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== The Middle == * '''Pig:''' Thank you, Otis. Children, for the next 90 minutes, I'll be telling you all about the exciting world about the barnyard pig. (shot by a spitball) What the-- * '''Otis:''' Hey, what are you guys waiting for? Grab a straw and live. Come on * '''Boil:''' But Otis, we'll get in trouble * '''Otis:''' From who, not me. I'm the teacher. * '''Pig:''' As I was saying--(shot again) Being a pig is pretty much, the most important--(shot again) The most important pa--(shot again, then pulls out a pan flute and shield) That's it! You wanna piece of me? Bring it on. * '''Otis:''' Sir, I'm just getting started. (both them began shooting until) * '''Bessie:''' Everything all right in here? (Otis and Pig quickly puts their away) * '''Bessie:''' Watching. (leaves) * '''Otis''': Come on get him. I'll keep him occiupied. (the other kids tried shooting but failed * '''Pig:''' (hitted by a straw by Boil) Oh, i'm hit. (falls) Medic. (Later outside) * '''Duke:''' As you all know, Otis is otherwise engaged. Which means, I'm the intrem barnyard leader * '''Pip:''' Duke, nobody may you temporary barnyard leader. * '''Duke:''' I shall begin my term in office--(Everyone moans) With a serious of trust-building excerises. For the first excerise, I will climb blindfoled to the top of this fence and fall backwards in the arms of you, my loyal subjects. (Everyone leaves as Duke falls on his back) I will now trust you to call an ambulance. (Back in the barnyard) * '''Otis:''' Now who can tell me the most important part of an animal education? * '''Macy:''' A balance of science and liberal arts? * '''Boil:''' Relentless standardized testing? * '''Joey:''' (singing) Homework. Homework. * '''Otis:''' (buzzer noise) No, I'm sorry. The correct answer was pranking. Pranking, no points that round. Now here's what we're gonna do. Doorbell rings] [knock on door] Well, who could that be? Rave-on calling. Rave-on? [High-pitched voice] good afternoon, ma'am. We are door-to-door cosmetic sales ladies, Here to offer you... All: a free makeover! Oh, well, as you can see from My fresh, natural appearance, I'm not much of a makeup user. You're telling me. Oh, quiet, mr. Lump! Still, even the big movie stars need a little pinch of color now and then. I couldn't agree more. -Come on in, everyone. -Oh, well. This is a delightfully average environment you have here. First, my associates and I will need to assess your skin type. Ooh, fuzzy. ♪ Oily, oily ♪ [Normal voice] better give her the works. I mean... [High-pitched voice] better her give her the works, ladies. [Dramatic music] ♪ ♪ Uh, oh, okay. Ah, ah, it stings. -Stunning. -Cool. -Awesome. -Oh, let me see. I want to see. Ahhh! Ha-ha-ha! The school of otis rules! -You rock, otis! Way to go! -Yeah. Guys? Where is everybody? You know, you really should check in with your leader before you take personal time. Hey, fellas, how long do we have to hide from duke in the silo? Until peck is all better And otis can be leader again. Well, that could take forever. What do we do in the meantime? Ooh, hey, let's pretend we're japanese movie monsters Defending the earth against an alien invasion. All: okay. [Roars] [Ufos whirring] [Footsteps thudding] [Roars] Crash! [Roars] Crunch! Zap! Boom! Well, that k*lled a few seconds. Hey, great job on that makeover prank. You kids are awesome! All right, you scholars enjoy recess while I go check on peck. -Otis is awesome. -I know. -Who knew school could be so fun? -I didn't. I wish there was some way to show him how much he's taught us. You meanbesides packing the rim of the silo with dynamite And blowing it skyward? Nah, you're right. That'll do. Yeah, that's good stuff. Hey, peck, how ya cock-a-doodle-doing, huh? -What? -Nothing. Barbecue sauce? I wanted liniment oil. Uh, stupid pharmacy. I'll be right back. So, otis, how are the kids doing? Oh, peck, they are the most precious little brainiacs And so well-behaved. Kaboom! Whish! Whoosh! Otis, look what we did! Isn't it fantastic? It operates on the principle of jet propulsion. Kids, don't you know that exploding a silo in the sky-- While hilarious--is one of the most dangerous pranks you could possibly do? I'm sorry. I'm just so proud of you right now. [Phone rings] Hell-otis. Oh, hey, pip. Aw, I'm looking at it right now. Isn't it the best? Yeah, well, it's not so great from inside the silo! [All screaming] Oh, no! Aw, kids, what did you do? What? I'm sorry, otis. We're really sorry. It's okay, kids. It's okay. You didn't know anyone was inside Or that the silo's inevitable crash to the ground Would cause massive internal injuries to those you love, unless... Maybe I can soften the landing By getting it to hit the pond. Kids, get my daredevil suit! [Dramatic music] ♪ ♪ What was I thinking? It's never gonna work! What are the odds I'm even gonna hit the silo? You can do it, mr. Otis! Yeah, just use "rate times time equals distance." Macy, otis doesn't do book learnin'. Yeah, stop boring him. Oh, my large head. No, he's right. He's boring me into lifesaving. If there was ever a time for that kind of brainy-brain word Jabber clogging my ears, it's now! Well, if a silo full of barn animals Flies at miles per hour for . Minutes-- -Snore! Get to it faster. -Okay, okay. How fast would a cow on a scooter have to fly to intercept it? Ah, good. Miles per hour, . Minutes... [All screaming] Silo full of animals, cow on a scooter, -Carry the four... -[All screaming] Account for wind velocity, factor in the factors, subdivide... [All screaming] add % gratuity. Eh, the service wasn't that great. -Add % gratuity... -[All screaming] -Make bed, do laundry, buy milk... -Come on, come on, come on. Okay, okay! Six hundred and thousand, Three hundred and eleventy squiggle! Blink! What? Yeah! How 'bout it? [Laughs] okay, sure. Good enough, teach. -I got it right? -No, the correct answer is . But at least you tried. Yes, good for me! Go! Let's like this candle! [Engine revving] Waa-hoo! [All screaming] Thud! [All screaming] Splash! So that's where you were hiding, huh? As your new leader, I am deeply disappointed. Deeply, deeply, -Deeply, deeply... -[High-pitched whistling] Crash! I resign effective immediately. -You're a hero, otis! -You did it! Uh, that was amazing. No, kids, you see, the real hero here is our educational system, A system which turns out young, agile minds capable of saving lives. -Really? -You think? No! My scooter was the real hero! Did you see that jump? That was awesome! That was a mechanical marvel! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Ear, ear, ear! Very serious! Whoosh! Which brings us to king amenhotep, The best-dressed of egypt's pharaohs. Amenhotep ruled in the th dynasty, -And he was known far and wide... -That's right, brainiac, Keep talking. [Inhales deeply] [Chokes] [gulps] [Exhales] Pay attention, albert "einstupid." You don't graduate until you can write your name. -[Giggles] -"o." "T." Come on, otis! You know this! [[Category:LegoKyle14]] [[Category:Magmon47]] [[Category:Episodes]] [[Category:Scenes]] [[Category:Transcripts]] [[Category:Winnie the Pooh goes Back at The Barnyard Season 1's Episodes]]
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