Pooh's Adventures of Cars/Transcript

This is the transcript to Pooh's Adventures of Cars.

Prologue

(One day in the Hundred Acre Wood, Pooh, Ash, Littlefoot, SpongeBob, Alex, Twilight, Tommy, and the others are cleaning up Skull)

• Piglet: Pooh, what are you doing?
• Winnie the Pooh: You see Piglet, We thought we could clean up around Skull.
• Brock: Right, besides it's for a good reason.
• Tigger: [cough] Too bad Mewtwo and the others are off on a mission. While we stay here cleaning this place up.
• Christopher Robin: I know but once they get back. They'll be surprised.
• Buzzie: Yeah.
• Korra: Thanks for coming over and helping us clean up around here everyone.
• Skipper: It was our pleasure Korra.
• Alex: Good thing you guys asked us to come here.
• Tommy Oliver: Yeah we could use some extra help.
• Twilight Sparkle: Looking good, everypony! Let's keep this magical makeover moving!
• Rainbow Dash: You got it!
• Mako: Thanks for coming over Twilight so you and your friends can help us.
• Asami Sato: [Agreeing with Mako.] Yes, they've been amazing. [Places a hand up with praise.] Such tireless workers.
• Twilight Sparkle: Oh well, it was our pleasure, good thing we asked the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Shining Armor and Cadance for help.
• Mako: Trust me, it could've been worse.
• Princess Cadance: No problem, we're just glad to help.
• Shining Armor: Lucky we came when we did.
• Apple Bloom: Yeah, we too!
• Sweetie Belle: And it's great that we finally got our cutie marks!
• Scootaloo: But we still help you guys and other fillies with problems with their cutie marks!
• Spike the Dragon: Good old Spike is here, ready to do his part!
• Piglet: You know when you get use to it. Cleaning Skull up isn't all that hard.
• Rabbit: Sure, as long as we get it all done.
• Piglet: In that case I'll just do some dusting around here.

(Piglet grab the feather duster to do some dusting on top the shelfs but it was too high)

