Editing Saving Mrs. Beady/Transcript (section)

=== ''The Beginning'' ===
(At Mrs. Beady's House in her car)
* '''Otis:''' All right, Abby, Sunset, Candace, and Leni, you four ready for your first driving lesson?
* '''Abby:''' I'm sure am.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Me too, really hope I get the hang of this. I have a retest on Monday but it's my last chance and my teacher wants me to practice with someone more experienced.
* '''Candace Flynn:''' At least you didn't have to drive a monster truck to parallel park.
* '''Phineas Flynn: '''Or the time you drove all over town to catch us inside a giant bubble.
* '''Candace Flynn:''' It wasn't that bad.
* '''Gretchen: '''Was it?
* '''Ferb Fletcher:''' Our mom gets carsick when Candace's behind the wheel.
* '''Leni:''' Well you got that easily, Candace. I failed the driving test 12 times. Everyone's given up on teaching me. My dad's still mad about the Fire Hydrant Paperboy Nun Incident.
(Flashback to that incident)
*'''''Leni:''' Should I leave a note?''
(Back to the present)
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Don't worry you four, I'm sure Otis will help you out as best as he can.
* '''Otis:''' Exactly, Pooh.
* '''Cosmo:''' Why can't I be upfront?
* '''Wanda:''' Because you always drive with your eyes close.
* '''Cosmo:''' Well, that's I have a problem with my eyes.
* '''Eeyore:''' You always close them.
* '''Otis:''' Okay then, now the most important thing you want to remember-
* '''Abby:''' What's this button do?
(The windshield wipers turns on)
* '''Otis:''' Well, those are the windshield wipers.
* '''Abby:''' Oh, what this? (honks the car)
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' That's the horn!
* '''Otis:''' Shh, Mrs. Beady will hear you.
* '''Gretchen:''' We don't want to wake hear.
* '''Pig:''' Could crank the A/C? My thighs are thicken to the seats.
* '''Holly:''' What doesn't make you stick to anything.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Check if there any food in the glove compartment.
* '''Abby:''' Hey, what if I punch this real hard?
* '''Leni: '''Wait Abby! That's the air... (Airbags popped in the car) Thingy.
* '''Freddy:''' AUGH, the car's inflating its giant stink-sacks!
* '''Peck:''' Hang on I got it. (deflates the car)
* '''Peck:''' Here the crown back, Wanda.
* '''Wanda:''' Thanks.
* '''Freddy:''' (hot wires the car) Ok, Otis, She's hot wired and ready to go.
* '''Otis:''' Nice job, buddy. All right, Sunset. Now put her in reverse and give her some gas.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Sure thing.
* '''Leni:''' But try not to hit Mrs. Beady.
* '''Otis:''' See, that's great, you're girls already thinking defensively that the first sign of a good-
* '''Everyone:''' MRS. BEADY!?!
* '''Lincoln: '''She's gonna kill us.
* '''Baljeet: '''What do we do?
* '''Rabbit:''' Oh my goodness! Quick, everyone in the back!

(Everyone hides as Mrs. Beady comes in the car)
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Huh, the car's been on all night. I guess Nathan's never head of "Global Warming" Mr. I-Could-replace-him-with-a-couch, that's what I should do. (sees Pip) And where did he get this bobble-head doll? Oh, (Chuckles), Ridiculous. (drives off) Well, what was he doing here, anyway?

(Pooh start to talk and Rabbit stop him)
* '''Rabbit:''' Shh!
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' I am Shh.
* '''Mrs. Beady: '''(smelling around) Oh, it smells like a barn. (sneezes)
* '''Freddy:''' Bless you.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Oh, thank you I-(She looks down and sees Freddy and Cosmo)
* '''Freddy:''' Uh...
* '''Cosmo:''' Um...hi.
(She screamed)
* '''Otis:''' Whoa, drive straight. Watch the road. (Mrs. Beady shrieks again) Not me the road.

(The car runs over garbage cans and Peck is flying around)
* '''Wanda:''' I gonna be sick!
* '''Abby:''' Looking for the horn, It's right here.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Uh, guys, TREE!!!
(They saw a tree and rams into a tree)
* '''Tigger:''' Make a break for it!

(Just as the gang leaves, the police shows up)
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Officer, thank goodness you're here.
* '''Officer Fred:''' All right, hands in the air, speed racer.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' But this wasn't my fault. It was the talking barn animals and some crazy kids.
* '''Officer Fred:''' Just calm down sir! (talking to radio) Yeah, Gurtie, I got a another guest for the whoo-whoo house. Yeah, (Chuckles), Real bag of pistachios. Ok, lady, let's you and me take a little trip.
* '''Mrs.Beady:''' I'm telling you there were barn animals and kids in my back seats.
* '''Officer Fred:''' Yeah, yeah, tell everything to the nice ice cream men
* '''Mrs.Beady:''' What, I don't like ice cream. Take your strong, firm hands off me, I want a lawyer.
(The Next Morning, the gang celebrates with a big cake)

'''[Everyone]'''

''Good riddance, Mrs. Beady Good riddance, ''

''Mrs. Beady Good riddance, Mrs. Beady... ''

'''[Otis]'''

''You nosy, meddlesome crank.''

(Everyone cheers)
* '''Otis:''' This is one sweet deal. We get some much-needed us time and Mrs. beady gets to make macaroni bracelets at Camp Drools-a-lot.
* '''Eeyore:''' What a sad waist of macaroni.
* '''Scruffy:''' Hey, has anyone seen Timmy?
* '''Cosmo:''' Oh, he's gone with his parents to on a vacation in Cuba.
* -Well, that was nice of them.
* -Too bad he'll miss the cake.
* -Yeah.
* -Still, we get to do whatever we want now that Mrs. Beady is the hospital.
* -Yep, no more cameras, no more video tapes.
* -And no more constantly looking behind the window just to see if she's there.
* '''Lisa: '''Either way, freedom from Beady!
* '''Luan:''' Yeah, have fun with your crazyitis and Wacky Town. (laughs)
* '''Everyone:''' (laughs)
* '''Cosmo:''' Well, she have to deal with straitjackets, watching those terrible TV shows.
* '''Freddy:''' Yeah, also like The padded cells the burly nurses force-feeding you applesauce.
* '''Otis:''' What, guys, what are you two talking about?
* '''Rabbit:''' Yeah, you both talking like crazy people.
* '''Freddy:''' Don't get me started about the shock therapy. (buzzes and dings) Soup's on!
* '''Otis:''' Ah stop, what do you mean shock therapy? Why would anyone would do that to her?
* '''Pip:''' Otis, she said talking animals crash her car. That's sound crazy to me, and I'm a talking animal.
* '''Wanda:''' That's matter of that, She think fairies crashed her car too.
* '''Cosmo:''' Yeah, and we're fairies.
* -And she said crazy kids crashed her car also.
* '''Freddy:''' BUZZ-DING!
* '''Otis:''' This is awful and its all our fault. Mrs. Beady maybe be annoying but she still our friend; neighbor...old lady...prior organism Anyway, it doesn't matter.
* '''Lucy:''' (sigh) She maybe crazy into exposing you guys. But she is a human being all the same.
* '''Otis:''' Exactly, Lucy.
* '''Lincoln: '''But what can we do?
* '''Otis:''' The only thing we can do, Lincoln. We are breaking her out of Camp Whoo-Woo!
* '''Lola:''' Can we have cake first?
* '''Otis:''' All right, after we eat the cake.

(Everyone was excited)