Pooh's Adventures of Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders/Transcript
Lester's Story edit
Arthur: I wish I could call Grandma Thora. She would come and rescue us.
He imagines Thora racing her car down a freeway. She puts a flashing light on the car roof and turns on a siren. Then she speaks into a radio.
Grandma Thora: Hang on, sweetie! Comin' through!
There is a gap in the bridge she is driving on. She breaks sharply and spins the car around.
Grandma Thora: Look out!
She drives a few yards back to get a running start.
Grandma Thora: I'm coming!
She jumps the car over the gap while some workmen stare at her. Further down the road, she knocks over a sign and eventually stops in front of the diner. Arthur runs out.
Arthur: Grandma!
Grandma Thora: Hello.
They hug. Behind them, the clouds clear and a rainbow appears.
The fantasy ends.
Jafar and Maleficent's lab/Lester's House and Alien Collection edit
(Cut to int. of Jafar’s lab. Iago is running on a gear in a bizarre contraption. At the top of the contraption is a storm brewing.)
[explosion]
- Iago: (huffing and puffing) With all due respect, Your Rottennesses, couldn’t we just wait for a real storm?
- Jafar: Save your breath, Iago.
- Maleficent: Go Faster.
- (Jafar places the ring in the contraption.)
- Iago: Yes, O mighty Evil Ones. [panting]
(Iago runs faster. A lightning bolt streaks through the ring, passing into an hourglass below. The sands begin to swirl.)
- Jafar: Part, sands of time. Reveal to us where Pooh and his friends are. Yes! Yes! There they are. They are heading to an old man's house.
The Aliens, Jafar, Iago and Maleficent abduct Buster Baxter, Shaggy and Scooby-Doo edit
- Maleficent: Well, this is a pleasant surprise. We set our trap for that bear and his friends, and lo! We've abducted a rabbit kid, a boy and his dog.
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- Maleficent: Silence! You cooperate with us and you will not be harmed!
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- Alien #1: We'll be released of your questioning and physical examination.
- Shaggy Rogers: Like sorry. But our health plans don't cover physicals.
- Jafar: Nice try, my boy, but you and the rabbit kid and that meddling mutt of yours are about to get a real fright.
- (Scooby touches the switch and gets out of the rolling bed)
- Jafar: What?!
- Maleficent: No!
- (Scooby-Doo then pushes the other where Shaggy is)
- Buster Baxter: (screams)
- Jafar: (to the aliens) Stop them, you fools!
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(They run around in circles while the aliens chased them in hot pursuit. They bump into Jafar as he tries to get Shaggy back but he and Scooby a tug of war who should get Shaggy and then spins around and then Shaggy crashes into the one of the aliens and Iago as he wakes up as sees them)
Groovy Song/We Are One/Meeting Buck and Max edit
- Lester: Just bring us 22 ranch breakfasts, Dottie.
- Dottie: You got it.
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- Shaggy: Not to mention Scooby, Buster and I met an evil sorcerer and his annoying parrot.
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- Pooh: That sounded like Jafar and Iago.
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- Shaggy: And that's not the worst part, we also met an evil witch with a two-horned hat.
- Tennessee Tuxedo: An evil witch with a two-horned hat?!
- Tigger: Gasp. That sounded like Maleficent!
- Winnie the Pooh: Oh my, Jafar and Maleficent? They must be working together!
- Piglet: But how is it possible they are in this world?
- Rabbit: Oh my. It might be possible those aliens Shaggy and Scooby describe them must've found Jafar's lamp.
- Tigger: Oh yeah. He is a genie now.
- Fred: Who are these Jafar and Maleficent you guys are talking about?
- Winnie the Pooh: They were a couple of villains we faced in our past adventures.
- Arthur: You actually faced those villains before?
- Francine: No way!
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- Tigger: And the last time we saw Maleficent was when she turned into a dragon and Prince Phillip stabbed her in the heart.
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- Binky Barnes: You don't say.
- Tigger: Believe me, Binky. We faced those two villains before and they're so horribible.
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- Simba: As you go through life, you'll see There is so much that we Don't understand And the only thing we know Is things don't always go The way we planned But you'll see every day That we'll never turn away When it seems all your dreams come undone We will stand by your side Filled with hope and filled with pride We are more than we are We are one
- Chorus: Family, family We are one Family, family We are one
- D.W.: If there's so much I must be Can I still just be me The way I am? Can I trust in my own heart? Or am I just one part Of some big plan?
- Simba: Even those who are gone Are with us as we go on Your journey has only begun Tears of pain, tears of joy One thing nothing can destroy Is our pride, deep inside We are one
- Chorus: Family, family We are one Family, family We are one
- Simba: We are one, you and I We are like the earth and sky One family under the sun All the wisdom to lead All the courage that you need You will find when you see We are one
- Chorus: (One, one, one) Family, family We are one Family, family We are one
Shaggy and Scooby's date at Scorpion Range/The Gang meets the SALF members/MP officers arrive edit
- Rabbit: And if we find those aliens, then we find Jafar, Iago and Maleficent.
Aliens' Identity/Jafar, Maleficent, Steve, Max, and Lauren's plan edit
- Daphne Blake: You monsters!
- Fred Jones: You won't get away with this!
- Rabbit: You'll pay for the trouble you caused!
- Alien #1: Silence earthlings, you should not have interfered.
- Velma Dinkley: You can give up the hoaxy alien siraid now, Steve!
- Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT!?!?
- Piglet: WHAT!!?!?
- Winnie the Pooh: WHAT!?!?!
- Rabbit: WHAT!?!?!?
- Eeyore: HUH!?!??!
- Simba: What?
- Nala: What?
- Pumbaa: What?
- Timon: What?
- Arthur Read: The Alien's name is Steve?!
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- Maleficent: (to Simba) And you must be the lion that killed Scar.
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- -(Now we goes to Shaggy, Scooby, Crystal, Amber and Buster Baxter in the deeper cave, As they get up)
- Buster Baxter: What happened?
- Crystal: Are you alright, Scooby?
- Scooby-Doo: Uh-huh.
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Villains Attack/Crystal and Amber's Alien Transformation edit
- Laura: Everyone falls for it. Especially your friends.
- Jafar: (laughs) Oh, you should've seen the look on your friends' faces when we gave them a fright on the UFO.
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- Jafar: (to D.W.) I have a question for you, you little brat. How will you stay alive if you don't?!
- Tigger: Hey, no one talks to D.W. like that!
- Simba: Yeah, so leave her alone, Jafar!
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- Maleficent: (to the fake MP's) Fools! Idiots! Imbeciles! (zapping them)
- Fake MP's: (scream in pain as Maleficent was zapping them with her staff)
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- Tennessee Tuxedo: (redubbed in Aladdin's voice) Not so fast, Jafar! I am your new master now. And I have one wish for you.
- Cobra Jafar: What?
- Tennessee Tuxedo: I wish you, Maleficent and your annoying parrot would go back into the lamp.
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- Tennessee Tuxedo: Care to do the honors, Tigger?
- Tigger: With pleasure, Tennessee. (redubbed in Genie's voice) 10,000 years in the cave of wonders oughta chill them out! A One! A Two! And Fire! (blasts the lamp far far away)
Ending edit
- Fred Jones: Ready guys? Hey, you guys okay?
- Shaggy Rogers: We're just completely destroyed. That's all.
- Scooby-Doo: Reah, restroyed.
- Fred Jones: Yeah, I know. But you'll get over it.
- Binky Barnes: Don't worry, there will be another girl.