Editing Pooh's Adventures of The Powerpuff Girls Movie/Transcript (section)

== Jojo becomes Mojo Jojo/The mutated monkeys take over ==
(The next morning.)

Girls: Today's the day!

Buttercup: Today's the day!

Blossom: Today's the day!

Bubbles: Today's-

Jojo: The day!

Blossom: What to wear!

Buttercup: What to wear!

Bubbles: What to wear!

Jojo: Ooh, that nice.

(The girls and Jojo get dressed. The girls go the heroes who are sleeping.)

Girls: Good morning, guys.

Winnie the Pooh: (wakes up) Good morning, girls.

Melman: How'd you girls sleep?

Buttercup: Real great, Melman. (goes to Ash and Pikachu) Ash, Pikachu, are you guys awake?

Ash Ketchum: (wakes up) Uh-huh.

Pikachu: Pika.

Blossom: Today's the day, guys.

Tigger: Must be exciting! Hoo-hoo!

Rabbit: Why's that, girls?

Bubbles: (giggles) You'll see, guys.

Misty: Where's the professor?

Brock; He's still sleeping.

(The girls and the heroes go to the professor who is sleeping on his desk while holding the phone.)

Girls: Professor, wake up! Wake up! Wake...

Mojo Jojo: Up! Wake up, my brothers! Wake up, and seize the...

Bubbles: Day!

Professor Utonium: The day?

(The girls carry the professor and the heroes out the door.)

Blossom: Yeah, the day when we...

Mojo Jojo: Show Townsville just what our powers can really do!

Professor Utonium: (confused) What?

Blossom: We're gonna show Townsville just our powers can really do.

Buttercup: Yeah, we did something really good.

Bubbles: That's gonna really really...

(The mutant monkeys attack the citizens of Townsville.)

Woman: Help!

Bubbles: Well, we met this guy.

Buttercup: With powers like us.

Blossom: Who was also hated by everybody.

Winnie the Pooh: That's right, the monkey's name is Jojo with a paper bag on his head and hobo clothes on.

(Squidward laughs. As Pooh, his friends, the girls and the professor scowl at him, he whistles)

Bubbles: Anyway, but he had this great idea.

Buttercup: To help the town.

Blossom: And make it a better place.

Bubbles: That way the town would accept us.

Buttercup: 'Cause, we did something to help.

Blossom: So, we used all our powers.

Bubbles: And abilities.

Buttercup: And his ideas.

Blossom: To help everybody.

Mojo Jojo: City of Townsville.

Buttercup: It's gonna be so cool.

Mojo Jojo: I'd like to take this moment.

Blossom: You're gonna be so proud.

Mojo Jojo: To thank the little people.

Bubbles: Everyone's gonna love us.

Mojo Jojo: To help make this day a smashing success!

Girls: We did really goo-- 

(The girls and the heroes become shocked upon seeing the mutant monkeys attack the citizens.)

Tigger: Say, what's going on here?!

Applejack: What in tarnation?!

Mojo Jojo: Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup, I could've done it without you!

(The girls and our heroes look shocked)

Man: It's their fault!

Man 2: I knew they were no good!

(Mojo Jojo laughs evilly as the heroes glare furiously at him. Pikachu's cheeks spark with anger.)

Rabbit: Jojo, what is the meaning of this?!

Ash Ketchum: Yeah, Jojo, what did you just do?!

Pikachu: (angrily) Pika!

Mojo Jojo: (tauntingly) Why, Ash. That is really rude of you to ask me that.

Blossom: But, what happened?!

Bubbles: This isn't making the town a better place!

Mojo Jojo: Yes, it is, for me! The hobo Jojo is formerly is no mo. From this day forward I shall be simply known as Mojo Jojo!

(The heroes and the girls gasp with horror.)

Ash Ketchum: Mojo Jojo?!

Mojo Jojo: That's right, Ash. That's my new name!

Brock: It’s just as we thought. You've double-crossed the girls?!

Misty: We demand an explanation from you!

Mojo Jojo: An explanation you said? For too long, apes and monkeys have been under the thumb of man. Well, the time has come to opposed that thumb and take hold of what is rightfully ours! The world!

Ash Ketchum: (growls in anger) You little green-faced ape! (attempts to aim Mojo)

Mojo Jojo: Ah-ah-ah, Ash. Do you want my army to crush you and your friends?

