Pooh's Adventures of Cars/Transcript

This is the transcript to Pooh's Adventures of Cars.

Prologue

(One day in the Hundred Acre Wood, Pooh, Ash, Littlefoot, SpongeBob, Alex, Twilight, Tommy, and the others are cleaning up Skull)

• Piglet: Pooh, what are you doing?
• Winnie the Pooh: You see Piglet, We thought we could clean up around Skull.
• Brock: Right, besides it's for a good reason.
• Tigger: [cough] Too bad Mewtwo and the others are off on a mission. While we stay here cleaning this place up.
• Christopher Robin: I know but once they get back. They'll be surprised.
• Buzzie: Yeah.
• Korra: Thanks for coming over and helping us clean up around here everyone.
• Skipper: It was our pleasure Korra.
• Alex: Good thing you guys asked us to come here.
• Tommy Oliver: Yeah we could use some extra help.
• Twilight Sparkle: Looking good, everypony! Let's keep this magical makeover moving!
• Rainbow Dash: You got it!
• Mako: Thanks for coming over Twilight so you and your friends can help us.
• Asami Sato: [Agreeing with Mako.] Yes, they've been amazing. [Places a hand up with praise.] Such tireless workers.
• Twilight Sparkle: Oh well, it was our pleasure, good thing we asked the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Shining Armor and Cadance for help.
• Mako: Trust me, it could've been worse.
• Princess Cadance: No problem, we're just glad to help.
• Shining Armor: Lucky we came when we did.
• Apple Bloom: Yeah, we too!
• Sweetie Belle: And it's great that we finally got our cutie marks!
• Scootaloo: But we still help you guys and other fillies with problems with their cutie marks!
• Spike the Dragon: Good old Spike is here, ready to do his part!
• Piglet: You know when you get use to it. Cleaning Skull up isn't all that hard.
• Rabbit: Sure, as long as we get it all done.
• Piglet: In that case I'll just do some dusting around here.

(Piglet grab the feather duster to do some dusting on top the shelfs but it was too high)

• Piglet: Oh my, there's certainly are a lot of dust. [Piglet felt something was lifting him up] Whoa!
• Littlefoot: [giggles] It's only me Piglet. I thought you can use a boost.
• Piglet: Oh, thank you Littlefoot. It is awfully hard to reach the tippity top when you're so very small.
• Pinkie Pie: A little more to the left! No, the other left! [quickly] Awesome! That's perfect right where it is! On to the next painting!
• Spike the Dragon: You sure you don't need any help?
• Applejack: Nah, that's okay.
• Pinkie Pie: [quickly] We have everything under control!
• Spike the Dragon: Dash?
• Rainbow Dash: I'm good!
• Spike the Dragon: [sighs] Isn't there anything I can help you with, Twilight?
• Kimberly Hart: Don't worry Spike we can handle it.
• Twilight Sparkle: I think she's right. It looks like we've got it, Spike. Looking great, everypony!
• Zhane: Think you can help me out here Starlight?
• Starlight Glimmer: Sure thing Zhane.
• Ducky: By the way, I just love your new look of your mane. It is a whole lot better than your old look. Yep, yep, yep!
• Petrie: Me too Starlight.
• Guido: Me three.
• Starlight Glimmer: Aw, I'm glad you liked it, Ducky, Petrie and Guido.
• Winnie the Pooh: And we've already forgiven you after what happened Starlight, so I'm sure you'll fit in with us just fine.
• Starlight Glimmer: Aw, thanks, Pooh Bear. (She and Pooh hugged.)
• Zazu: Twilight, I know Starlight just became your student and all. But do you think it's a good idea to bring her here after all the trouble she caused?
• Twilight Sparkle: I appreciate your concern, Zazu. But trust me, with me as her teacher, she can learn friendship lessons and become a better pony. Remember the same way we helped Sunset Shimmer?
• Zazu: [sighs] Of course you're right Twilight.
• Cera:
• Mr. Thicknose: Well, if I can learn a thing or two in my past, then so can she.
• Puffin: Not to worry. I'm sure we'll get along with Starlight Glimmer just fine.
• Speed: I agree.
• Twilight Sparkle: But maybe she will find a very special friend whom he or she can be so close to and with her.
• Sandy Cheeks:
• Gloria:
• Jean-Bob: Why do I get a bad feeling if she tries to cause trouble again?!
• Applejack: That was different. ????.
• Pinkie Pie: She was once soooooooo mean.
• Eeyore: She won't be so bad, Jean-Bob, once we get to know her. After this whole time traveling experience.
• Rabbit: Don't remind me Eeyore, because the last thing I want is to travel back in time and re-changed history.
• Skipper: Time travel, all you want is to slap a hippy, but all you'll get is chaos in Equestria.
• Private: Although, I do admit I would like to see it myself.
• Kowalski: I would like to try it too!
• Rico: [grunts happily agreed]
• Kronk: Can we give it a try?
• Bolin: Sure like to see what the past looks like.
• Twilight Sparkle: Absolutely not! Time travel is not something to be messed with.
• Mr. Krabs:
• Squidward:
• Starlight Glimmer: (from a distance) Um, I hear everything you all said from over here!
• Bolin: Ooh sorry, didn't mean it Starlight.
• Twilight Sparkle: Of course, we all know you've earned the right not to be remembered that way.
• Starlight Glimmer: Thanks.
• Korra: This whole thing is in the past Bolin. [Taps Bolin on the shoulder.] Come on.
• Bolin: Oh okay. Is that a good thing?
• Korra: Depends who you ask.
• Grandpa Longneck: Have you been able to reach the top of the walls?
• Chomper: We sure can.
• SpongeBob: Thanks for giving us a lift!
• Grandma Longneck: It was our pleasure SpongeBob.
• Rainbow Dash: Hey Scootaloo, can you help me out here?
• Scootaloo: Sure thing Rainbow Dash!
• Twilight Sparkle: Korra, lemme give you a hoof with that!
• Spike the Dragon: I could do it!
• Twilight Sparkle: That's okay, Spike.
• Pinkie Pie: Pony power! Weehee!!
• Spike the Dragon: [sighs]

