Editing Pooh's Adventures of The Little Rascals/Transcript (section)

== The Go-cart derby race/Alfalfa wins the race ==
Butch: (angrily) It ain't right! We go through all the trouble stealing your racer and you still win. You'd better brace yourself because now I'm really gonna kick your butt.

Pooh Bear: You boys never learned anything, have you?

Butch and Woim: No!

Piglet: Will you boys kindly stop making threats to all of us?

Butch: No way, pig boy!

Woim: You all can't make us!

Butch: You guys will be next after the losers!

Alafalfa: I'm usually a lover, not a fighter. But in your case, I'm willing to make an exception.

(Alfalfa moves his fist back while Butch looks wide-eyed. Alfalfa then punches Butch right into the pigpen as the kids and heroes laugh.)

Butch: (disgusted) Oh! Pig pucky.

(Alfalfa prepares to punch Woim.)

Woim: (whimpers) Allow me!

(He jumps into the pigpen himself while the kids and heroes continued laughing at them.)

Stymie: Lookin' good, man.

Kids: Yeah!

???: Whoa, nice one, Alfalfa.

Alfalfa: Thanks.

Spanky: Hey, there's they guy who risked his neck for us.

Alfalfa: I got to admit. He turned out to be pretty okay.

Spanky: Put her there, pal! You're quite a guy! Us machismo types have a club the He-Man Woman Haters Club.

Pooh Bear: Uh, Spanky, I seem to be having small problems.

Spanky: Pooh Bear, I'm extending a membership offer here. Now, what is it?

Alfalfa: Pooh Bear is right. That's not Waldo!

Waldo: (bitterly) You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

???: Ooh, we're so scared!

???: Looks like nobody learned anything.

Waldo: I don't need to listen you, annoying peasants.

Misty: (angry) Peasants?! All right, that does it! Strayu, water gun! (Strayu squirts water at Waldo getting him wet) Annoying snob to you, Waldo!

(An angry and defeated Waldo closes the window.)

???: You see, Spanky. This person right here is not Waldo.

Spanky: Then who's this guy who saved our butts?

(The person takes off they're helmet, revealing to be Darla.)

Darla: Hi, guys. What's up?

Heroes: Darla?!

Spanky: A girl!