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== The race ("Real Gone")/Lightning loses his rear tires! ==
== The race/??? ==
*'''Lightning McQueen:''' (inhales) Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed, I am speed. ''[A brief shot of Piston Cup racers racing is shown before cutting to black again.]'' One winner, 42 losers. I eat losers for breakfast. ''[A view of him catching up to some racers from his rear is shown before we return to black.]'' Breakfast. Wait, maybe I should have had breakfast. A little breaky could be good for me. ''[regains focus]'' No, no, no, stay focused. Speed. ''[Another shot of the racers whizzing by is shown before cutting to black for the last time in this scene.]'' I'm faster than fast, quicker than quick! I am Lightning!
*'''Lightning McQueen:''' (inhales) Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed, I am speed. One winner, 42 losers.
*''[Then, a knock on his trailer is heard.]''
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*'''Mack''': Hey, Lightning! You ready?
*''[The trailer opens as "Real Gone" by Sheryl Crow begins playing.]''
*'''Lightning''': Oh, yeah. Lightning's ready.
*''[Revving his engine, Lightning slowly but surely rolls forwards. We see many of his body parts as he does so.]''
*'''Sheryl Crow''': I'm American made, Bud Light, Chevrolet
 
*My mama taught me wrong from right
 
*I was born in the South
 
*Sometimes I have a big mouth
 
*When I see somethin' that I don't like
 
*''[Lightning eventually becomes visible to the crowd and revs his engine, making the crowd cheer wildly.]''
 
*'''Sheryl Crow''': I gotta say it
 
*''[Flash bulbs from headlights are seen from all over the Motor Speedway of the South, a combination of Bristol Motor Speedway, Dover International Speedway, Martinsville Speedway and the pre-1997 layout of Atlanta Motor Speedway, with the scoring pylon based on the pylon from Indianapolis Motor Speedway.]''
 
*'''Sheryl Crow''': Well, we've been driving this road for a mighty long time
 
*Payin' no mind to the signs
 
*''[A cameraman shows his camera at the speedway and Lightning is seen all over the cameras with his smile catching the attention of many.]''
 
*'''Sheryl Crow''': Well, this neighborhood's changed
 
*It's all been rearranged
 
*We left that dream somewhere behind
 
*''[We zoom in on Lightning as he shines his sticker.]''
 
*'''Lightning McQueen''': Ka-Chow!
 
*''[The scene changes to the Dinoco 400 itself as the green flag has waved and the racers zoom by as we then cut to a view of a racer with yellow rims behind a #80 Gask-its racer named Sage VanDerSpin with the text "Walt Disney Pictures Presents" on the screen.]''
 
*'''Sheryl Crow''': Slow down, you're gonna crash
 
*''[We then see a view of blue rims belonging to Chuck Armstrong, #33 racer for Mood Springs as the text "A Pixar Animation Studios Film" is shown.]''
 
*'''Sheryl Crow''': Baby, you were screaming, it's a blast, blast, blast
 
*''[More angles of the 36 racers are shown as they race.]''
 
*'''Sheryl Crow''': And look out, babe, you've got your blinders on
 
*''[The title card "Pooh's Adventures of Cars" is then shown.]''
 
*'''Sheryl Crow''': Everybody's lookin' for a way to get real gone
 
*Real gone
 
*''[Even more shots of the racers are shown as the competition is fierce and action-packed.]''
 
*'''Sheryl Crow''': Real gone
 
*''[Lightning is then seen passing Leak Less #52 racer Claude Scruggs as well as Fiber Fuel racer #56, Brush Curber, Nitroade racer #28, Alan "Aiken" Axler, Chuck Armstrong, Sage VanDerSpin and RPM racer #64, Winford Bradford Rutherford before being blocked by Gasprin racer #70, Floyd Mulvihill and Towcap racer #4, Rusty Cornfuel, but overtakes them by riding his right side tires on the wall and comes up behind Sidewall Shine racer #74, Slider Petrolski and winks at the camera as Slider catches it from his bumper camera, designed after the bumper cameras seen in real life NASCAR and ARCA stock cars.]''
 
*'''Sheryl Crow''': But there's a new cat in town
 
*He's got high paid friends
 
*Thinks he's gonna change history
 
*You think you know him so well
 
*Yeah, you think he's so swell
 
*But he's just perpetuatin' prophecy
 
*C'mon now
 
*''[We then see Lightning's biggest fans, twin girls named Mia and Tia cheering Lightning on as well as the rest of the crowd cheering and raising their headlights.]''
 
