Pooh's Adventures of Hercules/Transcript

This is the transcript for the remake of Pooh's Adventures of Hercules.

Prologue: Zordon's warns Pooh and Pals about the Titans

(The film begans in the 100 Acre Wood. Where Pooh and his friends are eating a feast of fresh honey and bread)

• Piglet: Uh, you know Pooh, I was thinking...
• Winnie the Pooh: That's a very good habit, Piglet.
• Piglet: (giggles) No. I was thinking about our next big adventure. Umm, I wonder what's it gonna be this time.
• Rabbit: Patience, Piglet. We'll know soon enough.
• Eeyore: It figures.
• Tigger: Yeah, after our quest to the Great Valley. We can use some rest. So, try not to worry.
• Piglet: Okay.

(Suddenly something hit Rabbit on his butt, offscreen.)

• Rabbit: OW!
• Tigger: What was that?
• Rabbit: It's for us.
• Piglet: Oh, there's a note.
• Tigger: Oh, well, it says, uh... It's easy. It says... Anybody could... uh... Oh! (Shouting) CHRISTOPHER ROBIN!
• Christopher Robin: Yes?
• Piglet: Um, w-would you read this to us?
• Christopher Robin: It's from Mewtwo! And it says, that you guys are needed at the Command Center and it's urgent.
• Rabbit: Urgent?
• Piglet: What's so urgent that we're needed at the Command Center?
• Christopher Robin: It also says that Zordon had vision about Greece being under attack.
• Tigger: Attack? From what?
• Rabbit: Well, if it's that urgent. We must go there at once.
• Winnie the Pooh: Sorry, Christopher Robin, I wish we could stay longer.
• Tigger: But you know what they say. Duty calls.
• Christopher Robin: Alright. Be careful.

(Pooh and Pals opens the door went through a hole between Time and Space opens as Pooh and Pals lands at the Command Center)

• Rabbit: Do we have to have a rough landing all the time?
• Eeyore: I'm not so sure.
• Alpha 5: Thank goodness you're here.
• Piglet: We got here as soon as Mewtwo send us a message Alpha.
• Winnie the Pooh: Is there a reason, why we are summoned after our quest to find the Great Valley?
• Alpha 5: Yes, Zordon has something to tell you.
• Zordon: Pooh and Pals, the reason I summoned you I had a vision of something will happen in the future.
• Rabbit: A vision?
• Winnie the Pooh: What exactly is this vision you had Zordon?
• Zordon: Many eons ago, the monstrous band known as the Titans, ruled Greece with a reign of unparalleled terror. They cause mayhem and destruction wherever they went, Chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept
• Winnie the Pooh: Oh my.
• Tigger: What happen to them?
• Zordon: An old friend of mine the King of all the Gods named Zeus used all his power to unleash a mighty thunderbolt that would imprison them beneath the seas of Tartarus where they would remain until the next planetary alignment. But now I feared that Titans will escape in 18 years. You must go to Mount Olympus and warned Zeus about the Titans' escape plan.
• Alpha 5: We also received an invitation at a party at Mount Olympus since he has gained a son named Hercules. Wish we could go but...
• Eeyore: Yes, we know.
• Rabbit: And looks like we had to go in your place because you're still stuck in a time warp.
• Zordon: That is correct, Rabbit.
• Tigger: A party? (laughs) Oh boy, a party! Tiggers love parties!
• Winnie the Pooh: But shouldn't Mewtwo and The Good Fairy be coming with us?
• Zordon: Unfortunately, they are off training on their own since the Good Fairy invited him to Master Yen Sid's tower.
• Piglet: I understand.
• Rabbit: Oh well, we're on your own.
• Winnie the Pooh: I was afraid you say that.
• Tigger: Now just remember Pooh Boy we did survive our adventures before Mewtwo and the Good Fairy joined us. So no need to get all sad about. Besides I'm sure we'll invite them to Mount Olympus another time.
• Rabbit: For once you're right Tigger. There's always invite if they're not too busy.
• Tigger: So, Alpha, think you can teleport us to Mount Olympus so we can find that Zeus fella.
• Alpha 5: Yes, Tigger, I'm already working on it.
• Zordon: Be sure to give my regards to Zeus. The titans must not be allow to escape.
• Piglet: We will.
• Winnie the Pooh: Don't worry Zordon. We will let Zeus know about your vision or my name isn't Winnie the Pooh. Which it is.
• Alpha: 5: Aye-yi-yi. Good luck, my friends.
• Piglet: Thanks, Alpha.
• Zordon: Good Luck. And May the Power Protect You.
• Rabbit: Ready, Forward, March!

(Pooh and Pals teleports away)

• Alpha 5: Aye-yi-yi. Do you think they can defeat the Titans?
• Zordon: Yes, Alpha. They will begin their training to become true heroes of Greece and the world with Hercules in the future.
• Alpha 5: I just hope the prophecy will come true.

Beginning/The Gospel Truth/Arrived at Mount Olympus/Meeting Zeus and Hades

[The camera opens in on a museum hallway featuring Greek statues and vases.]

• Narrator: Long ago, in the faraway land of ancient Greece, there was a golden age of powerful gods and extraordinary heroes. And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty Hercules. [A Greek vase is shown with a picture of Hercules fighting a monster. Vase zooms in slowly] But what is the measure of a true hero? Ah, that is what our story is-
• Thalia: Will you listen to him? He's makin' the story sound like some greek tragedy.
• Terpsichore: Lighten up, dude.
• Calliope: We'll take it from here, darling.
• Narrator: You go, girl.
• Calliope: We are the Muses. Goddess of the arts and proclaimers of the heroes.
• Terpsichore: Heroes like Hercules!
• Thalia: Honey, you mean "hunk-ules". Ooh, I'd like to make some sweet music with him-

[Muses start humming]

• Calliope: Our story actually begins long before Hercules, many eons ago..

[scene changes colors and the Muses start walking and singing]

Back when the world was new,

The planet Earth was down on its luck.

And everywhere gigantic brutes,

Called Titans ran amok!

It was a nasty place!

There was a mess wherever you stepped.

Where chaos reigned and earthquakes,

and volcanoes never slept!

And then along came Zeus!

He hurled his thunderbolt,

He zapped!

Locked those suckers in a vault!

They're trapped!

And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks.

And that's the gospel truth!

The guy was too type A to just relax.

And that's the world's first dish.

Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth.

Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble-

That's the gospel truth!

On Mount Olympus life was neat

and smooth as sweet vermouth.

Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble-

That's the gospel truth!

[schematic picture of Olympus zooms in and turns into a real one. While the Muses still repeat their "ah's and yeah's", camera moves up the mountain slope. While it does, the movie title, POOH'S ADVENTURES OF HERCULES, is shown. Then camera goes inside, passes various chattering gods and finds baby Hercules]

• Zeus: So, you must be the Chosen Ones. Pooh and Pals. You finally made it. How are things with your mentor?