Pooh's Adventures of Aladdin/Transcript

This is the transcript for the remastered remake of Pooh's Adventures of Aladdin.

The Prologue[edit | edit source]

(The film starts off when we last time of " Pooh's Adventures of Pokémon: The First Movie." When a wormhole between Time and Space opens bringing Mewtwo, the Clone Pokémon, Pooh and Pals flying toward the 100 Acre Wood as they about to land)

Mewtwo: So, this is your world.
Tigger: Yep. (chuckles) That's it.
Rabbit: Yes, a peaceful, villain-free environment.
Piglet: What do you think?
Mewtwo: This place is beautiful. But what right have I to judge? What do I know of this world and its beauty?
Winnie the Pooh: Well, this place may not be much. But, it's home to us all.
Mewtwo: I suppose you're right.
Rabbit: Mewtwo, answer me this. Why did you wipe the memories of Ash and his friends and not ours?
Mewtwo: Don't worry. I only wiped the memories of me and our confrontation from them, but not of you.
Rabbit: Oh, thank goodness.
Tigger: And what of Agent X?
Piglet: Yes. Is he...
Mewtwo: No. He's not gone. Not yet.
Eeyore: You know Agent X?
Mewtwo: Yes. Agent X is me.
Tigger: (stutters) What?
Piglet: What?
Winnie the Pooh: What?
Rabbit: What?
Eeyore: Huh?
Rabbit: But why?
Mewtwo: You see, I was created by an old friend of yours, Zordon of Eltar.
Rabbit: Zordon? Did you say Zordon?
Mewtwo: Yes. He created me to be your friend and ally.
Piglet: What about that storm and your evil scheme?
Mewtwo: That was a test to see if you had the power to redeem a villain. And you passed.
Rabbit: Well. Uhh, that explains a lot.
Winnie the Pooh: But what about Zordon?
Mewtwo: I hate to say this but, Zordon is....

(an energy pluse of goodness surges through the Wood)

Mewtwo: What?
Tigger: What's up?
Mewtwo: (turns toward Pooh and Pals) He's alive!
Piglet: Zordon? Alive?
Rabbit: But I thought...
Mewtwo: So did I. Now, I sense that he's been revived by someone who's powers are equal to my own.
Winnie the Pooh: So, what do we do now?
Mewtwo: Listen carefully, my friends. Zordon had a mission for you before he was captured by the Forces of Evil.
Eeyore: If you ask me, not that anybody is. What is the mission?
Mewtwo: He wanted you to go to a place called Agrabah.
Rabbit: Agrabah? Why there?
Mewtwo: He wanted you to go to a place called the Cave of Wonders to find a magic lamp, like this. (relieves a replica of the lamp) The lamp contains an all powerful Genie that can prove useful to us in the future. Your mission is to find it and protect it from the Forces of Evil.
Tigger: That's gotta be dangerous.
Piglet: If we're gonna do that, what are you gonna do?
Mewtwo: First, I'll take the Pokémon clones to find a place where we could live in peace. Then, I'll go on a self-journey to find out who it was that revived Zordon. And maybe someday, we'll cross paths again soon. And if you see the boy again, don't tell him about me.
Winnie the Pooh: We'll remember.
Rabbit: Yes. We'll keep you anonymous until the time is right.
Mewtwo: Good. May our paths cross again. (levitates himself and the clone Pokémon up to the sky) Farewell, my friends.
Winnie the Pooh: Goodbye, Mewtwo. We'll remember.

(Pooh and Pals wave goodbye to their enemy turned friend, then a familiar screech is heard)

Winnie the Pooh: Look!

(Ho-oh is seen flying in the sky)

Rabbit: Why, it's Ho-oh!
Winnie the Pooh: (chuckles) So it is.

(Ho-oh is seen flying toward a rainbow then disappears. As a scene fated to black. As it goes to the next scene, it begins the opening credits, when a man riding a camel in the desert)

[Peddler]

Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place, where the caravan camels roam.

Where it's flat and immense, and the heat is intense.

It's barbaric, but hey, it's home.

When the wind's from the east, and the sun's from the west,

And the sand in the glass is right.

Come on down, stop on by, hop a carpet and fly

to another Arabian night.

Arabian nights, like Arabian days.

More often than not, are hotter than hot in a lot of good ways.

Arabian nights, 'neath Arabian moons.

A fool off his guard, could fall and fall hard out there on the dunes.

Peddler: Ah, salaam, and good evening to you, worthy friend. Please, please, come closer. (Camera zooms in hitting peddler in face) Too close. A little too close. (Camera zooms back out to CU) There. Welcome to Agrabah, city of mystery, of enchantment, and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today. Come on down. Heh, heh. Look at this. Yes. Combination hookah and coffeemaker. Also makes julienne fries. Will not break. (taps it on table) will not… (it falls apart) It broke. Ohh! Look at this. (Pulls out Tupperware) I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen. (Pries it open, makes raspberry sound.) Ah, still good. (Camera begins to pan to right. The peddler hurries to catch it.) Wait. Don’t go. (Stop pan.) I can see that you’re only interested in the exceptionally rare. I think, then, you would be most rewarded to consider this. (The peddler pulls the magic lamp out from his sleeve.) Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. (Another pan, this one slower to left. Again, the peddler rushes to catch up.) This is no ordinary lamp. It once changed the course of a young man’s life. A young man who, liked this lamp, was more than what he seemed. The diamond in the rough. Perhaps you would like to hear the tale? (The peddler pours shiny sand from the lamp into his hand.) It begins on a dark night… (The peddler throws sand into the sky, where it forms a starry nightscape.) where a dark man waits with a dark purpose.

(Camera tilts down to find Jafar sitting on his horse and Iago on his shoulder. Gazeem comes riding up to the pair)

Jafar: You are late.
Gazeem: A thousand apologies, O patient one.
Jafar: You have it then?
Gazeem: I had to slit a few throats, but I got it. (Pulls out half of the medallion. Jafar reaches out for it, but Gazeem yanks it back.) Ah-ah-ahhh. The treasure. (Iago squawks as he flies by and grabs the medallion.) Ow!
Jafar: Trust me, my pungent friend. You’ll get what’s coming to you.
Iago: What’s coming to you. Awk!

(Jafar pulls out the second half of the medallion. He connects them, and the insect medallion begins to glow. Finally, it flies out of Jafar’s hand, scaring the horses, and is off towards the dunes)

Jafar: Quickly. Follow the trail. Faster.

(All ride off, following the glowing speck of light, until it reaches a large dune. It separates into two and the halves plunge into the dune. All that remains are two glowing points of light on the dune. But then the dune begins to rise up, transforming into a giant lion’s head, with the glowing points serving as the eyes.)

Jafar: At last, after all my years of searching… the Cave of Wonders.
Iago: Awk. Cave of Wonders?
Gazeem: [whispering] By Allah.
Jafar: Now, remember. Bring me the lamp. The rest of the treasure is yours, but the lamp is mine.

(Gazeem starts to approach the lion’s mouth, which forms the entrance to the cave. He chuckles as he goes.)

Iago: Awk, the lamp. Awk, the lamp. Jeez, where'd ya dig this bozo up?
Jafar: Shh.

(Gazeem reaches the cave, but is blown away by the roar of the cave's speaking.)

Cave: [echoing rumble] Who disturbs my slumber?
Gazeem: [thief gasps] It is I, Gazeem, a humble thief.
Cave: Know this. Only one may enter here, one whose worth lies within. A diamond in the rough.

(Gazeem turns to Jafar with a questioning look.)

Jafar: What are you waiting for? Go on.

(Gazeem hesitates, then moves one foot inside the cave. With great apprehension, he plants his foot down. Nothing happens. Relieved, he begins his trek again. Then another roar comes. He turns back screaming, but the cave violently closes its mouth on Gazeem, killing him instantly and the dune collapses back into a small hill and the two halves of the scarab roll down the hill.)

Jafar: NOOOO!
Cave: Seek thee out the diamond in the rough.

(Iago unburied himself from the sand, coughing as he does so.)

Iago: [coughing] I can’t believe it. I just don’t believe it. We’re never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp. Just forget it. Look at this. Look at this. I’m so ticked off that I’m molting.
Jafar: Patience, Iago. Patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
Iago: Oh, there’s a big surprise. That’s an incred… I think I’m gonna have a heart attack and die from not surprise. What are we gonna do? We got a big problem here, a big…
Jafar: [He pinches Iago beak shut] Yes. Only one may enter. I must find this one, this… diamond in the rough.

Arriving at Agrabah/Meeting Aladdin and Abu/One Jump Ahead[edit | edit source]

(The scene fades into the desert where Pooh and Pals are on a long journey to the cave of wonders but ended up lost.)