*'''Sheryl Crow''': Slow down, you're gonna crash
 
*Baby, you were screaming, it's a blast, blast, blast
 
*''[A souvenir vendor named Brian Park Motors is seen passing out souvenirs to cheering fans.]''
 
*'''Brian Park Motors''': Get your antenna balls here!
 
*''[We return to the race as the racers continues to pass by at speeds reaching over 200 MPH.]''
 
*'''Sheryl Crow''': Look out, you've got your blinders on
 
*Everybody's looking for a way
 
*To get real gone
 
*''[The scene changes to some RV's filling the infield from the inside wall, with the Dinoco RV drinking some Dinoco fuel.]''
 
*'''RV #1''': Go, Lightnin'!
 
*'''Larry''': Whoo!
 
*'''Doug R.M''': You got that right, Slick. ''[whistles]''
 
*'''Sheryl Crow''': Real gone
 
*''[The racers are now on pit road and pit crews are hard at work changing tires and refueling their drivers with the crew chiefs making the calls.]''
 
*'''Sheryl Crow''': Real gone
 
*''[After his pit stop, Trunk Fresh racer #34, Dirkson D'agostino, leaves his pit stall and returns to the track as well as everyone else that completed their stops.]''
 
*'''Sheryl Crow''': Real gone
 
*''[We then get a view of some spectators using the restrooms, then the scene changes to an RV named Elvis dancing to "Real Gone".]''
 
*'''Elvis''': ''[singing]'' Uh!
 
*''[Next scene, we find a green mustached racer named Chick Hicks, who races for Hostile Takeover Bank with his number being 86, taking out Transberry Juice racer #63, Lee Revkins, who spins out after Chick makes contact with him.]''
 
*'''Lee Revkins''': Uh! Aaah!
 
*''[Chick is then overtaken by his nemesis, 7-time Piston Cup champion Strip "The King" Weathers, Dinoco racer #43, who is modeled after the 1969-1970 Plymouth Superbirds driven by his real life counterpart, Richard Petty. He then accelerates away, with Chick and Lightning following. We then cut to the broadcast booth where we find Bob Cutlass and Darrell Cartrip, car versions of Bob Costas and Darrell Waltrip, calling the race on the Racing Sports Network, RSN for short.]''
 
*'''Bob Cutlass''': Welcome back to the Dinoco 400. I'm Bob Cutlass, here with my good friend, Darrell Cartrip. We're midway through what may turn out to be a historic day for racing.
 
*'''Darrell Cartrip''': Bob, my oil pressure's through the roof right now. If this gets any more exciting, they're gonna have to tow me outta the booth!
 
*'''Bob Cutlass''': Right you are, Darrell. ''[We then cut to the three main racers, with their point standings shown as well.]'' Three cars are tied for the season points lead, heading into the final race of the season. And the winner of this race, Darrell, will win the season title and the Piston Cup. ''[We zoom in on Strip Weathers.]'' Does The King, Strip Weathers, have one more victory in him before retirement?
 
*'''Darrell Cartrip''': He's been Dinoco's golden boy for years! Can he win them one last Piston Cup?
 
*'''Bob Cutlass''': And, as always, in the second place spot we find Chick Hicks. ''[We then see clips of him always placing behind his two rivals, Strip and Lightning, in third place.]'' He's been chasing that tailfin his entire career.
 
*'''Darrell Cartrip''': Chick thought this was his year, Bob. His chance to finally emerge from The King's shadow. But the last thing he expected was... ''[Lightning's name is seen in a thunderstorm background.]'' Lightning McQueen!
 
*''[We find Lightning himself still behind his mean green rival.]''
 
*'''Bob Cutlass''': You know, I don't think anybody expected this. The rookie sensation came into the season unknown. But everyone knows him now.
 
*'''Darrell Cartrip''': Will he be the first rookie to win a Piston Cup and land Dinoco?
 
*'''Bob Cutlass''': The legend, the runner-up, and the rookie! Three cars, one champion!
 
*''[We return to the race.]''
 