• Piglet: Oh my, there's certainly are a lot of dust. [Piglet felt something was lifting him up] Whoa!
• Littlefoot: [giggles] It's only me Piglet. I thought you can use a boost.
• Piglet: Oh, thank you Littlefoot. It is awfully hard to reach the tippity top when you're so very small.
• Pinkie Pie: A little more to the left! No, the other left! [quickly] Awesome! That's perfect right where it is! On to the next painting!
• Spike the Dragon: You sure you don't need any help?
• Applejack: Nah, that's okay.
• Pinkie Pie: [quickly] We have everything under control!
• Spike the Dragon: Dash?
• Rainbow Dash: I'm good!
• Spike the Dragon: [sighs] Isn't there anything I can help you with, Twilight?
• Kimberly Hart: Don't worry Spike we can handle it.
• Twilight Sparkle: I think she's right. It looks like we've got it, Spike. Looking great, everypony!
• Zhane: Think you can help me out here Starlight?
• Starlight Glimmer: Sure thing Zhane.
• Ducky: By the way, I just love your new look of your mane. It is a whole lot better than your old look. Yep, yep, yep!
• Petrie: Me too Starlight.
• Guido: Me three.
• Starlight Glimmer: Aw, I'm glad you liked it, Ducky, Petrie and Guido.
• Winnie the Pooh: And we've already forgiven you after what happened Starlight, so I'm sure you'll fit in with us just fine.
• Starlight Glimmer: Aw, thanks, Pooh Bear. (She and Pooh hugged.)
• Zazu: Twilight, I know Starlight just became your student and all. But do you think it's a good idea to bring her here after all the trouble she caused?
• Twilight Sparkle: I appreciate your concern, Zazu. But trust me, with me as her teacher, she can learn friendship lessons and become a better pony. Remember the same way we helped Sunset Shimmer?
• Zazu: [sighs] Of course you're right Twilight.
• Cera:
• Mr. Thicknose: Well, if I can learn a thing or two in my past, then so can she.
• Puffin: Not to worry. I'm sure we'll get along with Starlight Glimmer just fine.
• Speed: I agree.
• Twilight Sparkle: But maybe she will find a very special friend whom he or she can be so close to and with her.
• Sandy Cheeks:
• Gloria:
• Jean-Bob: Why do I get a bad feeling if she tries to cause trouble again?!
• Applejack: That was different. ????.
• Pinkie Pie: She was once soooooooo mean.
• Eeyore: She won't be so bad, Jean-Bob, once we get to know her. After this whole time traveling experience.
• Rabbit: Don't remind me Eeyore, because the last thing I want is to travel back in time and re-changed history.
• Skipper: Time travel, all you want is to slap a hippy, but all you'll get is chaos in Equestria.
• Private: Although, I do admit I would like to see it myself.
• Kowalski: I would like to try it too!
• Rico: [grunts happily agreed]
• Kronk: Can we give it a try?
• Bolin: Sure like to see what the past looks like.
• Twilight Sparkle: Absolutely not! Time travel is not something to be messed with.
• Mr. Krabs:
• Squidward:
• Starlight Glimmer: (from a distance) Um, I hear everything you all said from over here!
• Bolin: Ooh sorry, didn't mean it Starlight.
• Twilight Sparkle: Of course, we all know you've earned the right not to be remembered that way.
• Starlight Glimmer: Thanks.
• Korra: This whole thing is in the past Bolin. [Taps Bolin on the shoulder.] Come on.
• Bolin: Oh okay. Is that a good thing?
• Korra: Depends who you ask.
• Grandpa Longneck: Have you been able to reach the top of the walls?
• Chomper: We sure can.
• SpongeBob: Thanks for giving us a lift!
• Grandma Longneck: It was our pleasure SpongeBob.
• Rainbow Dash: Hey Scootaloo, can you help me out here?
• Scootaloo: Sure thing Rainbow Dash!
• Twilight Sparkle: Korra, lemme give you a hoof with that!
• Spike the Dragon: I could do it!
• Twilight Sparkle: That's okay, Spike.
• Pinkie Pie: Pony power! Weehee!!
• Spike the Dragon: [sighs]

(Spike the Dragon is now seen sadly walking into Donatello's lab)

• Spike the Dragon: Oh, this must be Donatello's lab. .

(Just then, he finds a dimensional portal on a stick on a table)

• Spike the Dragon: I wonder what this is?
• Applejack: Spike! Where are ya, Spike?
• Rarity: We're breaking for tea and biscuits!
• Rainbow Dash: Spike!

Pooh and his friends arrived in the Cars world

• (???????)

The race/???

• Lightning McQueen: (inhales) Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed, I am speed. One winner, 42 losers.

Pooh and his friends meet Lightning McQueen for the first time

• Lightning McQueen: Yo, Chuck. Chuck, what are you doing? You're blockin' the camera! Everyone wants to see the bolt.
• Not Chuck: What?!
• Lightning McQueen: Now, back away.
• Not Chuck: (groans and slams his air wrench towards the ground) That's it! Come on, guys.

(The Rust-eze pitties then leave.)

• Lightning McQueen: (as one of the pitties drops his side onto the ground) Ow! Whoa, team! Where are you going?
• Not Chuck: We quit, Mr. One-Man Show!
• Lightning McQueen: Oh, OK, leave. Fine. (chuckles) How will I ever find anyone else who knows how to fill me up with gas?

(The crowd then laughs.)