Ash Ketchum: Making a town a better place by creating an army of monkeys is this what you called making a town a better place by stabbing the girls in the backs?!

Pikachu: Pikachu!

Mojo Jojo: You're starting to annoy me, you little brat!

Winnie the Pooh: I don't suppose you'd be satisfied with a hug instead?

Mojo Jojo: Not from you! That's why I have some new friends who I made a deal with.

Blossom: What new friends?

(A camera recorder focuses on Otis)

Pip: Uh, Otis? Do you see that camera recorder?

Otis: Uh-oh. Is that...?

(Nora appears out of the crowd)

The Barnyard Animals: Mrs. Beady?!

Nora Beady: That's right. I'm with him.

Scar: Pooh, Ash, Otis, Simba. (chuckles) I'm a little surprised to see you.

Simba: Scar.

Winnie the Pooh: Oh, no! It's Scar!

Blossom: Who's Scar?

Simba: He's my evil uncle who killed my father!

(The girls gasp. The hyenas appear)

Banzai: Well, lookee here. Dinner and a side-dish.

Pumbaa: Uh-oh. Hyenas!

Timon: I hate hyenas.

Scar: We have partnered up with other villains.

Pinkie Pie: Oh, yeah? Like who?

(Vicky appears)

Timmy Turner: Vicky?!

Vicky: That's right, twerp!

Buttercup: "Twerp?"

Wanda: She always calls him that.

(Crocker laughs maniacally as he appears behind Vicky)

Timmy Turner: Mr. Crocker?!

Mr. Crocker: That's right, Turner. And there you are with your... FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!

Cosmo: He always hatches a plan to catch us.

(A hooded figure approaches)

Bubbles: (narrows her eyes) Who's that?

Blossom: I don't know, Bubbles.

(The figure removes its hood, revealing Morag)

Morag: Hello, Louds. Remember me?

(The Loud sisters gasp in shock)

Lincoln Loud: (angrily) Morag!

Bubbles: Who's Morag?

Lincoln Loud: She's the one who first became Duchess in Loch Loud, Scotland.

Tigger: Oh, great. First, Mrs. Beady, then Scar and the hyenas, then Vicky, then Mr. Crocker, then Morag. Who else?

Jafar: (appears) I am!

(The heroes gasp in shock)

Aladdin: Jafar?!

Jafar: That's right, Al. I teamed up with him.

Mojo Jojo: But even better, somebody else joined in with me.

(Hades appears)

Hades: Ba-boom!

(The heroes scream)

Blossom: Who's that?

Hades: The name's Hades, Lord of the Dead. Hi! How ya doin'?

(Facilier pops up from behind Hades)

Dr. Facilier: ''Bonjour.''

Winnie the Pooh: Shadow Man!

Piglet: Oh, dear!

Tigger: Uh-oh.

Mojo Jojo: I even have a little fella with me. (introduces Plankton)

SpongeBob SquarePants: Holy shrimp! Plankton!

Blossom: Who is that little green creature?

Mr. Krabs: That's Plankton. He's that evil owner of the Chum Bucket who tries to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula.

Sheldon J. Plankton: That's right, Krabs!

Tigger: Oh, great. Who else?

(Dr. Blowhole appears on his scooter)

Dr. Blowhole: I am.

Skipper: Blowhole!

Dr. Blowhole: And him.

(Makunga appears behind him)

Alex: Makunga!

Makunga: That's right. It's so good to see you again, Alakay.

Marty: His name is ''Alex''!

Makunga: Whatever.

Mojo Jojo: And last, but not least...

(Pete appears out of nowhere)

Mickey Mouse: Pete!

Pete: That's right, Mouse! We're here to exact revenge on you, and once we're done, we'll bring you to Castle Koopa as our personal "guests".

Winnie the Pooh: Castle Koopa?!

Piglet: Oh, dear!

Tigger: Uh-oh.

Girls: Professor, we didn't want this!

Woman: Liars!

Man 1: Fibbers!

Man 2: You've doomed us all!

(The heroes had nothing to do but watch with great dismay.)

Blossom: Please, Professor. Please believe us.

Winnie the Pooh: Please, believe them. They were deceived.

Professor Utonium: (sadly) I don't know what to believe. (the girls gasp in shock) I thought you were good.

(The girls fly up to space.)

Girls: No!

Ash Ketchum: Girls, wait! Come back! Please!

Pikachu: Pikachu!

Rainbow Dash: Girls, wait!

