Editing Pooh's Adventures of Cats Don't Dance/Transcript (section)

==='''''"Tell Me Lies"/The Premiere of Li'l Ark's Angel/Danny VS. Max'''''===
'''Cranston''': Goodbye, show biz. Hello, farm work.

'''Tillie''': Well, there's always Broadway. Yeah, Brodway! I hear hippos are very very big on Broadway.

'''Frances''': Their big everywhere darling.

'''T.W'''.: You know… this is all Danny’s fault.

'''Cranston''': You got it brother. That toe-tapping tom!

'''Frances''': I never trusted him. Too happy.

'''Tillie''': Well, I have to admit, we were better off before.

'''Cranston''': Well, let's face it. That cat ruined our already miserable lives.

'''Tillie''': Well, he's just a... He's a crackerjack is what he is.

'''Cranston''': She's right. You're doggone right.

'''T.W.''': Nothing but trouble, that guy.

'''Frances''': Horrid little being.

'''Cranston''': Bad luck! Old happy feet better not show his face around here again.

'''Sawyer''': (song: Tell Me Lies) ♪ ''I’d never believe there was a rainbow that had a pot of gold at the end, I’m just too smart! For fairy tales like that. Yet here I am again, I thought this time we’re gonna make it, Why I thought so I really don’t know, Maybe something in his eyes just told me so, Something in his eyes, Tell me lies, And I’ll come running, I must have lost my mind, I must have lost my mind! I could close my eyes, And just tell you exactly what’s coming, Life’s gonna turn a little unkind, Seems like everyone’s sailing, Way out on the sea, And I’m stuck here on shore, Sun’s always shinging, But it’s never on me, Why should I try anymore? Tell me lies, Tell me lies, And I’ll just keep right on coming, This time I’ve got to believe in this dream, This time I’ve got to believe in this dream…'' ♪

'''Tilly''': (''leans back on diner'')

'''Sawyer''': Tilly!

'''Tilly''': You know you can still catch him at the bus stop.

'''Sawyer''': Danny wait!

'''Bus driver''': So I guess it’s just you and me tonight, pal. Hey, did you hear that break-through at Mammoth Pictures? What a bunch of Noodle-Heads! No offense buddy. I’m not calling you a noodle-head. Those animal’s ain’t got no future. Why am I telling you though? Your going home. I know my place….

'''Danny''': Stop the bus!

'''Bus driver''': Geez! What do you wanna stop for? We just barley got started!

'''Danny''': Excatly. See you in the movies!

'''Annoucer''': Ladies and Gentlemen all the stars are here for the premire of Little Ark Angel. With Cary Grant, Joan Crawford, W.C. Fields, Clark Gable, and L.B. Mammoth!

'''L.B. Mammoth''': Carry on!

'''Annoucer''': Ladies and Gentlemen, how about a big hand for Darla Dimple! America’s Sweetheart Lover of Children and Animals. Darla Dimple’s handprints are enshrined. Ladies and Gentlemen, we’re going to gather inside the theatre in just a moment to see Little Ark Angel starring Darla Dimple!

'''Frances''': Oh excuse me.

'''Cranston''': Move!

'''Tilly''': Excuse me…

'''Woolie''': Could I just squeeze past? Ooh, so sorry.

'''Danny''': They’re in! The minute the movie ends we start.

'''Darla''': (in movie) Yea, as you walk. Fear not for I’m your little ark angel. And I shall look after every teensy-weensy one of you.

'''Crowd''': Awww…

'''Cranston''': Shoot me.

'''Darla''': (in movie) You shall all be alright after my majastic voice sings you a lullabye to soothe your fears.

'''Danny''': It’s almost time! I’ll go hit the lights.

'''Pudge''': Check!

'''Darla''': (in movie) I shall help all poor helpless animals my furryed and feathered friends. It’s been said it’s going to rain for 40 days and 40 nights! Uh-oh here comes a big fat raincloud!

'''Pudge''': Danny look behind you Danny!

'''Max''': Here kitty! Nice kitty! (evil laugh) Huh?

'''Danny''': How does the kitty cat go?

'''Max''': M-m-meow?

'''Danny''': VERY GOOD! [He pulls the rope, and the sharp angles of the roof of the theater pop the balloon, sending Max to the skies.]

'''Pudge''': Danny! The movie’s over everybody’s leaving! Wow, your a mess.

'''Darla''': Do you really love me?

'''Danny''': Wait! Please everyone t-t-take your seats! (coughs) Today we’ve come to honor Miss Darla Dimple. And since Darla Dimple cares she’s planned a special treat for you. A new reality show with an all animal cast!

'''Darla''': (gasp) H-h-have I?

'''Danny''': Oh, don’t be too modest. Your the one who wanted us to preform for L.B. Mammoth! But not enough for America’s Sweetheart Lover of Children and Animals!

'''Darla''': (growls) M-M-Max?

'''Danny''': Don’t share the credit and I wouldn’t dream of preforming without my fr… (notices they aren’t there) I-I

'''Darla''': Silly cat. Run along now. Skit-skat Mr. Kitty-Cat. Isn’t he cute? Run along and play Mr. Kitty!

'''Danny''': Sawyer?

'''Sawyer''': We’re all behind you Danny. 100% Don’t let them go Tilly!

'''Tilly''': I got ‘em!

'''Frances''': Release me, you mad hippo!

'''Danny''': Just listen.

'''Cranston''': I’ll chew your ears off!

'''Danny''': Cranston!

'''T.W.''': The end is near! The fat lady sung!

'''Danny''': Ok if your willing to accept what they think of you then you can go! I almost did. Don’t you have that feeling? When you two dance? When you sing. When you play. They haven’t left you down. Have they?

'''T.W.''': "They can smash your cookie, but you’ll always have your fortune".

'''Danny''': Come on. Let’s show them what we can do.

'''Tilly''': Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!