Editing Pooh's Adventures of The Elm-Chanted Forest/Transcript (section)

== We Hate the Sun ==
THE DUKE (SPOKEN):

So she turns on the Duke?

And with what do you suppose she turns on the Duke?

OWLS:

What, master?

THE DUKE (SPOKEN):

her Magic Horn

OWLS:

What a horrible thing to do!

What a horrible thing to do!

Thing to do!

OWL 1:  Uh, what's a horn?

THE DUKE: Fool! It's the sun... on... a... stick.

OWLS: Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!

THE DUKE (SPOKEN):

Enough! I took the heroes by getting them, and I squeezed them! I tried to choke him 'til his brains came out his ears! (chortles) You know, the usual. But then, when my back is turned,

What four legged, purple louse comes charging,

That has the nerve to fire me on the leg?

OWLS:

Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?

THE DUKE:

Twilight Sparkle.

OWLS:

Gasp!

THE DUKE:

Yes!

OWLS:

Death to Twilight!

THE DUKE:

Destroy the Unicorn! Destroy the heroes! The dog! And the bird who crows the sun back all night and day!

Or do you want the chicken back?

OWLS:

No! We hate the sun! The answer's no!

THE DUKE:

And it'll make my leg feel so much better...

If that UNICORN... NEVER... MESS! Ta-ha-ha-ha!

OWLS & (THE DUKE):

We hate the sun, that much we know,

We hate the rooster, we'll never let him crow.

(Never let him crow!)

We hate the sun, from head to toe,

(From head to toe!)

We hate the rooster, we'll never let him crow!

Never let him crow!

THE DUKE (SPOKEN):

Never let him crow.