Editing Say Cheese and Die...Again/Transcript

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(The episode starts at night as Greg was asleep)

Grim Reaper: You want to play with the camera. Here, let me show you how it's done!

Greg: (Screams)

Grim Reaper: Say cheese.

Greg: No! Don’t take my picture! (The grim reaper doesn’t listen and takes the picture) NOOO!

(Greg falls off the bed and gets trapped in his covers but his mom comes in)

Mrs. Banks: Greg. What’s going on?

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Mrs. Banks: Want me to keep the light on?

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(Later that afternoon at school, Greg's teacher, Mr. Saur, was holding a binder named “Curse of the Evil Camera” and he was not amused)

Greg: (in his mind) Come on Saur pus, give me an A.

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(Later at the building, Greg went through the gate)

Greg: I never thought I had to see Spider again. He gives me the creeps. That camera of his was dangerous. It caused my dad’s accident. Shari’s disappearance. Okay. Calm down. Everything will be okay if I don’t take any pictures. Aw man the building’s gone. They blew it up. Im gonna fail.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Guys look. A sign!

Mr. Krabs: Aye, good eye, SpongeBob me boy!

Greg Banks: What's this? Sold?

Anthony: They not only sold it, but they must have blew up the building! 

Greg Banks: (shouting) SPIDER!!

Sawyer: Greg, you might want to give it up. He's probably long gone by now.

Danny: Sawyer's right, Greg. It's not worth yelling his name anymore. 

Greg: I wonder if they took the basement? It was in the basement.

(Suddenly Greg steps in a hole and almost fell)

Daphne: Jeepers! Greg, are you okay?

Greg Banks: Yeah, I'm fine Daphne.

Fred Jones: Hey, get a load of this gang! It looks like the basement of the building!

Greg Wiggle: You're right, Fred! Look. It is the basement. That means the camera must still be here! 

Murray: I wonder how we can get down there?

(Greg moves some tiles when some bats came out and nearly attacked Greg and the heroes)

Shaggy: I wonder if they're going to build a batting cage here or something! Get it, Scoob? Bat-ting cage? (laughs)

Scooby-Doo: (giggles)

(Greg and the heroes ascend into the remains of the basement)

Ruby: What a mess!

Genie: Doesn't anyone ever clean up down here? I thought the Cave of Wonders was cluttered.

Velma: I don't think so, Genie. This place was torn down. They probably won't clean for awhile.

Fred: Alright, gang, let's take a look around. We have to find that camera! Keep your eyes peeled for something that looks like a camera.

Danny: Right, let's go!

(They looked around for the camera but as Greg opened the door. More bats came out and Greg, nearly lost his balance, bumps into a beam and the beam hits the window)

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(The next morning, Greg and the heroes were on the way to Greg’s school, but as Greg tries to put the camera in his backpack, a shadow similar to Spidey, lurks beside them)

Spidey: Say cheese (echoes)

(Greg and the others look behind scared but see nothing and walked backwards until a hand touches Greg Banks, it was Shari Walker)

Shari: Walking to school, guys?

Chomper: Shari, hi.

Cera: Long time no see. You almost gave us a heart attack.

Shari: Sorry.

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(The next morning the alarm clock rings and Greg gets up and accidentally breaks his alarm clock. He stretched his arms and his shirt rips.)

Greg Banks: Huh? (in his thoughts) What's happening? (looks in the mirror as he felt horrified that he is now fat) No, no, no! No!

(Just then the phone rang and Greg answers it.)

Greg Banks: Hello?

Shari: (over phone) It's Shari.

Greg Banks: Shari, I woke up and I was huge. I'm like a blimp. I told you not to take that picture!

Mrs. Banks: Greg, you'll be late for school!

(Greg kept the door close not wanting his mother to look at him.)

Greg Banks: I'm not ready!

Shari: (over phone) I don't need to know that.

Greg Banks: Hold on! (to Mrs. Banks) What is it, Mom?

Mrs. Banks: Don't be late for school. Remember you have that report.

Greg Banks: Oh, shoot! (to Shari) This is all your fault!

Shari: But, you have to see-

Greg Banks: Well, I can't talk now. (hangs up and closes his door)

(Minutes later Greg struggles to look for something to wear but none of them fits him.)

