Editing Pooh's Adventures of Dinosaur/Transcript (section)

==Opening==
We pan across live-action houses.
*'''Narrator:''' It's time for another Pooh's Adventures special! But it's not an ordinary special, (we cut to outside Patchy's house) because today we go to Encino, California, as it was… 
Lightning flashes and the houses are replaced by caves. It's smoggy, there are loads of plants and trees, and a volcano in the distance.

* '''Narrator:''' …100 million years ago! So prepare yourself for… 

Cut to a screen reading "Pooh Bear's B.C. Adventure".

* '''Narrator:''' Pooh Bear's B.C. Adventure! (stone text drops reading: 'Before Comedy') Before Comedy. 

Cut to a still frame of Patchy and Potty. 

* '''Narrator:''' With your host, Patchy the Pirate!

The audience cheers and applauds as the camera zoom inside the stone house. Inside are all the creature comforts of a normal home, but de-modernized. Patchy, in leopard garb, comes in wearing an orange paper-mache dinosaur with green spikes and stripes around his body. A pair of felt legs are under Patchy's sides to make it look like he's riding the dinosaur like a horse.

* '''Patchy:''' Yee-ha! Hey kids! Now, you're probably wondering, "Hmm, what's Patchy doing in a cave?" Good question, you little… (grumbles to self. The dinosaur walks over to a wall where there a cave drawings of Sponge and jellyfish) Well, it's because today's Pooh's adventure takes place in prehistoric times (cut to the drawing of Sponge with a stick and jellyfish) …back when man struggled for survival (pan over to show a dinosaur eating Pat and Sponge running away) and dinosaurs ruled the Earth. (the dinosaur walks back into the middle of the room) Isn't that right, Bronty? But I'm riding you now. (pan out to reveal Patchy is wearing the dinosaur like an inner tube, and he struggles to get out of it) It's stuck. (He falls over on his side. He screams for aide and two stagehands run over to him. Cut to a "Please Stand By" screen. Soon, Patchy is up) Like I was saying, prehistoric times were the greatest. (cut to black-and-white footage of cavemen) It was a simpler time (cut to a picture of a monkey with a finger up his nose) with simpler pleasures. (cut to Patchy, holding up two robes, identical to each other and the one Patchy is wearing) Your clothes always match. (cut to Patchy with a paintbrush) You can draw on the walls. And nobody yell at ya. (he picks up a giant club) It was much easier to hit a baseball. (he sits down on the stone couch) Oh yeah, prehistoric times were the best. (he gasps) Hey kids. Are those pterodactyl wings I hear 'a flappin'? I think I know who that is. Please welcome the Pottydactyl! (Potty flies in, wearing a jetpack and a futuristic head visor)
*'''Potty:''' (squawk) Sorry I'm late.
*'''Patchy:''' Potty! Why aren't you wearing your costume? (Patchy picks up a purple and pink pterodactyl costume) I stayed up all night making it!
*'''Potty:''' (squawk) You're wasting your time, old man. Prehistoric stuff is lame. Everybody knows the future's where it's at.
*'''Patchy:''' What?! (laughs nervously) That's not true. (points to viewers) Don't mind 'em, folks. Why, even Pooh Bear knows that prehistoric stuff is, what the kids say, (air quotes) cool.
*'''Potty:''' (squawk) No, he doesn't.
*'''Patchy:''' Yes, he does.
*'''Potty:''' Nope.
*'''Patchy:''' He most certainly does.
*'''Potty:''' No, he doesn't.
*'''Patchy:''' Yes, he does!
*'''Potty:''' No.
*'''Patchy:''' (angry) I know for a fact that he does!
*'''Potty:''' …not. (Patchy fumes) 

Cut to a screen reading…

*'''Narrator:''' Meanwhile... 

Cut to SpongeBob at the grill, all nervous.

*'''Mr. Krabs:''' (bursts in) SpongeBob. What's wrong?
*'''SpongeBob SquarePants:''' I don't know, Mr. Krabs, but I've got this strangest feeling that somewhere a pirate and parrot are arguing about Pooh. (close-up on SpongeBob’s face) And the parrot is winning. 

Cut to Patchy and Potty still quarreling.

*'''Patchy:''' Does.
*'''Potty:''' Doesn't.
*'''Patchy:''' Does.
*'''Potty:''' Doesn't.
*'''Patchy:''' Does.
*'''Potty:''' Doesn't.
*'''Patchy:''' Does! Uh, look, while we're arguing, why don't you folks go ahead and watch Winnie the Pooh's Prehistoric Adventure? Roll the cartoon! …does.
*'''Potty:''' Doesn't. (Patchy grumbles)
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*'''Narrator:''' Some things start out big... and some things start out small. Very small. But sometimes the smallest thing... can make the biggest changes of all.
(There are twelve eggs in the nest. Soon twelve eggs will hatch into twelve beautiful dinosaur children. And before you can say "iguanodon", they will be fifteen feet tall and weigh four and a half tons. A flock of ichthyornis flies gracefully overhead, water cascades down a nearby waterfall and the surrounding mountains are almost overbearing in their protective majesty. It is known as the Nesting Grounds, a valley of birth and growth where dinosaurs know their eggs will be safe. The mother iguanodon notices a young parasaurolophus taking an interest in her handiwork. She brushes him off gently with a free foot, but soon he returns. She turns suddenly, frightening him off with an exaggerated snort. The little parasaurolophus is on a child's mission. He hardly seems to notice the other mother dinosaurs and their nests as he makes his road through the thick foliage. He can see several large brachiosaurs drinking from a sparkling lake in the clearing ahead. Then he watches as a winged lizard flies into a hollow log and comes out the other side with a stick-like fashion bulging from the corner of its mouth. A drop splashes innocently onto a branch in front of the young dinosaur. He looks at it, but sniffs it curiously. It is too thick and gooey to be rain. He watches the strange, syrupy liquid stretch until it drips onto the ground below. There is a rustle of trees, and hears a low, menacing growl. He looks around, suddenly fearful, but all the little parasaurolophus can see are flashes of white through the bush. Teeth oozing with thick, gooey saliva. It is a carnotaur. He turns and flees. The powerful carnotaur uproots trees and destroys everything in its path as it chases the young parasaurolohpus, who is running as fast as his little legs can carry him. The giant beast blazes through the forest with terrifying speed, and is about to overtake the smaller dinosaur, but then suddenly surges right past him. A parasaurolohpus is just an appetizer, and the carnotaur isn't interested in an appetizer. He is looking for a real meal. The herd of dinosaurs in the Nesting Grounds are caught unaware as the carnotaur bursts through the trees. Within seconds, the peaceful tranquility of the valley turns to chaos and panic. The herd scatters, stampeding away from the raging beast. Moments later, the carnotaur smashes the nest complete with eggs with a deafening lament. Looking around, he eventually spots his first curse--a slow-footed pachyrhinosaur. Without warning, the carnotaur pounces on the hopeless animal, roaring triumphantly. As the terrifying roar echoes through the valley, a soft breeze blows gently through the trees surrounding the iguanodon nest. Eleven of the eggs are destroyed, but one has miraculously survived)