Editing Saving Mrs. Beady/Transcript (section)

=== ''The Middle'' ===
(Cuts to the hospital)
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Level with me, Doc. I'm as loopy as a gooey bird, aren't I?
* '''Dr. Furtwangler:''' (Doctor Laughs) Don't be ridiculous. You have a simple case of never brain. You'll be a sane as I am after listening to my new CD, "Ernst Furtwangler Sings Noises of the Rainforest."
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' (gasps)
* '''Dr. Furtwangler:''' (plays CD) I'll be right back with you papers so you can go home.
* '''CD Voice:''' ''Uh-oh, it looks like rain, ja? Pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter.''
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' It's raining, I gotta get everything inside.

(Outside her window, everyone was on top of each other and in pain)
* '''Pip:''' There she is. They knocked her out to stop her crazy babbling.
* '''Stephanie:''' This is so not how I saw my day going.
* '''Mia:''' Maybe instead you can break the record for balance while breaking into a hospital.
* -Just hurry up.
* -Yeah, some of us are too heavy to hold on a tower.
* '''Pig:''' Hey Freddy, this place isn't half bad. I mean, look, there's fresh fruit and TVs in every room.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' I hope they had some honey?
* '''Freddy:''' Oh, sure, first, they soften you up. Then zap, they screw you to a light socket and use you to read by. BUZZ-DING.
* '''CD Voice:''' ''Oh, look, a gentle babbling brook. Babble-babble,babble-babble,babble-babble,babble-babble.''
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Nervous, (Laughs), that's all I am. I Just need to cut down on my diet soda and hard candy. I'm just nervous.
(Everyone jumps through the window including a horse)
* '''Horse:''' Wait a minute. You're not Aunt Mabel. (jumps back out) 
* '''Otis:''' Ok, guys, just grab a handful of her and lift. 

(Mrs. Beady suddenly wakes up and was about to scream)
* '''Pip:''' Quick, everyone act casual.

(Everyone tries to act casual)
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Oh! You're not, you're not real. You're a figment of my imagination. Look, my hand will pass right through you. (pokes Pig)
* '''Pig:''' Well this is awkward.
* '''Tigger:''' Uh, show her what you're made of, buddy-bear?
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Fluff.
* '''Tigger:''' I think we're in big trouble.

(Mrs. Beady shrieked)
* '''All:''' Shh...!!
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' (pressed the emergency button) Help! Help! Help!
* '''Luna:''' (Looks outside) Dudes, they're coming back!
* '''Piglet: '''What do we do?
* '''Lori: '''The closet!
* '''Otis:''' Come on!

(As the heroes hide in the closet, the docter and a nurse comes in)
* '''Dr. Furtwangler:''' What's going on in here?
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' The talking animals and crazy kids! There hiding in the closet.
* '''Dr. Furtwangler:''' What, my dear lady, there's nothing in here but coat hangers, see?

(Mrs. Beady shrieked again)
* '''Dr. Furtwangler:''' It's worse than I thought. She doesn't have nervous brain at all, She has crazy brain. We must operate immediately.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' (mutters as she being taken away)
* '''Lucy:''' Is it safe to come out?
* '''Eeyore:''' All clear.