(Spike the Dragon is now seen sadly walking into Donatello's lab)

• Spike the Dragon: Oh, this must be Donatello's lab. .

(Just then, he finds a dimensional portal on a stick on a table)

• Spike the Dragon: I wonder what this is?
• Applejack: Spike! Where are ya, Spike?
• Rarity: We're breaking for tea and biscuits!
• Rainbow Dash: Spike!

Pooh and his friends arrived in the Cars world

• (???????)

The race ("Real Gone")/Lightning loses his rear tires!

• Lightning McQueen: (inhales) Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed, I am speed. [A brief shot of Piston Cup racers racing is shown before cutting to black again.] One winner, 42 losers. I eat losers for breakfast. [A view of him catching up to some racers from his rear is shown before we return to black.] Breakfast. Wait, maybe I should have had breakfast. A little breaky could be good for me. [regains focus] No, no, no, stay focused. Speed. [Another shot of the racers whizzing by is shown before cutting to black for the last time in this scene.] I'm faster than fast, quicker than quick! I am Lightning!
• [Then, a knock on his trailer is heard.]
• Mack: Hey, Lightning! You ready?
• [The trailer opens as "Real Gone" by Sheryl Crow begins playing.]
• Lightning: Oh, yeah. Lightning's ready.
• [Revving his engine, Lightning slowly but surely rolls forwards. We see many of his body parts as he does so.]
• Sheryl Crow: I'm American made, Bud Light, Chevrolet

• My mama taught me wrong from right

• I was born in the South

• Sometimes I have a big mouth

• When I see somethin' that I don't like

• [Lightning eventually becomes visible to the crowd and revs his engine, making the crowd cheer wildly.]

• Sheryl Crow: I gotta say it

• [Flash bulbs from headlights are seen from all over the Motor Speedway of the South, a combination of Bristol Motor Speedway, Dover International Speedway, Martinsville Speedway and the pre-1997 layout of Atlanta Motor Speedway, with the scoring pylon based on the pylon from Indianapolis Motor Speedway.]

• Sheryl Crow: Well, we've been driving this road for a mighty long time

• Payin' no mind to the signs

• [A cameraman shows his camera at the speedway and Lightning is seen all over the cameras with his smile catching the attention of many.]

• Sheryl Crow: Well, this neighborhood's changed

• It's all been rearranged

• We left that dream somewhere behind

• [We zoom in on Lightning as he shines his sticker.]

• Lightning McQueen: Ka-Chow!

• [The scene changes to the Dinoco 400 itself as the green flag has waved and the racers zoom by as we then cut to a view of a racer with yellow rims behind a #80 Gask-its racer named Sage VanDerSpin with the text "Walt Disney Pictures Presents" on the screen.]

• Sheryl Crow: Slow down, you're gonna crash

• [We then see a view of blue rims belonging to Chuck Armstrong, #33 racer for Mood Springs as the text "A Pixar Animation Studios Film" is shown.]

• Sheryl Crow: Baby, you were screaming, it's a blast, blast, blast

• [More angles of the 36 racers are shown as they race.]

• Sheryl Crow: And look out, babe, you've got your blinders on

• [The title card "Pooh's Adventures of Cars" is then shown.]

• Sheryl Crow: Everybody's lookin' for a way to get real gone

• Real gone

• [Even more shots of the racers are shown as the competition is fierce and action-packed.]

