Editing Pooh's Adventures of One Piece: Stampede/Transcript (section)

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* Fujitora: Gravity Blade, Raging Tiger!
* Roronoa Zoro: 1080 Caliber Phoenix! Ultra Tiger Hunt!
* Wapol: Maaahahahaha! By the time those jerks get back, we’ll be home-free!
(Suddenly Wapol's ship is split in half)
* -What?
* -Who did that?

(Then Zoro sees the Warlord of the Sea, and his rival Hawkeye Mihawk riding on his small boat)

* Roronoa Zoro: Not him too!
* -Who's that?
* -That's Hawkeye Mihawk! A Warlord of the Sea; and the World's strongest swordsman!
* -That's not good.
* Sentomaru: They sent the Warlords to help us? Fine then. Commence attack! Paficistas!
* Perona: Negative Hollow!
* Sentomaru: I’m nothing but a lowly slug.
* Perona: Horohorohoro! Not very cute, are you. Pity.
* Bartolomeo: What was that?
* -What's going on?
* -Somebody just turn half of that Foxy person's ship to stone!
* -Only one person could have done that.
* Boa Hancock: How unsightly. Who put this thing in my path? I’ll just have to remove it.
* Barto Club Pirate Member: It’s really her! Oh boy!
* Bartolomeo: Empress and Warlord of the Sea. Boa Hancock, in the flesh!
* Boa Hancock: I shall do whatever I so please and you shall it all, without objection. Why you ask? Because I’m beautiful, any questions?
* Maynard: This should be easy with your help. Now go bring them down!
* Boa Hancock: Silence! Lead me to Luffy!
* Buggy Pirate: The Warlords are so cool!
* Buggy Pirate: And we got three of them here! I can’t believe it
* Buggy: Are you kidding me? You think I’d stick around for this? Not even if I had nine lives. Later!
* Morgans: Kuwahahaha! Admirals and Warlords?!?! Are you trying to start a war over there, Festa?
* Buena Festa: You’re close but not quite. That’s the Navy for ya. Had a feeling they’d go all out. They sure want that treasure, don’t they?
* Douglas Bullet: Sorry brats, it’s over
* Killer: Look out!
* Douglas Bullet: I’ll grind this lesson into your bones!
* Monkey D. Luffy: You okay?
* Eustass Kid: Killer! You’ll pay.
* Douglas Bullet:This strength can’t be reached, when you're shackled by dependence and those who lack it will surely lose everything. Do you see now? Many will lose before the battle is done. But only one can win at the end. Only one can be King.
(The chest is revealed to be a Enteral Pose with the name Laugh Tale craved at the base)
* Morgans:  (surprised) An Enteral Pose? That leads to Laugh Tale; and this is no hoax?!?! A scoop like this could flip the world upside down, you know.
* Buena Festa: It’s true. The treasure is a guide that leads to Laugh Tale, the island where One Piece rests. There was a shortcut all along, but the idiot Roger buried it in the darkness. It’s the spark that will light the way to a brand new era. A festival of madness burning bright

* Douglas Bullet: Now die.
* Usopp: This fight’s not over yet. Not while I’m here.
* Douglas Bullet: What’s this nonsense? Not only are you weak but stupid as well
* Usopp: My captain is risking his life. I have to return the favor don’t I? This is no time to be a coward!
* Douglas Bullet: All bark and no bite. A yapping dog with a foolish master
* Buena Festa: A festival invites one to abandon restraint; and my festival will plunge the world into a state of madness. We’ll call it a stampede. You won’t wanna miss it.
* Kizaru: Hmmm. Turning into a real mess, I must say.
* Marine: Admiral. I have a report
* Kizaru: Huh. So the treasure was real. Can’t ignore that can we
* Doberman: Let’s show them what were made of!
* Pirate: There’s lots of us. We got this! Go!
* Jango: One...Two...Jango!
* Hina: Kimono Sleeve Cage! Lock!
* Smoker: Forget these guys. Go for Bullet! Help me, Hina.
* Hina: Whoa, what’s that outfit? Is there something I don’t know?
* Tashigi: Smoker! There you are!
* Hina: I need some answers before we go.
