Pooh's Adventures of The Three Musketeers/Transcript

This is the transcript for Pooh's Adventures of The Three Musketeers.

Opening Scene/Pooh and his friends return to France

(The film starts off with a fade to black as voices come out during the opening credits)

• Woman: {VO} Set dresser to the stage.
• Man: {VO} Check lights.
• Man #2: {VO} Hey, where’s that turtle with my narrator?

(Opening tittle appears, "Pooh's Adventures of The Three Musketeers")

[Troubadour]

Singing, singing, singing, singing all day long

When I’m singing, there is nothing that is wrong

Musketeers, hey!

• Troubadour: Ohh!

[Troubadour]

La-la-la-la-la-la-la

• Woman: {VO} Talent to the set, please.
• Man:{VO} We’re live in 60 seconds.
• Troubadour: 60 seconds!
• Woman: {VO} Where’s the narrator?
• Troubadour: Monsieur Narrator. Monsieur Narrator! M-m-monsieur! Monsieur, it is time! [As the narrator comes out of his stage room, he follows him] Monsieur. Pardonnez-moi. But today is the day, right, monsieur? Because you promised I can sing my songs… about the musketeers, right? Ahem... All for one… Hey!

(The narrator grabs his guitar and hits him with it, breaking it and leaves)

• Troubadour: But, monsieur, you promised.

(Troubadour sees that the narrator is heading walking the wrong way)

• Troubadour: Oh, no, no. No, no, no. Monsieur. Monsieur. Monsieur, wait! Wait! The stage is…

(The narrator falls down the hole)

• Troubadour: This way.

(Thent he book head towards Troubadour and it hits him and he goes around, hitting the spotlights and then lands on the chair)

• Man: {VO} Let’s have some quiet, people.
• Man #2: {VO} Five seconds to air.
• Man #3: {VO} Cue music.
• Man #4: {VO} And… action!
• Woman: {VO} What’s that turtle doing?
• Man:{VO} Where’s the narrator?
• Man #2: {VO} We’re live. Just go with it. Hey, you. Don’t just sit there like a turtle. Do something! You ‘re on camera! For crying out loud, say something!
• Troubadour: [Chuckles] Allo.
• Man: {VO} Tell the story.
• Troubadour: Ah... [Aham] Today, I will tell you the story of… Pooh's Adventures of.... Da Da Da.... The Three Musketeers! This is my favorite version… the one with pictures. And, of course, my songs. Ha Ha Ha! Our story begins… in the gutter, where poor young street urchins Mickey, Donald, and Goofy struggled to survive. Zut alors! Bad guys. Will anyone defend these innocent children? Anyone! Anyone! Anyone! Well, anyone? Ha Ha! The royal musketeers! Yes! And after the dust settles, a kindly musketeer gives Mickey a gift. Don’t worry, Mickey. You ‘ll grow into it. From that day on, Mickey, Donald, and Goofy… dreamed of being great musketeers. Ah, but as the years passed, their dream was still as far away as ever. You see, before their dream can come true, our three heroes must learn the real meaning… of the musketeer creed… all for one and one for all! And I just happen to have a song about this!

[Musketeers]

All for one, hey!

All for one and one for all

Musketeers sing

[Troubadour]

All for one and one for all

[Musketeers]

If you dare to

Cross our path, prepare to fall

‘Cause we’ll fight you

All for one and one for all

And all for one and one for all

And all for one and all

So, if you think you ‘d care to

Kick some derriere, you

Know that as a musketeer, you ‘d be so fearsome

If you believe you ‘re manly

Come and join our family

Soon we’ll make sure you ‘re a musketeer...

(Mickey, Donald, and Goofy are watching them)

• Mickey Mouse: Ah, look at them, fellas. That’s gonna be us out there someday. I just know it.
• Goofy: I can’t wait.
• Donald Duck: Yeah. Me, too.

[Musketeers]

All for one, all men of honour, hear my call

Musketeers sing all for one and one for all

All for one, hey, all for one and one for all

All for one and all for one and one for all

And all for one and one for all

And all for one and all

• Troubador: All for one and one for all!