Editing Pooh's Adventures of Oliver & Company/Transcript (section)

== Sykes threatening Fagin/Roscoe and Desoto threatening the heroes ==
(At the Docks, Fagin approaches Sykes, who still has his car lights on)

Fagin: (stammering nervously) Mr. Sykes. I, uh...

(The camera moves around Sykes' impressive Cadillac. Instead of the Cadillac logo, his hood ornament contains both of his Dobermans and the headlights turn off like a set of visors)

Fagin: He's gonna kill me.

(He sidesteps towards Sykes' driver's window to meet up with his boss, who slides his window open to look at him)

Fagin: Oh. (chuckles) Hello. Oh, lovely evening. I was just saying this to your two lovely, purebred Dobermans.

Sykes: (sticks his hand out) The money, Fagin.

Fagin: (hands him the loot) Actually, I've got something much better than money. Some luxury items that should make a considerable dent in my debt to you. (takes interest in the wax treatment on his boss' car) Oh, my! You waxed your car, didn't you? Did they use a buffer on it, because I can see myself.

Sykes: (disappointed) Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. I don't want your garbage, Fagin!

(He dumps Fagin's loot into the harbor below)

Fagin: (desperate) Oh, please, Sykes. Oh, please. Oh, please.

Sykes: I don't think you grasp... the severity of the situation.

Fagin: Oh, no! Oh, no, no (grabs onto a rear-view mirror) I did grasp it. This is how I grasp. Look.

(The mirror breaks off and falls into the harbor)

Fagin: Accident. Accident! Ooh-hoo-hoo!

Sykes: (grabs Fagin into his car window, angrily) Mr. Fagin!

Fagin: Sorry.

Sykes: Now, I lent you money and I don't see it. Do you know what happens when I don't see my money, Fagin? People get hurt. People like you get hurt.

Fagin: (gasps)

Sykes: (uses a window button to choke Fagin) Do I make myself... CLEAR?!

Fagin: (wheezing) Clear! Perfectly clear!

(We cut back to Roscoe and Desoto bullying the dogs and the heroes)

Roscoe: You know, Rita, I can't figure out why you'd rather hang around a dump like this when you could be living uptown with a class act like myself. (brings his chin to Rita's face)

Francis: Isn't that rather dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in a single sentence?

Tito: (laughs) Hey, Frankie, get down brother! (high-fives him) You bad, man.

Roscoe: (angrily) Hey, you got something to say to me, fat boy?

(Francis gets scared when Roscoe threatens him)

Timon: Why I oughta let me at him! Let me at him! (to Pumbaa) Here, hold me back.

Pumbaa: Okay.

Timon: Let me at him! Let me at him!

Pumbaa: Okay!

Timon: I think you're missing the basic point here.

Tito: Come on, man! You guys don't scare me! (gets held back by Einstein) Come on! I'll kill you both, man! Come on, let me at 'em! I'll kill 'em!

(DeSoto continues sniffing)

Roscoe: (tauntingly) Go ahead. Let him go.

Einstein: Why don't you pick on someone your own size?

Roscoe: Like you, old man?

Scooby-Doo: Lay off my cousin!

???: (steps forward, in Kirby's voice) Why don't you just back off!

Roscoe: (in Air Conditioner's voice) Hey, I'm real scared there, ??? What are you gonna do? ??? me to death?

???: Hmph! (backs up)

Dodger: Hey, Roscoe. Roscoe, is this us losing our sense of humor?

Roscoe: Nah. I ain't lost my sense of humor. (kicks the television) See? I find that funny. (chuckles)

???: You just kicked someone else's TV, which is NOT funny!

(Outside, Fagin is still begging Sykes)

Fagin: Oh, please. (crying) Please. Oh, please!

Sykes: Three sunrises. Three sunsets. Three days, Fagin.

Fagin: Three sunrises. Three sunsets. Three days. Three, three, three. (multiples 3 by 3 with his fingers) That's nine. Nine?

Sykes: No, Fagin. Three.

Fagin: Three?! Oh, you mean, just three days? Oh, my goodness! (sobbing) Oh, I'm having a bad day!

(Sykes blares his horn, sending a panicked Fagin falling into the Hudson River with a splash. Inside, Roscoe heard his master’s car horn)

DeSoto: Hey, hey, Roscoe, fellas. (pulls Oliver out a newspaper strip) Look what I found.

Roscoe: Forget it, DeSoto. We gotta go.

DeSoto: (ignoring Roscoe) I like cats. I like to eat 'em.

(Oliver scratches DeSoto on his nose with his claws making him rear up in pain and knock over a washing line)

DeSoto: (growls in pain)

(Roscoe rushes to his friend's aid and corners Oliver with DeSoto, both growling. Dodger blocks Oliver's way)

Roscoe: (menacingly) Get out of my way, Dodger!

Dodger: (furiously) That's enough, Roscoe!

(The other dogs, Pooh Bear, Ash, and the others also block Oliver in defense)

Rabbit: Don't even lay a paw on the kitten!

(Scooby growls at the Dobermans angrily)

Pikachu: (sparks fly from his cheeks) PIKA PIKA!!!

Roscoe: What have we here? A little yellow rodent! 

Ash Ketchum: Hey! Stay away from my Pikachu! 

Tigger: Yeah, Brunos! And stay away from the kitten as well! 

Scrappy-Doo: You two dogs are messing with the wrong group! 

DeSoto: (sees Togepi) And what is this, a little egg creature?  

(Pikachu jumps in front of DeSoto to protect Togepi) 

Misty: And don't you dare threaten my little Togepi!!! 

(The car horn honks) 

Rita: Run along, Roscoe. Your master's calling. 

Cera: Yeah, you guys take a hike before things get ugly. 

(The car horn honks again and the Dobermans leave.) 

Roscoe: Come on, Desoto. We ain't finished, Dodger. You guys are gonna pay for this, starting with that cat and your friends. 

(Roscoe's threat scared Oliver, Pooh Bear, and his friends as he and Desoto leave) 

Tito: (yelling after Roscoe and Desoto) Oh, yeah?! You guys don't scare me! Come on back and say it to me face! Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! Yeah, those creeps will think twice before hassling us, man. (chuckles) 

Petrie: Oh, me don't like those dogs. (chuckles)  

Dodger: (to Oliver) All right, kid. What'd I tell you guys? OId Dodge can really pick 'em, huh?  

(Oliver went for a high paw but Dodger pulls it back as a move)