* Smoker: Well, for starters, HQ is hiding the truth from us. It has to do with Roger’s lost treasure. From what I’ve seen; depending on what it is, they may do something crazy.
* Hina: I see. You’re acting on your own.
* Pirate: Take this Marine!
* Hina: Can you do your mission please?
* Smoker: I can do both
* Pirate: Out of the way
* Pirate: What is this stuff?
* Smoker: You’re all under arrest. Let’s make this quick! Why are you here?
* Buggy: Watch where you're aiming that, you big dope! Not you guys. Uh--I mean, I’m a Warlord, you can’t treat me like this; We’re on the same side!
* Tashigi: Wait a sec! You saw what was inside that chest, right?
* Smoker: He did?
* Tashigi: You have to tell us what it was; this could be bad.
* Buggy: What?!?! Isn’t it bad enough already!?! Just save yourself and get the HECK out of here!
* Smoker: Stop squirming and spit it out!
* Buggy: I can’t breathe!

* Tashigi: Smoker!
* Buggy: Alright! Alright, Fine! I’ll tell you! It’s an Enteral Pose; An Enteral Pose to Laugh Tale!
* Smoker: It can’t be.
* Marine: Charge! Capture the pirates!
* Fujitora: The course of this battle is changing. Let us postpone our duel for now.
* Roronoa Zoro: Huh?
* Fujitora: (sends a blast far into the sky) Farewell, then. You may consider this a parting gift.
* Roronoa Zoro: Get back here! That doesn’t look good
* Pirate: A meteor!?!
* -You have got to be kidding!
* Marine: Retreat! Retreat!
* Bartolomeo: Mister Zoro, HELP!!!
* Roronoa Zoro: Nine mountains and eight seas make one world. One thousand worlds make one chiliocosm. One chiliocosm to the power of 3 and there’s nothing I can’t cut! 3-Sword Style secret technique! Billion-fold World Trichiliocosm!
* Bartolomeo: WE’RE OK!!! NOT OKAY!!!
* Roronoa Zoro: There’s no time!
* Marines and Pirates: What?!?!
* -Okay, now that guy is just showing off!
* Dracule Mihawk: Anything beyond this is outside of my contract. Let’s go, ghost girl.
* Perona: Since when do I answer to you. And next time you slice up a meteor warn me first. That startled me
* Nico Robin: We better hurry
* Brook: Luffy! Where are you!!!
* Tony Tony Chopper: Usopp! Are you here!!!
* Momonga: Ready! Fire!
* Douglas Bullet: You wanna fight me? Are you sure? Fine. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
* Smoker: Pull out your soldiers and your ships! He’s trying to gather us all in one spot!
* Douglas Bullet: Too late now. Have a taste of my awakened power. I’m been waiting for this.
* Marine: What’s that?
* Douglas Bullet: The awakened power of my Cursed Fruit extends the world itself. There’s nothing I can’t absorb. Nothing that can’t resemble
* Nami: What’s happening?
* Franky: It’s a bunch of purple stuff!
* Dalmatian: He’s absorbing our ships!
* Roronoa Zoro: How are you suppose to fight that thing
* Sentomaru: This keeps getting worse!
* Nami: No, it can’t be. He’s trying to trap us here on the island. Luffy.
* Buena Festa: So, whatcha gonna do now, Navy? Only got one choice, I’d say.
* Douglas Bullet: I’ll crush you
* Marine: The Vice Admirals are down in one shot!
* Pirate: Run away!
* Pirate: It’s gonna drop on us!
* Douglas Bullet: Ultimate Fist!
* Pirate: He’s splitting the island in two!
* Douglas Bullet: 24 years ago, I lost to the Navy and I was imprisoned in Impel Down. I ask myself then, how can I obtain power so overwhelming that I’ll never lose anyone ever again? How can I surpass Gol Roger? How can I become the strongest in the world? Are you here Fleet Admiral? I got the Enteral Pose that’ll lead you straight to One Piece. Come and fight me, just like you did before. See if you can win!
* Rob Lucci: At least the treasure is close.
* Helmepoo: I have no idea what’s going on
* Koby: There must have been hundreds of ships out there; I can’t believe he swallowed nearly all of them with that awakened power of his.