(Ash and Pikachu tried to follow them, but Mojo stops them)

Mojo Jojo: It's no use yelling after the girls, Ash. They can't hear you now,

Ash Ketchum: Why not?

Mojo Jojo: Because they flew way up into the sky. You and your friends are now my prisoners.

Misty: You’re just a bully!

Pikachu: Pika!

Brock: You’re so cruel!

Timon: Why I ought to--! Let me at him! Let me at him! Hold me back.

Pumbaa: OK. (grabs Timon's tail)

Timon: Let me at him! Let me at him!

Pumbaa: OK. (lets go of Timon's tail)

Timon: Uh, you're missing the point.

Pumbaa: Oh.

Tigger: Doesn’t like hugs, huh? Hmm. How nasty can you get? Well, I say we stand and fight. I can teach this here villain a thing or three. Why, I— 

Owl and Gopher: 🎵You got no chance to stand and fight, you better stay in bed🎵 

Owl: 🎵He’ll trounce you left🎵 

Gopher: 🎵He’ll trounce you right🎵 

Owl and Gopher: 🎵And tap dance on your head🎵 

Piglet: Uh, p-perhaps we should try to hide. Uh— 

Owl and Gopher: 🎵You can try your best to hide, but remember what we said🎵 

Owl: 🎵He’ll trounce you left🎵 

Gopher: 🎵He’ll trounce you right🎵 

Owl and Gopher: 🎵And tap dance on your head🎵 

Rabbit: Run! Run! We gotta run! 

Owl and Gopher: 🎵You may think that you can run, but Jack’s a thoroughbred🎵 

Owl: 🎵He’ll trounce you left🎵 

Gopher: 🎵He’ll trounce you right🎵 

Owl and Gopher: 🎵And tap dance on your head🎵 

Rabbit: Aaaaaaah!

Gopher: What’s the matter with him? 

Owl: Hoo, well, obviously doesn’t appreciate fine music.

Winnie the Pooh: Oh, this can't be happening.

Mojo Jojo: Oh, it already has, Pooh Bear. Tell me, Ash, what's your little Pikachu going to do to me? Stare at me with his adorable little eyes?

Ash Ketchum: (tauntingly) No! My Pikachu has 100,000 volts of electricity stored in his cheeks, so you better watch it!

Mojo Jojo: (mockingly) Now, we're really scared. Not! (laughs along with the other villains) I've rock! I rock so hard. For, I Mojo Jojo, I have succeeded in my first greatest and most brilliant plan ever. And, I Mojo Jojo, shall be king of the planet of the apes!

Misty: (quietly) Are you kidding me?

Orangutan: You shall be king? Preposterous!

Mojo Jojo: What?! How dare you!

Orangutan: (putting on a Mojo outfit) For it is I who is the one most suited to be ruler.

Mojo Jojo: Those are my clothes!

Orangutan: I, Ojo Tango shall be simian surpreme!

Mojo Jojo: No Ojo, Mojo!

''[Ojo hops in an orangutan-shaped tank with cannons for arms.]''

'''Ojo Tango:''' As I unleash the offensive omnipotence of the oppressive orango-tank. 

''[At this point, a lowland gorilla speaks up. His voice is very low and burly.]''

'''Western Lowland Gorilla:''' Hold on.

'''Mojo:''' Oh, no! 

'''Gorilla:''' It is ''I'' who shall get a ''grip'' on the situation.

''[He dons a pair of metal fists and another outfit similar to Mojo's.]''

'''Mojo:''' You'd better not.

'''Gorilla:''' As I, Rocko Socko, seize control and rule.

''[To accentuate his words, he smashes a gaping hole in the nearby building.]''

'''Mojo:''' Wait. 

''[At this point, all the primates are wearing variants of Mojo's costume.]''

''[A lanky Olive baboon speaks next.]''

'''Olive Baboon:''' I, Baboon Kaboom, with my Baboon-Bot, will be the ''bomb''!

''[He leaps into a large machine shaped like a baboon, complete with bomb-spewing buttocks.]''

'''Mojo:''' Uh-oh.

'''Baboon Kaboom:''' And if you don't like it… …you can sniff my Baboon-Bot Bombs.

''[The Baboon Bot poops bombs then throws them as they explode.]''

'''Mojo:''' (sarcastically) Oh, ''that's'' classy.

