Editing Pooh's Adventures of The Wizard of Oz/Transcript (section)

==Entering Oz/Meeting Glinda/Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead==
(Dorothy opens the door and see's the colorful land which caused Pooh Bear and the others to react in amazement.)

'''Winnie the Pooh''': Oh my!

'''Rabbit''': Oh my, my!

'''Bagheera''': Oh! My aching back! (groans)

'''Ash Ketchum''': (gasps in amazement) Where are we? This isn't Kansas.

'''Baloo''': I don't know where we are, but this place is beautiful.

'''Misty''': Brock, do you know what this place is?

'''Brock''': Let me see. (looks on his map) Hmmm.... Huh. I don't see anything about this place on the map. It's not even written on it.

'''Dorothy Gale''': Guys... I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

'''Piglet''': Where, where are we?

'''Tigger''': I wish I knew.

'''Dorothy Gale: '''We must be over the rainbow!

(Dorothy puts Toto down and then the bubble floats down towards Dorothy as it approaches. Then a woman appears she is wearing a pink gown with a matching crown, has auburn curly hair and carrying a long magic wand. This is Glinda the Good Witch of the North Dorothy, Pooh Bear and friends react with amazement.)

Dorothy Gale: Now I know we're not in Kansas.

Glinda: Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

Dorothy Gale: Who, me? (Glinda nods) Why, I'm not a witch at all. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.

Glinda: Oh. (sees Toto) Well, is that the witch? (sees Pooh Bear and the others) And, who are the others?

Dorothy Gale: Who, Toto? Toto's my dog, and these are my friends Pooh Bear, Tigger, Rabbit, Piglet, Eeyore, Ash Ketchum, Brock, Misty, Baloo, Bagheera. Zazu, Jiminy Cricket, Korra, Bolin and Mako.

Brock: (lovestruck) Hello, my sweet angel!!! My name is Brock, and I'm in heaven when I'm with you!!! It is the east and a lovely maiden is the west!!! Please tell me your name and where we are!!! OW! OW!

[Misty pulls Brock away by the ear]

Misty: Time for you to come back down to Earth, Romeo.

Ash Ketchum: Sorry about Brock, ma'am. Pretty girls always get his attention.

Glinda: Oh, that's quite all right, my dear. I'm a little muddled. The munchkins call me because a new witch has just dropped a house on the Wicked Witch of the East. And, there's the house. And, here you are. And, there's all that left was the Wicked Witch of the East.

(We find the crushed witch under the house with only her feet sticking out. Dorothy gasped)

Pikachu: Pika.

Rabbit: Oh, my word.

Glinda: And, so what the munchkins want to know is are you a good witch or a bad witch.

Dorothy Gale: But, I've already told you. I'm not a witch at all.

Misty: Yeah, witches are old and ugly.

(Munchkins giggle)

Piglet; What was that?

Glinda; The munchkins. They're laughing because I am a witch. I'm Glinda, the witch of the north.

Bagheera: The pleasure's all mine, Miss Glinda.

Dorothy Gale: You are? Well, I beg your pardon, but we've never heard of a beautiful witch before.

Brock: (lovestruck) I never knew witches are beautiful inside and out.

Glinda: Only bad witches are ugly. The munchkins are happy because you all freed them from the witch of the east.

Tigger: Say, what are munchkins? (munchkins giggle)

Glinda: The little people who live in this land.

Pooh Bear: Glinda, may I ask? Where are we and what is this place?

Glinda: It's Munchkin Land.

Everyone: (surprised) Munchkin land?

Glinda: Yes, and you're all their national heroes, my dears. (to munchkins) It's all right, you may all come out and thank them.

(The munchkins all come out and gather around looking at Dorothy, Toto, and the heroes curiously.)

Glinda: (singing) Come out, come out wherever you are and meet the young lady who fell from a star, she fell from the sky, she fell very far and Kansas she says she is the name of the star.

Munchkins: Kansas she say is the name of the star.

