Editing Pooh's Adventures of Noelle/Transcript (section)

===The Epliouge===

Look, Santa's back!

Turns out, I didn't have to worry.

Santa Noelle!

Merry Christmas, Santa Noelle!

Well, guess who came to town!

- Namaste, sis.

- Um, Namaste.

Congratulations, Santa.

Now that I was the 24th Kringle

to wear the red hat,

I had a couple small changes

I wanted to make.

We opened the first yoga studio

in the Pole.

Sorry.

I made Polly the first female elder elf.

Hey! Get out of my garden, now! Go!

Which I slightly regret.

These are high-intensity

infrared Santa goggles

which allow you to detect any lasers

between you and a tree.

Very impressive. Have we come up with

anything to deal with big, mean dogs?

Just this bone.

Okay. Keep working.

And as for me,

I mean, I'm Santa. It's great!

- Keep it coming.

- Thanks, Santa.

Thank you very much.

Okay, a letter from

Jake and Alex, everybody.

Alex is into music now,

so a slow cooker is out

and drum kit is in.

And throw in a pair of noise-cancelling

headphones for dad. Great.

When I was a little girl,

Christmas Eve was always

the best night of the year.

But this time, it was better than ever.

Because instead of getting the presents,

I was giving them.

(We cut to the Griffin one last time)
*'''Peter Griffin:''' And that is the story of Pooh's very first Christmas mission.
*'''Chris Griffin:''' That was awesome, Dad.
*'''Peter Griffin:''' Oh my gosh! I just realized that's the same story as Pooh's very first adventure during Christmas with Belle and Adam, which he was a Beast before!
*'''Lois Griffin:''' That's a wonderful story Peter, about a special Santa who she was not, did the rightful thing to others then herselves to begin with.
(Then, a knocking on the door, as Peter answer it, which it was pregnant woman and her husband are freezing from the cold)

* '''Peter Griffin:''' Yes, can I help you?
* '''Man:''' Hi. We're from out of town and our car just broke down! My wife's in labor. Can we use your phone?
* '''Peter Griffin:''' What?! No!
* '''Lois Griffin:''' [Off-screen] Peter, who is it?
* '''Peter Griffin:''' Couple of stupid scumbags working some scam, saying how they want to use our phone.
* '''Lois Griffin:''' What?! Do they want all the present under the tree, too?! Get rid of 'em!
* '''Stewie Griffin:''' They've not gonna do that, are they?
* '''Meg Griffin:''' Dad, shut the door, it's freezing!
* '''Woman:''' Please, you've gotta help us!
* '''Peter Griffin:''' You're lucky it's christmas or I'd call the cops on you dirty girifters! Now you and your chick wife get out of here! [Slams the door]
* '''Lois Griffin:''' Peter, you handled that perfectly.
* '''Peter Griffin:''' Merry Christmas, Lois.

(Peter and Lois were about to kiss until....)

* '''Man:''' Please! We're begging you!
* '''Peter Griffin:''' [walks away] I'm getting the baseball bat. 


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