''[A large barrel of White handed gibbons, in the same form as the famous Barrel Of Monkeys toy, rolls down the street. A group of them speaks at once.]''

'''Gibbons:''' Gangway, gangway! For we the Go-Go Patrol as brothers-in-arms are linked to form a chain of command that will reach out and take over your world.

''[A Japanese Macaque is standing in a vat of boiling water atop a dam.]''

'''Macaque:''' I, Hota Wata, am ''boiling'' mad for you are all ''wet'' behind the ears. ''[explodes dam, water rushes forth.]''Therefore I shall unleash a scalding torrent to drown you all about. For I don't give a—

'''Mojo:''' Watch your mouth.

''[Next is a West African chimpanzee with a pair of cymbals, moving sporadically like a toy as he clashes his cymbals.]''

'''Chimpanzee:''' I, Cha-Ching Cha-Ching, symbolize chaotic calamity.

''[Next is a large group of Spider monkeys with flying rocket packs. They speak in unison.]''

'''Spider Monkeys:''' We, The Doot Da Doot Da Doo Doos ''[humming the flying monkeys' theme from The Wizard of Oz]'', shall rain on your parade, because… ''[begin to hock loogies]…'' we're the ''spit.''

'''Mojo:''' Ew.

''[A proboscis monkey speaks next, imitating Jimmy Durante, with a dance number playing in the background as he half-sings the words. A large array of banana peels lie before him.]''

'''Proboscis Monkey:''' 🎵My name is Hacha Chacha🎵 🎵And here is my schpiel🎵🎵 A diabolical plan with lots of ap''peal🎵 🎵''Spreading out bananas far and wide🎵 And fixing up the folk for a slippery slide🎵

''[And two people do indeed slide slippery on those peels: a man on his heel and a woman on her face!]''

'''Mayor:''' ''[still under Mojo's boot]'' That's pretty catchy.

''[A nervous young bonobo speaks next, clearly putting together his plan at the last minute.]''

'''Bonobo:''' I, uh, uh, Blah Blah Blah Blah, shall, uh, create a sauce of chaos. A-A-And stir up trouble with a destructive force known as, uh-uh-uh the Tormato. 

'''Mojo:''' Tor''maato?''

'''Mayor:''' Tor''mayto.''

''[Mojo looks down at him in annoyance for that little pun on pronouncing the name and gives him a smart punt off the steps. At this point, the scene goes through a myriad of monkeys in quick fashion:]''

'''Mandrill:''' I, Killa Drilla.

'''Cross River Gorilla:''' I, Bonzo Bango.

'''Tapanuli Orangutan:''' I, Rolla Ova. 

'''Pygmy Marmoset:''' I, Cruncha Muncha.

'''Nigeria-Cameroon Chimpanzee:''' I, Whacko Smacko.

'''Eastern Chimpanzee:''' I, Pappy Wappy.

'''Many monkeys, chimpanzees, gorillas, orangutans, and even an uakari:''' I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I…I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I…

'''Mojo:''' '''''NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!''''' Stop! Cease! Desist! Do not continue with the ramblings, for ''my'' ramblings are the ramblings to be obeyed! For, I am the king, supreme leader and all-around dictator! Don’t you ''see?!'' All you monkeys are my plan, so your plans are ''my'' plans because ''you'' made plans and ''my'' plan was to make ''you!'' I plan to rule the planet! Not to have my plans plan to stop ''me''! '''<big>I AM YOUR CREATOR! I AM YOUR KING! ''I AM MOJO JOJO!''</big>''' ''[pushing the Professor out of the way]'' '''<big>OBEY ''ME''!</big>'''

Piglet: I just remembered. I got a very important appointment *laughs nervously* under my bed. 

Tigger: But, Piglet, we have to stop Mojo and his mutant monkey army from destroying the city.

Piglet: Why?

Rabbit: Because Townsville is depending on us.

Baby: *squeaks*

Tigger: Oh, come on, old Piglet, old partner, old buddy. This showdown won’t be so bad. 

Piglet: Wouldn’t be so bad? His name is Mojo. Not friendly Mojo or perfectly wonderful Mojo. No. It’s Mojo Jojo! I’m not going out there alone!

Rabbit: But, Piglet, what about the play?

Piglet: Uh, is there anything in the play about the Powerpuff Girls finally being accepted in end?

Christopher Robin: *laughing* As a matter of fact, there is.

Piglet: Well, if you’re sure, okay.<br />