Editing Pooh's Adventures of Cats Don't Dance/Transcript (section)

=== '''''Darla Dimple's True Colors/"Big And Loud, part 2"/The Film Audition Disaster/The Animals get fired''''' ===
'''Operator''': Publicity Department?

'''Darla''': Is L.B.’s big meeting still Friday at 3?

'''Operator''': Yes it is, Miss Dimple.

'''Darla''': Oh thank-you sooooo much. Ha! (laughs evily, song: Big and Loud part 2) I didn’t get where I am today! By letting myself get pushed around! No man or beast or kitty-cat or doggie! Is going to drag me down!

'''Max''': (laughing evil)

'''Darla''': Shut up, Max. (singing) The lightning will be blasting! The thunder it will roar! They’ll never know what hit ‘em! Wait’ll they see what I have in store… BIG AND LOUD! It’s gonna be big and loud! When they fall they’ll be blindfold! And they’re gonna fall big….

'''Chorus''': Big…..

'''Darla''':…. and they’re gonna fall Loud!

'''Chorus''': Loud!

'''Darla''': They’re gonna fall big! And…….. (evil laugh)

'''Max''': (evil laugh)

'''Darla''': Shut up Max. Loooooouuuuuud!!

'''Pudge''': Thunder and lightning. Check. Special effects all ready Danny!

'''Danny''': This is the big moment everyone! Just do it like you did in the alley. Only make it big and loud this time. Don’t be nervous.

'''T.W.''': Nervous? Why would I be ner-nervous?

'''Male rabbit''': Give me that!

'''Sawyer''': Well, well, well, the big ark, use of Darla’s Ark costumes. I don’t know something smells fishy.

'''Frances''': I beg your pardon!

'''Sawyer''': Sorry it’s just that I smell a rat!

'''Male rat''': Excuse me?

'''Sawyer''': Oh nevermind.

'''Danny''': So, glad you came.

'''Sawyer''': You did this? How?

'''Danny''': Well let’s just say a little angel’s looking out for us. Your life isn’t back there in that office. It’s here with me.

'''Pudge''': It’s 3:00 Danny!

'''Danny''': Come on. Dance with me.

'''Tilly''': So….

'''Sawyer''': I can’t do this!

'''Tilly''': And….

'''Sawyer''': I’m not doing this!

'''Tilly''': So…

'''Sawyer''': I can’t believe I’m doing this.

'''T.W.''': Fortune says "Rough waters ahead". (shivers)

'''Danny''': Ok everyone. When L.B. shows up we’ll come out singing and dancing!

'''Flanigan''': Thank you all for coming here. Now here to speak now is Mr. L.B. Mammoth! Boom chacla boom chacalca boom!

'''Reporter''': Gee Whiz, Mr. Mammoth! What’s the secret to your sucess?

'''L.B. Mammoth''': Simple. It’s Dimple. (blows smoke cloud into form of Darla’s face)

'''Flanigan''': Dainty Delightful Darla Dimple!

'''L.B. Mammoth''': Ah, the recipe for a Darla Dimple movie. Begin with one part: Adorable character in jeopardy!

(Back inside the soundstage, Darla has tied Pudge to a light bulb.)

'''Darla''': (mocking Pudge) "Sorry, parrot, but in each life, a little rain must fall. Max! Man the valve!"

'''Max''': "Yes, Miss Dimple." (opens the water valve)

'''L.B. Mammoth''': Add in two parts: Perky determination!

'''Darla''': More water, Max! More water!

(Max opens the water valve even more, causing the shower heads to burst open.)

'''L.B. Mammoth''': Sprinkle in an air of innocence.

'''Darla''': Wind, Max! We must have wind!

(Max rips off the fan guard, grips one of the blades, and pushes it down, creating wind.)

'''L.B. Mammoth''': Stir in some….

'''Darla''': More water!

(Max rips off the water valve, sending gallons of water gushing out into the flood.)

'''L.B. Mammoth''': Add a pinch of…

'''Darla''': Thunder!

(Max grips a steam pipe, which starts bulging at the bottom. Two gauges and a bulb burn out, harming Pudge. The steam pipe eventually bursts, letting off steam.)

'''L.B. Mammoth''': Add an itsy-bitsy dash of…

'''Darla''': Lightning!! (''evil laugh'')

(''Max slams the two lightning generators to create lightning.'')

'''L.B. Mammoth''': Mix it all together and what do you get?

(''Back inside the soundstage, the flood is in full effect, as Pudge, still tried to the light bulb, drowns in the flood and Danny sees the impending chaos with terror. Mr. Mammoth presses the ‘Open’ button and sees a giant chamber of water inside the stage with Flanigan. Their gazes turn from curiosity to terror. Flanigan leaps into his boss’ arms.'')

'''Flanigan''': (''panicking'') "Mommy!"

(''The two friends scream their heads off, followed by the reporters, who scream and run for their lives. Then, the massive flood spills into the open lot, engulfing Mr. Mammoth and Flanigan. Back on the ark, Danny is at the steering wheel as he tries to steer the ark, while Woolie clings onto the crow’s nest for dear life. The animal actors scream in terror as the ark does a corkscrew.'')

'''Danny''': (panicking) "Throw the anchor! Somebody, throw the anchor!"

(''Tillie tosses the anchor that catches Flannigan and Mr. Mammoth.'')

'''Tillie''': "Oh, it’s L.B.! We’re on! Pack up your troubles in the old kit bag and smile, smile, smile!" (bashing T.W. and Frances together)

'''Sawyer''': (imitating Danny) ""Your life isn’t back there in that office." He says! "Dance with me." He says. (nags at him. "You know what your problem is?! You’re pushy, self centered, pig-headed- No offense, Herb."

'''Herb''': None taken.

(The flood approaches a Samson and Delilah movie set.)

'''Director''': We’re pushing, we’re pushing… We’re running, we’re running!

(''Danny and Sawyer are covered in Egyptian garb.'')

'''Sawyer''': "And, your driving stinks!"

'''Danny''': Oh then, maybe you could do better.

'''Sawyer''': Oh no, no you take it.

'''Cranston''': Well this can’t get any worse. I was wrong. It’s worse.

'''Tilly''': (gasp) Oh this is an awkward moment. We haven’t formally met. I’m Tilly. Mr. Mammoth Cranston, Cranston Mr. Mammoth, Flanigan… Aaaaaah!

'''Sawyer''': Oh, this has gone far enough! Just give me it!

'''Danny''': Oh no no you didn’t want it before!

'''Woolie''': Excuse me I don’t mean to sound rude but…..

'''Danny & Sawyer''': Will you just stay out of this?!

'''Woolie''': Ooh, so sorry.

'''Female''' '''Secretary''': Good day, Mr. Mammoth.

'''L.B. Mammoth''': You animals will never…

'''Flanigan''': Nibble kibble in this town again!

'''Tilly''': I think they liked it.

'''Danny''': But it wasn’t-! It wasn’t their fault.

'''Darla''': Nice working with you Danny. (''evil laugh'') Singing and dancing animals!

'''Sawyer''': She was your little angel?

'''Danny''': She said she wanted to help us.

'''Tilly''': And you believed her?

'''Danny''': But I... Woolie, I would... I'd...

'''Woolie''': The spotlight will never be on fellows like you and me. Go home, son. Go home.

'''Danny''': No wait…