Greg Banks: Aww, nothing fits me anymore. What am I gonna wear? (struggles to put his pants on) This is crazy. (frustrated) Aww, forget it.

(Just then knocking is heard.)

Winnie the Pooh: Greg? You in there? 

Genie: Come on kid, open up. It's your friends!

Piglet: We just want to make sure if you're all right.

Greg Banks: Okay, come in, guys.

(The heroes come into his room then they felt deeply shocked upon seeing Greg's fat appearance.)

Shaggy Rogers: Zoinks, Greg! What happened to you?!

Greg Banks: Take a guess, Shaggy.

Shaggy: That was the evil camera.

Greg Banks: Yep. Listen, I'm gonna need your help. All of you.

Danny: We'll be happy to help you, Greg.

Daphne Blake: What do you want us to do?

Genie: Yeah, we are here to help you, kid!

Greg Banks: I'll explain later after school.

(Later at school.)

Girl: My report is on the-

(Greg comes into the classroom with the evil camera and the students stare at him while snickering.)

Mr. Saur: Excuse me. What's your name?

Greg Banks: It's me Greg. Greg Banks.

Mr. Saur: Greg Banks. What are you doing with this grotesque costume? Get rid of this padding!

Greg Banks: It's not a costume. It's the evil camera. It made me fat.

Mr. Saur: The only fat is between your ears, Mr. Banks. (sees the camera and takes it) So, this is the evil camera. (chuckles) It doesn't look like a camera to me.

Greg Banks: Mr. Saur, no! Don't take a picture! Thank you. Now, can I please finish my report?

Mr. Saur: (sternly) No, you cannot! We had enough of this grotesque little joke. Now, sit down. Sit! (calmly, to girl) OK, Marci. Proceed with your re-port.

Marci: Thank you. My report is the gymnastics camp I went to last year. I specialized in tumbling and on the balance beam. (Greg sits down) It takes alot of concentration to do on the balance beam.

(Greg's weight causes the chair to break and the students to laugh at him. An embarrassed Greg leaves the classroom.)

Mr. Saur: Marci, proceed please.

Marci: Thank you. My report.

(At home the ground shakes as Greg comes downstairs and he opens the door revealing Shari, nearly pale and skinny)

Misty: Shari what happened to you?

Murray: You became really skinny!

Greg Banks: Yes. You look so skinny.

Shari: I tried to tell you on the phone. Now I see know why you wouldn’t listen.

Greg Banks: It’s that camera.

Shari: No kidding. I eat and eat but nothing seems to work. I weigh 10 less pounds that I did hours ago.

Shaggy Rogers: Like I’m glad you didn’t take a picture of me and Scooby to be like that.

Greg Banks: At this rate, I’m going to explode, and you’re gonna vanish. We got to do something.

Piglet: How?

Sawyer: It would take a miracle to reverse the pictures. Suppose you could turn a positive photo into a negative one.

Danny: Wait! Sawyer, repeat what you just said. 

Sawyer: What? "Suppose you could turn a positive photo into a negative one?" 

Danny: Exactly! 

Brock: Sawyer may be onto something here! 

Sawyer: I am? 

Shaggy: Like, I am very confused. All this camera nonsense is messing with my head. 

Ronald McDonald: Hmmm, what's one place you develop pictures at? Any ideas?  

Sawyer: Remember, keyword is "Positive" 

Greg Banks: Positive? Positive. Guys, my brother works at a photo store.  

Ronald McDonald: (chuckles) Well, it looks like that's where we're going.  

(Greg, Shari and the heroes prepare to leave. Until..)  

Rabbit: Hold it! Should we really get Greg and Shari out of the house looking like that? (Points at Greg and Shari)  

Ash Ketchum: Rabbit is right, guys. We probably should get them there safely. 

Fred: We can give them a ride to Terry's photo store in the Mystery Machine. 

Greg Wiggle: Or we can try the Big Red Car.      

(They go outside and try to get Greg into the Mystery Machine, which doesn't work at all)      

Shaggy: Zoinks! (Moans) Greg is too big. How are we going to get him and Shari to the photo store?       

Velma: Relax Shaggy, you forgot who is here with us. Hey, Genie. Can you make the Mystery Machine accessible for Greg?      

Genie: You got it! One modified extra-large Mystery Machine coming right up!      

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