Editing Pooh's Adventures of The Wizard of Oz/Transcript (section)

== Meet the Scarecrow/If I only have a Brain ==
(Dorothy, Pooh, Ash, and their friends came to a corn field heading to Emerald City when they came to a fork in the road)

'''Dorothy''': (confused) Follow the Yellow Brick Road? Follow the Yellow...? Now which way do we go?

Ash Ketchum: I don't know what do you think we should go Brock?

Brock: I'm not so sure.

'''Scarecrow''': Pardon me! That way is a very nice way.

(This is the Scarecrow he is hanging from the pole and he is pointing one direction)

Pikachu: Pi?

'''Dorothy Gale:''' (surprised) Who said that?

Pooh Bear It wasn't me.

Baloo: I didn't say anything?

Brock: Did you say something, Misty?

Misty: No.

Ash Ketchum: Well then who did?

(Then Toto barks upon seeing the scarecrow.)

Dorothy Gale: Don’t be silly Toto. Scarecrows don’t talk.

Korra: Yeah, that's ridiculous.

Scarecrow: It's pleasant down that way too.

Dorothy Gale: That's funny. Wasn't he pointing the other way?

Scarecrow: Of course people go both ways.

Heroes: (confused) Both ways?

Bagheera: That's nonsense we don't go in both ways.

Baloo: (to scarecrow) You are talking to us, aren't you?

(The scarecrow shakes and nods his head.)

Dorothy Gale: Are you doing that on purpose?

Misty: Yeah, can't you make up your mind?

Scarecrow: That's the trouble. I can't make up my mind .

Pooh Bear: Why not?

Scarecrow; Because, I haven't got a brain. Only straw.

Ash Ketchum: We're sorry, Scarecrow. We were really confused about which way we're going.

Tigger: Yeah, how can you talk if you haven't got a brain?

Scarecrow: I don't know. But, some people without brains doing awful alot of talking. Don't they?

Dorothy Gale: Yes, I guess you're right.

Pooh Bear: Goodness, we haven't properly met have we?

Scarecrow: Why, no.

Rabbit: Oh, good heavens. Where are our manners.

Pooh Bear: Anyway, we're all friends of Dorothy Gale and her pet dog Toto.

Dorothy Gale: How do you do?

Scarecrow: How do you do?

Dorothy Gale: Very well, thank you.

Scarecrow: Oh, I'm not feeling at all well. You see, it's very tedious being stuck up there all day long with a pole up your back.

Ash Ketchum: Oh, geez, that's really uncomfortable. Can't you get down?

Scarecrow: Down? No, you see, I'm--

Ash Ketchum: Oh, nevermind, leave it to me, Scarecrow.

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'''Scarecrow:''' I didn't think so. (a crow lands on his shoulder) Boo! Scat! Boo! (The crow pecks the straw from his collar and flies) You see? I can't even scare a crow. They come from miles around just to eat in my field and laugh at my face. (sadly) Oh, I'm a failure, because, I haven't got a brain!

'''Jiminy Cricket:''' Have you tried very hard to scare them.

'''Scarecrow:''' Yes, but without a brain it won't work.

'''Kari Kamiya: '''Well, what would you do with a brain if you had one?

'''Scarecrow''': Do? Why if I had a brain, I could... 

(singing) 

I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers, consultin' with the rain.

And my head I'd be scratchin' whilemy thoughts were busy hatchin' if I only had a brain.

I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le, In trouble or in pain.

'''Dorothy''': (singing) With the thoughts you'd be thinkin', you could be another Lincoln if you only had a brain.

'''Scarecrow''': (singing) 

Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore.

I could think of things I never thunk before. And then I'd sit, and think some more.

I would not be just a nuffin' my head all full of stuffin'.

My heart all full of pain.

I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, if I only had a brain.

'''Dorothy Gale:''' (picks up the straw and shakes his hand) Wonderful! (puts the straw back in inside of Scarecrow) Why, if our scarecrow back in Kansas could do that the crows would be scared to pieces!

'''Scarecrow:''' They would?

'''Dorothy Gale:''' (nodding) Mm-hmm

'''Rabbit:''' I agree if I have you has my scarecrow you can scare them away.

'''Scarecrow:''' I can?

'''Rabbit:''' Yes.

'''Scarecrow:''' (curiously) Where's Kansas?

'''Dorothy Gale:''' That's where I live and I wanna get back there so badly, My friends and I are going to the Emerald City to get the Wizard of Oz to help us.

'''Scarecrow:''' You're all going to see a wizard?

'''Dorothy Gale:''' (nodding) Mm-hmm.

Pooh Bear: He will send us home.

'''Scarecrow:''' Do you think if I went, this wizard would give me brains?

Dorothy Gale: I couldn't say. But even if we didn't you'd be worse off than you are now.

Scarecrow: Yes, that's true.

Brock: As long as this wizard could grant me a beautiful girlfriend!

Misty: (rolls her eyes) Oh, brother.

Rabbit: (sternly) As we were saying. (to Dorothy) Go ahead, Miss Dorothy.

Dorothy Gale: But, maybe you better not. We got a witch mad at us and you might get into trouble.

Scarecrow: Witch, huh. I'm not afraid of a witch. I'm not afraid of anything. Except a lighted match.

Korra: We don't blame you for that.

Scarecrow: But, I face a whole box of them for the chance of getting some brains. Look, everyone, I won't be any trouble because I don't need a thing and I won't try to manage things because I can't think. Won't you all take me with you.

Dorothy Gale: Why, of course we will.

Jiminy Cricket: We could never say "No" to a nice scarecrow like you.

Bagheera: Then you're welcome to come along with us.

Scarecrow: Hooray! We're off to see a wizard.

Dorothy Gale: Oh, you're not starting off very well.

Scarecrow: Oh, I'll try. Really, I will.

Baloo: Then what are we waiting for? Let's go!

Everyone: To Oz?

Scarecrow: To Oz!

Everyone: (singing) We're off to se the wizard the wonderful wizard of Oz. We hear he is the wizard of whiz if ever a wiz there was if ever, ever oh ever the wiz there was the wizard of Oz is one because, because, because, because, because of the wonderful things he does. We're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of Oz.

(Dorothy, Scarecrow, Toto and the heroes continue their journey.)