• Lightning McQueen: Adios, Chuck!
• Not Chuck: And my name is not Chuck!
• Lightning McQueen: Oh, whatever.
• Winnie the Pooh: Hello! Is anybody here?
• Lightning McQueen: Oh, hey there. Who are you?
• Winnie the Pooh: Well, this is Piglet, and Tigger and Rabbit, And Buzzie, Flaps, Dizzy, Ziggy, Jiminy Cricket, Zazu, Kronk, Zhane, Korra, Mako, Bolin, Asami, Jean-Bob, Speed, Puffin, Jeremy the Crow, Christopher Robin, Ash, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, Togepi, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper, Ruby, Guido, Littlefoot's grandparents, Skip, Mr. Thicknose, Tommy, Kimberly, Billy, Rocky, Adam, Aisha, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Spike, Starlight Glimmer, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Princess Cadance, Shining Armor, and Eeyore.
• Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.
• Winnie the Pooh: And I'm Winnie the Pooh, but you can call me Pooh for short.
• Lightning McQueen: I'm Lightning McQueen. Nice to meet you. I've never seen cars like you before.
• Ash Ketchum: We are not cars. We are humans.
• Tommy Oliver: Except the animals talk like humans, but they are humans.
• Twilight Sparkle: And it's hard to explain but we're from a totally different world that's not much like yours.
• Lightning McQueen: So you are saying you all are from another world?
• Billy Cranston: That's right.
• Chomper: It's kind of a long story.

"That's What Friends are For"

• Lightning McQueen: Yeah, yeah! That'd be great! We should totally...
• Harv: OK, I gotta jump, kid. Le-Let me know how it goes. I'm out.
• (The call ends as the dial tone hums.)
• Lightning McQueen: (sighs)
• Dizzy: What's wrong with him?
• Flaps: I think something's bothering him.
• Buzzie: Oh, just look at him. Why, the poor little fella. You know, he must be down on his luck.
• Dizzy: Yeah, or he wouldn't be in our neighborhood.
• Winnie the Pooh: Are you quite alright, Lightning?
• Applejack: Are you feeling alright, sugarcube?
• Lightning McQueen: I'm fine. It's just that... I don't have any friends. At all.
• Eeyore: It figures.
• Pikachu: Pika?
• Togepi: Toge?
• Lightning McQueen:
• -
• Winnie the Pooh: Don't worry, Lightning. We will be your friends.
• Buzzie: Pooh's right, kid. Everybodys got to have friends. Hey, fellas, are we his friends?
• -
• (McQueen, Pooh and all the others are sleeping, and Skipper makes a log on a tape recorder.)
• Skipper: Skipper's log. 0200 hours. All is quiet. Little too quiet. The temptation of warm, soft slumber. It's also too much to bear. (He falls asleep on the recorder.)

McQueen, Pooh and all his friends first meet Mater

• Mater: (chuckles) You're funny. I like you already. (to Pooh and the others) And who are you guys?
• Winnie the Pooh: Well, this is Piglet, and Tigger and Rabbit, And Buzzie, Flaps, Dizzy, Ziggy, Jiminy Cricket, Zazu, Kronk, Zhane, Korra, Mako, Bolin, Asami, Jean-Bob, Speed, Puffin, Jeremy the Crow, Christopher Robin, Ash, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, Togepi, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper, Ruby, Guido, Littlefoot's grandparents, Skip, Mr. Thicknose, Tommy, Kimberly, Billy, Rocky, Adam, Aisha, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Spike, Starlight Glimmer, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Princess Cadance, Shining Armor, and Eeyore.
• Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.
• Winnie the Pooh: And I'm Winnie the Pooh, but you can call me Pooh for short.
• Mater: Well, it's mighty great to meet y'all! My name's Mater.
• Lightning McQueen: Mater?
• Mater: Yeah, like "tuh-mater," but without the "tuh".
• Mater, huh? I think that's a great name.
• Mater: Why, thank you, .
• And you seem awfully kind.
• Not to mention nice and friendly.
• Mater: Why, thank you, . And what's your name, big red car?
• Lightning McQueen: You... You don't know my name?
• Mater: Uh... No, I know your name. Is your name Mater too?
• Lightning McQueen: What?

Doc's Trophys/Lightning Tells the Secret

(The next morning, we see the United States flag moving up to the top of a pole as a reveille plays. The screen then changes shot to the ground to show Sarge, who had raised the flag up)

• Sarge: (salutes with his antenna. Then Sarge's bugle reveille gets interrupted by Jimi Hendrix's rendition of "The Star-Strangled Banner" being put on by Fillmore) Will you turn that disrespectful junk off?!
• Fillmore: Respect the classics, man. It's Hendrix.