• Sheryl Crow: Real gone

• [Lightning is then seen passing Leak Less #52 racer Claude Scruggs as well as Fiber Fuel racer #56, Brush Curber, Nitroade racer #28, Alan "Aiken" Axler, Chuck Armstrong, Sage VanDerSpin and RPM racer #64, Winford Bradford Rutherford before being blocked by Gasprin racer #70, Floyd Mulvihill and Towcap racer #4, Rusty Cornfuel, but overtakes them by riding his right side tires on the wall and comes up behind Sidewall Shine racer #74, Slider Petrolski and winks at the camera as Slider catches it from his bumper camera, designed after the bumper cameras seen in real life NASCAR and ARCA stock cars.]

• Sheryl Crow: But there's a new cat in town

• He's got high paid friends

• Thinks he's gonna change history

• You think you know him so well

• Yeah, you think he's so swell

• But he's just perpetuatin' prophecy

• C'mon now

• [We then see Lightning's biggest fans, twin girls named Mia and Tia cheering Lightning on as well as the rest of the crowd cheering and raising their headlights.]

• Sheryl Crow: Slow down, you're gonna crash

• Baby, you were screaming, it's a blast, blast, blast

• [A souvenir vendor named Brian Park Motors is seen passing out souvenirs to cheering fans.]

• Brian Park Motors: Get your antenna balls here!

• [We return to the race as the racers continues to pass by at speeds reaching over 200 MPH.]

• Sheryl Crow: Look out, you've got your blinders on

• Everybody's looking for a way

• To get real gone

• [The scene changes to some RV's filling the infield from the inside wall, with the Dinoco RV drinking some Dinoco fuel.]

• RV #1: Go, Lightnin'!

• Larry: Whoo!

• Doug R.M: You got that right, Slick. [whistles]

• Sheryl Crow: Real gone

• [The racers are now on pit road and pit crews are hard at work changing tires and refueling their drivers with the crew chiefs making the calls.]

• Sheryl Crow: Real gone

• [After his pit stop, Trunk Fresh racer #34, Dirkson D'agostino, leaves his pit stall and returns to the track as well as everyone else that completed their stops.]

• Sheryl Crow: Real gone

• [We then get a view of some spectators using the restrooms, then the scene changes to an RV named Elvis dancing to "Real Gone".]

• Elvis: [singing] Uh!

• [Next scene, we find a green mustached racer named Chick Hicks, who races for Hostile Takeover Bank with his number being 86, taking out Transberry Juice racer #63, Lee Revkins, who spins out after Chick makes contact with him.]

• Lee Revkins: Uh! Aaah!

• [Chick is then overtaken by his nemesis, 7-time Piston Cup champion Strip "The King" Weathers, Dinoco racer #43, who is modeled after the 1969-1970 Plymouth Superbirds driven by his real life counterpart, Richard Petty. He then accelerates away, with Chick and Lightning following. We then cut to the broadcast booth where we find Bob Cutlass and Darrell Cartrip, car versions of Bob Costas and Darrell Waltrip, calling the race on the Racing Sports Network, RSN for short.]

• Bob Cutlass: Welcome back to the Dinoco 400. I'm Bob Cutlass, here with my good friend, Darrell Cartrip. We're midway through what may turn out to be a historic day for racing.

• Darrell Cartrip: Bob, my oil pressure's through the roof right now. If this gets any more exciting, they're gonna have to tow me outta the booth!

• Bob Cutlass: Right you are, Darrell. [We then cut to the three main racers, with their point standings shown as well.] Three cars are tied for the season points lead, heading into the final race of the season. And the winner of this race, Darrell, will win the season title and the Piston Cup. [We zoom in on Strip Weathers.] Does The King, Strip Weathers, have one more victory in him before retirement?

• Darrell Cartrip: He's been Dinoco's golden boy for years! Can he win them one last Piston Cup?

• Bob Cutlass: And, as always, in the second place spot we find Chick Hicks. [We then see clips of him always placing behind his two rivals, Strip and Lightning, in third place.] He's been chasing that tailfin his entire career.

• Darrell Cartrip: Chick thought this was his year, Bob. His chance to finally emerge from The King's shadow. But the last thing he expected was... [Lightning's name is seen in a thunderstorm background.] Lightning McQueen!

• [We find Lightning himself still behind his mean green rival.]

• Bob Cutlass: You know, I don't think anybody expected this. The rookie sensation came into the season unknown. But everyone knows him now.

• Darrell Cartrip: Will he be the first rookie to win a Piston Cup and land Dinoco?

• Bob Cutlass: The legend, the runner-up, and the rookie! Three cars, one champion!

• [We return to the race.]

• Sheryl Crow: Well, here I come and I'm so not scared

• Got my pedal to the metal, got my hands in the air

• [Chick tries to pass The King, but gets blocked every time, allowing Lightning to catch up and go side-by-side with him.]

• Sheryl Crow: Look out, you take your blinders off

• [Chick and Lightning try to get ahead of each other.]

• Chick Hicks: No you don't.