* Hina: That power is a nuisance but his Haki is worse. Every inch of that giant body of his seems to be coated in Armament Haki. Without a good plan, we’re finished.
* Smoker: There has to be something.
* Roronoa Zoro: He made all that with his CURSED Fruit power right?
* Franky: So if Luffy take him out, it will disappear and we can bail.
* Nami: Then we’ll just have to put our faith in him.
* Sentomaru: What now? We’re trapped down here!
* Snail: Bullet still has the Pirate King’s treasure, but we can’t stop him because he swallowed our ships; and got all big; and we don’t know what to do. (screams)
* Kizaru: I can see that for myself. It’s pretty hard to miss.
* Marine: It’s the Fleet Admiral
* Akainu: I see; an awakened power. I didn’t think he grown quite so strong. Listen, Borsalino.
* Kizaru: Huh?
* Akainu: There’s some troublemakers looking to complicate this matter, but evil must be eliminated thoroughly; til nothing but ash remains. If they want it so bad, give ‘em a Buster Call.
* Buena Festa: Marvelous! You really are something, Bullet! I’d bet the rest of my life on you and it was the right choice. That FOOL Roger launched the dawn of the Great Pirate Era. It was the biggest festival the world’s ever seen. It’s not fair. Even Buena Festa had no way to top that. It took time, but now I have a weapon. I can make a whole new era; a better one. I’ll bury Roger’s legacy! This world’s future belongs to me!
* Douglas Bullet: Is that really the best you can do? Come on, Fleet admiral! I know your tougher than this! Give me all you got!
* Morgans: There’s no turning back now. The Buster Call is the symbol of the World Government's absolute power. If Bullet challenges that power and overcomes it, he’ll prove he’s the strongest without a doubt. The whole world will be turned upside down. Now that’s a scoop!
* Buena Festa: Alright, you bunch of underworld scumbags--
* Underworld: Huh?
* Buena Festa: We possess the key to One Piece; an Eternal Pose to lead us to Laugh Tale. So in other words, it’s time for the pirates to die and you along with them!
* Morgans: (shocked) Absurd!
* Buena Festa: Roger is dead; and his era too! The tides has swept across the world grow still. The pirates who command these seas will be buried. The new era, forged in the fires of war, will be my masterpiece! An endless festival, a worldwide stampede of hysteria! You want my treasure? Come and get it! Steal it if you can! Wealth, fame, power, all the world has to offer is right here! I’d promised hysteria, didn’t I? And there you have it. You see this Roger? It’s the end of your dull little era of treasure hunting. I’d kill it. I’d surpassed you. The treasure’s in plain sight. They’ll fight and they’ll bleed in a festival where only the strong survived. That’s my masterpiece; this is my era.
* Brannew: Not only has he invited a full scale battle with the Navy, he’s made a declaration of war on all the world’s pirates. That may sound like suicide, but it seems that their only purpose is to destroy the current world order and plunge everything into chaos. Douglas Bullet is our main target. He was a war orphan, born in the Grand Line milatarious nation,Galzburg. He served as a child soldier and quickly became recognized as a hero. However, his superiors gre fearful of his strength and tried to have him killed. Bullet, enraged by this, retaliated so fiercely, that the entire nation was destroyed. After that, he took to the seas and challenged Gol Roger; apparently, as a means of testing himself. Roger was victorious and eventually Bullet joined his crew, at least for a time. Eventually, the Navy caught up to him. And of then, Admiral Sengoku along with---
* Monkey D. Garp: Betrayed by his superiors, then betrayed by his friends as well. How can he trust anyone. How can he do anything except fight in order to protect his place in the world. But Roger taught him defeat was not the end; that there were other people in this world Bullet could still put his faith in. And so, he became the Demon Hier, supporting the very man that had bested him, though he never gave up on challenging Roger. But then Roger died, Bullet didn’t know what to do. He return to a life of violence and death. Losing his rival and dream in one fell swoop; he became a monster without purpose. Of course, we couldn’t let him run wild; but the only way to stop him, unfortunately was a Buster Call
* Sengoku: We can’t sympathize with him. He’s trying to drag the world into a war. It’s our job to stop that from happening.
