! * '''Otis:''' Well, just you watch us. * '''Boys:''' Yeah! Huh? * '''Otis:''' Wake up, guys. We’re crashing Ladies’ Night. (The boys wasn’t sure at first) * '''Peck:''' Although I do look good in a skirt. I assume! (Later that day, Otis, Peck, and Pig dressed as girls) * '''Otis:''' Alright, guys, grab an eyeful * '''Pig:''' Wow. * '''Freddy:''' Hotstuff. * '''Peck:''' Hey, how come I have to be on the inside? * '''Freddy:''' Cause I’m a hottie * '''Otis:''' I don’t know why you girls gave us these clothes. It’s just gonna help me prove my point. * '''Abby:''' Oh we’re happy to. * '''Bessie:''' Yeah, now you can test your theory about how girls get all the breaks * '''Otis:''' Oh, we’ll test it all right. (clears throat) Come on ladies. Let’s hit the lanes. * '''Pip:''' I guess I’m too small to go with you guys. * '''Otis:''' Oh really, Pookie the chihuahua? * '''Pip:''' (barks) * '''Otis:''' Ok ladies. Let’s move ‘em out * '''Pig:''' Let’s do it. * '''Freddy:''' Coming through. *-Good luck, guys. I mean ladies. *-I can tell they're going to have a blast. *-Especially what's coming. *-Have what coming? *-Oh, you see. (Later, as the “ladies” walk down the backway, a boy crashed, a woman dropped her groceries and a hobo threw up. At the Rock-A-Bowling Lanes, a guard blocks Snotty Boy and his two friends) * '''Snotty Boy:''' Hey! You like put that rope right in front of me. Open up or I’m gonna get you in big trouble. * '''Guard:''' The ladies are free. You dorks pay 5 bucks. * '''Snotty Boy:''' Yeah, right. 5 bucks; so not happening. * '''Boy 1#:''' So not happening. * '''Guard:''' Then you don’t get in. * '''Snotty Boy:''' We didn’t want come in any way. Bowling’s stupid and the shoes are lame. Right guys? * '''Boy 1#:''' Right. * '''Boy 2#:''' Totally stupid. * '''Snotty Boy:''' Have fun being a bowling door man. Give him the treatment, fellas. (his friends started to mock the guard) Ha ha. You got so punked by my posse. That’s right, I have a posse and you don;t. Come on. (to his friends) Hey, laugh so it seems like we won. (The trio laughs as the “ladies” comes from the other side of sidewalk) * '''Peck:''' Are we there yet? These heels are killing. * '''Otis:''' That is a small price to pay for looking so fine * '''Pig:''' Oh this is crazy, Otis. Only a complete idiot is gonna believe we’re really girls. (suddenly they bumped into Snotty’s posse) * '''Snotty Boy:''' Well, hello, pretty mamas. * '''Otis:''' Oh. fresh (hits him with his purse) * '''Snotty Boy:''' Ow! * '''Pip:''' Yeah, ow! * '''Snotty Boy:''' Hey, I like a girl with massive forearms. What middle school do you gals go to? * '''Otis:''' Oh you know the one in the middle across from the other thing. Well, gotta go. (turns around but Snotty's crew was in front of them) * '''Snotty Boy:''' Uh you super fine mamasitas should totally go out with us on a date. * '''Pig:''' (coughs) Rather starve * '''Freddy:''' (coughs) Definitely not. * '''Pip:''' No. * '''Snotty Boy:''' Before you answer, check out these sweet salsa moves. * '''Boy 2:''' Oh yeah. * '''Boy 1:''' Here comes the heat. * '''Snotty Boy:''' (danced weirdly) There’s no stopping the mojo. (trips) May I say more? It’s totally date time. * '''Pig:''' (coughs) Get us out of this. * '''Freddy:''' (coughs) Let’s leave. * '''Pip:''' (coughs) Still no. * '''Otis:''' We love to go out with you. Just give us a few minutes to freshen up so place where you’re not.