Editing Pooh's Adventures of James and the Giant Peach/Transcript (section)

==James and the heroes meet the giant insects in the peach/That's the Life for Me/Bumpy Ride==

(As James is inside the giant peach, his realistic human turns into a cartoon as he hears noises coming from inside of the peach)

Female voice: Ere, now. Where do you think you're going, Yank?

Male voice 1: I'm going stir crazy. I gotta take a look around. Plan our escape from Spiker and Sponge.

Male voice 2: Escape? To where? We'll all be squashed, swatted, smooshed!

Pooh Bear: Shh. Do you all hear that?

Piglet: What was that?

Ash Ketchum: It sounds like someone's down there.

Simba: I think it's more like something is down there, Ash.

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[Misty shrieks in terror]

Misty: Giant bugs in the peach!

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'''Mr. Centipede:''' Oh yeah, well listen to this. (Armpit farts the charge song and yells in the megaphone...) Let's get out of here!

'''James:''' You mean leave the hill? I can't, the Rhino will get me.

'''Earthworm:''' Rhino?! (he hides underneath the glove)

Mr. Grasshopper:(see's Misty hiding) Are you all right, miss?

(Misty recoils in fear)

Ash Ketchum: Sorry about Misty, Mr. Grasshopper. She's really scared.

Mr. Grasshopper: Calm yourself, Misty. We bugs mean you no harm.

Mr. Centipede: Yeah, take it easy, little lady. We're not gonna bite.

Misty: You're not?

Mrs Ladybug: Of course not, dearie. We're harmless bugs.

Misty: I guess I'll have to go with the flow.

Mr. Earthworm: Yes, promise us you'll never squish us? 

Miss Spider: And, we promise not to hurt you as long as you treat us kindly.

Misty: (sighs) All right. I promise.

'''Mr. Grasshopper''': (to James) I say, dear boy. I've lived on this miserable hill for decades. There are no rhinoceri here.

'''Mr. Centipede''': Except for Sponge. She's twice as big as a rhino, eh kid? (He and James laughs)

Misty: Yeah, you're right. Sponge is as big as a rhino. (Laughs) 

'''Miss Spider''': And twice as dangerous. My life hangs by a thread everyday. 

Mrs. Ladybug: I've had to send all 300 of me children to safer passages. 

Mr. Earthworm: (comes out of the glove) Huh! You think hiding in solid rock is fun?

James: I can't even remember what fun is.

Mr. Centipede: Well that's just 'cause you've been stuck here too long. Listen to me kid. I know a place that'll refresh your memory. 

(Singing) 
<poem>
Bright lights. Big city. That's where gotta go. 
Where the food is great and the bugs are so pretty  
I'd like to get my arms around a hundred or so.
I'd hug 'em, squeeze 'em hold 'em tight.
Sleep all, day dance all night. 
I want the bright lights and the big city
That's the life for me, yeah

That's the life for...

Miss Sipder: You little maggot 
Have you never seen the moon
Gliding 'cross the western sky
A dead oak tree by the waterside
putrid vapors rising 


</poem>   
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'''Aunt Sponge''': Where are you hiding, boy?

'''Misty''': Oh, no.

'''Rabbit''': Not them.

'''Mr. Centipede''': Hup! Time to go make a pest of myself. Heh, heh! (climbs up)

'''Aunt Sponge''': Look at this place. It's still filthy.

'''Aunt Spiker''': Where are you, you detestable worm?

'''Earthworm''': Ahh!

'''James''': Not you! Me!

'''Aunt Sponge''': You better not be near our peach!

'''Mrs. Ladybug''': Oh, please! Don't let them spray us!

'''Earthworm''': Spray us? They'll see the Yank up there and come after us with a shovel. It happened to my brother.

'''James''': How awful.

'''Earthworm''': Split him right down the middle. Now I have two half-brothers.

'''Mr. Grasshopper''': Shh! They'll hear us.

'''Ash Ketchum''': Yeah. You heard Mr. Grasshopper, everyone. Keep it down.

(Mr. Centipede climbs out of the peach)

'''Aunt Spiker''': Yoo-hoo! Where are you, boy?

'''Aunt Sponge''': I think I hear a rhino out here!

'''Mr. Centipede''': Ahh! This'll be a snap.

'''Aunt Spiker''': (hears a crunching noise) Shh! I really do hear something.

(The crunching noise is coming from Mr. Centipede, who is gnawing the giant peach's stem off the tree branch)

'''Mr. Centipede:''' (whispers) Timber!

(The peach begins to lost balance)

'''James:''' What's that?

'''Mr. Centipede:''' Fast and your seat belts kids!

'''Aunt Sponge and Aunt Spiker''': (screams) The car!!

'''James''': We're turning!

'''Ash Ketchum''': What's going on?

'''Mr. Earthworm''': What have you done?

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