• Sheryl Crow: Everybody's looking for a way to get real gone

• Real gone

• [Lightning moves to the inside and finally passes Chick while chuckling in triumph.]

• Chick Hicks: Hey!

• [Chick immediately accelerates towards Lightning.]

• Sheryl Crow: Real gone

• [Right after "Real Gone" ends, Chick spins Lightning out and the #95 Rust-eze racer skids to a halt in the infield while the crowd boos Chick for what he did.]

• Motorhome: Whoa! What a ride!

• Larry: What a ride!

• Chick Hicks: [laughs evilly] Ha-ha-ha-ha!

• Larry: Go get 'em, McQueen! Go get 'em!

• [R.M. whistles as Lightning drives off the grass and back onto the track to try and regain his lost momentum. Chick witnesses this from a distance.]

• Female Audience Member: I love you, Lightning!

• Chick Hicks: Dinoco is all mine!

• [He wrecks Winford Bradford Rutherford, starting the dreaded Big One!]

• Winford Bradford Rutherford: AAAHHH!!!

• Darrell Cartrip: Trouble, turn 3!

• [Winford gets rammed into by Sputter Stop racer #92, Murray Clutchburn.]

• Chick Hicks: Ha-ha! Get through that, McQueen!

• Bob Cutlass: Oh! Huge crash behind the leaders!

• [The crowd gasps as they witness the Big One. More angles of racers wrecking and screaming are shown with a one of them losing a tire. Floyd Mulvihill is slammed into by Slider Petrolski while Shiny Wax racer #82, Darren Leadfoot, just misses them. Chuck Armstrong is getting the worst of it as he gets airborne. Lil' Torquey Pistons racer #117, Ralph Carlow makes contact with Murray Clutchburn with Clutch Aid racer #121, Kevin Shiftright, spinning behind them. Another shot of the wreck is seen before we see a view from Brush Curber's point of view as he gets hit by Shifty Drug racer #35, Kevin Racingtire, who also makes contact with Re-Volting racer #84, Davey Apex, who spins out and hits the outside wall. Brush also gets hit by Rusty Cornfuel while Claude Scruggs ends up facing towards Octane Gain racer #58, Billy Oilchanger, with both of them smiling and laughing nervously before Billy gets slammed by two racers. Claude then notices No Stall racer #123, Todd Marcus coming towards him and then hits him, causing Claude to end up on Todd's roof.]

• Claude Scruggs and Todd Marcus: Aaaahhh!!

• [They look at each other in fear as they wreck. Meanwhile, Lightning is trying to get through the Big One without taking damage himself, swerving left to right.]

• Bob Cutlass: Wait a second, Darrell. McQueen is in the wreckage.

• [We go onboard with Lightning as he navigates through the wreck and the smoke.]

• Darrell Cartrip: There's no way the rookie can make it through! Not in one piece, that is.

• [Lightning then notices the wrecked Claude Scruggs ahead and unleashes a mighty leap over his undercarriage and Todd Marcus and into the air through the smoke, exhaling and sticking out his tongue while shining his right sticker at the audience and moves his right front tire towards them.]

• Lightning McQueen: Yeah!

• [The reflection of his bolt sticker shines over Mia and Tia as well.]

• Mia and Tia: Lightning! Oh!

• [Lightning lands back on the ground, having dodged the entire Big One unscathed and takes the caution flag.]

• Darrell Cartrip: Look at that! McQueen made it through!

• Bob Cutlass: And a spectacular move by Lightning McQueen!

• Lightning McQueen: Yeah! Ka-Chow!

• Crowd: [chanting] McQueen! McQueen! McQueen! McQueen! McQueen! McQueen!

• Albert Hinkey: Yeah, McQueen! Ka-Chow! [honks his horn, irritating the other crowd members around him]

• [The pace car, named Charlie Checker, arrives to pace Lightning and the rest of the field under caution.]

• Bob Cutlass: While everyone else heads into the pits, McQueen stays out to take the lead!

• [A tow truck named Tow is then seen towing a badly damaged Chuck Armstrong back to the garage.]

• Chuck Armstrong: Don't take me out, coach. I can still race!

• [The racers are then seen on pit road to not only change tires and refuel, but also to repair the damage they sustained in the Big One caused by Chick, who is also on pit road having his tires changed.]

• Chick Hicks: [chuckles] What do you think, boys? A thing of beauty.

• Chief Chick: McQueen made it through!

• Chick Hicks: What?!

• [The camera then shows Lightning still on the track, not pitting like everyone else.]

• Chief Chick: He's not pitting!

• [Shocked and angry at this, Chick rushes his crew to hurry up before he loses too much momentum.]

• Chick Hicks: Come on! You gotta get me out there! Let's go! Get me back out there! Come on!

• Bob Cutlass: McQueen's not going into the pits!

• Darrell Cartrip: You know, the rookie just fired his crew chief. That's the third one this season!

