Editing Pooh's Adventures of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Transcript (section)

== Raph awakens/"The Final Truth of the Ninja" ==
(Leo sleeps at the restroom)

* Raph: (OS) Hey.
* Leo: What? (sees Raph awake) Raph! You're awake. How do you feel?
* Raph: What's a guy got to do to get some food around here?
* Leo: Hey. Hey, he's awake. He wants some food. Bring some food. You're gonna be okay, Raph. You're gonna be okay.
* Raph: Yeah, yeah, all right, Leo. Get a grip, will you?
* Leo: Listen, Raph. About what I said before... You know...about not needing you and all, like...
* Raph: Leo...don't.
* Leo: Oh, boy, we missed you. (hugs)
* Donnie: (with April and Pooh and Pals) It's a Kodak moment.

[all laugh]

* April: [narrating] The turtles are four once again and yet, still not whole. A lingering doubt remains. An unknown which they can't bear to face: their greatest fear.
* Raph: Splinter! (echoes)

(back at the Foot's warehouse)

* Harley Quinn: Your empire is growing, Mr. S.
* Shredder: What more from the rat?
* Joker: Nothing. He still not talking.
* Shredder: And the boy who led us to the turtles and the Rebels?
* Tatsu: He is still missing. I do not understand. Why do the turtles trouble you, master? 
* Joker: Yeah. And Pooh and Pals, too. We haven't seen those guys for days.
* Shredder: Something about the way you described their fighting. Something familiar. Something...from the past.

(music is heard as we transcend to the Turtles)

* Mewtwo: ''Hajime!''

(the Turtles begin training until)

* Mewtwo: ''Hai!''

(Turtles stop as scene transcends to the kitchen Casey and April is seen, Mikey enters in pain)

* April: Ointment?
* Mikey: Mm-mm.
* Raph: Hey, guys.

(Mikey picks up a bottle of Turtle Wax, April laughs)

* Casey: Oh God.
* Raph: Funny, Mikey.
(outside, we see the Mario Brothers, Mewtwo, Ttark, Ash, C-3P0, and R2-D2 making adjustments to the pickup truck)

* R2-D2: [beeping] 
* C-3P0: Oh! Much more of this and my arms will seize up. [grunts]
* R2-D2: [beeping] 
* C-3P0: That's easy for you to say, R2. I have to bang away with this wrench. Imagine. [chuckles] All you have to do is wave that paint nozzle around.
* R2-D2: [beeping]
* Ttark: What's the matter, 3P0? Jealous much?
* C-3P0: I am not jealous of R2's artistic talent. Any transistorized lump can apply paint to a hull. It takes a trained eye, a keen mind and a bold but delicate hand to master the sensitivities of-[sloshes]…fine art? Ooh! R-D, now look what you've done! 
* R2-D2: [beeping]
* C-3P0: I do not look better in this color.

[engine starting] 

* Mario: Well, that was the last test-firing. We've got just enough fuel to get us back home to New York.
* Mewtwo: Nice work, Mario. When the time is right, we'll use this truck to get home.
* C-3P0: Well, sir, I, for one, will certainly be glad to get home. Though I do wish our journey here to New York had been more successful. 
* Mewtwo: Ha! You said it, 3PO. This trip certainly won't go down in the 100 Acre Wood Rebel Alliance Archives as a glowing triumph. I lost Master Splinter to that monster, The Joker. And I didn't find the Foot Clan's Hideout. 
* C-3P0: But we did find something of great value, Master Mewtwo: friends. Miss O'Neil and Casey Jones.
* Mewtwo: Yeah. But after seeing April's face when the Foot and Joker destroyed her home, I'm getting to understand the feeling of loss and despair.
* R2-D2: [beeping]
* Ash: Poor Mewtwo. He's taking this pretty hard.
* Pikachu: Pikachu.
* C-3P0: Yes. I've noticed it too. In spite of our master's bold words, I believe he has beginning to understanding human emotions.
* R2-D2: [beeping]
* C-3P0: What signals? I don't hear anything. I think that paint has clogged your motivator contacts. Now, come along, R2. We've got to load the truck.

(a little probe droid is seen in the trees transmitting something where we see a familiar reptilian figure)

(meanwhile, Leo sits near a tree and meditates)

* Splinter: Leonardo.
* Leo: (gasps) Splinter! (leaves)

(inside the house)

* Raph: What Russian novel, embracing more than 500 characters is set in the Napoleonic Wars?
* Rabbit: War and Peace.
* Leo: He's alive.
* Mario: Leo?
* Raph: Hey.
* Luigi: Mamma Mia.
* Donnie: Thanks, spaz.
* Peach: What's wrong, Leo?
* Leo: Splinter's alive.
* '''Tigger:''' (stutters) What?
* '''Piglet:''' What?
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' What?
* '''Rabbit:''' What?
* '''Eeyore:''' Huh?
* Mewtwo: What?
* Ash: What?
* Donnie: We know, Leo. Of course he is. We all think he's alive.
* Leo: I don't think. I know.

(that night everyone gathers around a campfire)

* Ttark: Hopping Hydrasaurus! This my first mobile campfire.
* Winnie the Pooh: (chuckles) Isn't this wonderful?
* Tigger: Mmm! Delectable.
* Piglet: Oh, anyone feel like going home yet?
* Tigger: Don't be ridiculous, Piglet. Why we haven't even told the ghost stories yet.
* Piglet: Ghost st-st-st-st-st-stories?
* Tigger: Yeah, you're right. Not scary enough.
* Mewtwo: Enough. Leo says this more important than ghost stories.
* Peach: Don't worry. We'll listen.
* Raph: Leo...if you dragged us out here for nothing...
* Donnie: Don't worry. I came prepared. (reveals marshmallows)
* Leo: Put those away. 

(Donnie does so)

* Leo: Now, everybody close your eyes and concentrate. Concentrate hard.

(everyone does so, the fire turns blue as Splinter's spirit appears)

* Splinter: I am proud of you, my children. Tonight, you have learned the final and greatest truth of the ninja. That ultimate mastery comes not of the body, but of the mind. Together, there is nothing your 21 minds cannot accomplish. Help each other. Draw upon one another. And always remember the true force that binds you the same as that which brought me here tonight. That which I gladly return with my final words. I love you all, my children.

(Splinter's spirit disappears, as flames return to normal and everyone opens their eyes)

* Rabbit: Oh, my.
* Tigger: That was one of the most incredible experiences of my life.
* Eeyore: If you ask me, not that anybody is, what does this all mean?
* Mewtwo: (turns) It's time.

(scene fades)