Tigger: Water. Water.
Winnie the Pooh: Honey. Honey.
Rabbit: It's the end. I tell you. We're lost, fried in the desert sun.
Piglet: Uh, excuse me, uh--
Rabbit: Scorchded in the searing sands. We're--Whoo!

(Eeyore bumps in the tub and Rabbit fells into the water.)

Rabbit:...parched in a waterless wasteland. We're...We're...(Rabbit notices he's in the water.) Does anyone have a towel?
Piglet: Here you go, Rabbit. I tried to tell you about it.
Tigger: Thanks for finding some water. Bunny Boy
Rabbit: Don't mention it. Tigger.
Tigger: That's funny. What's a water tub doing out here in the desert?
Eeyore: If you ask me, not that anybody is. I think we have just arrived in this city.
Winnie the Pooh: Eeyore might be on to something I wonder if this city. Might be Agrabah? The one Zordon told us to go?

(Pooh and Pals see the view of Agrabah.)

Piglet: You're right, Pooh!
Tigger: You found it, Buddy Bear!
Eeyore: Now that we're all here. What'll we do now?
Rabbit: Mewtwo said that we need to find this place called the Cave of Wonders.
Piglet: But, uh, where do we find this Cave of Wonders?
Rabbit: Uh, don't look at me.
Winnie the Pooh: Oh, bother. Think! Think! If Zordon send us all here in this world.... Think! And now we need to find the Cave of Wonders... Uh, by which I mean to say... perhaps we should ask someone to help us?
Piglet: You mean asking someone who knows about the Cave of Wonders?
Winnie the Pooh: I believe so.
Tigger: That's it! We need directions! (laughs) Oh Buddy Boy, for a Bear a very little brain you sure got a lot of stuffin'
Winnie the Pooh: Well, you know what I always say when there's a city there is plenty of honey.
Rabbit: You always say that? In case you forgot Pooh we're on a mission to protect the lamp.
Winnie the Pooh: Oh, I'm sorry Rabbit. But for some reason honey seems to be on my mind.
Rabbit: Pooh Bear, it's only thing on your mind. Come on let's get moving. Maybe someone will know where the cave is.

(Pooh and Pals entered the city unknown to them they were being watched by Iago who listened their whole conversation. Finds them interesting.)

Iago: So, these alive talking stuffed animals are looking for the lamp too, huh? Boy, wait until Jafar hears about this.

(Iago flies back to palace to inform Jafar about Pooh and his friends' arrival and their mission. Meanwhile Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, and Eeyore wandered around in the Marketplace of Agrabah.)

Tigger: Wow, I didn't expect they have so many shops and markets around here.
Piglet: You're right, Tigger. Maybe after we find the lamp, we can look and see what we can buy for ourselves.
Rabbit: Well, it's a good thing Christopher Robin gave us some money before we left. Otherwise--
Winnie the Pooh: Shh-shh-shh! [whispers] Do you hear something?

(Pooh looks up to the rooftop, where Aladdin rushes up to the edge, carrying a loaf of bread. He almost drops it over the edge.)

Guard: Stop, Thief! I’ll have your hands for a trophy, street rat!
Aladdin: (Looks back, then down, then at the bread.) All this for a loaf of bread? Whoa!

(He jumps off, landing on two ropes strung between buildings, with drying clothes on them. He skies down them, collecting bits and pieces of clothing on him as he goes. Finally, he’s nearing the end of the rope, at a window, when a woman reaches out and slams the shutters closed. Aladdin slams into the shutters and falls to the street, his fall being broken by numerous awnings and the pile of clothes around him. Pooh and the others approach to the pile.

Winnie the Pooh: I think it's raining laundry.
Tigger: Where did those come from?
Eeyore: The sky has finally fallen. Always knew it would.
Piglet: Oh, m-m-m-m-my!

(Aladdin pulls off the top layer of clothes and is about to enjoy his bread. But he scared Pooh and his friends)

Pooh and Pals: (screams)
Aladdin: Oops, sorry, didn't mean to scare you like that. I didn't realize you were right here.
Tigger: Say, Who in the world is that person supposed to be?
Rabbit: Well, I really don't know, Tigger. I've never seen that guy in my entire life before.
Aladdin: (surprised) I'm must be dreaming! You're talking!
Tigger: Oops, you got us.
Winnie the Pooh: We would say hello. But we mean you no harm.
Piglet: But are you alright? That must have been quite a fall you had.
Aladdin: I’m alright. But what are you guys? Where did you all come from?
Tigger: We’re just living toy animals from a far away land. But first. What are doing out here anyways?
Aladdin: Well, I'm just trying to get away from the guards with the bread I had.
Rabbit: Wait, you mean you stole that bread?! Why didn't you pay for it?!

(Their conversation got interrupted when they hear the guards’ voices on the rooftop.)

Guard 1#: There he is!
Guard 2#: You won’t get away so easy!
Aladdin: You think that was easy?

(He looks at three women, laughing at him.)

Razoul: You two, over that way, and you, with me. We’ll find him.
Aladdin: (to Pooh and Pals) Look, I'll explain later. But right now you better hide before the guards get you.
Piglet: But won't we get into trouble?
Aladdin: Only if you get caught. Down that alley they won't see you.
Tigger: You heard him!
Rabbit: We don't have a choice hide!

(Pooh and Pals hide in the alley while Aladdin pulls a sheet over him and wraps himself as a disguise. He rushes over to the women.)

Aladdin: Morning, ladies.
Woman 1#: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren’t we Aladdin?
Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You’re only in trouble if you get caught--

(A hand grabs Aladdin’s shoulder and yanks him back. It’s the first guard. Aladdin’s disguise falls off.)

Razoul: Gotcha!
Aladdin: I’m in trouble!
Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, and Rabbit: (gasps)
Razoul: And this time!

(A screeching sound from Abu, then the guard’s turban is pulled down over his eyes. Abu dances on the guard’s head, laughing.)

Aladdin: Perfect timing, Abu! As usual.
Abu: Hello!
Winnie the Pooh: Are you quite alright?
Aladdin: Yep, no harm done. Thanks to Abu here.
Abu: Hello!
Tigger: I never knew you had a monkey.
Aladdin: Well Abu and I go way back.
Tigger: I got to admit, he is a handsome devil. Look at the chin on this kid.
Piglet: We're just glad you're alright, Aladdin, isn't it? We just sort of heard that it's your name.
Aladdin: Yep, that's right, And you are?
Winnie the Pooh: Well, This is Piglet. And Tigger. And Rabbit. And Eeyore.
Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.
Winnie the Pooh: And I'm Winnie the Pooh. But you can call me Pooh for short.
Aladdin: What's a Pooh?
Tigger: That's his name of course.
Aladdin: Funny names. Well nice to meet you.
Winnie the Pooh: Nice to meet you too, Aladdin and Abu.
Aladdin: You say you come from a far away land?
Eeyore: Yep, we're from a place called the Hundred Acre Wood.
Piglet: It's kind of a long story.
Aladdin: Well, you can tell me all about it once we get clear from the guards. Come on, let’s get outta here!
Tigger: Follow him. Hasty posty!
Rabbit: Why? I don't know we should trust him.
Tigger: Why sure we should, Long Ears, we could definitely use a friend out here! Hoo-Hoo-Hoo-Hoo-Hoo!
Aladdin: You know what? Your tiger friend here is right, Because you....

[Aladdin]

Gotta keep...one jump ahead of the breadline

One swing ahead of the sword

I steal only what I can't afford

That's everything!

(Aladdin battles a guard wielding a sword. He dodges a couple of swings, then pulls down the guard's pants. Abu raspberries the guard, then dodges an attack. The guard swings at Aladdin, but destroys a barrel of fish. As Aladdin runs off, the guard pulls a fish over his lower body as a pair of pants.)

[Aladdin]

One jump ahead of the lawmen

That's all, and that's no joke

These guys don't appreciate I'm broke!

(Aladdin, Abu, Pooh and the heroes scamper up a pile of barrels, then kick one down on top of another guard.)

[Guards]

(one at a time) Riffraff! Street rat!

Scoundrel! Take that!

[Aladdin]

Just a little snack guys.

(Aladdin scampers to the top of a platform. The guards shake the platform back and forth trying to knock him off.)

[Guards]

Rip him open, take it back guys!

[Aladdin]

I can take a hint, gotta face the facts

You're my only friend, Abu!

Woman: Who?!?

(Aladdin jumps off the platform to certain death, only to grab Abu's hands like an acrobat. The company swing into a harem.)

[Female woman]

Oh, it's sad Aladdin's hit the bottom

He's become a one-man rise in crime

(Abu finds a plate full of fruit and stuffs his mouth full like a chipmunk. Tigger glares at Abu for eating the fruit.)

[A another woman]

I'd blame parents, except he hasn't got 'em!