• [The other racers are seen driving back onto the track having completed their pit stops, but Chick is having a very bad stop and Chief Chick is yelling at the HtB crew to finish quickly.]

• Bob Cutlass: Well, he says he likes working alone, Darrell.

• Chief Chick: Go, go, go, go, go, go!

• [Chick finally completes his stop and stays ahead of Billy Oilchanger, but gets held up by Vinyl Toupee racer #76, Crusty Rotor in front of him and Bumper Save racer #90, Ponchy Wipeout next to him, much to his fury. He was also passed by the car version of Dale Earnhardt, Jr., Davey Apex, Brush Curber, Darren Leadfoot, Faux Wheel Drive racer #54, Johnny Blamer, Ralph Carlow and Alan "Aiken" Axler.]

• Bob Cutlass: Looks like Chick got caught up in the pits.

• Darrell Cartrip: Yeah, after a stop like that, he's got a lot of ground to make up. Get ready boys, we're coming to the restart!

• [Lightning, Strip and Chick are seen preparing for the restart. The green flag waves and Lightning is off in a flash while the crowd cheers. We reach lap 213 as Strip passes by Floyd Mulvihill and Tank Coat racer #36, Eugene Carbureski as the racers fly by. Chick is then seen passing Tach-O-Mint racer #101, Greg Candyman as he struggles to regain his lost momentum.]

• Chick Hicks: Come on. Come on.

• [Lightning continues to lead the field as we hit lap 257. Chick passes Ponchy Wipeout, but Billy Oilchanger is in his way.]

• Chick Hicks: Come on, come on, come on!

• [He finally passes Billy as Lightning flies through the track and we reach lap 294. Strip passes by Apple racer #84, Mac iCar, the only real life sponsor in the movie, and chases down Johnny Blamer. Meanwhile, Lightning enters pit road with his pitties, lead by Not Chuck, proceeding to try and change Lightning's tires while also giving him some more Dinoco fuel.]

• Not Chuck: We need tires now! Come on, let's go!

• Lightning McQueen: No, no, no, no! No tires, just gas! [drives off]

• Not Chuck: What?! You need tires, you idiot!

• [One of the Rust-eze pitties slams a tire onto the ground in fury over Lightning's arrogance. Lightning continues to lead as we hit lap 331 with Chick passing Kevin Shiftright and is now behind his lifelong nemesis, Strip "The King" Weathers.]

• Darrell Cartrip: Looks like it's all gas-and-go's for McQueen today.

• Bob Cutlass: That's right. No tires again.

• Darrell Cartrip: Now normally, I'd say that's a short-term gain, long-term loss, but it sure is workin' for him. Hey, he obviously knows somethin' we don't know.

• [It's now lap 378 with 23 laps to go in the 2005 season. Lightning is enjoying his lead with Strip and Chick ahead of the other racers. Come lap 399, two laps remaining, Lightning has built up a huge lead and almost putting other racers a lap down like a short track race. We see the racers continue to whiz by at almost to over 200 MPH, then Lightning zooms by taking the white flag as lap 400, the final lap of the 2005 Piston Cup Racing Series season commences.]

• Bob Cutlass: This is it, Darrell. One lap to go and Lightning McQueen has a huge lead.

• Darrell Cartrip: Ah, he's got it in the bag. Call in the dogs and put out the fire! We're gonna crown us a new champion!

• [Mia, Tia and the rest of the crowd screams and cheers wildly as Lightning reaches the final turn.]

• Lightning McQueen: Checkered flag, here I come!

• [Suddenly, he blows a left rear tire, slowing him down dramatically.]

• Darrell Cartrip: Oh, no! McQueen has blown a tire!

• [The crowd gasps in horror upon seeing this.]

• Bob Cutlass: And with only one turn to go! Can he make it?

• [Not Chuck and the rest of the Rust-eze crew are furious with Lightning for causing this in the first place.]

• Not Chuck: You fool!

• [One of the pitties knocks down a cart of Lightning's Lightyear tires in frustration over Lightning's arrogant cockiness. Lightning, meanwhile, struggles to get to the start-finish line to win the race and the Piston Cup as his left rear rim causes sparks on the track. Strip and Chick see this on the screen.]

• Roger Wheeler: McQueen's blown a tire! McQueen's blown a tire! Go, go, go, go, go, go!

• [With that, Strip and Chick go faster as Lightning drives slightly slower because of his blown tire. Lightning tries holding on as hard as he can, but then, he suddenly blows his right rear tire, slowing him down even further.]

• Lightning McQueen: Aah!

• Darrell Cartrip: He's lost another tire! The King and Chick are coming up fast!

• Bob Cutlass: They're entering turn 3!

• Lightning McQueen: Come on! [grunts]

• [The other racers are catching up fast.]

• Darrell Cartrip: I don't believe what I'm watching, Bob!

• [Strip blocks Chick from passing him.]

