Pooh's Adventures of Winx Club Episode 32

This is the transcript to the sixth episode of Pooh's Adventures of Winx Club Season 2.

Transcript

Traveling to Downland

(The episode begins with Stella leading Bloom, Layla, Sky, the Pixies, Pooh, Ash, SpongeBob, Mickey, Brer Rabbit, and the others to Downland to stop Queen Amentia from marrying Brandon, but acted being hasty about it)

• Sky: Stella, we can't just storm into Amentia's castle. We need a plan.
• Stella: You want a plan? I'll tell you what the plan is, I'm going in there, smacking her around, and taking my man back. Nobody is gonna steal my boyfriend!
• Sky: But if we come up with a battle plan, we'll have a much better chance of success, believe me.
• Chatta: I read that being in love impairs your ability to think clearly.
• Amore: Love's about feeling, it's not about thinking, Chatta.
• Stella: (impatiently) Pick it up, guys.
• Ash Ketchum: Stella, we're hugely outnumbered, and you, Bloom, and Layla don't even have your powers.
• Stella: So what?
• Bloom: Why don't we just sit here for a sec and think about how we'll pull this off. She's not even listening to me.
• Tigger: Let me try talking to her, Bloom. Talking sense into friends is what tiggers do best. Hey! Stella, maybe if you just hear me our for a minute, we can-
• Stella: We're not gonna stop! And we don't have any time to lose!
• (Tigger rolls back in surprise)
• Brer Rabbit: Alright, I think somebody ought to explain logically why we can't rush in there like hotheads.
• Sky: Brer Rabbit's right. Listen, Stella, the third rule of tactics states very clearly that emotion is the enemy of victory.
• Stella: (stops and huffs) I'm. Going. In.
• (The others start to get worried, and Stella turns angrily and walks back to Sky)
• Stella: 'Kay? You can come or your can stay.
• (Stella snatches the flashlight from Sky and starts walking again. Sky shrugs to Bloom and Layla)
• Goofy: Gwarsh, I've never seen her so mad.
• Patrick Star: Me neither.
• Misty: Has Stella always been this persuasive to you guys?
• Rabbit: You have no idea, Misty.
• Digit: Amore, I do not envy you being bonded with her.
• Amore: Oh, I think she's the best.

(Meanwhile, down in Downland, two of Amentia's guards take Brandon for her approval)

• Brandon: No more grooming, please.
• Guard 1: We have to take you to the queen and get her approval.
• (Two guards drag an exhausted Brandon between them)
• Guard 1: The eyebrow plucking really wiped him out.
• Amentia: (hums while looking at herself in the mirror) Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the most flawless of them all? Me, me, me.
• (The guards arrive with Brandon)
• Guard 1: Your Majesty, we have completed Brandon's pre-wedding perfection ritual.
• Amentia: Good. So, he's been de-germed?
• Guard 1: Yes, Your Majesty.
• Amentia: His pores have been unclogged? And his toenails cut to the exact same length?
• Guard 1: Yes, but you should know we measured his arms, and the left is one millimeter longer. But that's normal. He's almost perfect.
• Amentia: There's no such thing as almost perfect! Everything in life is either perfect or imperfect, and imperfection is utterly and completely unacceptable! (uses her lipstick to draw an x on the guard's face) Is that clear, gentlemen?!
• Guards: Yes!
• (The guards leave)
• Brandon: I guess I'm not suitable for you. I'm sorry to disappoint you but I'm sure the perfect guy is out there.
• (Amentia starts to walk towards him, looking at him adoringly; Brandon backs away)
• Brandon: Wait, I'm not perfect. (falls back on the bed and Amentia leans over him)
• Amentia: Your arm can be fixed. I'll take care of it right now. A little stretching should do the trick.
• (Brandon sweats nervously)

(Meanwhile, the others are still in the underground cave, nearly reaching Downland)

• Ash Ketchum: So, Bloom, when do you think you plan on getting married?
• Bloom: I won't get married until I'm thirty.
• Stella: That's old.
• Sky: There's a realm in the eastern Magical Dimension where the concept of marriage doesn't even exist.
• Squidward Tentacles: Is that so?
• Winnie the Pooh: When do you plan on getting married, Layla?
• Layla: I don't see why people need marriage. I'm not getting married.
• Piglet: Why not?
• Layla: It's kinda complicated, Piglet.
• Eeyore: What about you, Sky?
• Sky: Oh, I don't know.
• Bloom: I always thought royalty had to get married. You know, kind of like a requirement.
• Brer Rabbit: No kiddin'.
• Stella: I'm going to get married when I'm twenty-five, and Vera Wand will design my wedding dress. The whole kingdom of Solaria will be invited, Bloom and Layla, you'll be two of my bridesmaids.
• Layla: Oh. That's great.