Glinda: She brings you good news or haven't you heard? When she fell out of Kansas a miracle occurred.

Misty: It really was no miracle what happened was just this.

Dorothy Gale: That's right, Misty. (singing) The wind began to switch, the house to pitch and suddenly the hind is started to unhitch, just then the witch to satisfy an itch, went flying on her broomstick thumbing for a hitch.

Munchkin: And, oh. What happened then was rich.

Lady Munchkins: The house began to pitch, the kitchen took a slitch, it landed on the wicked witch in the middle of the ditch which was not a healthy situation for a wicked witch.

(The munchkins dance)

Munchkins: The house began to pitch, the kitchen to a slitch, it landed on the wicked witch in the middle of a ditch which was not a healthy situation for the wicked witch who began to twitch and was reduced to just a switch of what was once the wicked witch.

(A carriage among with the munchkin soilders appear. Dorothy and the heroes go to the carriage.)

Munchkin 1: We thank you very sweetly. We're doing it so neatly.

Munchkin 2: You killed her so completely, that we thank you very sweetly.

Glinda: Let the joyous news spread the wicked old witch at last is dead.

Munchkins: (cheer)

(Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead song)

'''''[Munchkins]'''''

''Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.''

''Which old Witch?''

''The Wicked Witch!''

''Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.''

''Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.''

''Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead.''

''She's gone where the goblins go,''

''Below - below - below.''

''Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.''

''Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.''

''Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead!''

(From a house three trumpeter Munchkins come marching out and played their trumpets as the Munchkin Mayor comes out from his office and arrives to our heroes as he kindly escorted them out of their carriage)

'''''[ Mayor]'''''

''As Mayor of the Munchkin City, In the County of the Land of Oz,''

''I welcome you all most regally.''

'''''[Barrister]'''''

''But we've got to verify it legally,''

''To see''

'''''[Mayor]'''''

''To see?''

'''''[Barrister]'''''

''If she''

'''''[Mayor]'''''

''If she?''

'''''[Barrister]'''''

''Is morally, ethic'lly''

'''''[Father No.1]'''''

''Spiritually, physically''

'''''[Father No. 2]'''''

''Positively, absolutely''

'''''[Munchkins]'''''

''Undeniably and reliably dead''

'''''[Coroner]'''''

''As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her.''

''And she's not only merely dead,''

''She's really most sincerely dead.''

'''''[Mayor]'''''

''Then this is a day of Independence''

''For all the Munchkins and their descendants''

'''''[Barrister]'''''

''If any.''

'''''[Mayor]'''''

''Yes, let the joyous news be spread''

''The wicked Old Witch at last is dead!''

'''''[Munchkins]'''''

(Cheers)

''Ding Dong! The Witch is dead.''

''Which old Witch?''

''The Wicked Witch!''

''Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.''

''Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.''

''Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead.''

''She's gone where the goblins go,''

''Below - below - below.''

''Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.''

''Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.''

''Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead!''

(The armed Munchkin soldiers marched to their left and stood straight as the rest of the Munchkins come down in a huge crowd. Two of the Munchkin soldiers stood aside as three ballerina Munchkins come to scene and pirouetted while unrolling their scrolls)

[Lullaby League]

We represent the Lullaby League

The Lullaby League, the Lullaby League

And in the name of the Lullaby League

We wish to welcome you all to Munchkin Land

(Next came a trio of Munchkin men)

[Lollipop Guild]

We represent the Lollipop Guild

The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild

And in the name of the Lollipop Guild

We wish to welcome you all to Munchkin Land

[Munchkins]

We welcome you to Munchkin Land

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[Mayor]

From now on you'll be history

[Barrister]

You'll be his

[Father No. 2]

You'll be his

[Mayor]

You'll be history

[Munchkins]

And we will glorify your names

[Mayor]

You all will be a bust

[Barrister]

Be a bust

[Father No. 2]

Be a bust

[Munchkins]

In the hall of fame

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