• Darrell Cartrip: Lightning McQueen is 100 feet from his Piston Cup!

• [Lightning, seeing Strip and Chick coming, does quick jumps to reach the finish line quickly. Chick and The King are now side-by-side.]

• Bob Cutlass: The King and Chick rounding turn 4.

• [Lightning is still jumping as Strip and Chick are coming closer and closer. This is coming down to the wire!]

• Darrell Cartrip: Down the stretch they come! And it's, and it's...

• [Strip and Chick cross the start-finish line with Lightning sticking his tongue out in a last-ditch effort.]

• Bob Cutlass: It's too close to call!

• Darrell Cartrip: I don't believe it!

• Bob Cutlass: Too close to call!

• Mia and Tia: Lightning!

• Darrell Cartrip: I don't believe it! I don't believe it! I don't believe it! [cheers]

• Bob Cutlass: The most spectacular, amazing, unequivocally, unbelievable ending in the history of the world! And we don't even know who won!

• Darrell Cartrip: Look at that!

• [The Piston Cup officials are looking at replays to find out who won this race due to this photo finish.]

• Piston Cup Official #1: That's very close to call.

• Piston Cup Official #2: Can we play that again?

• (Meanwhile, one of the security officers, named Richard Clayton Kensington, notices someone watching them with a camera.)

• Richard Clayton Kensington: Hey, no cameras! Get outta here!

Pooh and his friends meet Lightning McQueen for the first time

• Lightning McQueen: Yo, Chuck. Chuck, what are you doing? You're blockin' the camera! Everyone wants to see the bolt.
• Not Chuck: What?!
• Lightning McQueen: Now, back away.
• Not Chuck: (groans and slams his air wrench towards the ground) That's it! Come on, guys.

(The Rust-eze pitties then leave.)

• Lightning McQueen: (as one of the pitties drops his side onto the ground) Ow! Whoa, team! Where are you going?
• Not Chuck: We quit, Mr. One-Man Show!
• Lightning McQueen: Oh, OK, leave. Fine. (chuckles) How will I ever find anyone else who knows how to fill me up with gas?

(The crowd then laughs.)

• Lightning McQueen: Adios, Chuck!
• Not Chuck: And my name is not Chuck!
• Lightning McQueen: Oh, whatever.
• Winnie the Pooh: Hello! Is anybody here?
• Lightning McQueen: Oh, hey there. Who are you?
• Winnie the Pooh: Well, this is Piglet, and Tigger and Rabbit, And Buzzie, Flaps, Dizzy, Ziggy, Jiminy Cricket, Zazu, Kronk, Zhane, Korra, Mako, Bolin, Asami, Jean-Bob, Speed, Puffin, Jeremy the Crow, Christopher Robin, Ash, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, Togepi, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper, Ruby, Guido, Littlefoot's grandparents, Skip, Mr. Thicknose, Tommy, Kimberly, Billy, Rocky, Adam, Aisha, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Spike, Starlight Glimmer, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Princess Cadance, Shining Armor, and Eeyore.
• Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.
• Winnie the Pooh: And I'm Winnie the Pooh, but you can call me Pooh for short.
• Lightning McQueen: I'm Lightning McQueen. Nice to meet you. I've never seen cars like you before.
• Ash Ketchum: We are not cars. We are humans.
• Tommy Oliver: Except the animals talk like humans, but they are humans.
• Twilight Sparkle: And it's hard to explain but we're from a totally different world that's not much like yours.
• Lightning McQueen: So you are saying you all are from another world?
• Billy Cranston: That's right.
• Chomper: It's kind of a long story.

"That's What Friends are For"

• Lightning McQueen: Yeah, yeah! That'd be great! We should totally...
• Harv: OK, I gotta jump, kid. Le-Let me know how it goes. I'm out.
• (The call ends as the dial tone hums.)
• Lightning McQueen: (sighs)
• Dizzy: What's wrong with him?
• Flaps: I think something's bothering him.
• Buzzie: Oh, just look at him. Why, the poor little fella. You know, he must be down on his luck.
• Dizzy: Yeah, or he wouldn't be in our neighborhood.
• Winnie the Pooh: Are you quite alright, Lightning?
• Applejack: Are you feeling alright, sugarcube?
• Lightning McQueen: I'm fine. It's just that... I don't have any friends. At all.
• Eeyore: It figures.
• Pikachu: Pika?
• Togepi: Toge?
• Lightning McQueen:
• -
• Winnie the Pooh: Don't worry, Lightning. We will be your friends.
• Buzzie: Pooh's right, kid. Everybodys got to have friends. Hey, fellas, are we his friends?
• -
• (McQueen, Pooh and all the others are sleeping, and Skipper makes a log on a tape recorder.)
• Skipper: Skipper's log. 0200 hours. All is quiet. Little too quiet. The temptation of warm, soft slumber. It's also too much to bear. (He falls asleep on the recorder.)