(Then the screen shows inside McQueen's cone, where He’s Still sleeping. McQueen groans, then breathes rapidly and mutters. Fast-paced electronic music plays as McQueen mutters, which it is shown that McQueen was dreaming of competing in the final race with The King and Chick, only that it was actually the Motor Speedway of the South circuit, not the Los Angeles International Speedway. Suddenly, Frank appears on the track, driving behind the three racers. Frank growling and Chick screaming. All three racers get shocked at seeing Frank. The King drives off the track, Chick gets shredded by Frank's shredders. Then McQueen slides off the track. Frank crosses the finish line as the camera zooms in on Dexter Hoover's checkered flag and shows Frank on stage with his Piston Cup trophy, Tex and the Dinoco Girls. Two of the Dinoco Girls, who are on trophy models with discs on top, kiss Frank on his cheeks. Frank screaming loudly. Then the screen shows McQueen being surrounded by tractors, which one of them licks him. Tractor mooing. Then the screen shows back in the present, where McQueen wakes up from his dream)

• Lightning McQueen: No! [gasping] (Then an alarm beeps as a model car pops in and out of a miniature cone alarm clock) I gotta get outta here!

"Our Town"/Doc's Past

• Lightning McQueen: [McQueen and the whole of eventually catch up with Doc as he drives into his garage.] Doc, hold it! Seriously, your driving's incredible!
• Rainbow Dash: Yeah, you were so Awesome!
• Doc Hudson: Wonderful. Now, go away.
• Lightning McQueen: Hey, We mean it. You've still got it!
• Doc Hudson: I'm asking you all to leave.
• Lightning McQueen: Come on. I'm a race car, you're a much older race car, but under the hood you and I are the same.
• Doc Hudson: We are not the same! Understand? Now, get out.
• Korra: No, Not until you tell us why did you give up racing?!
• Ash Ketchum: Yeah Doc, If you were a famous race car, Why did you quiet during the top of his game!?
• Doc Hudson: [pauses] You think I quit?

(Doc then presses a button on the garage floor to turn on a light beside our heroes, who then look to see a newspaper's front page on the wall saying "Crash! Hudson Hornet out for season")

• Lightning McQueen: Right. Your big wreck in '54.
• Brock: What happen?
• Doc Hudson: They quit on me, when I finally got put together, I went back expecting a big welcome, you know what they said? "You're history", moved right on to the next rookie standing in line, there was a lot left in me, I never got a chance to show 'em, I keep that, to remind me never to go back, I just never expected that that world would find me here.

"Best Friends Until The End of Time"/Pooh and friends take McQueen to the Hundred Acre Wood

• (After our heroes learned about Doc's big crash and left McQueen alone to think about a lot of things, we now see Lightning McQueen peeking out from around the corner at a building at Radiator Springs and saw Pooh and the others and start overhearing their talking and singing)
• Twilight Sparkle: I wish that Celestia was here to see how strong friendships can be when we trust each other and work together! You've all taught me so much.
• Tigger: Well that's what we're always here for Twily-Girl!
• Ash Ketchum: And we'll do the same thing with Lightning.
• Ducky: Oh I believe it, yep, yep, yep.
• Tommy Oliver: So we're gonna do it?
• Korra: Yeah, let's do it!

• [Twilight Sparkle]

Friendship used to make me so queasy, queasy

But you made it all so easy, easy

Now I don't have to say what I'm thinking

You already know without even blinking

• [Applejack]

You guys are the apple of my eye

• [Rainbow Dash]

The race that doesn't end in a tie

• [Pinkie Pie]

You are the funnel cake at my fair

• [Fluttershy]

The warm hug of a fuzzy bear

• [100 Acre Avatar League and Mane Six]

Best friends until the end of time

We'll have each other's backs

And let our true selves shine

And that's because everything we need is all right here

When we're with our team

• Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private: Oh.