(Aladdin dodges the woman's broom)

[Aladdin]

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat

Tell you all about it when I got the time!

(Aladdin and Abu, Pooh and company exit. Cut to Muscleman flexing to a crowd. The guards rush past. Cut to Aladdin and Abu and Pooh an Pals behind the Muscleman, matching his moves, until they make a mistake and are discovered.)

[Aladdin]

One jump ahead of the slowpokes

One skip ahead of my doom

Next time gonna use a nom de plume.

Razoul: There he is!

[Aladdin]

One jump ahead of the hitmen

One hit ahead of the flock

I think I'll take a stroll around the block.

(A chase sequence, in which Aladdin, Abu, Pooh and Pals, pursued by the guards, race through a flock of sheep, hurdle a MAN sleeping on a bed of nails {of course one extremely large GUARD lands on him}. Abu disguises himself with jewels until a SHOPKEEPER discovers him.

[Crowd]

Stop, thief! Vandal!

[Aladdin]

Abu!?

[Crowd]

(Outrage!) Scandal!

[Aladdin]

Let's not be too hasty

(Aladdin and company is surrounded by guards in front of a door. The door opens and a large, ugly LADY comes out.)

[Lady]

Still, I think he's rather tasty

(Aladdin tumbles away, then puts his arm around a GUARD, acting like they're all chums.)

[Aladdin]

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat

Otherwise we'd get along!

[Guards]

WRONG!

(They all jump into a pile and fight. When they stop, Aladdin, Abu, Pooh and Pals are gone. They are sneaking away in barrels. They run across a flaming pit, followed by guards who hop up and down, screaming in pain as they cross the rocks. Aladdin, Abu, Pooh and Pals pass a Sword swallower, then Abu goes back, pulls the sword out of the swallower's mouth. Abu advances on the guards, who retreat in fear.)

Guard 1#: He's got a sword!
Razoul: You idiot--we've ALL got swords!!

(Abu sets the sword down gently, then runs. Aladdin, Abu, Pooh and Pals are once again surrounded, with guards coming from left and right.

Tigger: Going up!!!

(They jumps up and climbs a robe trick being done on the street, as the guards all crash into each other.)

[Aladdin]

One jump ahead of the hoofbeats!

[Crowd]

Vandal!

[Aladdin]

One hop ahead of the hump!

[Crowd]

Street rat!

[Aladdin]

One trick ahead of disaster

[Crowd]

Scoundrel!

[Aladdin]

They're quick--but I'm much faster

[Crowd]

Take that!

(The guards chase Aladdin and company up a staircase into a room. He grabs a carpet and jumps out the window)

[Aladdin]

Here goes, better throw my hand in

Wish me happy landin'

All I gotta do is jump!

(The guards follow him out the window, but they go straight down to the street, and land in a pile with the sign "Crazy Hakim’s Discount Fertilizer.")

Prince Achmed/"One Jump Ahead (Reprise)"[edit | edit source]

(Aladdin uses the carpet as a parachute to land safely and out of danger. Aladdin and Abu high-five each other.)

Tigger: Whew, that sure was a close call. Those guards almost caught us.
Winnie the Pooh: Oh my, that was one quite a chase!
Piglet: And very scary jumping out the window like that.
Rabbit: Well, I got to admit it Aladdin. That was quite impressive the way you manage to help us escape the guards like that.
Aladdin: Thanks, I've been doing this everyday. So I'm use to it.
Eeyore: Well, that was exciting. What'll we do now?
Aladdin: And now, esteemed effendi, we feast! All right!

(Aladdin breaks the bread in two and gives half to Abu, who begins to eat. But Aladdin looks over and sees two young children rummaging through the garbage for food.)

Winnie the Pooh: What is it, Aladdin?
Piglet: Pooh, look!

(The girl sees them, then drops her find and tries to hide.)

Rabbit: (gasps) Oh my!
Tigger: Aw, these poor kids look so hungry.
Eeyore: Know how they feel.
Piglet: Uh, maybe finding food will make them feel better.
Eeyore: I doubt it. Probably make them feel worse.

(Aladdin looks at them, then the bread, then at Abu.)

Abu: Uh-oh!

(Abu takes a big bite of his food, but Aladdin gets up and walks over to the children. The girl pulls her brother back.)

Aladdin: Here, go on--take it.

(The children giggle with delight)

Tigger: Oh, look at that.
Winnie the Pooh: Aladdin, you really gave them your bread?
Aladdin: Yeah, I couldn't just let them starve like this.
Rabbit: But Aladdin. What about you?
Aladdin: Don't worry, I can always get some more. There's always tomorrow.
Eeyore: I know what you mean.
Piglet: Aladdin, that was a very grand thing to do.
Rabbit: A generous thing to do.

(Abu tries to swallow his bite, then looks guilty. He walks over to the children and offers his bread to them. In delight, they pet him on the head.)

Abu: Ah, don’t. Huh?

(Abu sees Aladdin, Pooh and his friends walking into the daylight, where there is a parade going on. Aladdin peers over the shoulders of people. They see Prince Achmed riding on a horse.)

Rabbit: What in the world?
Bystander 1#: On his way to the palace, I suppose.
Bystander 2#: Another suitor for the princess.

(Aladdin is startled as the two children come running out from the alley. Pooh, Piglet and Tigger gasped in fear. The boy runs out in front of the Achmed’s horse, startling it.)

Prince Achmed: Out of my way, you filthy brats!

(Achmed brings up his whip to attack the children, but Aladdin jumps in front of them and catches the whip.)

Aladdin: Hey, if I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners!
Prince Achmed: Oh--I teach you some manners!

(Achmed kicks Aladdin into a mud puddle. The crowd laugh at him.)

Tigger: Say, what're you doing kicking our friend?
Winnie the Pooh: Now that is not very nice indeed!
Prince Achmed: Oh--living talking toy animals?
Rabbit: Well life's full of surprises! While you may be a prince. But you might as well say sorry to Aladdin.
Winnie the Pooh: Yes, if you please.
Prince Achmed: I show you who's sorry!

(Achmed kicks Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, and Eeyore into the mud puddle. The crowd laughs much to Aladdin's annoyance.)

Tigger: Oh, How embarrassin'!
Eeyore: (shakes off the mud) When a donkey's this dirty. Don't if it'll get clean.
Aladdin: Look at that, guys. It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!

(Prince Achmed stops and turns back to Aladdin)

Prince Achmed: You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you.

(Aladdin rushes the prince, but the doors to the castle slam shut in his face.)

Aladdin: I'm not worthless. And I don't have fleas.
Tigger: Why that no-good...Well, I say we go in there! I'm gonna teach this here prince a thing or three! Why I--
Aladdin: Forget it. the palace is well-guarded by guards.
Rabbit: But, Aladdin! He called you a street rat! We can't just let him get away with this!
Aladdin: I know. But he's right. I've always been a street rat. Stealing what I need to survive, runnin' from the guards...
Abu: Uh huh.
Aladdin: Living my life alone.
Abu: Oh...
Tigger: Alone? That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
Piglet: You mean you don't have any parents?
Aladdin: No, Piglet. My past... it's blank. My mother died when I was just a kid, and I never even knew my father. I have no idea where I come from.
Rabbit: Oh dear. Mercy me.
Piglet: Oh dear. Mercy me too.
Winnie the Pooh: We're ever so sorry, Aladdin.
Aladdin: That's okay. Thanks for trying to sticking up for me. But it's getting dark. Come on, Abu. Let's go home.

(Pooh and Pals stood there watching Aladdin and Abu heading home. Feeling sad and sorry for their new friend.)

Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother.
Tigger: Poor, kid. I can't stand it. He's so lonesome. It's no wonder the people treated him that way.
Piglet: Oh he does seem very sad.
Tigger: He's more than sad. (gasp) He's misra-bib-ble!
Eeyore: I know what you mean.
Rabbit: We've got to think of some way to help Aladdin.
Winnie the Pooh: Rabbit. You're right. Unfortunately. Thinking isn't one of things I do best.
Piglet: But uh, what about our mission to find the Cave of Wonders?
Winnie the Pooh: I know Piglet. But after hearing Aladdin's story. And since he has Abu. He has no other friends.
Rabbit: I've got it!
Winnie the Pooh: No friends?
Rabbit: No, no, no, no, no. An idea how we can show Aladdin how much we care for him.
Winnie the Pooh: Ho, that's a wonderful idea Rabbit. By the way. What is the idea?
Rabbit: No time to explain now. We have work to do!

(Dissolve to Aladdin makes the climb to his home with the view, then tucks in ABU for the night.)

[Aladdin]

Riffraff, street rat.

I don't buy that.

If only they'd look closer

Would they see a poor boy? No siree.

(Aladdin then tucks in Abu for the night.)