Avoiding the Guards/Caught

(Our heroes have finally reached Downland; Stella exits the cave)

• Stella: Hey, this is it.
• Winnie the Pooh: So this is where Queen Amentia rules?
• Stella: Yup. Bleak, isn't it?
• Bloom: I've seen nicer realms.
• Stella: It's in desperate need of a little color, if I could just... oh well, it's not my kingdom.
• Mickey Mouse: Alright, so what's the plan?
• Ash Ketchum: We gotta sneak into Amentia's castle and avoid getting caught by her guards.
• Lockette: (gasps) Look!
• Sky: Quiet, one of their guards is coming.
• Rabbit: Oh my goodness. Hide! (pulls Pooh back in to hide)
• (Everyone gasps and holds their breath until the guard is gone)
• SpongeBob SquarePants: I think the coast is clear.
• Bloom: Everybody, keep the noise down. Alright, follow me.
• (They start to sneak around, and Bloom, Sky, Stella, Layla, Pooh, Ash, SpongeBob, Mickey, Brer Rabbit, and the others make it behind a large rock)
• Layla: Come on.
• (The pixies start to fly towards them)
• Layla: Stay down!
• (The pixies yelp and shoot towards the ground. They fly the rest of the way to the rock. A guard is nearby)
• Brock: Okay, so far, so good.
• Donald Duck: So now what?
• Sky: We're gonna have to create a distraction.
• Layla: Here, use this.
• (Layla hands him a rock, and Sky throws it, causing the guard to turn around. While his back is turned, they run down the street, but Stella trips)
• Bloom: Stella.
• (Stella groans)
• Bloom: Hey.
• (The guard is coming back and they are all still visible)
• Brer Rabbit: We better skedaddle! That guard is comin' back!
• Sky: Everyone, in here. Quickly, now. Go.
• (Layla, the pixies, Pooh and the others run into a house)
• Rabbit: Faster!
• Sky: Hurry.
• (Bloom helps Stella inside, and Sky closes the door)
• Guard: Hmmm?
• Layla: Everybody, be quiet. Maybe he'll go by.
• Winnie the Pooh: He- (Rabbit quickly covers his mouth with his hand)
• Rabbit: Shush!
• Winnie the Pooh: I am shushed.
• (The guard walks towards the house they are hiding in)
• Sky: Be quiet.
• (There is a clatter outside)
• Guard: Huh?
• (Sky pulls out a sword hilt, but Layla holds up a hand to stop him. A shadow crosses under the door, the guard has left, and they are all relieved)
• Rabbit: That was close. Now we should have nothing to worry about.
• Bloom: How do you feel?
• Stella: A little dizzy, but I think I'm gonna be alright.
• Tigger: If we're so safe, why is my heart still k-knocking?
• Rabbit: That's not your heart knocking, it's... (hears something outside and gulps) it's... Oh. Oh my.
• Eeyore: Somebody or something at the door.
• (There is a noise outside the door. Layla gasps)
• Donald Duck: Uh-oh.
• (Piglet, SpongeBob, Patrick shake in fear; a blade appears from Sky's sword hilt. The door opens and a cat walks in. Sky puts away his sword)
• Bloom: Oh, hey kitty.
• Mickey Mouse: (chuckles) Cute little fella.
• Misty: It's okay, pixies, there's nothing to be afraid of. You can come out now.
• (The pixies look out from under the various cups and jars they hid under. They start sneaking through the streets again)
• Layla: Hey, it's clear, let's go.
• Mr. Krabs: We haven't got much time to waste.
• (They run down the street, the pixies flying behind, still with cups and jars over them)
• Trog 1: Isn't that your cookware, Martha?
• Trog 2: Yes! Thieves!
• (The pixies stop, while the others keep running ahead)
• Trog 2: Someone stop them! Thieves!
• Chatta: We've gotta get out of here, let's go!
• (The pixies abandon their hiding places, except for Glim who is stuck in a can, and fly off quickly)
• Trog 2: Stop!
• Lockette: Come on, we've gotta find the fairies and Pooh and his friends! I think I saw them go right. Let's go right.
• (The pixies fly around a few corners)
• Chatta: We are totally lost.
• Lockette: Follow me, I sense it's this way.
• (The pixies keep flying)
• Digit: Look!
• (They've found the others)
• Goofy: Where did the pixies go?
• Layla: There they are.
• (The pixies fly towards them, but Glim, still stuck in the can hits a wall and falls on the ground)
• Tune: Glim.
• Sky: She's stuck. Let me help. Here.
• (Sky picks up the can and shakes it gently to help Glim slide out. A shadow falls over Sky, and he and Chatta both gasp)
• Ash Ketchum: Watch out, Sky!
• (A guard has snuck up behind Sky and hits him over the head with his club. Bloom runs out)
• Bloom: Here's a spell right off the shelf, take that club and club yourself!
• (The guards club starts attacking him and he falls to the ground. The pixies cheer for Bloom but more guards are coming)
• Guard: We have intruders!
• Layla: This is where a plan would have been good.
• Sky: Let's improvise.
• Rabbit: Run! Run! WE GOTTA RUN!!!!
• Ash Ketchum: Hurry!
• SpongeBob SquarePants: Step on it, Patrick!
• Goofy: Woah!
• (They start running from the guards)
• Stella: So, Sky, what did you have in mind?
• Sky: Not sure.
• Bloom: We're faster than them. I say we just keep running.
• Stella: Okay, straight ahead to Amentia's castle.
• Guard: Call the guard worm. He'll get them.
• (One of the guards blows a whistle)
• Guard: Guard worm!
• Sky: What's a guard worm?!
• Ash Ketchum: I don't know, but how bad could it be?
• (There is a crash and big plumes of dust explode in the air. A giant yellow worm crashes through the rock in front of them)
• Ash Ketchum: Very bad!
• Sky: Yup.
• (They are cornered by the guard worm on one side, and the guards on the other)
• Misty: I think we're in big trouble.
• Eeyore: We're not gonna enjoy this, are we?