(leaves with Peck, Pig and Freddy to a ally behind a garbage truck) Come on let’s ditch these outfits and get back to Guyhood. (They agree and tried to get the dresses off) * '''Pig:''' Oh great my dress is stuck! * '''Freddy:''' My wig won’t come off! * '''Otis:''' What the cud? * '''Pip:''' Dude, I think someone put glue in your outfits * '''Otis:''' Glue? Nobody puts glue in outfits. Who would pu---(realized who did it) ABBY!!!!!! * '''Pip:''' And Bessie and the others. * '''Otis:''' AND BESSIE AND THE OTHERS!!!! * '''Bessie:''' (hearing Otis' echo) Ah, the sweet sound of moron’s lament. (The girls laughed) *-He is not happy. *-But, he had it coming. *-What you'd do? *-We put glue in their dresses. *-Don't you think that was a bit harsh? *-Nope. *'''Luan:''' Yeah, Don't worry. He'll find some way to himself "unstuck". *- *- *- (????) * '''Snotty Boy:''' Hey, there they are * '''Otis:''' Don’t worry. I got a stink bomb in my purse * '''Pip:''' Dude, I took it out to make room * '''Pig:''' What why didn’t you guys bring a shoulder bag * '''Otis:''' It clashed with my earrings * '''Freddy:''' Oh no. I’m going to be permanently hot! * '''Peck:''' Here they come! * '''Snotty Boy:''' So, you ladies wanna grab some pizza? It’s on us. * '''Otis:''' Well you boys are totally somewhat unappealing, but I’m afraid we---On you? * '''Snotty Boy:''' Yep. Every stinkin bite you take will be completely because of me! * '''Otis:''' Well, maybe just one date. * '''Freddy:''' What?!?! * '''Pig:''' Otis, what are talking about? * '''Pip:''' What? * '''Peck:''' (Mumbles) * '''Snotty Boy:''' Okay, right this way. Just follow me. You know you like me. You know you do. Just follow me around. Whoo-who who. * '''Otis:''' Lead the way to free food town. * '''Pig:''' Otis! * '''Freddy:''' What do you think you’re doing? * '''Otis:''' Hello, free pizza. The bowling had free admission but I can’t eat that. At least the night won’t be a total lost. (At Siren’s Pizza) * '''Otis:''' Oh, are you sure you can pay? * '''Snotty Boy:''' Like Sha-duh. My dad gave me money to buy cream for his skin condition. But I filled the tube with hand soap and pocketed in the dough. * '''Otis:''' My aren’t you the clever little troll. * '''Snotty Boy:''' Ha ha. That’s right. I’m a pontrepreneur. * '''Otis:''' Oh, you have your own little troll language. * '''Waiter:''' Can I take your order? * '''Snotty Boy:''' Sha-double-duh, what a goof. Uh, we’ll take the-- * '''Otis:''' 13 vegetarian pizzas, 4 double cheese and 6 of the house special deep dish, please. * '''Pip:''' Bark Bark. * '''Otis:''' Oh, yes, and a jalpeno canollii for Pookie. * '''Freddy:''' Do you have any live foul? (Peck pops out) Not to eat to observe. (laughs nervously) * '''Pig:''' Oh and keep the cheese bread coming * '''Snotty Boy:''' You heard the ladies. And be quick about it! * '''Freddy:''' (sees Boy 1# putting his arm on him) Um, I have rabies. *'''Boy 1#:''' I’m not picky * '''Boy 2#:''' I think you’re totally cute. (pushed by Pig) (After dinner) * '''Snotty Boy:''' So after we’re done here, maybe you gals wanna watch us tip some stinky barn animals? * '''Otis:''' Oh, um, let me think about that. (spills pitcher on Snotty) * '''Snotty Boy:''' What are you doing? * '''Otis:''' Oops, my bad. That’s comes out with club soda. (sprays it on Snotty) Could someone pass the garlic salt? My, aren’t we having fun. (A couple of minutes later) * '''Otis:''' Well I guess this is good night. * '''Snotty Boy:''' Not so fast ladies. We bought you pizzas. Now comes dessert. (the trio sprays breather fresher) * '''Pig:''' Oh all right. * '''Otis:''' Pig. Gotta go. * '''Pig:''' Well they did buy us pizzas * '''Snotty Boy:''' HEY!!! * '''Boy 2#:''' What the--? * '''Snotty Boy:''' Ah, they’re just playing hard to get. And I love that; because it’s alluring, evasive, and sexy. * '''Pip:''' I knew this would happen. They’re no such thing as free pizza * '''Freddy:''' You got that right girlfriend === ''The Middle'' === (The next morning, the boys spent the day tearing the dresses off them) * '''Pig:''' Ok this might hurt a bit. (tears one off Freddy) * '''Freddy:''' Pedestrians have the right of way! * '''Pip:''' Hey, that looks like fun. Let me try. (tears one) * '''Freddy:''' See basses are tender fish! (Pig tears another one off) Danish pastries are good! * '''Bessie:''' So, how the evening go, ladies? * '''Pig:''' Horrible! * '''Freddy:''' Terrible! * '''Pig:''' Thanks to your little glue trick, we got stuck on a date with Snotty Boy and his pals. *-(sarcastic) Oh did we? *-Yes. We did. We always know *-I know. We were being sarcastic *-Oh. *-Let that be a lesson that being a girl isn't so easy. *-Speaking of which...(point to Otis) * -Oh, Otis, is there you like to say to some girls you possibly know about getting all the breaks? *'''Otis:''' Oh I don’t know ????. I’ll let them know after I go to SUPER SMACKDOWN CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING WITH SNOTTY BOY TUESDAY NIGHT!!! * '''Pip, Abby, Pig, Freddy, Peck and Bessie:''' SAY WHAT!?!! *'''Tigger:''' (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT!?!? *'''Piglet:''' WHAT!!?!? *'''Winnie the Pooh:''' WHAT!?!?! *'''Rabbit:''' WHAT!?!?!? *'''Eeyore:''' Huh? *'''Timmy Turner:''' WHAT?!?! *'''Cosmo and Wanda:''' WHAT?!?! *'''CJ:''' What? *'''Mia:''' What?! *'''Lincoln:''' What!?! *'''Loud Sisters:''' What!?! *'''Scruffy:''' What? *'''Olive Doyle:''' What? *'''Phineas Flynn, Isabella, Burford, and Baljeet:''' What!? *'''Candace Flynn:''' What? *'''Fireside Girls:''' What? *'''Katie Knight:''' What?! *'''Sunset Shimmer:''' Wait, what!? * '''Otis:''' That’s right. Snotty boy offered me a free ticket thus proving my point that girls get all the breaks. * '''Bessie:''' I think that glue seeped into his head. *-Yeah, and into his empty brain and skull *-I cant believe you think still girls get all the breaks *-Even after we glue you up. *-I can't believe that Snotty asked you out to begin with. *'''Abby:''' They're right, Otis. It’s-- * '''Pip:''' Disgusting? * '''Peck:''' Vomit inducing? *-Bizzare? *-Nightmare inducing? *-Wrong on so many levels? * '''Freddy:''' A good plot for a buddy comedy? (Make way for Buddies segment) * '''Peck:''' Or maybe not. * '''Freddy:''' I’ll forget I mention it. * '''Abby:''' So what your telling us is--? * '''Otis:''' That’s right. Snotty and I are dating! (Everyone gasped in horror and Peck faints) * '''Otis:''' (to audience) Horrifying, ain’t it? *'''Abby:''' Otis, what on earth what you thinking? * - * - * - *'''Otis:''' Oh yes I can. It's call the Law of Laddies and I'm likes it. You can ask out, eat free food, and enjoy the free show. A sweet deal all the round. *-I'm telling you right now. If you play with his heart, you're gonna regret it. Heart? You mean that tiny, acid-soaked sack of gravel That sits where his heart should be? Come on, he's awful, rude, insulting and horrifying in every way. Then why would you want to go anywhere with him? Well, because it's wrestling! [Violin music playing] Ok, this is sonot the wrestling arena. Of course not. It's a stupid french restaurant Because that's where you're supposed to go on a second date. I know because I read it in a book called "make 'em like you." Man: ♪ aw, baby Wow, how endearing. So now's the time we do the thing called "date talk." So tell me about yourself. I was born in a... Snotty boy: whatever. Let's skip this stupid stuff and talk about me. I have a totally lame dad Who wants me to follow in his footsteps But I'm like "no way." Well, while feigning interest, I would ask, "what does he do for a living? It can't be that bad." He's a professional clown. I