* Monkey D. Garp: No, you’re right. But the thought of spilling so much blood a second time, well it doesn’t put a smile on my face. I can’t help but wonder: if Roger could stop him before, could another pirate like him come along and do the same?
* Usopp: Did you see that...Luffy? He ran away. The COWARD….got one good look at me and fled in terror. I’d say he’s not worth it. Let him go for today. Please, Luffy, don’t die. You gotta stand up and fight again. It can’t end here. Our journey isn’t over. You think I’m giving up?! Not a chance! I won’t rest until the day Luffy becomes King of the Pirates!
* Brook: The chill the underworld, Soul Solid
* Tony Tony Chopper:Usopp! Are you ok? That looks bad. I’ll fix you right up.
* Usopp: Forget about me. Treat Luffy. He’s lost a lot of blood back there.
* Tony Tony Chopper: But if I leave you then I
* Usopp: Chopper...please.
* Tony Tony Chopper: Alright then.
* Vinsmoke Sanji: We gotta move Robin; this place isn’t gonna hold
* Nico Robin: Here we go! This is all we need
* Marine 7: Retreat! Everybody pull out right now! Disengage and go! Admiral Kizaru says you got 5 minutes! Get to the remaining ships immediately! Pull out!
* Hina: I need more detail! That doesn’t make any sense.
* Marine 7: I’m sorry mam but we don’t have time to stand here and discuss this! The admiral order a Buster Call!
* Hina: Are you kidding me?!?!
* Marine 7: Admiral Kizaru’s second fleet is on standby at sea and will begin a barrage of cannon fire in 5 minutes!
* Helmpoo: That’s so soon.
* Marine 7: Anyone who stays behind is as good as dead! We still have enough ships to retreat on if we hurry!
* Smoker: He’s lost his mind.
* Marine: Attention! Retreat from here immediately!
* Marine: Retreat! Back to the ships!
* Marine: That’s not nearly enough time!
* Marine: What’s going on?! This is nuts!
* Marine: Don’t push!
* Douglas Bullet: Finally. You decided I’m worthy of your Buster Call. But I won’t lose again. I’ll prove that I’m the only absolute power in this world. And when I’m done, the Four Emperors will die next. Then, I’ll be King!
* Hina: I’m not happy either, but we have to go
* Smoker: Go on without me.
* Tashigi: No way! If you’re staying then I am!
* Koby: I’ll stay too, I can still fight!
* Helmepoo: Me too, I guess.
* Hina: You’re a lost cause
* Tashigi: Hina! Let me go!
* Koby: We can’t just leave him here!
* Tashigi: Smoker, help!
* Smoker: All I gotta do is steal Roger’s treasure from Bullet. I’m not gonna our own men get caught in the crossfire. I’ll put an end to this stupid operation before that. Alright, you flithy pirate, it’s time to put an end to your filthy party!
* Sabo: Heat Haste! I agree that Bullet needs to be taken care of, Marine. But there’s no way you can pull that off on your own.
* Smoker: Revolutionaries are here too? If I recall, you’re Straw Hat’s friend.
* Sabo: Older brother, actually. I know he can be quite a handful, but take it easy on the kid.
* Smoker: First you get out of my way!
* Sentomaru: Let’s hurry!
* Marine: Pull out! To the ships!
* Franky: Look at that. The Navy’s freaking out down there.
* Bartolomeo: Miss Nami! Let us help! What’s next?
* Nami: We can’t make our move until Luffy gets back here. For now, just keep the faith and see if anyone else needs you!
* Bartolomeo: You are such a boss, Miss Nami!
* Nami: Praise me, later! Just go!
* Bartolomeo: Yes mam!
* Boa Hancock: Where are you Luffy? There has to be some sort of clue. (notices something red in the ground) It’s his red shirt. Luffy are you in there? I’ll rescue you. Be brave! (pulls it out but it was Pooh Bear) Huh?
* Winnie the Pooh: Huh?
* Boa Hancock: Pooh Bear? What are you doing here? And where is my Luffy?
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* (Hancock pulls again but this red item was the red nose of Buggy)
* Boa Hancock: Huh?
* Buggy: Huh?
* Boa Hancock: (kicks him) Don’t me, you cur!