Brandon Gets Walked Down the Aisle/Amore Helps Sponsus

(While the others are running from the guards, the wedding is about to begin. Inside Brandon is in a room alone with a bird)

• Bird: Oh man, are you in for it. It's gonna be bad. Here in Downland, husbands are only second in the pecking order to me. I feel for you, man. I feel for you.
• Brandon: Thanks, buddy. I never thought things would end up like this for me.
• Bird: Life is twisted.
• Brandon: Yup, one day you're going on a routine mission, you're just there to support your girlfriend, and the next day you're engaged.
• Bird: Ha, your life's over.
• Brandon: That's it, I'm getting out of this realm. There's gotta be a way out of here!
• Bird: There isn't. I tried.
• (The doors open)
• Guard: They are ready for you to make your entrance.
• Brandon: What did I do to deserve this?
• Guard: The bride's mother will walk you down the aisle. Here comes Her Majesty.
• (The room starts to shake at approaching footsteps)
• Bird: Hey, head's up, don't let her step on your toes.
• (Amentia's mother arrives)
• Foeda: I'm so delighted to finally meet the man who's going to tend to my daughter's every need. Look at you, you could use a little meat on your bones.
• Brandon: This is gonna be bad.
• Bird: Ha! Told you.
• Foeda: I'll put you on my secret weight gain diet, but we'll control you weight so it's always an even number. That's crucial, Amentia can't stand odd numbers. Ah, welcome to the family. (pulls Brandon out of the room)
• Bird: I'm glad I'm not him.
• Foeda: Chop chop, the sooner you're married, the sooner you can start serving Amentia.
• Brandon: Oh boy.
• Foeda: Hope you can clean, or you're in for it.
• Celebrant: Welcome to Queen Amentia's wedding!
• Foeda: You'd better make my daughter happy.
• Brandon: (sarcastically) Oh, I'm sure I will.
• Foeda: Because, you know, if you don't, we'll eat you for dinner, right?
• Brandon: For real?
• Foeda: Oh, absolutely.