*'''Sheryl Crow''': Well, here I come and I'm so not scared
 
*Got my pedal to the metal, got my hands in the air
 
*''[Chick tries to pass The King, but gets blocked every time, allowing Lightning to catch up and go side-by-side with him.]''
 
*'''Sheryl Crow''': Look out, you take your blinders off
 
*''[Chick and Lightning try to get ahead of each other.]''
 
*'''Chick Hicks''': No you don't.
 
*'''Sheryl Crow''': Everybody's looking for a way to get real gone
 
*Real gone
 
*''[Lightning moves to the inside and finally passes Chick while chuckling in triumph.]''
 
*'''Chick Hicks''': Hey!
 
*''[Chick immediately accelerates towards Lightning.]''
 
*'''Sheryl Crow''': Real gone
 
*''[Right after "Real Gone" ends, Chick spins Lightning out and the #95 Rust-eze racer skids to a halt in the infield while the crowd boos Chick for what he did.]''
 
*'''Motorhome''': Whoa! What a ride!
 
*'''Larry''': What a ride!
 
*'''Chick Hicks''': ''[laughs evilly]'' Ha-ha-ha-ha!
 
*'''Larry''': Go get 'em, McQueen! Go get 'em!
 
*''[R.M. whistles as Lightning drives off the grass and back onto the track to try and regain his lost momentum. Chick witnesses this from a distance.]''
 
*'''Female Audience Member''': I love you, Lightning!
 
*'''Chick Hicks''': Dinoco is all mine!
 
*''[He wrecks Winford Bradford Rutherford, starting the dreaded Big One!]''
 
*'''Winford Bradford Rutherford''': AAAHHH!!!
 
*'''Darrell Cartrip''': Trouble, turn 3!
 
*''[Winford gets rammed into by Sputter Stop racer #92, Murray Clutchburn.]''
 
*'''Chick Hicks''': Ha-ha! Get through that, McQueen!
 
*'''Bob Cutlass''': Oh! Huge crash behind the leaders!
 
*''[The crowd gasps as they witness the Big One. More angles of racers wrecking and screaming are shown with a one of them losing a tire. Floyd Mulvihill is slammed into by Slider Petrolski while Shiny Wax racer #82, Darren Leadfoot, just misses them. Chuck Armstrong is getting the worst of it as he gets airborne. Lil' Torquey Pistons racer #117, Ralph Carlow makes contact with Murray Clutchburn with Clutch Aid racer #121, Kevin Shiftright, spinning behind them. Another shot of the wreck is seen before we see a view from Brush Curber's point of view as he gets hit by Shifty Drug racer #35, Kevin Racingtire, who also makes contact with Re-Volting racer #84, Davey Apex, who spins out and hits the outside wall. Brush also gets hit by Rusty Cornfuel while Claude Scruggs ends up facing towards Octane Gain racer #58, Billy Oilchanger, with both of them smiling and laughing nervously before Billy gets slammed by two racers. Claude then notices No Stall racer #123, Todd Marcus coming towards him and then hits him, causing Claude to end up on Todd's roof.]''
 
*'''Claude Scruggs and Todd Marcus''': Aaaahhh!!
 
*''[They look at each other in fear as they wreck. Meanwhile, Lightning is trying to get through the Big One without taking damage himself, swerving left to right.]''
 
*'''Bob Cutlass''': Wait a second, Darrell. McQueen is in the wreckage.
 
*''[We go onboard with Lightning as he navigates through the wreck and the smoke.]''
 
*'''Darrell Cartrip''': There's no way the rookie can make it through! Not in one piece, that is.
 
*''[Lightning then notices the wrecked Claude Scruggs ahead and unleashes a mighty leap over his undercarriage and Todd Marcus and into the air through the smoke, exhaling and sticking out his tongue while shining his right sticker at the audience and moves his right front tire towards them.]''
 
*'''Lightning McQueen''': Yeah!
 
*''[The reflection of his bolt sticker shines over Mia and Tia as well.]''
 
*'''Mia and Tia''': Lightning! Oh!
 
*''[Lightning lands back on the ground, having dodged the entire Big One unscathed and takes the caution flag.]''
 
*'''Darrell Cartrip''': Look at that! McQueen made it through!
 
*'''Bob Cutlass''': And a spectacular move by Lightning McQueen!
 
*'''Lightning McQueen''': Yeah! Ka-Chow!
 
