Editing Pooh's Adventures of Godzilla vs. Kong/Transcript (section)

==Meet Bernie/Pooh and the Gang Sneak Into Apex/Godzilla Attacks Apex==
(A view fades up on an audio file on a monitor.)
*'''Bernie Hayes:''' Hello, loyal listeners. Welcome to TTP, Titan Truth Podcast. Episode number 245. Today is the day. Maybe the last podcast I ever record. And look, I know I said that last week and maybe the week before and a few other times. But, look, this is the point. After five years of deep cover at Apex Cybernetics, I'm finally taking my shot. Something bad is going on here. I don't know what it is, but I’m about to walk in and download hard evidence and expose a vast corporate conspiracy. Yeah, you can call me a whistleblower, but I ain't just whistling. I mean, this is more than a leak. It's a flood. And believe me, this flood is gonna wash away all of Apex's lies. You can believe that.

(A text reading "Apex Cybernetics, Pensacola, Florida" appears as the whistleblower gets down from his vehicle walking to the gate of a factory facility called "Apex Cybernetics." Meanwhile, on the other side of the factory, a hole was being dug by some unseen diggers right next to a fence that kept trespassers out of the facility's grounds.)

*'''Ed:''' Dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole.

(The diggers turn out to be none other than Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, Eeyore, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Ed, Double D, and Eddy.)

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*'''Double D:''' According to my calculations, we are directly under the facility's plants.
*'''Eddy:''' You heard him, Ed. Go, baby, go!
*'''Ed:''' Dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole. (He breaks the surface and comes out inside one of the plants as the gang follows cautiously looking around to see if the coast is clear.)

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*'''Eddy:''' There! Look. (He points straight to an air duct)
*'''Double D:''' An air duct vent? Do you know what bacteria adhere to...

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(While everyone's backs are turned. Eddy wiggles his way into the air duct vents)

*'''Eddy:''' Yee-haw!

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*'''Eddy:''' WOOHOOHOOHOO!!! (As Eddy falls, his skin peels off like puzzle pieces)

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(The gang sees a security guard coming. But as the guard passes through, the team is shown to be hiding in a drinking fountain. They pop out and hit the wall, Piglet just jumped.)

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(We cut to a promo on a TV)
*'''Walter Simmons:''' (on TV) When we started Apex Cybernetics, we dreamt of new ways to push past the limits of human potential. Robotics, the human mind, artificial intelligence. Who knows what brave new future we'll dream of next? (A clip of smiling kids waving is shown as the promo cuts to Walter Simmons presenting himself) I'm Walter Simmons, and it is my privilege to lead Apex into humanity's bold new era. We're not going anywhere. And neither are you.

(The camera pans out to see the whistleblower entering a locker room as he opens his locker and reaches in and takes out a thumb drive)
*'''Bernie Hayes:''' There you are baby.

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(At a storage facility catwalk a staffer wheels a canister near another. In a booth a guy named Horace reaches for an apple on his work station and takes a bite of it)
*'''Bernie Hayes:''' No, don't eat that! It's incredibly unhealthy.
(Horace turns to see the whistleblower)
*'''Bernie Hayes:''' It's just all the GMOs. Growing a second head could be useful. You have to let me know. Because me, myself? I can barely handle the one I got. (chuckles)
*'''Horace:''' Bernie, you’re not supposed to be in here.
*'''Bernie Hayes:''' (leaning next to Horace) You ever wonder what we’re really doing here? I mean, really doing here.
*'''Horace:''' Why are you here? This isn't Engineering.
*'''Bernie Hayes:''' Because, you know, I had to wait because they're rendering these new specs, which is gonna take over, uh...That's calculator mode. (Bernie looks at Horace's wrist watch) ...over one hour, maybe even more. So my foreman told me to just take a walk and make some new friends.
*'''Horace:''' Oh.
*'''Bernie Hayes:''' Oh! Now that we're new friends, I can share something with you, right? I know it's in here somewhere. (Bernie brings out a small bottle of hand sanitizer and places it in Horace's hand) This is hand sanitizer that I made from my own garden. It's really amazing. (Bernie hands Horace a bandage) Don't know if I used that or not. (Bernie exclaims as he hands Horace a small component) Yes. This. Check this out. That right there is radio mesh networking with a voice-record subprocessor. Guess from where. Come on.
*'''Horace:''' I don't care.
*'''Bernie Hayes:''' A toaster! (chuckles) It's from a toaster. Look at this thing.
*'''Horace:''' I have to go to the bathroom.
*'''Bernie Hayes:''' Is it one or two? Cause if it's two, it's probably from these apples. Hey, you wanna use the hand sanitizer that I made?
*'''Horace:''' I'm good.
*'''Bernie Hayes:''' Okay, I'll just stay here. (He watches Horace walk away)
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(Suddenly Madison's voice comes through the radio all garbled)
*'''Madison Russell:'''  (through the radio) ...there... Guys... guys, do you hear me...
*'''SpongeBob SquarePants:''' (SpongeBob answers the radio) Say again, Maddie?
*'''Madison Russell:''' (through the radio) Godzilla is coming!
*'''Everyone:''' WHAT?
*'''Madison Russell:''' (through the radio) He's heading for the facility that you're at!
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(Meanwhile, Bernie jogs down a corridor with piping)
*'''Automated Voice:''' Evacuate.
(Bernie is then jogging up a flight of stairs)
*'''Bernie Hayes:''' (panting) One level at a time, okay.
(Bernie then runs into two security guards who spot him)
*'''Bernie Hayes:''' No. (He tries to go the other way)
*'''Guard #1:''' Hey, you! (Bernie freezes and turns toward the guards)
*'''Bernie Hayes:''' You know what? The fact that you’re talking about clearance tags right now in a time of crisis is incredibly unprofessional. We should be talking about evacuation. (The guards draw their weapons at Bernie) Yo! Okay!
(Then the whole room trembles, startling Bernie and the guards as they look up to the ceiling when suddenly...... BOOM! Godzilla's roar is heard as his atomic breath tears through the wall killing the guards. The whole hall is now covered in dust and flames as well as sparkling wires. The smoke clears to reveal Bernie lying on his side on a bed of concrete rubble)
*'''Bernie Hayes:''' (coughs and grunts) Oh, my God.
(Facing a gaping hole touring the wall, Bernie pears over at a large spiracle object resting on a stand with an oculist in the centre)
*'''Bernie Hayes:''' Oh, no. What the heck is that?

(An eerie red light pulses from behind the oculist which resembles the circle in the schematics. A view from the destroyed wall shows Godzilla who's sustained blast of atomic energy sweeps Apex staffers away like playthings. Meanwhile, in a collapsing building Pooh and the gang, all being carried by Ed, run for an opening gap)
*'''Eddy:''' Faster, Ed!
(The gang manages to escape the collapsing building as Godzilla keeps up on his attacks before rearing his head up and roaring in triumph while looming over a rising wall of flame.

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*'''Eddy:''' THAT WAS A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME!

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