Editing Pooh's Adventures of Oliver & Company/Transcript (section)

== Perfect Isn't Easy/Oliver meets Georgette ==
Winston: Now, really, Jenny. We can't just take in a stray off the street.

Jenny: But look at the poor thing, Winston, he's half starved.

(Dodger and Tito make it to the front steps, but Dodger holds Tito back to avoid being caught. Inside)

Winston: (grunting) Ah. I know you're growing attached to the little fellow, but do try to understand. Your parents left me responsible for you. (he takes off his sport coat)

Jenny Foxworth: They won't mind. Really. (to Oliver) Don't worry, kitty. I'll take care of you.

(As she walks into the kitchen, Winston goes up the stairs)

Winston: Georgette is not going to like this.

(He pokes his head into a room)

Winston: Rise and shine, Georgette. (flicks a switch) Your public awaits.

(A curtain rises around a pillar, decorated with poodle statues and a staircase that leads to Georgette's revolving bed, revealing a poodle)

Georgette: (yawns)

(Georgette gets out of bed in her bedrobe and crawls down the stairs to her bedroom mirror, which lights up automatically. She gasps at the bags in her eyes and the curlers in her hair)

Georgette: (gasps) (singing) Girl, we've got work to do

(She dabs her paw in eyeshadow paint and puts it on her left eyelid)

Pass me the paint and glue

Perfect isn't easy

(She shakes her hair which throws off the curlers and retracts to its groomed formation with a pink bow on her head)

But... it's... me 

When one knows the world is watching

One does what one must

(Georgette dabs her ears in powder and pats the powder around her head, to which the powder turns into a heart-shaped cloud, followed by smaller ones, as Georgette massages her blue fur coating)

Some minor adjustments, darling

Not for my vanity,

But for humanity,

(Georgette walks away from the mirror and poses in front of the fireplace)

Each little step, a pose

See how the breeding shows, ugh!

(One of her trophies is then shown, as Georgette does another pose)

Sometimes it's too much for even me!

(She then flops down on her pillow surrounded by pictures of her fans, two of them being Professor Ratigan from "The Great Mouse Detective" and Scooby-Doo, and a large, massive portrait of herself hanging on the wall)

But when all the world says “Yes”,

Then who am I to say “no”?

(Georgette kisses one of the pictures and throws it away)

Don’t ask a mutt to strut like a showgirl,

No, girl, ya need a pro!

(She struts and then bounces off her pillow, sliding behind a curtain, and shows off her face. A flock of bluebirds flutter around the window that Georgette bursts open)

Not a flea or a flaw!

Take a peek at that paw!

(The birds make a formation around her head and break away individually)

La-de-da-da

Perfection becomes me, ne c'est pas?

(The birds fly to her closet, bringing her a leopard-skin dress, a pink scarf, and a green spring hat, while Georgette goes behind a scrim)

Unrivalled, unruffled, I'm beauty unleashed! 

Yeah!

(She shows off from behind the scrim, while the birds literally drop their beaks and go heart-throbbing over Georgette)

Jaws drop

Hearts stop

So classic and classy

We're not talkin' Lassie!

(The birds then fly to the curtains and pull them up, and Georgette busts out in her dress. Her pink scarf unfurls with the wind)

And... Aaaahh!

(Her aria attracts a squirrel, a dog who has chased a cat up a tree, and the rest of the neighborhood dogs to her backyard)

Aaaahh!

Oooooh!

Oooooh!

Dogs: (howling)

(One of the birds grabs a flower for Georgette, and another grabs the squirrel's tail as a shawl. The squirrel then grabs his tail and motions for the bird to back off)

Georgette: (barks)

(A small dog climbs on a pyramid of dogs and looks at Georgette)

Though many covet my bone and bowl

They're barkin' up the wrong tree

(Georgette struts along the balcony, as a flower comes loose.)

You pretty pups all over the city

(The small dog jumps off the first dog on the pyramid, catches the loose flower in his teeth, and lands back on the backyard, knocking over the pyramid)

I have your hearts, and you have my pity

(Georgette leaps back inside her bedroom and in front of the door, followed by the birds)

Pretty is nice, but still it's just pretty!

(Georgette and the birds back up single file, as she heads down the stairs.)

Perfect, my dears... is me! 

(The birds catch up with her and do a kick-line formation, as Georgette side-steps down the stairs. The camera pulls away from the group and focuses on the foyer and glass chandelier, until it zooms in on Georgette's face, as the birds fly off)

Georgette: Ugh!

(Song ends)

(The scene changes to the kitchen where Oliver gets a drop of cookie batter on his nose)

Jenny Foxworth: Wait 'til you taste this. It's a secret recipe I just invented.

Winston: What on Earth…?

(He notices the mess Jenny has made as she set a handful of bowls on the counter)

Winston: My goodness! Jenny! Don’t you think a tin of kitty chow would have sufficed?

Jenny Foxworth: Nonsense. He'll love this.

Winston: Now, young lady, I really think we should have waited until your parents…

(He steps on an egg, cracking it and gritting his teeth)

Winston: Ew!

(He wipes off the yolk with a cloth as the phone rings)

Winston: Oh, bother!

Jenny Foxworth: (putting on a French accent) And for ze kitty, the house specialty. Ouefs a la Jenny avec Cocoa Krispies. Mmm.

Winston: (offscreen) Jenny, it’s your parents!

Jenny Foxworth: Yeah! Wait 'til I tell 'em!

Winston: (to Jenny's father on the phone) Oh, yes, sir. I do assure you everything is absolutely hunky... (notices Georgette walking up) Georgette, I wouldn't go in there if I were you. (to Mr. Foxworth) Uh, everything's fine here.

Jenny Foxworth: They're gonna be so excited.

Winston: Here she is now.

(In the kitchen)

Georgette: (gasps) (whispers) A cat. What is the meaning of this? Bark, bark! Winston! Bark, bark, bark! (seething) I guess I’ll have to handle this myself.

(She goes over to Oliver)

Georgette: Hello.

Oliver: Hello.

Georgette: I, um, hope you won't think me rude, but do you happen to know… out of whose bowl you're eating?

Oliver: Yours?

Georgette: Oooh. Aren’t you a clever kitty?

Georgette: And do you have any idea whose home this is?

Oliver: I... thought it was Jenny's.

Georgette: Well, it may be Jenny’s house, but everything from the doorknobs down IS MINE!

Jenny: Oh, Georgette. I see you've met Oliver. Isn't he cute? I've got great news. Mom and Dad just said I could keep him.

Jenny: I'm sure you two are gonna be the best of friends.

Georgette: (chuckles wickedly)