McQueen, Pooh and all his friends first meet Mater

• Mater: (chuckles) You're funny. I like you already. (to Pooh and the others) And who are you guys?
• Winnie the Pooh: Well, this is Piglet, and Tigger and Rabbit, And Buzzie, Flaps, Dizzy, Ziggy, Jiminy Cricket, Zazu, Kronk, Zhane, Korra, Mako, Bolin, Asami, Jean-Bob, Speed, Puffin, Jeremy the Crow, Christopher Robin, Ash, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, Togepi, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper, Ruby, Guido, Littlefoot's grandparents, Skip, Mr. Thicknose, Tommy, Kimberly, Billy, Rocky, Adam, Aisha, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Spike, Starlight Glimmer, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Princess Cadance, Shining Armor, and Eeyore.
• Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.
• Winnie the Pooh: And I'm Winnie the Pooh, but you can call me Pooh for short.
• Mater: Well, it's mighty great to meet y'all! My name's Mater.
• Lightning McQueen: Mater?
• Mater: Yeah, like "tuh-mater," but without the "tuh".
• Mater, huh? I think that's a great name.
• Mater: Why, thank you, .
• And you seem awfully kind.
• Not to mention nice and friendly.
• Mater: Why, thank you, . And what's your name, big red car?
• Lightning McQueen: You... You don't know my name?
• Mater: Uh... No, I know your name. Is your name Mater too?
• Lightning McQueen: What?

Doc's Trophys/Lightning Tells the Secret

(The next morning, we see the United States flag moving up to the top of a pole as a reveille plays. The screen then changes shot to the ground to show Sarge, who had raised the flag up)

• Sarge: (salutes with his antenna. Then Sarge's bugle reveille gets interrupted by Jimi Hendrix's rendition of "The Star-Strangled Banner" being put on by Fillmore) Will you turn that disrespectful junk off?!
• Fillmore: Respect the classics, man. It's Hendrix.

(Then the screen shows inside McQueen's cone, where He’s Still sleeping. McQueen groans, then breathes rapidly and mutters. Fast-paced electronic music plays as McQueen mutters, which it is shown that McQueen was dreaming of competing in the final race with The King and Chick, only that it was actually the Motor Speedway of the South circuit, not the Los Angeles International Speedway. Suddenly, Frank appears on the track, driving behind the three racers. Frank growling and Chick screaming. All three racers get shocked at seeing Frank. The King drives off the track, Chick gets shredded by Frank's shredders. Then McQueen slides off the track. Frank crosses the finish line as the camera zooms in on Dexter Hoover's checkered flag and shows Frank on stage with his Piston Cup trophy, Tex and the Dinoco Girls. Two of the Dinoco Girls, who are on trophy models with discs on top, kiss Frank on his cheeks. Frank screaming loudly. Then the screen shows McQueen being surrounded by tractors, which one of them licks him. Tractor mooing. Then the screen shows back in the present, where McQueen wakes up from his dream)

• Lightning McQueen: No! [gasping] (Then an alarm beeps as a model car pops in and out of a miniature cone alarm clock) I gotta get outta here!

"Our Town"/Doc's Past

• Lightning McQueen: [McQueen and the whole of eventually catch up with Doc as he drives into his garage.] Doc, hold it! Seriously, your driving's incredible!
• Rainbow Dash: Yeah, you were so Awesome!
• Doc Hudson: Wonderful. Now, go away.
• Lightning McQueen: Hey, We mean it. You've still got it!
• Doc Hudson: I'm asking you all to leave.
• Lightning McQueen: Come on. I'm a race car, you're a much older race car, but under the hood you and I are the same.
• Doc Hudson: We are not the same! Understand? Now, get out.
• Korra: No, Not until you tell us why did you give up racing?!
• Ash Ketchum: Yeah Doc, If you were a famous race car, Why did you quiet during the top of his game!?
• Doc Hudson: [pauses] You think I quit?

(Doc then presses a button on the garage floor to turn on a light beside our heroes, who then look to see a newspaper's front page on the wall saying "Crash! Hudson Hornet out for season")

• Lightning McQueen: Right. Your big wreck in '54.
• Brock: What happen?
• Doc Hudson: They quit on me, when I finally got put together, I went back expecting a big welcome, you know what they said? "You're history", moved right on to the next rookie standing in line, there was a lot left in me, I never got a chance to show 'em, I keep that, to remind me never to go back, I just never expected that that world would find me here.

"Best Friends Until The End of Time"/Pooh and friends take McQueen to the Hundred Acre Wood

• (After our heroes learned about Doc's big crash and left McQueen alone to think about a lot of things, we now see Lightning McQueen peeking out from around the corner at a building at Radiator Springs and saw Pooh and the others and start overhearing their talking and singing)
• Twilight Sparkle: I wish that Celestia was here to see how strong friendships can be when we trust each other and work together! You've all taught me so much.
• Tigger: Well that's what we're always here for Twily-Girl!
• Ash Ketchum: And we'll do the same thing with Lightning.
• Ducky: Oh I believe it, yep, yep, yep.
• Tommy Oliver: So we're gonna do it?
• Korra: Yeah, let's do it!