(Everyone fell out of the closet and Peck and Wanda landed in the bed)
* '''Otis:''' You guys here that? They're gonna cut her open like a sausage.
* '''Abby:''' None of this would if it has happened if it for me, Leni, Candace and Sunset's driving lesson.
* '''Leni: '''We're really sorry guys.
* '''Piglet:''' Nah, don't mention it.
* '''Tigger:''' And besides you we're probably got nervous.
* '''Lori:''' Happens to the best of us.
* '''Abby:''' Thanks guys. Hey what this button do?
* '''Wanda:''' Wait...
(The bed squishes Peck and Wanda)
* '''Eeyore:''' That was the bed remote.
* '''Abby:''' My bad.
* '''Scruffy:''' Any who, we got to get Mrs. Beady out of here.
* '''Lincoln:''' Right, Freddy, Cosmo, Wanda, Peck stall the Doctor! 
* '''Peck:''' Okay.
* '''Wanda:''' No problem.
* '''Lincoln:''' And the rest of us, come with me! 
* '''Piglet:''' I'm sorry Lincoln, but I having a very important appointment. (weigh laugh) Under my bed.
* '''Tigger:''' Put, Piglet. Lincoln is right, we're got to save Mrs. Beady's brain.
* '''Piglet:''' Why? Rabbit: Because, We're never gonna see her again.
* '''Tigger:''' Uh, come on, Piglet, bucker buddy. This escape won't be so bad.
* '''Piglet:''' Won't be so bad? There's a lot of Doctors out there and I afraid of them, they'll catch us. I'm not going out there alone.
* '''Scruffy:''' That's why we're here.
* '''Lori:''' Don't worry. As long as we stay together, we'll be fine.
*  '''Piglet:''' Well if you're sure, ok. (nervously)
*  '''Otis:''' Okay guys, let's do this! 
* '''All:''' Right.
* '''Pig:''' Be right there, fellas. Boy, it is amazing what they throw out in these places.
* '''Rabbit:''' Come on, Pig! (takes Pig's arm)
* '''Freddy:''' Stall the Doctor, Stall the doctor. (calls him)
* '''Dr. Furtwangler:''' (answers the phones) Hello?
* '''Freddy: '''Dr. Furtwangler, uh lovely weather we're having. (Laughs nervously)
* '''Dr. Furtwangler:''' Lovely weather? Look I'm very busy. Do you have an urgent psychological problem or what?
* '''Freddy:''' Psychlogic- no, no, not that I know of. Oh, unless you count my the constant craving to eat my best friend. Or my other friend's wife thinking he's a idiot? (pictures Wanda and Peck as a sandwich)
* '''Dr: Furtwangler:''' Zowie, eating your best friend? Idiot husband? You are a sick little puppy. Now tell me when these all started.

(Cuts to the others seeing a doctor's lounge)
* '''Otis:''' Doctor's lounge, huh? You guys thinking what I'm thinking?
* '''Pig:''' Yup, They might have cottage cheese for my cantaloupe.
* '''Luna:''' Pig, Beady first. Cantaloupe later.
* '''Pig:''' Oh alright.
* '''Rabbit:''' Otis, we're you thinking about us disguising as doctors?
* '''Otis:''' Yes. Exactly my point.
* '''Tigger:''' Great. Let's move.

(They sneak into the lounge)
* '''Doctor:''' Excuse me, can I help you with-

(They ambush the doctors and put on some disguises)
* '''Otis:''' Now to blend in seamlessly. (peeks into another room and sees Mrs. Beady) There she is, just grab her, and let's get out of here.
* '''Lynn:''' This is too easy.
* '''Voice:''' Dr. Furtwangler?
* '''Otis:''' Ah, voices.
* '''Voice: '''Love the animal-themed scrubs. My students and I are ready to observe your crazy brain operation.
* '''Otis:''' Observe my, wha-, uh, yeah I mean, of course, observe away. We're just about to begin.

(Everyone agrees nervously)
* '''Pip:''' Let's start cutting.
* '''Scruffy:''' We don't anything about brain surgery.
* '''Lori:''' Look. Nobody panic. We'll just make it up as we go along.
* '''Mrs.Beady:''' Stay calm, Nora. Just clench your fists at odd intervals. Everything's gonna be fine, these are trained medical professionals.
* '''Otis:''' We're here to spring you, play along and you'll be home by sundown.

(Mrs. Beady screams)
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' What do we do?
* '''Otis:''' Uh, Dr. Porker, anesthetize the patient, stat.
* '''Pig:''' Oh, look, a cute little puppy.
* '''Students:''' Where?
* '''Tigger:''' (whisper) And how that accomplish anything, Pig?
* '''Pig:''' Watch. (knocks her out with a oxygen tank)

* '''Pig:''' Ah, he got hit by a car.
* '''Tigger:''' I had to ask.