Editing Pooh's Adventures of Cats Don't Dance/Transcript (section)

==='''''Danny's Depression/Rehearsal/Darla hatches a plan'''''===
'''Cranston''': Come on Frances, cue me!

'''Frances''': So the kitty-cat went….

'''Cranston''': Meow meow meowy meow!

'''Tilly''': Oh now just stop that! Besides it was more like… Meow meow meowy meow meow bada dump! Danny wait. (''hits Cranston'') Oh… maybe one of us should talk to him.

'''Sawyer''': Oh I’ll do it. It’s about time someone talked to him. Since he’s tip-tapped into town he’s been nothing but trouble.

'''Danny''': Well this is gonna set me back another week. Nah better send it back a day.

'''Sawyer''': Look Danny I’m sorry your feelings got hurt but…

'''Danny''': What happened back there? Did I hit a sour note? Cause I can..

'''Sawyer''': Danny! Danny, they don’t care. Don’t you get it? It’s not that simple.

'''Danny''': It is in Kokomo.

'''Sawyer''': Then maybe that’s where you should of stayed.

'''Pudge''': Hey Danny…. you want some?

'''Danny''': No thanks Pudge.

'''Pudge''': Oh I was gonna slug that big dumb Max for you but I don’t wanna hurt the guy. So what’s that Dimple kid’s problem? I thought you were great!

'''Danny''': Glad you liked it.

'''Pudge''': Oh you know all that a bob doo doo dee ya aaaah!

'''Danny''': No it’s more like… well… I’ll show you.

(''piano music plays while Pudge and Danny dance'')

'''Danny''': Wait a minute. Where-where’s that music coming from?

'''Danny & Pudge''': It’s him it’s Woolie the Mammoth! Aaaaah!

'''Woolie''': A-ha! That’s it! B-Flat. Why, you have a natural rear for music, little fellow. Little fellow. (chortles) And, if my old eyes aren’t failing me, I’d say… you’re the fellow who caused that commotion today!

'''Danny''': Yeah, I think I really upset Miss Dimple. (''chuckles nervously'')

'''Woolie''': (''threatening'') Yes… you did. Jolly-good show! (''laughs'') Ah, tea time! Would you chaps like a cup?

'''Danny''': Sure.

'''Pudge''': Ok!

'''Woolie''': Splendid! It’s a special peanut brew from India, the upper regions. (''His footsteps cause his trailer to lean to the side sending Danny and Pudge rolling to one side of the trailer, with Woolie’s piano crashing into them.'') Did you know that a peanut is not a nut at all? And, it’s not a pea for that matter either. (''The piano moves away as Danny mutters and sees birds flying around his head. He grabs onto Woolie’s gramophone for dear life.'') It’s rather odd that they call it a nut, because it isn’t a nut, you see, It’s-it’s… It’s a member of the legume family. Sugar?

'''Pudge''': Yeah.

'''Woolie''': (''cont.'') Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. How about pea legume? Nope, nope, nope, nope. That wouldn’t make sense either. But, whatever it is it makes a splendid tea. My great grandmother made this recipe, with certain additions from yours truly. Oh, I forgot the cream! Would you like some cream?

'''Danny''': No, no, no!

'''Pudge''': Don’t go to any trouble!

'''Woolie''': All right, all right. Suit yourselves. Suit yourselves.

'''Danny''': That music was great, Woolie. Did you write it for some movie?

'''Woolie''': No, it’s not for any movie. I used to hope that one day, I’d write music for the motion pictures. But, all they want me for was to put on those beastly tusks and go (trumpets loudly) at the beginning of every film.

'''Danny''': What a waste of your talent.

'''Woolie''': Oh, it’s the same for everyone. Look behind you. So many broken dreams.

'''Danny''': Is that Sawyer?

'''Woolie''': Oh… poor Sawyer. I thought she’d be the one who would make it. Such a dancer with the voice of an angel.

'''Danny''': Who would have guessed?

'''Woolie''': That’s what this town does to you, my boy. It wears you down.

'''Danny''': But, I thought Hollywood was looking for new talent-

'''Woolie''': Ah, ah, ah. Talented ''people'', not animals. (''sighs'') The spotlight will never be on fellows like you and me, and it’s foolish to think otherwise, Danny. Danny?

'''Danny''': Yeah, foolish. Unless… (''plays tune on piano'') We could remind them!

'''Woolie''': Of what?

'''Danny''': Why they came here in the first place.

'''Director''': Okay, listen up! I only need you water buffalo for the Tarzan jungle stampede. The rest of ay’s, go home!

'''T.W'''.: Well today’s shot. Might as well go home clean.

'''Cranston''': Oh look who’s back! I wish he had himself stuffed.

'''Frances''': I know a divine taxidermist darling. Did my first husband.

'''Danny''': (song: Animal Jam) Hey everyone gather around! Don’t let this old town get you down. Look at you there with the long long face.

'''Horse''': Hey! He must be talking to you!

'''Danny''': You take this and you take that! Come over here T.W. and put on this hat! If we all work together we can make our dreams come true! Let’s show the world what we can do. Pudge?

'''Pudge''': Yeah! (plays drums)

'''Danny''': (singing): I got rhythm in my feet. I got rhythm in my heart and soul. Sometimes rhythm makes me loss control! Ha cha chattity cha! I….. want everyone to have all the fun I got rhythm So do you!

'''Darla''': Perfect! How could you possibly improve a face like this? What is that hideous racket?

'''Cranston''': Look at them! I’m ashamed to be an animal.

'''Frances''': Oh shut up you old nanny and show Franny what you got.

'''Cranston''': Come on Sawyer. Grab a partner and do-si-do.

'''Danny''': Hey Sawyer why don’t you sing? I hear your a natural.

'''Sawyer''': Who told you that?

'''Woolie''': (trumpets)

'''Sawyer''': Come on Danny this is a waste of time! You’ll never dance in the movies.

'''Danny''': Did I say movies? No we’re just having fun come on.

'''Sawyer''': Yeah sure forget it.

'''Danny''': Not bad a little rusty but hey who’s perfect?

'''Sawyer''': Rusty? I’ll give you rusty!

'''Darla''': Look at those fools. Laughable isn’t it Max? Max? Max! Grrrr….

'''Sawyer''': Like I said dancing’s a waste of time.

'''Danny''': What if I gave you an audition with L.B. Mammoth?

'''Sawyer''': L.B. Mammoth? Head of Mammoth Studios.

'''Darla''': What?

'''Danny''': I’m sure he’d appericate real talent.

'''Cranston''': After nothing but Darla he’s gonna be starving for it.

'''Darla''': Grrrrr!

'''Sawyer''': Your dreaming Danny.

'''Danny''': Well maybe I am. But so were you. Just a few minutes ago. (snap)

'''Pudge''': You really think you get us an audition with the boss Danny?

'''Danny''': Hey it’s worth a try.

'''Darla''': An audition? Max! (snap) Invite that cat. To teeeeeeaaa….