was wrong. Who would want to be a stupid clown? I hate it. Now you shouldn't hate your father Just because his job is being a clown. [Mocking]: "oh, you shouldn't hate your father Just because his job is being a stupid clown." Ok, maybe it's best if I just... Waiter: may I offer you our chef's complimentary appetizer plate? Oh, don't mind if I do. Mm, mm. Is the lady ready to order this evening? Yes, I'll have the... Hold it, huge girl. Oh, that's gonna be my pet name for you, "hugey." I'm going to order for us, because I have coupons And they're only good for certain items. We'll both have the chez french coupon special beef patty. It comes with hooves and it's totally free with my coupon. Oh, no, I'm a vegetarian, I can't have meat. Then starve! [Waiter grunts] Well, this is nice, isn't it? You must be totally thinking "Pretty sweet second date." I don't know if I was totallythinking that. [Thinking]: hang in there, buddy. Just think wrestling, super-smackdown. Free professional wrestling. [Audience cheering] Break his face. Squeeze his ankles. [In regular voice]: yes, this was totally worth it. [In girlish voice]: you're going down, sgt. Sunshine! Great seats, huh? [In regular voice]: yeah, they're awesome. [Clears throat] [In girlish voice]: I mean, yes, they are delightfully situated. [Chuckles] they'd better be. These were, like, the premiere coupons of all time. I had to call into a stupid radio station , Times a day, every day, for a month. And I won them because I'm a winner. [In girlish voice]: that's interesting, I'm not listening to you. [In regular voice]: punch him in the thymus gland! Audience: one, two, three. [Cheering] Ok, folks, it's time for the audience tag-team. [Cheering] I need two gutsy volunteers To go three minutes in the ring. [Gasps] right here. Wait, what, what are you doing? Come on, we can win it. I don't know, I'm retaining a lot of pizza right now,and i... Oh, dear. Announcer: we have a volunteer. [Cheering] Is that a girl? Don't you just love it? Perhaps this isn't the best idea. Check out thishandsome couple. Kids, cast your eyes across the ring and say hello to... The bulk brothers. [Grunting] The bulk brothers? Sweet. Wow, we're going to die. Come on, we only have to last, like, three minutes. With your gigantic man-body, it's a sure thing. [Grunting] Ok, we can do this. If we get into trouble, we'll keep tapping each other in. Great, you go first. What? [Screaming] One, two... [Screams] Hey, I'm not sure that's exactly legal. Ouchie. Uh, lady here. [Grunting] Ok, ok, in trouble, tag in, tag in. Oh, sorry, can't quite reach. One minute, you're doing great, hugey. No, I am not. Hey, everybody, this is my date, hugey. Like a pet name I have for her. Wait a minute, I just want to clarify- [screams]. ♪ Me and hugey, hugey and me ♪ Win that fight, hugey. [Cheering] Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa... [♪...] Whew, I can't wait to see how otis gets out of this one. [Chuckles] But first, let's answer some of today's viewer mail. Here's one from joe-joe, age . "Dear pig, how can I get a girl to notice me?" Well, joe-joe, allow me to demonstrate Using science and dolls. "La-la, la-la. I'm a girl, I'm pretty." "Hello, I'm a boy, I love you." "Oh, this is so sudden. Do you have a car and a food processor?" "Yes, I have money." "Whoa, what's your name?" "That's not important, it is time for marriage. Up, up, and away." "My friends will be so jealous." Well, I hope that helped. Now back to the action. Otis: whoa-whoa-whoa... [Screaming] Don't get any corndog on your shirt. You can wear it to my funeral. [Grunts] [Grunting] [Grunting] tag, tag! [Grunting] [Laughing] [Grunts] ok, that's it. Excuse