(Meanwhile, Amore is flying alone and comes across Sponsus, sitting alone in the street, crying and drinking)

• Amore: You have a broken heart. I can sense it.
• Sponsus: You're right about that. (starts to cry)
• Amore: If there's one thing I can't stand, it's heartbreak.
• Sponsus: I'm so thirsty. (still sobs)
• Amore: It's because you've cried so much, you're dehydrated.
• Sponsus: I lost my one true love, my one and only soulmate. She's getting married.
• (They hear trumpets in the distance)
• Sponsus: That's her.
• Amore: The queen?
• Sponsus: Yes.
• Amore: I'm going to help you solve this problem.
• (A flower floats off Amore's dress and grows bigger)
• Amore: Here. It's a soulmate blossom. Anyone who smells it will seek out his or her true love.
• Sponsus: (smells the rose, and Amore starts to lead him down the street) I never knew love could hurt this much. Every muscle in my body is aching. Hey, where are you going?!
• Amore: Bring the blossom. Look at this. Look.
• (In a nearby building two women from the palace are preparing a bouquet)
• Woman 1: So, did you triple check every single rose?
• Woman 2: No wilted petals.
• Woman 1: Let's take it to the queen.
• (Amore gets an idea)

• Celebrant: Please rise, and tuck in your shirts! Presenting the incredibly immaculate, positively pristine, and perfectly perfect, Queen Amentia!
• (Trumpets blow and Amentia is escorted down the aisle by her father. Inside, Brandon is coming down the stairs with Foeda)
• Brandon: All I ever wanted to be was a simple squire.

(Bloom, Pooh, and the others are still running from the guards)

• Celebrant: And now, please welcome the groom!
• (Foeda escorts Brandon down the aisle)
• Celebrant: The luckiest man alive!
• (Brandon reaches the altar)
• Amentia: Hey.
• (Amentia's blows him a kiss, and Brandon faints)
• Celebrant: Someone revive the groom. Get him back on his feet.

Stopping the Wedding/Amentia and Sponsus Rekindle

(Later, after Brandon has been revived, the wedding ceremony gets started)