[Aladdin]

They'd find out, there's so much more to me.

(He pulls back a curtain to reveal the beautiful palace.)

Winnie the Pooh: Hello! Is anybody here?

(Aladdin hears Pooh's voice surprise to see Pooh and his friends followed them to his place.)

Aladdin: What are you all doing here, this time at night? And how to did you find me?
Piglet: Well, we came looking for you. And we sort of followed you here.
Tigger: Well go on Pooh.
Winnie the Pooh: Uh, Aladdin. I know we just met. But after what happened today. We decided to cheer you up. We got you these.

(Pooh shows Aladdin the loath of bread and apples they bought as a present for Aladdin.)

Aladdin: These are all for me and Abu? But how...
Rabbit: Well, our best friend Christopher Robin lend us some money before we got here. We were planning on buying some stuff of our own in the Marketplace.
Tigger: But after hearing your sad story. And all that you've done for us. Consider these as a thank you.
Aladdin: Oh, uh don't thank me really. And you guys don't have to go through all that trouble for me.
Winnie the Pooh: I know but there is a much better way than stealing.
Eeyore: So we just wanted to show you that you're our new friend.
Winnie the Pooh: So, friends ask. Friends share. (chuckles) Being friends is even better than honey. I know.
Aladdin: You all wanted to be my new friends?
Winnie the Pooh: Why certainly.
Aladdin: Thanks guys. I appreciate you all did this for me.
Piglet: It's the least we could.
Tigger: Aw, I like this kid already. Ho, Ho, Ho!
Winnie the Pooh: My, the palace looks beautiful from here.
Aladdin: Yeah, (sighs) Someday, Pooh things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.

Sultan and his daughter, Jasmine/Jafar/Jasmine runs away[edit | edit source]

(Dissolve to same shot during day. Cut to int. of SULTAN's chamber. The door bursts open, and PRINCE ACHMED storms in, missing the rear end of his pants.)

Prince Achmed: (barging out of the door) I've never been so insulted!
Sultan: Prince Achmed, you're not leaving so soon are you.
Prince Achmed: Good luck marrying her off.
Sultan: (groans) Jasmine. (heads toward a garden) Jasmine! Jasmine! Jasmi...
Rajah: (growls)
Sultan: (stutters) Confound it, Rajah! (grabs a piece of underwear) Oof. So, this is why Prince Achmed stormed out.
Jasmine: Oh, Father. Rajah was just playing with him. Weren't you, Rajah? You were just playing with that overdressed, self-absorbed Prince Achmed, weren’t you? (She cuddles with RAJAH, enjoying the moment, until she looks up at her angry father. ) Ahem.
Sultan: Dearest, you’ve got to stop rejecting every suitor that comes to call. The law says you…(with Jasmine)…must be married to a prince. By your next birthday.
Jasmine: The Law is wrong.
Sultan: You’ve only got three more days!
Jasmine: Father, I hate being forced into this. If I do marry, I want it to be for love.
Sultan: Jasmine, it’s not only this law. (sighs) I’m not going to be around forever, and I just want to make sure you’re taken care of, provided for.
Jasmine: Please, try to understand. I’ve never done a thing on my own. I’ve never had any real friends. (RAJAH looks up at her and growls.) Except you, Rajah. (Satisfied, he goes back to sleep.) I’ve never even been outside the palace walls.
Sultan: But Jasmine, you’re a princess.
Jasmine: Then maybe I don’t want to be a princess anymore.
Sultan: Oooohhh! (to Rajah) Allah forbid you should have any daughters!

(RAJAH looks up and thinks for a second. JASMINE goes to the dove cage and yanks open the door. The birds fly off into freedom. She watches them go. Cut to int. of Jafar’s chambers.)

Jafar: Five living, breathing toy animals, eh?
Iago: Yep. And they're looking for that lamp, too.
Jafar: Aah. The Ultimate Battle, of course.
Iago: The what?
Jafar: There is a prophecy, Iago. It tells if the Grand Monarch of Evil and his army of Darkness were destroyed, the Great Sage of Goodness, Zordon of Eltar, will choose Five Warriors from another world: a brave bear, a proud piglet, a terrific tiger, a raving rabbit, and a dynamic donkey and they will join forces with warriors from other worlds to battle the Son of the Grand Monarch of Evil and his army of Darkness. So, what you're telling me is that you saw the 5 chosen warriors in Agrabah?
Iago: Yes. And they're looking for that lamp, too. Like I said. Ya Speak English? Try to keep up Jafar, okay?
Jafar: Don't shout!
Iago: You're making me nervous here! Get a Grip! (Jafar grabs him at his neck) Good grip.
Jafar: Well, if it's the lamp they want, it's the lamp they shall get.
Iago: Say, what?
Jafar: Patience, Iago. First we find the Diamond in the Rough, then we trick that Diamond and those heroes into getting it.
Iago: (shakes his head) You mean?
Jafar: Oh, yes. And I know how to find them.

(Cut to int. of SULTAN’s chambers.)

Sultan: I don’t know where she gets it from. Her mother wasn’t nearly so picky. (A shadow falls over him. He looks up startled and sees JAFAR.) Ooh, oh. Ah, Jafar--my most trusted advisor. I am in desperate need of your wisdom.
Jafar: My life is but to serve you, my lord. (He bows.)
Sultan: It’s this suitor business. Jasmine refuses to choose a husband. I’m at my wit’s-end.
Iago: (In the parrot voice) Awk! Wit’s-end.
Sultan: Oh, ha ha. Have a cracker, pretty polly! (He pulls a cracker out from his pocket. IAGO looks terrified. Then the SULTAN stuffs it in IAGO’s mouth. IAGO grimaces as he tries to eat it. JAFAR and the SULTAN both laugh.)
Jafar: Your majesty certainly has a way with dumb animals. (IAGO glares at him.) Now then, perhaps I can divine a solution to this thorny problem.
Sultan: If anyone can help, it’s you.
Jafar: Ah, but it would require the use of the mystic blue diamond.
Sultan: Uh, my ring? But it’s been in the family for years.
Jafar: It is necessary to find the princess a suitor. (JAFAR says the word ‘princess’ with the accent on the second syllable, "cess." He turns his staff with a cobra head towards the SULTAN. The eyes of the staff begin to glow. The room darkens, JAFAR’s voice slows down and deepens. The SULTAN’s eyes get a hypnotized look.) Don’t worry. Everything will be fine.
Sultan: Everything…will be…fine.
Jafar: The diamond.
Sultan: Here, Jafar. Whatever you need will be fine.

(The SULTAN removes his ring and hands it to JAFAR. The room returns to normal as JAFAR pulls back the staff.)

Jafar: You are most gracious, my liege. Now run along and play with your little toys.
Sultan: (Still hypnotized) Yes…that’ll be…pretty good.

(JAFAR and IAGO exit. We follow them. When they’re out of the room, the parrot spits out the cracker.)

Iago: I can’t take it anymore! If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers…bam! Whack!

(JAFAR pulls a rope, which reveals a hidden entrance to his chambers.)

Jafar: Calm yourself, Iago.
Iago: Then I’d grab him around the head. Whack! Whack!
Jafar: (Speaking over IAGO.) Soon, I will be sultan, not that addlepated twit.
Iago: And then I stuff the crackers down his throat! Ha ha!

(The pair pass through a door and slam it shut. Diss. to ext. gardens at night. A shadowy figure walks through. We see it is JASMINE in disguise. She reaches the palace wall, then begins to climb it. She is tugged from behind by RAJAH.)

Jasmine: Oh, I’m sorry, Rajah. But I can’t stay here and have my life lived for me. I’ll miss you. (She begins to climb again, and is helped up by RAJAH, who begins to whine and whimper.) Good bye!

(She disappears over the wall)

The Next morning/Saving the disguised Jasmine[edit | edit source]

(Cut to daytime on the street Aladdin, Abu, Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit and Eeyore are up to their capers again. They are on top of the awning of a fruit stand.)

Aladdin: Okay, Abu. Go.

(Abu dips over the edge and looks at Omar.)

Omar: (To passing crowd) Try this, your taste buds will dance and sing. (Abu grabs a melon and hangs there, distracting his attention.) Hey, get your paws off that.
Abu: Blah blah blah!
Omar: Why, you! Get away from here, you filthy ape!

(He grabs the melon away from Abu. But in the foreground, Aladdin dips down and snatches another melon from the stand.)

Abu: Bye-bye!

(He zings back up. Omar takes the melon to the front, where he places it on top of a stack. He looks confused, like he has just done this.)