me. Huh? Huh? [In regular voice]: you're going down! [Grunting] [Groaning] [Grunts] [Screaming] [Thudding] Whoa. Whoa. [Cheering] We have a winner. I did it. I completely and totally rock! This is the best date ever! We did it. [Groans] what a woman. [Cheering] [Humming] [Sighs] *- *- *'''Otis:''' ????? * - * - *'''Otis:''' Well, because it's... WRESTING!!!! (????????????????????) *'''Otis''': Okay, this is so not the wresting arena. *'''Snotty Boy''': Of course not. It's a stupid *'''Snotty''': So tell me about yourself? *'''Snotty''': I'm going to order for us. Because, I have coupons and they'll good certain items. We'll both have the coupon's special patty. This totally free with my coupons. *'''Otis''': Yes, this was totally worth it <br /> *'''Snotty''': They better be. *'''Snotty''': Huh. Right here. *'''Otis''': Wait, what? What are you doing? *'''Snotty''': Come on, we can win it. *'''Guy''': It's that a girl? *'''Otis:''' Okay, that's it. (?????) Excuse me. *'''Bulk Brothers''': Huh? *'''Otis''': You're going down! *'''Bulk Brothers''': (Screams) *'''Crowd''': Whoa! *'''The Farmer''': Whoa! (???????????????) *'''Snotty Boy:''' We did it. Pucker up, baby. *'''Otis:''' Pucker this! [??????] ===''The Ending''=== (??????????????) *'''Pip:''' Hey, Otis is back! *'''Freddy:''' Ditch, girlfriends. *'''Peck:''' Tell us everything. *'''Pig:''' Hey, Otis. How was the date? *'''Otis:''' Gentlemen, that was amazing. One of the greatest night of my life. * -Wait a minute. You like being with Snotty Boy? *-Gross! *'''Otis:''' No, I hate the little freak! But I love all the stuff. *-I don't believe this. *-Even know he's a jerk, that doesn't you have to take advantage of him. *-This is so terrible of you. *-And completely wrong. * * * * *'''Otis:''' Yeah, wrong with a fox. With stuff. *'''Abby:''' Wait a second. What's that? *'''Otis:''' Oh, you noticing that. Oh, that's just my championship belt. (Laughs) Yeah, go ahead. Touch it. It's real *-No, not that. *-Yeah, she's talking about what's on your hoof. *'''Otis:''' What, this ring thing? Oh, I don't know. Snotty Boy gave to me. Probably some kind of wrestling souvenir or something. *'''Bessie:''' No, it isn't. It's some kind of decoder ring. And it got his name on it. *'''Otis:''' So, I mean. So what? *-It only means one thing. *-You mean--?! *'''Abby:''' Yep. Otis, you and Snotty Boy are going steady. *'''All:''' (Gasps in horror) *'''Otis:''' Unconscious. (faints) *'''Pig:''' Ok, step aside. This should work. (pulls out Stunky to spray in Otis' face) *'''Otis:''' Aaah, skunk in my lungs! Wha--Wha--What happened? *-We're talking about the ring Snotty gave to you. *-Plus the fact that you're going steady with him. *'''Otis:''' Unconscious again. (sprayed by Stunky again) That's ridiculous! I am not. I mean, it's not possible. *'''Bessie:''' I don't know. I think you two will make a wonderful couple. Maybe you can live really far away. I'll even help you pack. *'''Otis:''' What am I going to do? Come on, Abby, you've gotta help me here. *'''Abby:''' Gee, Otis, you said it's so easy and great being a girl and all. *'''Otis:''' It was easy during the freebie phase. Now it got all ringy and I'm gonna be sicky. *-Fine, we'll help you. *'''Otis:''' Yes! *-But... *'''Otis:''' But what? *-You have to say that you were wrong and you shouldn't pose as girls again. *Otis: But.. But... *-Come on, Otis. You have to. *'''Otis''': Alright, I was wrong. You guys are right. We shouldn't pose as girls; or if we did, maybe just one time less. *-Otis... *'''Otis''': (groans) Ok, not at all. We shouldn't have done at all. I should have listened to them. They're smart and I'm a dork. *-Ladies? *-Apology