• Priest: Downlanders, we're gathered here today to celebrate our Queen. Brandon, you may say the vow that Queen Amentia requested.
• Brandon: I promise perfection, cleanliness, and order always.
• Priest: Marriage is a union where the man worships the woman, where he commits to serve her, he commits to love her, comfort her, cook for her, and bestow upon her his heart's deepest devotion. If anyone objects, speak now or forever hold your peace.
• Brandon: I object!
• Priest: Not you, you're not even supposed to talk. The groom forgets that men should be seen and not heard.
• Amentia: He's so cute.
• Priest: Moving on, the groom will pledge his eternal love for the bride. Please bring to the alter the Devotion Bouquet, and the rings.
• (A line of women from the palace, come down the aisle holding the flowers and rings. Brandon is getting worried, but is relieved to see his friends crossing a nearby bridge)
• Brandon: Hey, guys. Hey, guys!
• (Bloom Stella, Layla, Sky, Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, Eeyore, Ash, Misty, Brock, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, and Brer Rabbit are being escorted by two guards. Brandon sighs)
• Tigger: Hey, let us go, you big bullies!
• Brandon: This stinks.
• (On the bridge Stella breaks free of the guard and runs towards the rail)
• Stella: Brandon!
• Brandon: Stella!
• Enervus: What is going on?!
• Priest: Are they upworlders?
• Brandon: Oh, Stella.
• Sky: Don't do it, buddy! Don't let them make you do it!
• Ash Ketchum: Hang in there, Brandon! We're gonna get you out of here!
• Foeda: Take those intruders to the snake pit.
• Brandon: No! They're my guests.
• Foeda: Generally the groom's not allowed to have guests, but we can put them in the back row, as long as they remain quiet.
• Enervus: And make sure you don't let them eat any of the hors d'oeuvres.
• Stella: (bites at the arm of the guard who is holding her and he lets her go) No! Don't do it, babe!
• (The guard holds a knife to her throat)
• Priest: These rings are tokens of your love, symbols of your unity. With these rings we will seal the wedding.
• Stella: (cries, still with a knife to her throat) Brandon. I- I love you, snookums.
• Brandon: I love you, Stella. I'm sorry.
• (One of the women hands Amentia the bouquet of flowers)
• Priest: Do you, Queen Amentia, accept this man as your husband?
• Amentia: Yes, I do.
• Winnie the Pooh: (gasps)
• Piglet: (gasps)
• Tigger: (gasps)
• Stella: No! It can't be!
• SpongeBob SquarePants: We can't let her do this!
• Patrick Star: What are we gonna do?! Amentia's guards have us surrounded!
• Donald Duck: Are you kidding? It's hopeless. We failed.
• Goofy: (gets sad) Hopeless? Failed? (sobs and hugs Donald)
• Donald Duck: Aw, there, there, pal. Here, blow. (gives Goofy a tissue to blow his nose)
• Amentia: (lifts the flowers to smell them) These flowers, they smell so good.
• Layla: Hey guys, that's one of Amore's soulmate blossoms.
• Brock: Layla, what are you talking about?
• Squidward Tentacles: Yeah, what good will that do?
• Layla: Look!
• Amentia: Oh my. (drops the flowers) This is wrong. Brandon's not the one who's supposed to be next to me at my wedding. I've never felt like this before, I have to find my true love! Where is my soulmate?
• Foeda: Soulmate? What's she talking about?
• Amentia: Don't be upset, Brandon. I'm sure the blonde will take you back.
• Amore: (pushes Sponsus' feet) Go get her, Sponsus. This is your chance!
• Amentia: I must find him, where is he? Where's my love?
• Celebrant: He's there!
• Sponsus: Here I am! Here I am, my Queen!
• Amentia: My soulmate! (starts running)
• Woman: Oh no! Watch out girls!
• Amentia: (keeps running, knocking the women from the palace flying) I love you!
• Sponsus: I love you too!
• Amore: True love is so beautiful.
• Amentia: Sponsus!
• Sponsus: Amentia!
• (Amentia tackles Sponsus and hugs him. The guests cheer along with Brandon)
• Rabbit: Oh, thank goodness.
• Ash Ketchum: Yeah!
• Mickey Mouse: Well, (chuckles) What do you know.
• Foeda: Oh well.
• Priest: He's just a sentry, the Queen can't marry him.
• Foeda: She's the queen, she can marry whoever she wants.
• (Amentia and Sponsus are standing together looking happy. Amore flies over to Brandon)
• Amore: Hey Brandon, there's true love waiting for you too.
• SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, everyone, I guess our mission is finally over.
• Winnie the Pooh: That means we can all head back to Alfea now.
• Bloom: Okay, you guys. Radio Alfea and tell Miss Faragonda we're coming home.

Traveling Back to Alfea

(Bloom, Stella, Layla, Sky, Brandon, Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, Eeyore, Ash, Misty, Brock, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Brer Rabbit and the pixies fly the Red Fountain ship home. Brandon, Stella, and Amore all sit together)

• Amore: What a lovely day.
• Lockette: Yeah.
• Chatta: I'm going to write you a new cheer.
• Riven: Hey, Brandon, what's in these bottles?
• Brandon: It's Downlander courage brew. It was an apology gift from Sponsus.

• Sponsus( seen in flashback): This is from the royal potion maker. I'm sorry I took your bride. Take that brew whenever you need courage.

• Riven: Did he keep any for himself? It seems like if he's gonna survive that marriage, he's gonna need courage brew every day.
• Misty: I wouldn't worry about that, Riven. I think Sponsus will take care of himself and his queen just fine.
• Brer Rabbit: Yup, and as long as she's happy with him, that's all that matters.

(Back in Downland, Sponsus and Amentia are relaxing in a pool, happy to be with each other)

• Amentia: Did you clean the pool?
• Sponsus: Yes, dear.
• Amentia: Did you scrub the floor?
• Sponsus: Yes, dear.
• Amentia: Did you cut your toenails?
• Sponsus: Yes, dear.
• Amentia: Oh, I love you.