Aladdin: Nice going, Abu.
Eeyore: So, that's how you do it.
Rabbit: Still it would have been a lot easier if we pay for it.
Piglet: I know but we spend all our money for Aladdin's present the other night.
Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother. Wish they had some honey.
Aladdin: Well, at least I grab you guys these melons. Just so I can repay you for your kindness.
Winnie the Pooh: Thank you. Aladdin.
Aladdin: What are friends for? Breakfast is served.
Tigger: (bites the melon that Aladdin gave him.) Say not bad. Could use a little mustard though.

(Aladdin, Abu, Pooh and Pals on the roof break open the melons and eat. We see Jasmine walking through the street.)

Shopkeeper 1: Pretty lady, buy a pot. No finer pot in brass or silver!
Daoud Sahadi: Sugar dates, sugar dates and figs! Sugar dates and pistachios!
Shopkeeper 3: Would the lady like a necklace? A pretty necklace for a pretty lady.

(She is charmed by the action, but is startled by a fish thrust into her face.)

Shopkeeper 4: FRESH FISH! We catch ‘em, you buy ‘em!

Jasmine: I don’t think so. (She backs away, but bumps into a fire eater, who is startled into swallowing his fire.) Oh, excuse me. (He gulps, then belches fire from his mouth. Jasmine is disgusted. He is pleased and taps his stomach. Aladdin, Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, and Eeyore sees her, and a strange look comes over their faces.) I’m really very sorry.
Aladdin: (He’s obviously deeply in love with her.) Wow!
Tigger: Say, what do we have here?

(She pulls the hood of her cloak over her head.)

Piglet: Oh my. Who is that?
Winnie the Pooh: I don't know Piglet. But she looks beautiful.
Eeyore: Just like our friend Belle.
Rabbit: I quite agree. Right Aladdin? Aladdin?

(Abu sees him and jumps up on his shoulder, waving his hand in front of Aladdin’s face.)

Abu: Uh-oh. Hello? Hello?
Winnie the Pooh: (noticing Aladdin's face.) (gasps) I know that look.
Rabbit: You mean...
Winnie the Pooh: Yes, Rabbit. Something tells me that Aladdin is in love.
Piglet: We've seen this before.
Rabbit: That's the most rediculous I've--
Tigger: Shh! (whispers) If we're gonna find out why she's in the marketplace, We have to be quiet and watch.
Rabbit: But I tell you there's no...
Tigger: Shh!

(Jasmine stops at the fruit stand and sees a young homeless child reaching for a piece of fruit. She picks one up and gives it to him.)

Jasmine: Oh, you must be hungry. Here you go. (The boy runs off.)
Farouk: You’d better be able to pay for that.
Jasmine: (Mystified) Pay?
Farouk: No one steals from my cart!
Jasmine: (Politely) Oh, I’m sorry sir. I don’t have any money.
Farouk: Thief!
Jasmine: Please, if you let me go to the palace, I can get some from the Sultan.
Farouk: (Harshly) Do you know what the penalty is for stealing?!

(He takes her hand and pins it down on the table, intending to chop it off.)

Jasmine: No! No please!

(The sword drops, but his hand is stopped by Aladdin’s before Farouk can hurt Jasmine.)

Aladdin: Thank you, kind sir. I’m so glad you’ve found her. I’ve been looking all over for you.
Jasmine: (whispering) What are you doing?
Aladdin: (whispering back) Just play along.
Farouk: You know this girl?
Aladdin: Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She’s a little crazy. (He circles his finger around his ear. She is shocked. Farouk grabs him by the vest.)
Farouk: She said she knows the Sultan!
Aladdin: She thinks the monkey is the Sultan. And these five talking animals are the Sultan's servants.
Tigger: We are? Uh, I mean we are!

(Abu is picking a pocket. He hears this, then straightens up. Jasmine while surprised to see Tigger can talk, but wasn't time for that and decided to keep playing along, kneels and bows to Abu.)

Jasmine: Oh, wise Sultan. How may I serve you?
Tigger: Anything, your royal royaltyness?

(Tigger also bows to Abu to pretend he's the Sultan and sees Piglet isn't kneeling and push his head down to bow down.)

Abu: Well, blah blah blah blah.
Winnie the Pooh: Uh, we're suppose to be pretending you see (giggles)
Rabbit: (covers Pooh's mouth so they don't blow their cover. laughs nervously.) He's a little confused sometimes.
Aladdin: Tragic, isn’t it? (He leans forward, picking up another apple from the cart with his foot.) But, no harm done. (Walks over to Jasmine.) Now come along sis. Time to see the doctor.
Jasmine: (To a camel standing nearby) Oh, hello doctor. How are you?
Aladdin: No, no, no. Not that one. (To Abu, whose pockets are bulging.) Come on, Sultan.
Rabbit: Yes, your highness. Time to head back to the palace.

(Abu bows to the crowd and everything he’s stolen from the cart falls out.)

Rabbit: Abu!
Eeyore: Uh-oh.
Farouk: Huh? What is it?
Tigger: Make a break for it!

(Abu picks up what he can carry, and the gang run off.)

Farouk: Come back here, you little thieves!

Aladdin Is the One!/Aladdin and the heroes get arrested[edit | edit source]

(Cut to int. of Jafar’s lab. Iago is running on a gear in a bizarre contraption. At the top of the contraption is a storm brewing.)

[explosion]

Iago: (huffing and puffing) With all due respect, Your Rottenness, couldn’t we just wait for a real storm?
Jafar: Save your breath, Iago. Faster. (He places the Sultan’s ring in the contraption.)
Iago: Yes, O mighty Evil One. [panting]

(Iago runs faster. A lightning bolt streaks through the ring, passing into an hourglass below. The sands begin to swirl.)

Jafar: Part, sands of time. Reveal to me the one who can enter the cave. (The sand in top forms the Cave of Wonders. It falls through into a storm, but it shows Aladdin climbing up a ladder, followed by Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, Eeyore, and Jasmine who is covered in her cloak.) Yes! Yes! There he is. My diamond in the rough. And just as I thought. Zordon's chosen warriors are with him as well.
Iago: That’s him?! That’s the clown we’ve been waitin’ for? (Iago loses his footing and is sucked into the gears.)
Jafar: Let’s have the guards extend them an invitation to the palace, shall we?

(Iago goes flying past and slams into the wall upside down.)

Iago: Swell. [coughs]

(Jafar laughs hideously, and the camera zooms in on the sandstorm with Aladdin in it. Finally, we dissolve into the real Aladdin climbing to the top of the ladder, followed by Jasmine, Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit and Eeyore.)

Jafar: [sinister laughter]
Aladdin: Almost there.

(Jasmine climbs over the top, but trips and falls into Aladdin’s arms. She stands up.)

Jasmine: I want to thank you all for stopping that man.
Aladdin: Uh, forget it.
Rabbit: Of course you're quite welcome. Miss.
Winnie the Pooh: Oh yes, we're just glad that you're okay.
Tigger: Helpin' friends is what Tiggers do a best, Hoo-hoo-hoo-hooooooo.
Jasmine: (giggles at Pooh and his friends and kneels down to their level.) So you are alive talking toy animals? Interesting. You 5 came from somewhere far away?
Piglet: Yes. Very far away.
Winnie the Pooh: Me and my friends are actually from another world called the Hundred Acre Wood.
Rabbit: And let's just say...(glares at Tigger for making funny faces.) We arrived here for a very special reason. (glares at Tigger who gives an innocent smile.)
Aladdin: (He grabs a pole.) So, uh, this is your first time in the marketplace, huh?

(Aladdin pole vaults to the next building, leaving Jasmine behind.)

Jasmine: Is it that obvious?
Aladdin: Well, you do kinda stand out. (He stares at her, still in love. She returns the look. But he realizes what he is doing, and returns to normal.) I mean, uh, you don’t seem to know how dangerous Agrabah can be. (He lays a plank between the buildings for her to walk over, but as he is leaned down, she vaults over his head. He looks back in surprise. She tosses the pole to him. Both Aladdin’s, Abu’s Pooh's, Piglet's, Tigger's, Rabbit's and Eeyore's eyes bulge.)
Jasmine: I’m a fast learner.
Tigger: (gasps) She's good.
Winnie the Pooh: Very good.
Aladdin: Right. C’mon, this way. (They go inside the roof of a building, dodging planks and beams as they go.) Whoa. Watch your head there. Be careful.
Jasmine: Is this where you live?
Aladdin: Yep. Just me and Abu, until we met Pooh and his friends.
Eeyore: Yep, we first met them when we arrived and being chased by the guards.
Piglet: He and Abu helped us to escape from them.
Winnie the Pooh: So we wanted to return favor by thanking Aladdin and Abu for helping us escape by buying them apples and the loaf of bread as our way to say thanks.
Jasmine: Aw, that's a very sweet of you all to do that for him.
Tigger: Aw shucks, I'm Speechless, Hoo-hoo-hoo.
Rabbit: But now and then we stick to Aladdin and Abu to avoid those guards, if we ever came across then.
Aladdin: Yep. that's right. Come and go as we please.
Jasmine: That’s sounds Fabulous.
Aladdin: Well, it’s not much, (he pulls back the curtain and exposes the palace) but it’s got a great view. Palace looks pretty amazing, huh
Jasmine: Oh, it’s wonderful.
Winnie the Pooh: Oh yes, it is wonderful.
Aladdin: I wonder what it would be like to live there, to have servants and valets.
Jasmine: (Sarcastically) Oh, sure. People who tell you where to go and how to dress.
Piglet: Well, we've been to something like this before.
Winnie the Pooh: Like the time we had adventures with Belle in the enchanted castle with the Beast.
Rabbit: Oh.
Eeyore: But everything turned out alright in the end.
Aladdin: Well, you guys are lucky. It’s better than here. Always scraping for food and ducking the guards.
Jasmine: You’re not free to make your own choices.
Aladdin: Sometimes you feel so--
Jasmine: You’re just--
Both: (in unison) --trapped.