*'''Crowd''': ''[chanting]'' McQueen! McQueen! McQueen! McQueen! McQueen! McQueen!
 
*'''Albert Hinkey''': Yeah, McQueen! Ka-Chow! ''[honks his horn, irritating the other crowd members around him]''
 
*''[The pace car, named Charlie Checker, arrives to pace Lightning and the rest of the field under caution.]''
 
*'''Bob Cutlass''': While everyone else heads into the pits, McQueen stays out to take the lead!
 
*''[A tow truck named Tow is then seen towing a badly damaged Chuck Armstrong back to the garage.]''
 
*'''Chuck Armstrong''': Don't take me out, coach. I can still race!
 
*''[The racers are then seen on pit road to not only change tires and refuel, but also to repair the damage they sustained in the Big One caused by Chick, who is also on pit road having his tires changed.]''
 
*'''Chick Hicks''': ''[chuckles]'' What do you think, boys? A thing of beauty.
 
*'''Chief Chick''': McQueen made it through!
 
*'''Chick Hicks''': What?!
 
*''[The camera then shows Lightning still on the track, not pitting like everyone else.]''
 
*'''Chief Chick''': He's not pitting!
 
*''[Shocked and angry at this, Chick rushes his crew to hurry up before he loses too much momentum.]''
 
*'''Chick Hicks''': Come on! You gotta get me out there! Let's go! Get me back out there! Come on!
 
*'''Bob Cutlass''': McQueen's not going into the pits!
 
*'''Darrell Cartrip''': You know, the rookie just fired his crew chief. That's the third one this season!
 
*''[The other racers are seen driving back onto the track having completed their pit stops, but Chick is having a very bad stop and Chief Chick is yelling at the HtB crew to finish quickly.]''
 
*'''Bob Cutlass''': Well, he says he likes working alone, Darrell.
 
*'''Chief Chick''': Go, go, go, go, go, go!
 
*''[Chick finally completes his stop and stays ahead of Billy Oilchanger, but gets held up by Vinyl Toupee racer #76, Crusty Rotor in front of him and Bumper Save racer #90, Ponchy Wipeout next to him, much to his fury. He was also passed by the car version of Dale Earnhardt, Jr., Davey Apex, Brush Curber, Darren Leadfoot, Faux Wheel Drive racer #54, Johnny Blamer, Ralph Carlow and Alan "Aiken" Axler.]''
 
*'''Bob Cutlass''': Looks like Chick got caught up in the pits.
 
*'''Darrell Cartrip''': Yeah, after a stop like that, he's got a lot of ground to make up. Get ready boys, we're coming to the restart!
 
*''[Lightning, Strip and Chick are seen preparing for the restart. The green flag waves and Lightning is off in a flash while the crowd cheers. We reach lap 213 as Strip passes by Floyd Mulvihill and Tank Coat racer #36, Eugene Carbureski as the racers fly by. Chick is then seen passing Tach-O-Mint racer #101, Greg Candyman as he struggles to regain his lost momentum.]''
 
*'''Chick Hicks''': Come on. Come on.
 
*''[Lightning continues to lead the field as we hit lap 257. Chick passes Ponchy Wipeout, but Billy Oilchanger is in his way.]''
 
*'''Chick Hicks''': Come on, come on, come on!
 
*''[He finally passes Billy as Lightning flies through the track and we reach lap 294. Strip passes by Apple racer #84, Mac iCar, the only real life sponsor in the movie, and chases down Johnny Blamer. Meanwhile, Lightning enters pit road with his pitties, lead by Not Chuck, proceeding to try and change Lightning's tires while also giving him some more Dinoco fuel.]''
 
*'''Not Chuck''': We need tires now! Come on, let's go!
 
*'''Lightning McQueen''': No, no, no, no! No tires, just gas! ''[drives off]''
 
*'''Not Chuck''': What?! You need tires, you idiot!
 
*''[One of the Rust-eze pitties slams a tire onto the ground in fury over Lightning's arrogance. Lightning continues to lead as we hit lap 331 with Chick passing Kevin Shiftright and is now behind his lifelong nemesis, Strip "The King" Weathers.]''
 
*'''Darrell Cartrip''': Looks like it's all gas-and-go's for McQueen today.
 
*'''Bob Cutlass''': That's right. No tires again.
 
