Editing Pooh's Adventures of Wreck-It Ralph/Transcript (section)

== Patchy Prologue ==

* '''French Narrator:''' Welcome to Pooh and Ash's House Party, with your host, Patchy the Pirate. There'll be punch, cookies, explosions, and a brand-new Pooh's Adventures episode!
* '''Old-time crowd:''' Hooray!
* '''French Narrator:''' Now live, from Encino, California, get ready for a warm embrace from our party host, Patchy the Pirate!
* '''Patchy:''' Hey, get off my lawn! Party? [takes a party sign off his door] There ain't no party here. Go away!
* '''Potty:''' Bawk, come on in!
* '''Patchy:''' Hush, Potty, can't you see I'm trying to keep out the riffraff?
* '''Potty:''' Riffraff? That's our television audience, barnacle breath!
* '''Patchy:''' Oh, of course it is! I was just fooling! Welcome! [gasps] Say, you didn't bring Pooh Bear with you, did you? Gee, I sure hope he got his invitation.
* [Holds up an invitation. The scene fades to Pooh and Piglet receiving their invitations]
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' I'd sure like to go to this party, but I can't read the invitation!
* '''Piglet:''' Me neither.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Well, might as well throw these in the fire.
* [he and Piglet throw their invitations in a campfire and warm their hands]
* '''Patchy:''' Ah, well, come on in. Let me introduce you around. This here's Minnie Mermaid. She's cooling off on account of she's been dancing her scales off, isn't that right, Minnie, huh, takin' a little breakie poo?
* '''Minnie:''' No, Patchy. Actually, I'm in here because if I wasn't, I would die.
* '''Patchy:''' Ha, ha! That's the spirit! [Patchy strikes his hook into Minnie's pool, causing water to spurt out. Minnie nervously tries to stop the leak] Huh, let's see, who else haven't you met? That's Longbeard the pirate. Hey, there Longbeard, long time no see!
* '''King Neptune:''' Who dares to interrupt Neptune?!
* '''Patchy:''' Sorry about that, Neppy. That's Neptune. [unenthusiastically] He's king of the sea. [to two guests] You kids having fun? [Kids are chuckling] He-he.. whew! Hosting a party is hard work, boy.. That reminds me of a time when Pooh was hosting a birthday party for his friend Ash! Hey, you kids want to see that happen? [camera moves up and down meaning yes] You do? Well then, launch the movie!
* [The movie starts]