(They look at each other, realizing that they’re perfect for one another. But Aladdin then realizes where he is, and breaks the look. He takes the apple out of Abu’s hand and rolls it down his arm into the hand of Jasmine.)

Aladdin: So, where’re you from?
Jasmine: What does it matter? I ran away, and I am not going back.
Tigger: (gasped) Run away from home? That's terri-bib-ble!
Piglet: Shouldn't your family be worried about you?
Rabbit: Well, is there a reason why you ran away from home?
Aladdin: Yeah (He takes a bite from the apple in his hand, then hands it to Abu, who has a disgusted look on his face.)
Abu: Why you!

(Aladdin walks over and sits next to Jasmine.)

Jasmine: My father’s forcing me to get married.
Tigger: Forcing you to get married? That's a horrendemous thing to do to ya.
Rabbit: Oh dear. Mercy me.
Piglet: Oh dear. Mercy me too.
Aladdin: That’s--that’s awful. (Abu appears from behind the princess and tries to steal the apple.) Abu!

(Abu races up to a higher point, chattering and cursing as he goes.)

Jasmine: What?
Aladdin: Abu says that--uh--that’s not fair.
Abu: What?
Jasmine: Oh, did he?
Aladdin: Yeah, of course.
Jasmine: And does Abu have anything else to say?
Aladdin: Well, uh, he wishes there was something he could do to help.
Abu: Oh, boy!
Jasmine: Hmm, tell him that’s very sweet.

(Aladdin and Jasmine have been getting closer and closer, until Aladdin leans in to kiss her. He is interrupted, however, by the guards, who have found them.)

Guard: HERE YOU ARE!
Winnie the Pooh: (gasps)
Piglet: (gasps)
Tigger: (gasps)
Rabbit: Oh, my Goodness! The guards found us!
Aladdin and Jasmine: They’re after me! (To each other) They’re after you?
Rabbit: How did they get here?! How did they find us?!
Jasmine: My father must have sent them--
Aladdin: Do you trust me?
Jasmine: What?
Aladdin: Do you trust me? (He extends his hand)
Jasmine: Yes… (She takes it.)
Aladdin: Pooh, do you guys trust me=?
Winnie the Pooh: Of course, we trust you Aladdin.
Aladdin: Then jump!

(They all jump off the roof, fall and land in a pile of salt. They try to get away, but the exit is blocked by a GUARD.)

Razoul: We just keep running into each other, don’t we, street rat?

(Again, Razoul’s turban is pulled down by Abu, but more guards are here and block the exit.)

Aladdin: Run! Go, get out of here!

(Razoul pulls Abu off his head and throws him in a vase. Three other guards grab Aladdin.)

Razoul: It’s the dungeon for you, boy.
Aladdin: Hey, get off!

(The guards also grab Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, and Eeyore.)

Razoul: And the same goes for your talking toy animal friends.
Tigger: Hey!
Jasmine: Let them go!
Razoul: (Not realizing she is the princess) Look what we have here, men--a street mouse. (He throws her down.)
Jasmine: (standing up and pulling off the hood of her cloak) Unhand them! By order of the princess.

(The guards suddenly stop and bow, forcing Aladdin to bow as well.)

Razoul: Princess Jasmine.
Aladdin: The princess?
Pooh and Pals: The princess?!
Abu: (peeking out from the vase) The princess?
Razoul: What are you doing outside the palace? And with this street rat? And those living toy animals?
Jasmine: That’s not your concern. Do as I command. Release them!
Razoul: Well, I would, princess, but my orders come from Jafar. You’ll have to take it up with him.

(The guards drag Aladdin, Pooh and his friends out, bowing as they go.)

Jasmine: (getting a very furious look) Believe me, I will.

Jasmine sees Jafar/At the Prison[edit | edit source]

(Cut to int. of palace, Jafar emerging from his secret chambers. He slides the door shut carefully, but the princess comes storming in before he is finished. He slams it shut, cruelly pinning Iago inside the door frame.)

Jasmine: Jafar?
Jafar: Oh, uh, princess.
Iago: Awk! Jafar, I’m stuck.
Jafar: How may I be of service to you? (He spreads out his cape, hiding the door.)
Jasmine: The guards just took a boy from the market, and 5 alive talking toy animals from a far away forest. On your orders.
Jafar: (Telling a lie) Your father’s charged me with keeping peace in Agrabah. The boy was a criminal. And so are those animals of his.
Jasmine: What was their crime?
Iago: I can’t breathe, Jafar.
Jafar: Why, kidnapping the princess, of course.
Iago: If you could just--(Jafar cruelly kicks him back inside the door and it slams shut)--ow, that hurt!
Jasmine: They didn’t kidnap me! I ran away!
Jafar: (Walking away as if shocked) Oh, dear! Oh, how frightfully upsetting. Had I but known!
Jasmine: What do you mean?
Jafar: Sadly, the boy’s and the animals' sentences have already been carried out.
Jasmine: What sentences?
Jafar: (with a sinister tone) DEATH… (Jasmine gasps.) by beheading…
Jasmine: No. (She collapses to the floor.)
Jafar: I am exceedingly sorry, princess.
Jasmine: How could you? (She runs from the room crying.)

(Iago finally makes it out through the door. He flies up and lands on Jafar’s shoulder, coughing.)

Iago: So, how did it go?
Jafar: I think she took it rather well. (They both get a sinister smile on their faces.)

(Diss. to Jasmine at night, crying at the edge of the fountain. Rajah comes over to comfort her. She pets him.)

Jasmine: It’s all my fault, Rajah. I didn’t even know their names.

(Cut to int. of the dungeon. Rats scurry by, and we descend until we see Aladdin chained to the wall.)

Aladdin: (talking to himself out loud) She was the princess. I can’t believe it.
Eeyore: Boy, she really had us fooled.
Rabbit: No, Eeyore. We just realized it. I'm sure it's just a big misunderstanding.
Piglet: I'm pretty sure she'll clear things up with this Jafar.
Tigger: Never mind that! What'll we do?
Winnie the Pooh: Start by sweeping the floor.
Rabbit: How can you think of cleaning at a time like this?
Winnie the Pooh: I practice.
Aladdin: I must’ve sounded so stupid to her.
Abu: (from a distance) Yoo-hoo! Aladdin? Pooh? Hello.

(Abu appears at the window at the top of the dungeon.)

Tigger: Well, what do you know?
Piglet: It's just you Abu.
Aladdin: Abu, down here. Hey, come on--help us out of these.

(Abu stops, then begins chattering wildly, dropping to the ground. He wraps a cloth around his head and makes his eyes big in an imitation of the princess.)

Aladdin: Hey, she was in trouble. Ah, she was worth it.

(Abu jumps up on Aladdin’s shoulders and pulls a small set of tools out of his pocket, then frees Aladdin.)

Abu: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Aladdin: Don’t worry, Abu. I’ll never see her again.
Piglet: Why not?
Aladdin: I’m a street rat, remember, and there’s a law. She’s gotta marry a prince.
Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother. And I'm starting to like her.
Tigger: Yeah, me too. She seems to be very nice to us.
Rabbit: Well, there's nothing we can do about it now. The law is the law.
Eeyore: It figures.
Aladdin: She deserves a prince.

(Abu finally frees Aladdin, Pooh and friends' hands.)

Abu: Ta da.
Aladdin: (Rubbing his wrists) I’m a fool.
Jafar (Old Man): You’re only a fool if you give up, boy.

(We see a disguised Jafar (Old Man) sitting in the corner that neither Aladdin nor Abu or Pooh and his friends have seen before.)