accepted. *'''Otis:''' Good! Now, what do I do? And can you do it for me? *'''Abby:''' You have to face it like a man. *'''Pip:''' You mean a man dressed like a woman who's really a cow? *'''Abby:''' Exactly. You'll have to bring his Snotty's ring back and break up with him. *'''Otis:''' How do I do that? He'll never let me go. I'm too wonderful. *'''Abby:''' You'll have to tell him you don't want to see him again. *'''Otis''': That sounds hard. How 'bout I tell him I moved away? *'''Bessie:''' That'll work. Then really move away to make it look good. *-That is not helpful. *-One way or another, this ends tonight. *'''Otis:''' Actually it ends tomorrow. *-Whatever, it's gonna end. *'''Narrator:''' ''The Next Day....'' (At Siren's Pizza) *'''Otis''': Eugene, we need to talk. *'''Snotty Boy:''' (takes a rose out of the vase) I got you a corssage. Let me pin on your giant upper body. *'''Otis:''' No, my upper body's fine. Look, Eugene. *'''Snotty Boy:''' Pinning it. *'''Otis:''' Ok. *'''Snotty Boy:''' You pin them *'''Otis:''' Got it *'''Snotty Boy:''' Pinny *'''Otis:''' Alright. Eugene, in life many times that are separate ways... *'''Snotty Boy:''' Look out. Duck down. It's my other girlfriend. *'''Otis''': Your what?!?! *'''Snotty Boy:''' My other girlfriend. The pretty one over there. *'''Otis''': You had another girlfriend and you didn't tell me?!?! How could you do this to me?!?! I thought we were going steady! *'''Snotty Boy:''' You got two timed. Ha, ha, ha! *'''Otis''': I don't believe this! Men are nothing but ungrateful, self-centered jerks! Am I right, sister? Come on, on top. *'''Snotty's Girlfriend''': Man Stealer. (tackles and fights Otis) *'''Snotty Boy:''' Two girls are fighting over me. Completely cool! *'''Otis''': Whoa, hold on. You can have him. I hate the little monster. *'''Snotty's Girlfriend''': You're the monster, you big home wrecker. (takes the wig off Otis and gasping that he's a male cow) *'''Otis''': Wait a minute. (pulls off Snotty's girlfriend reveal that she's a horse) Huh? Aah! *'''Snotty Boy:''' Wha? Ew, you're both hideous. That's it. It's over. (runs off) Ha, ha, ha! *'''Horse''': So, what you get out of him? *'''Otis''': Eh, dinners, little jewelries, some bath oil. How about you? *'''Horse''': Chocolates; some barbells. *'''Otis''': Nice. Let's never speak of this to anyone. *'''Horse''': Yeah. Uh, yeah. (Runs off) (Later that night) *'''Otis''': Boy, you were right, Abby. I had no idea how emotionally turbulent being a woman can be. *'''Abby:''' So I'm guessing I won't be seeing you boys dressing up as ladies anytime soon. *'''Otis:''' Not in this lifetime. *'''Pig''': (dressing like a girl) Well, guys, I'm going out for the evening. Don't wait up. *'''Rabbit:''' What are you doing? *'''Tigger:''' Dressed like that again? *'''Pig''': (to Rabbit and Tigger ) Oh, it's ladies eat free night at Jack's Calamari Shack. Gal's gotta eat. *-Shouldn't we being worried that girls might prank us again? *-Nah. Not this time. *-We called it even and we would meet the girls there dress as women. *'''Lori:''' But remember, it's just this once! *'''Pig:''' Gottcha. *'''Freddy:''' Wait for us, Pig. *'''Peck''': Yeah, wait for us. *-So, Otis. You coming? (Otis gives a please glance at Abby) *'''Abby''': Oh, just go. *'''Otis''': Oh, thanks. Guys, wait up. Just let me get my purse. *'''Pip:''' (barks) *'''Otis:''' Slow down! I'm wearing heels! Hey, does anyone have any lip gloss? ''THE END!'' [[Category:LegoKyle14]] [[Category:Magmon47]] [[Category:Winnie the Pooh goes Back at The Barnyard Season 1's Episodes]] [[Category:Episodes]] [[Category:Transcripts]] [[Category:Scenes]]
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