Pooh's Adventures of Toy Story/Transcript

This is the transcript for Pooh's Adventures of Toy Story.

They Need More Monkeys

A chain of monkeys lands into view, attached to Bo Peep's cane. The rest of the toys have regrouped at Andy's bedroom window, supervising the lowering of the "monkey chain."

• Slinky: It's too short. We need more monkeys!
• Rex: (holding up an empty barrel) There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel.

Rex shows Slinky, but throws the barrel down, and runs back to the ledge.

• Rex: (yelling out the window) Buzz, the monkeys aren't working. We're formulating another plan, so stay calm! (beat) Oh, where could he be?

Lost at the Gas Station

• Buzz Lightyear: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of you, the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy.
• Woody: WHAT?!?! What are you talking about?
• Buzz Lightyear: Right now poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with a destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet. I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
• Woody: YOU ARE A TOY!!!! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're a...you're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!
• Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.

Buzz walks off

• Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, you looney!

Woody walks away in the opposite direction

• Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit and Eeyore: Oh, bother.

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Pooh and Friends follows after Woody

• Woody: Rendezvous with Star Command...

Suddenly, Woody, Pooh, and the gang hear the sound of screeching tires followed by the gas station bell.

• Pizza Deliverer: Hey, Gas Dude!
• Attendant: You talkin' to me?
• Pizza Deliverer: Yeah, man, can you help me? Do you know where Cutting Blvd. is?
• Attendant: Just a moment...

The heroes look in the direction of the bell. Woody's face lights up at the sight of A PIZZA PLANET DELIVERY TRUCK)

• Woody: (To himself) Pizza Planet... Andy!

Woody takes a step forward

• Piglet: Oh, wait! If we go back to Andy's house without Buzz, we'll never prove our innocence to the other toys.

Woody then stops

• Woody: Oh, no!
• Rabbit: Piglet's right. If we get back there without Buzz, Potato Head and the others will surely try to get rid of us hard.
• Woody: You're right we can't show our faces in that room without Buzz.

They turn to where Buzz is walking

• Woody: Buzz! Buzz, come back!
• Buzz Lightyear: Go away!
• Woody: No! Buzz, you gotta come back! I... (notices a spaceship on the truck's roof) We've found a spaceship!

Buzz stops upon listening

• Woody: It's a spaceship Buzz!

Going Inside Pizza Planet

We cut to a star-filled black night sky as we move down to reveal PIZZA PLANET. The delivery truck barrels into the parking lot and parks.

• Male Voice-Over Speaker: Next shuttle lift-off scheduled for T-minus 30 minutes and counting...

In the cab of the delivery truck, after the driver leaves the truck, Buzz peeks out from the passenger window. At the front of the entrance, two imposing animatronic robots guard the doorway. As customers approach the front, the guards part their crossed "pizza spears", allowing the patrons to enter.

• Robot Guards: You are clear to enter. Welcome to Pizza Planet.

The Robot guards opened the slide doors as the two customers entered.

• Female Voice-Over Speaker: The white zone is for eating pizza only. The white zone is for...

Excited, Buzz pries open the window between the cab and truck bed.

• Buzz Lightyear: Guys!
  

At Sid's House/Back at Andy's

Back at Andy's house, Rex points a flashlight out of Andy's bedroom window while Bo Peep, Slinky, Hamm, and Potato Head look on. Just then some bushes rustle below as Rex points the flashlight beam at the shaking bushes.

• Rex: Hey, you guys! I think I've found him. Buzz! Is that you?!

The annoyed MEOW of a cat is heard.

• Rex: Whiskers! Will you get out of here?! You're interfering with the search and rescue.

The sound of an approaching car is heard as Rex turns off the flashlight.

• Rex: (Whispering) Look! They're home!

The toys duck behind the sill as the Davis' family van pulls into the driveway. Andy and Mrs. Davis get out.

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The toys all look at one another.

• Bo Peep: (Gasp) Woody, Pooh, and the others are gone?!
• Hamm: Well waddah-ya-know, the weasels ran away.
• Mr. Potato Head: Huh?! Huh?! I told you they were guilty.
• Rex: Who would've thought they were capable of such atrocities?!

Hamm, Potato Head and Rex walk away from the window. Bo Peep and Slinky are left alone at the window, visibly crestfallen.

• Bo Peep: Oh, Slink, I hope they're okay.

Sid's Window to Andy's

In Andy's room near the window, Mr. Potato Head and Hamm are playing Battleship. Hamm's wearing Potato Head's hat)

• Mr Potato Head: Ha-ha. B-3.
• Hamm: Miss. G-3.
• Mr Potato Head: Ohhh! You sunk it!
• Hamm: Heh-heh.
• Mr Potato Head: Are you peeking?
• Hamm: Oh, quit your whining and pay up.

Potato Head reaches for his ear.

• Hamm: No, no, not the ear. Gimme the nose. C'mom!
• Mr Potato Head: (Pulling out his nose; nasally) How 'bout three out of five?

Potato Head is about to hand his nose over to Hamm when Woody, Pooh, and the gang just finished lifting Sid's window and wave to the toys.

• Woody: Hey guys! Guys! Hey!
  

Andy Misses Woody

Back in Andy's room that night Andy is being tucked into bed by his mother.

• Mrs. Davis: I looked everywhere, honey, but all I could find was your hat. (She hands Andy his cowboy hat)
• Andy: (groggy) But what if we leave them behind?
• Mrs. Davis: Oh, don't worry honey, I'm sure we'll find Woody and Buzz before we leave tomorrow.

Andy's eyes shut. Mrs. Davis turns out the light and quietly exits the room. Just then a moving box on the floor, with the words "Andy's Toys!" scrawled on it, begins to shake from side to side.

• Rex: (muffled) Aaaah! I need air!

Rex pops out of the top of the box, coughing a packing styrofoam peanut out of his mouth.

• Rex: (relieved) Aa-a-a-a-ah! (coughs)

Potato Head appears beside him.

• Mr. Potato Head: Will you quit moving around?!
• Rex: I'm sorry. It's just that I get so nervous before I travel.
• Mr. Potato Head: How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddy?

Potato Head drops back down in the box.

• Rex: (following Potato Head) Everyone else was picked.

Bo Peep peeks around the corner of the box and looks up at Andy fast asleep clutching his cowboy hat.

• Bo Peep: Oh, Woody, if only you could see how much Andy misses you.
  

Buzz We Can't Do This Without You

• Woody: I'm sorry, Pooh. I'm sorry for getting you and your friends into this mess. I didn't mean for all of this to happen.
  

Play Nice

The gang and the toys peek out from the bush to see Buzz strapped to the launchpad. Sid is still in the toolshed.

• Sid Phillips: (from in the toolshed as an astronaut) Um, Mission Control... is the launchpad construction complete?... (stimulated static) Uh, Roger, rocket is now secured to guide wire.

Woody, Pooh, and the others spot Frog, Legs, Ducky, and the others coming out from the drain pipe as they give thumbs up, and the others give a thumbs up back.