Tigger: Say, who are you?
Jafar (Old Man): A lowly prisoner, like yourselves. But together, perhaps we can be more.
Aladdin: We're listening.
Jafar (Old Man): There is a cave, boy, a Cave of Wonders, which I hear rumors that your 5 friends are searching for it.
Winnie the Pooh: What? How did you know we were searching for the Cave of Wonders?
Jafar (Old Man): Some little birdy told me that you are looking for the lamp. To protect it from the Forces of Evil.
Piglet: Oh dear. That's right.
Winnie the Pooh: It is our mission.
Aladdin: So, that's why you guys came to Agrabah.
Rabbit: Yes Aladdin, that's the whole reason.
Tigger: (to Jafar) But first what do you know about the Cave of Wonders?
Jafar (Old Man): I read about it my striped friend. I too, am in search of the lamp and the Cave is filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. (to Aladdin) Treasure enough to impress even your princess, I’d wager.

(Listeners will note that the Jafar (Old Man) pronounced the word ’princess’ as "prin-CESS" rather than the standard pronunciation of "PRIN-cess." The Jafar (Old Man) turns his back, and Iago sticks his head out of Jafar’s "old man" disguise.)

Iago: (Anxiously) Jafar, can you hurry up? I’m dying in here. [squawking]
Rabbit: But sir, the law clearly states that only a prince can…
Jafar (Old Man): You’ve heard of the golden rule, haven’t you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules. (He grins, showing a hideously bad mouth.) [wheezing laugh]
Winnie the Pooh: So why would a guy like you share all of this wonderful treasure with us and help us find the lamp?
Jafar (Old Man): I need a young man with strong legs and a strong back and some 5 animal heroes to go in after it.
Aladdin: Uh, one problem. It’s out there. We’re in here.

(The Jafar (Old Man) walks to a wall and pushes open a hidden exit.)

Jafar (Old Man): Hmm-hmm-hmm. Things aren’t always what they seem. So do we have a deal?

(Aladdin looks at Abu, who shrugs his shoulders.)

Abu: Oh, I don’t know.
Winnie the Pooh: Well as long as we get to complete our mission. Than I guess it’s okay.
Rabbit: I don’t know Pooh. I don’t think we should trust him. I think he wants the lamp for himself.
Tigger: True, but we don’t want to let Zordon and Mewtwo down. I think we should go with him.
Piglet: I do too.
Eeyore: Me too.
Aladdin: Well, if it means that much to you guys. We can’t stay here for too long.
Tigger: Well, Bunny Boy, what about you?
Rabbit: I-I-
Aladdin: Well, Rabbit?
Rabbit: Well, I-I-That is, uh-Uh, what I mean-
Winnie the Pooh: Well?
Rabbit: Uh, I-I-Oh, all right. I guess I’ll go with him too.
Tigger: Okay, you got yourself a deal mister. So, tell us what to do.

The Cave of Wonders/Meeting Carpet[edit | edit source]

(Cut to the desert scene. We see Aladdin leading a horse with the Jafar (Old Man) and Abu on it. Diss. to the cave of wonders.)

[thunder crashing]

Cave: Who disturbs my slumber?
Aladdin: Uh, it is I, Aladdin.
Winnie the Pooh: And us. Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit and Eeyore.
Cave: Proceed. Touch nothing but the lamp.

(The cave opens up with a roar, and a staircase appears in front of Aladdin. )

Jafar (Old Man): Remember, boys, first fetch me the lamp, and then you all shall have your reward.
Aladdin: Come on, guys. (to Abu hiding under the shoulder of his vest.)

[squeaking]

(Aladdin, Winnie the Pooh and friends begin to descend the staircase. He reaches the bottom and enters a golden chamber filled with treasure.)

Aladdin: Would ya look at that.
Abu: (whimpering) Uh oh!
Winnie the Pooh and Pals: (awe in amazement)
Aladdin: Just a handful of this stuff would make me richer than the Sultan.

(Abu peeks out, sees the treasure, then bolts for it.)

Aladdin: Abu!

[whines]

(Abu stops in mid run, hovering over a rug on the floor.)

Aladdin: Don’t… touch… anything. We gotta find that lamp.
Rabbit: You know you're right Aladdin, we have to be more careful. Or we'll be in trouble.
Winnie the Pooh: Rabbit, please, can we stop for dinner?
Rabbit: Pooh, we cannot rest until we find the lamp. Try thinking of that instead of honey.

(Pooh's tummy rumbled)

Winnie the Pooh: Very well. Find the lamp. Find the lamp. Find the lamp. (Pooh's tummy stopped rumbling.) Ooh. It worked. Much better.

(They begin to make their way through the room when the CARPET rises off the floor and begins following them. Abu gets the feeling they’re being followed.)

Abu: Huh?

(He turns, and the CARPET lies flat on the floor. He continues, and the CARPET begins to follow again. Again, Abu turns back, but the CARPET is rolled up and leaning against a pile of treasure. Abu runs to Aladdin and tugs his pant leg.)

Abu: Aladdin! Aladdin!
Aladdin: Abu, will you knock it off?
Rabbit: Sorry, Abu. But there's here's no time for this! We've had too many delays! Just stay focus on our mission.
Tigger: We can play later, okay Monkey-Boy?

(Again the CARPET follows, but this time, when Abu turns, the carpet jumps to the other side. It reaches down with a tassel and pulls Abu’s tail. When Abu jumps around, CARPET again goes to the other side. This time, Abu lands in a karate stance. CARPET reaches down and plucks Abu’s hat off, then puts it on himself. Abu sits thinking for a second, until CARPET waves a tassel in front of his face. Abu and CARPET both jump scared, and run away. Abu tackles Aladdin and turns his head to look at the CARPET.)

[screeches]

Aladdin: Abu, what are you, crazy?

(The CARPET peeks out from behind a pile of treasure.)

Rabbit: (gasps) Oh my!
Eeyore: What is that?
Aladdin: A magic carpet!
Winnie the Pooh: Christopher Robin once told us a story about magic carpets.
Piglet: He said that they can fly anywhere in the world
Rabbit: I thought they were just legends. But here's one right before my eyes.
Aladdin: They really do exist. Come on. Come on out. I’m not gonna hurt you.

(The carpet slowly comes out, shyly, then picks up ABU's hat and dusts it off. It flies over to Aladdin and the heroes and hands the hat to Abu next to him. Abu screeches, and jumps onto Aladdin's shoulder.)

Aladdin: Take it easy, Abu. He's not gonna bite.
Tigger: Yeah, he doesn't have a mouth.

(Pooh, Piglet, Rabbit, Eeyore, Aladdin, an Abu looked at Tigger feeling unamused.)

Tigger: Oh some people, have no sense of humor.
Rabbit: Tigger that was a bad joke. We must never make fun with Magic Carpet.
Tigger: Sorry.
Aladdin: Come on it's no big deal. (to Carpet) Thanks.

(The carpet again picks up Abu's hat and hands it to him. Abu shakes his fist and screeches at it. Carpet begins to walk away, "sadly.")

Winnie the Pooh: Aw, he looked so sad.
Tigger: Now, look what you've done Abu. You hurt his feelings.
Piglet: I guess all it ever wanted is to be friends with us.
Eeyore: If you ask me not that everybody is. Maybe he knows where the lamp is.
Winnie the Pooh: Perhaps we should ask him for help.
Rabbit: Why, Pooh Bear, I believe that's a very smart idea.
Winnie the Pooh: I'm so glad you liked it. [Giggles] Whatever... it was.
Tigger: Say. Hold on there. Rug-boy, Don't go. Would you mind helpin' help us?

(Carpet looks back, excited. It then flies over and wraps around the heroes)

Aladdin: Hey, whoa! You see, we're trying to find this lamp.

(Carpet motions for them to follow it.)

Aladdin: I think he knows where it is.
Tigger: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!

(They follow Carpet to where the location of the lamp is)

Found The magic lamp/Cave Started to Collapse[edit | edit source]

(They pass through a long cave, until they emerge in a giant underground cavern. In the center of the room is a tall pillar, with a staircase going up to it. It is surrounded by water with unevenly placed stones forming a bridge. At the top of the pillar is a beam of light.)

Tigger: So, the lamp's on top of that thing?
Rabbit: But, how will we get it? Oh we need help.
Winnie the Pooh: Someone must climb up there. Himself!
Tigger: Um. uh, which one of us himselves, did you have in mind?
Winnie the Pooh: Me.
Piglet: You? But it so very high. What if you'll fall?
Winnie the Pooh: This bridge will help me get across. So I'll get the lamp down. Or my name isn't Winnie the Pooh. Which it is.
Tigger: But Buddy Bear. This is something you can't do alone.
Aladdin: He won't. I'm going with him. So don't worry I'll keep him safe. Besides friends stick together, right?
Winnie the Pooh: Right, Thank you, Aladdin.
Eeyore: I'm glad no one thought about donkeys going first.
Rabbit: You go right ahead. Pooh and Aladdin.