• [Twilight Sparkle]

Friendship used to make me so queasy, queasy

But you made it all so easy, easy

Now I don't have to say what I'm thinking

You already know without even blinking

• [Applejack]

You guys are the apple of my eye

• [Rainbow Dash]

The race that doesn't end in a tie

• [Pinkie Pie]

You are the funnel cake at my fair

• [Fluttershy]

The warm hug of a fuzzy bear

• [100 Acre Avatar League and Mane Six]

Best friends until the end of time

We'll have each other's backs

And let our true selves shine

And that's because everything we need is all right here

When we're with our team

• Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private: Oh.

• [Twilight Sparkle]

I simply can't imagine there'd be a day

Where I wouldn't want to be walking your way

Whatever new problems there may be, may be

Our friendship is always the door with the key

• [Rarity]

You are the jewels in my friendship crown

• [Twilight Sparkle]

The sparks that make my world go 'round

• [Main Cast]

We bring the best out, that's our goal

There's no telling how far we'll go

Best friends until the end of time

We'll have each other's backs

And let our true selves shine

And that's because everything we need is all right here

When we're with our team!

• Winnie the Pooh: I like that song. (giggles)
• Christopher Robin: Silly old bear.
• SpongeBob SquarePants: So, how are we going to tell Lightning about our plan?
• Lightning McQueen: You don't have to.
• (Everyone turns around to see McQueen rolling to them from his hiding place)
• Tigger: Lightning-Boy?
• Ash Ketchum: How long have you been hiding back there?
• Lightning McQueen: Long enough to know that you guys are trying to help me.

McQueen, Ash and Starlight starting to form a special friendship/relationship connection with each other

• Starlight Glimmer: You know, Lightning, you're not the only one who has a tragic past and a betrayal of a somewhat "friend" that causes you change yourself and your attitude.
• Ash Ketchum: I also suffered from some battles, like I lost in the Indigo Plateau Conference and Silver Conference.

McQueen's goodbye/"Best for everyone or best for you?"/Everyone turns against Doc

(Doc is shown frowning, and Sally comes onto the main road to watch Mack and the press drive away with McQueen)

• Mater: I didn't get to say goodbye to him.
• Pinkie Pie: Me Too! (sniffles)
• Piglet: (sniffles) I'm gonna miss Lightning McQueen.
• Tigger: I can't believe it. This morning, we were such good friends, until that Doc Hudson throw a monkey wrench into things.
• Winnie the Pooh: I'll miss Lightning McQueen, too. If only I could hear his voice once more.

Race In California/McQueen's New Pit Crew

• Lightning McQueen: You don't know, Mack. We don't think I-
• Doc Hudson: [through the radio] I didn't come all this way to see you quit.
• Lightning McQueen: Doc?

(McQueen then looks to see Doc, the heroes, and the rest of the whole most of the Radiator Springs residents in his pit. Ramone has had a new paint job, being red with McQueen's bolt and the are shown wearing cheerleader outfits and holding pom-poms, while Doc has his original racing paint job and tires and a headset, which and also had to contact with McQueen on his radio)

• Lightning McQueen: Guys, you're here! We can't believe this!
• Starlight Glimmer: You didn't think we'll missed your race, did you?
• Doc Hudson: The others told me you needed a crew chief, but I didn't know it was this bad.
• Lightning McQueen: You thought you said you'd never come back.
• Doc Hudson: Well, I really didn't have a choice. Mater and Pinkie Pie didn't get to say goodbye.
• Tow Mater & Pinkie Pie: Goodbye! Okay, we're good.
• Lightning McQueen: [chuckles]

Princess Celestia comes to congratulate Lightning McQueen for his heroic actions at the tiebreaker race

• Christopher Robin: Lightning, that was a very grand thing to do.
• Rabbit: A heroic thing to do!
• Princess Celestia: (arriving in the scene) I just couldn't agree more.
• All: Princess Celestia?
• Tigger: What are you doing here?
• Princess Celestia: When I came to the skull to come check up on you all, I found out that you were gone so I had to look for you. When I found Donatello's lab, I saw the dimensional stick so I had to open the portal now that I know that the same dimension you all are in a place is where cars and other vehicles can talk.
• Spike the Dragon:
• Princess Celestia:
• Lightning McQueen: Thanks, Princess Celestia.
• Ash Ketchum: You did showed good sportsmanship.
• Pikachu: Pikachu!
• Lightning McQueen: Thanks, Ash.
• Winnie the Pooh:
• Lightning McQueen: Thanks, Pooh Bear.