*'''Darrell Cartrip''': Now normally, I'd say that's a short-term gain, long-term loss, but it sure is workin' for him. Hey, he obviously knows somethin' we don't know.
 
*''[It's now lap 378 with 23 laps to go in the 2005 season. Lightning is enjoying his lead with Strip and Chick ahead of the other racers. Come lap 399, two laps remaining, Lightning has built up a huge lead and almost putting other racers a lap down like a short track race. We see the racers continue to whiz by at almost to over 200 MPH, then Lightning zooms by taking the white flag as lap 400, the final lap of the 2005 Piston Cup Racing Series season commences.]''
 
*'''Bob Cutlass''': This is it, Darrell. One lap to go and Lightning McQueen has a huge lead.
 
*'''Darrell Cartrip''': Ah, he's got it in the bag. Call in the dogs and put out the fire! We're gonna crown us a new champion!
 
*''[Mia, Tia and the rest of the crowd screams and cheers wildly as Lightning reaches the final turn.]''
 
*'''Lightning McQueen''': Checkered flag, here I come!
 
*''[Suddenly, he blows a left rear tire, slowing him down dramatically.]''
 
*'''Darrell Cartrip''': Oh, no! McQueen has blown a tire!
 
*''[The crowd gasps in horror upon seeing this.]''
 
*'''Bob Cutlass''': And with only one turn to go! Can he make it?
 
*''[Not Chuck and the rest of the Rust-eze crew are furious with Lightning for causing this in the first place.]''
 
*'''Not Chuck''': You fool!
 
*''[One of the pitties knocks down a cart of Lightning's Lightyear tires in frustration over Lightning's arrogant cockiness. Lightning, meanwhile, struggles to get to the start-finish line to win the race and the Piston Cup as his left rear rim causes sparks on the track. Strip and Chick see this on the screen.]''
 
*'''Roger Wheeler''': McQueen's blown a tire! McQueen's blown a tire! Go, go, go, go, go, go!
 
*''[With that, Strip and Chick go faster as Lightning drives slightly slower because of his blown tire. Lightning tries holding on as hard as he can, but then, he suddenly blows his right rear tire, slowing him down even further.]''
 
*'''Lightning McQueen''': Aah!
 
*'''Darrell Cartrip''': He's lost another tire! The King and Chick are coming up fast!
 
*'''Bob Cutlass''': They're entering turn 3!
 
*'''Lightning McQueen''': Come on! ''[grunts]''
 
*''[The other racers are catching up fast.]''
 
*'''Darrell Cartrip''': I don't believe what I'm watching, Bob!
 
*''[Strip blocks Chick from passing him.]''
 
*'''Darrell Cartrip''': Lightning McQueen is 100 feet from his Piston Cup!
 
*''[Lightning, seeing Strip and Chick coming, does quick jumps to reach the finish line quickly. Chick and The King are now side-by-side.]''
 
*'''Bob Cutlass''': The King and Chick rounding turn 4.
 
*''[Lightning is still jumping as Strip and Chick are coming closer and closer. This is coming down to the wire!]''
 
*'''Darrell Cartrip''': Down the stretch they come! And it's, and it's...
 
*''[Strip and Chick cross the start-finish line with Lightning sticking his tongue out in a last-ditch effort.]''
 
*'''Bob Cutlass''': It's too close to call!
 
*'''Darrell Cartrip''': I don't believe it!
 
*'''Bob Cutlass''': Too close to call!
 
*'''Mia and Tia''': Lightning!
 
*'''Darrell Cartrip''': I don't believe it! I don't believe it! I don't believe it! ''[cheers]''
 
*'''Bob Cutlass''': The most spectacular, amazing, unequivocally, unbelievable ending in the history of the world! And we don't even know who won!
 
*'''Darrell Cartrip''': Look at that!
 
*''[The Piston Cup officials are looking at replays to find out who won this race due to this photo finish.]''
 
*'''Piston Cup Official #1''': That's very close to call.
 
*'''Piston Cup Official #2''': Can we play that again?
 
*''(Meanwhile, one of the security officers, named Richard Clayton Kensington, notices someone watching them with a camera.)''
 
*'''Richard Clayton Kensington''': Hey, no cameras! Get outta here!


== Pooh and his friends meet Lightning McQueen for the first time ==
== Pooh and his friends meet Lightning McQueen for the first time ==
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