• [Twilight Sparkle]

I simply can't imagine there'd be a day

Where I wouldn't want to be walking your way

Whatever new problems there may be, may be

Our friendship is always the door with the key

• [Rarity]

You are the jewels in my friendship crown

• [Twilight Sparkle]

The sparks that make my world go 'round

• [Main Cast]

We bring the best out, that's our goal

There's no telling how far we'll go

Best friends until the end of time

We'll have each other's backs

And let our true selves shine

And that's because everything we need is all right here

When we're with our team!

• Winnie the Pooh: I like that song. (giggles)
• Christopher Robin: Silly old bear.
• SpongeBob SquarePants: So, how are we going to tell Lightning about our plan?
• Lightning McQueen: You don't have to.
• (Everyone turns around to see McQueen rolling to them from his hiding place)
• Tigger: Lightning-Boy?
• Ash Ketchum: How long have you been hiding back there?
• Lightning McQueen: Long enough to know that you guys are trying to help me.

McQueen, Ash and Starlight starting to form a special friendship/relationship connection with each other

• Starlight Glimmer: You know, Lightning, you're not the only one who has a tragic past and a betrayal of a somewhat "friend" that causes you change yourself and your attitude.
• Ash Ketchum: I also suffered from some battles, like I lost in the Indigo Plateau Conference and Silver Conference.

McQueen's goodbye/"Best for everyone or best for you?"/Everyone turns against Doc

(Doc is shown frowning, and Sally comes onto the main road to watch Mack and the press drive away with McQueen)

• Mater: I didn't get to say goodbye to him.
• Pinkie Pie: Me Too! (sniffles)
• Piglet: (sniffles) I'm gonna miss Lightning McQueen.
• Tigger: I can't believe it. This morning, we were such good friends, until that Doc Hudson throw a monkey wrench into things.
• Winnie the Pooh: I'll miss Lightning McQueen, too. If only I could hear his voice once more.

Race In California/McQueen's New Pit Crew

• Lightning McQueen: You don't know, Mack. We don't think I-
• Doc Hudson: [through the radio] I didn't come all this way to see you quit.
• Lightning McQueen: Doc?

(McQueen then looks to see Doc, the heroes, and the rest of the whole most of the Radiator Springs residents in his pit. Ramone has had a new paint job, being red with McQueen's bolt and the are shown wearing cheerleader outfits and holding pom-poms, while Doc has his original racing paint job and tires and a headset, which and also had to contact with McQueen on his radio)

• Lightning McQueen: Guys, you're here! We can't believe this!
• Starlight Glimmer: You didn't think we'll missed your race, did you?
• Doc Hudson: The others told me you needed a crew chief, but I didn't know it was this bad.
• Lightning McQueen: You thought you said you'd never come back.
• Doc Hudson: Well, I really didn't have a choice. Mater and Pinkie Pie didn't get to say goodbye.
• Tow Mater & Pinkie Pie: Goodbye! Okay, we're good.
• Lightning McQueen: [chuckles]

Princess Celestia comes to congratulate Lightning McQueen for his heroic actions at the tiebreaker race

• Christopher Robin: Lightning, that was a very grand thing to do.
• Rabbit: A heroic thing to do!
• Princess Celestia: (arriving in the scene) I just couldn't agree more.
• All: Princess Celestia?
• Tigger: What are you doing here?
• Princess Celestia: When I came to the skull to come check up on you all, I found out that you were gone so I had to look for you. When I found Donatello's lab, I saw the dimensional stick so I had to open the portal now that I know that the same dimension you all are in a place is where cars and other vehicles can talk.
• Spike the Dragon:
• Princess Celestia:
• Lightning McQueen: Thanks, Princess Celestia.
• Ash Ketchum: You did showed good sportsmanship.
• Pikachu: Pikachu!
• Lightning McQueen: Thanks, Ash.
• Winnie the Pooh:
• Lightning McQueen: Thanks, Pooh Bear.