(Pooh and Aladdin begins to cross the bridge.)

Aladdin: (whispers) Wait here!

(Abu sees a shrine with a golden monkey. The outstretched paws hold a giant ruby. Abu is hypnotically drawn to it. Aladdin and Pooh climb the stairs quickly)

Winnie the Pooh: It appears this step is safe. (giggles) Shall we go on. Aladdin?
Aladdin: Yeah, stay close.
Piglet: Oh d-d-dear I hope Pooh and Aladdin will get the lamp soon, I'm starting to not like this place than what's out there.
Rabbit: Oh, fiddlesticks and nonsense, once Pooh and Aladdin get the lamp and we'll leave the cave as soon as possible.
Tigger: Yeah, with any luck we might see the princess again!
Eeyore: I doubt it.
Piglet: Wait, where's Abu?

(Carpet and the gang looked around where Abu is until Eeyore spotted him.)

Eeyore: I think I know where he's going. Uh-oh.

(They found Abu about to take the jewel.)

Rabbit: No. Now, now, no one panic. The first thing we do is not to panic because--Somebody do something!

(Carpet grabs his tail trying in vain to hold him back. Pooh and Aladdin finally reaches the magic lamp and picks it up.)

Aladdin: This is it.
Winnie the Pooh: Oh yes. This has to be the one.
Aladdin: This is what we came all the way down here to...
Winnie the Pooh: (sees what Abu was trying to do down there) Uh, Aladdin, they seem to have some small problems.

(He saw Abu break free of Carpet's hold and lunge toward the jewel.)

Everyone: Abu! NO!

(But it was too late, Abu grabs the jewel. There is a rumbling and the room begins to shake)

Cave of Wonders: Infidels!
Abu: Uh-oh!
Cave of Wonders: You have touched the forbidden treasure!

(Abu puts the jewel back into the paw, but the jewel and the shrine melt into lava.)

Cave of Wonders: Now you will never again see the light of day!

(The cave is started to collapse)

Winnie the Pooh: GANG WAY!!!
Tigger: RUN!!!
Piglet: Help! Help! Ooh, Help!

(Pooh and Aladdin races down the steps, but they flatten into a ramp, and he skies down until they fly into the air. The water has turned into lava. they were falling toward it, when all of a sudden carpet appears and catches them. Abu, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, and Eeyore ares standing on one of the rocks of the bridge. They look left and right and see rocks exploding into lava.)

Rabbit: HELP!!!
Winnie the Pooh: (sees Abu and Pooh's friends on the rocks) The others are in trouble!

(Then carpet races over.)

Aladdin: Tigger, you and Rabbit grab Piglet, Eeyore and Abu and we'll pull you up!

(Tigger and Rabbit did what Aladdin said. Rabbit pick up Piglet and Abu, While Tigger pick up Eeyore before the rocks on front and behind them exploded.)

Tigger: One for the money, two the show, three to get out of here! And here we go!

(Pooh and Aladdin grabbed them, just as the last rock is exploding.)

Piglet: Ohhh. That was a close one!
Eeyore: But it's not over yet, look!

(They turned around see the wave of lava heading towards them.)

Aladdin: Whoa! Carpet, let's move!
Tigger: Faster, Rug-boy, before we end up as a barbacue!

(Together, they race back through the caves dodging walls and falling debris.)

Tigger: DUCK!!!

(Abu grabs Aladdin's head and covers his eyes.)

Aladdin: Abu, this is no time to panic! (He pulls Abu off his head and sees they are flying into a wall.)
Pooh and Pals: (Gasps)
Aladdin: Start panicking.

(Carpet goes into a dive, then through another cave. Finally, they emerge through the internal entrance. Outside, the cave begins to growl and close. Carpet and company are almost to the top.)

Rabbit: Almost there!

(But suddenly a boulder drops on carpet, sending it to the floor. Aladdin, Pooh and company grabbed onto the rock wall and holds on. They see the Old Man at the top, within reach.)

Tigger: Look at the biceps on that bear. I don't deserve to dangle from the same precipice.
Winnie the Pooh: Tigger, just hang on!
Aladdin: Help us out!
Jafar (Old Man): Throw me the lamp!
Aladdin: We can't hold on. Give us your hand.
Jafar (Old Man): First give me the lamp!
Rabbit: No, you need to help us first!
Jafar (Old Man): We don't have much time! Give me the lamp!

(Aladdin reaches in and pulls out the magic lamp He hands it up, and the Old Man raises it above his head.)

Jafar (Old Man): Ha ha ha ha! Yes! At last! Ha ha ha ha!

(Aladdin has climbed out with the assistance of ABU. But the Old Man kicks aside Abu and grabs Aladdin's wrist.)

Aladdin: What are you doing?
Jafar (Old Man): Giving you your reward. (Jafar returns to his normal voice.) Your eternal reward. (He pulls out a crooked dagger and is about to stab Aladdin)

(Abu bites him on the wrist. He screams, but lets go of Aladdin, who falls into the cave. Old Man throws Abu into the cave as well. And Tigger bounces on him.)

Tigger: I knew I smell something fishy about you! You dirty double-crossing--
Jafar (Old man): Get off me, tiger!

(Jafar kicks Tigger off and bumps into Pooh and his friends and they all fall. Carpet sees this but is pinned under a boulder. It struggles to break free, then does. It races up and catches Aladdin, Pooh and his friends, but he has already hit the wall several times, and is unconscious. On the surface, the cave roars one final time, then sinks back into the sand.)

Jafar: [chuckling] It's mine. [takes off his disguise] It's all mine! I (He can't find it in his pocket) --- where is it? No. NO!!

(Back to the Palace at Jasmine's bedroom. She is sitting on her bed, next to Rajah who looks sad. The Sultan walks in.)

Sultan: Jasmine? Oh, dearest. What's wrong?
Jasmine: [sniffling] Jafar has... done something terrible. (She looks as if she's been crying.)
Sultan: There, there, my dear. We'll set it right. Now, tell me everything.

Meeting the Genie/"Friend Like Me"/Iago‘s idea[edit | edit source]

(Cut to int. of the cave. Pooh and the others woke up from their unconsciousness.)

Tigger: Whew, that was some fall.
Piglet: Oh my, where are we now?
Winnie the Pooh: Don't worry, Piglet, we are still in the Cave of Wonders.
Eeyore: But now everything's all gone. Just an empty cave.
Rabbit: Is everyone alright? Tigger's here. Eeyore's here. Piglet's here. Pooh's here. I'm here. Hmm...who am I forgetting?
Abu: Hello.
Piglet: Abu's here. But where's Aladdin?
Winnie the Pooh: Look!

(Pooh and Pals see Aladdin lying unconscious on the CARPET. Abu tries to wake him.)

Abu: Oh, oh. Aladdin? Wake up. Aladdin.
Winnie the Pooh: Oh, Aladdin. Speak to us!
Piglet: Oh, he got hurt really bad.
Tigger: Alright, stand back. Stand back. Give the kid some air.

(CARPET rises up, lifting Aladdin up. He awakes slowly.)

Aladdin: Oh, my head.
Winnie the Pooh: Are you quite alright, Aladdin?
Aladdin: I'm fine. And you guys?
Winnie the Pooh: We're alright. As well.
Rabbit: But not 100 percent. We are stuck down here. Because the entrance is now blocked.

(Rabbit points at the entrance sealed in when everyone sees it.)

Aladdin: We’re trapped. (Angry, shaking his fists at the entrance) That two-faced son-of-a-jackal!
Tigger: Yeah, he was trying to kill you! I guess he couldn't be trusted after all!
Rabbit: Well, there is one lesson that we learned tonight. We have to be careful about trusting strangers.
Aladdin: (Calmer) Whoever he was, he’s long gone with that lamp.
Eeyore: We failed our mission.
Abu: Aha!

(Abu pulls out the magic lamp.)

Piglet: The lamp!
Rabbit: Abu, how did you...
Aladdin: Why, you hairy little thief.
Tigger: (laugh) Oh Abu, for a monkey. You sure are sneaky.
Eeyore: Now that we have the lamp. What do we do now?
Rabbit: Well, first of all. We need to find a way out of this cave.
Winnie the Pooh: Excuse me, Carpet. But, would you happen to know a way out of here?

(Carpet points at the lamp on Aladdin's hand.)

Piglet: You mean the lamp?
Tigger: Say, how good is that going to help us?
Winnie the Pooh: You know, for a magic lamp. It looks very much like a teapot.
Aladdin: I don't know Pooh. Looks like such a beat-up, worthless piece of junk. Hey, I think there’s something written here, but it’s hard to make out.

(He rubs the lamp. Suddenly smoke comes out of the hole,)

Tigger: Look out! We're under attack!

(the LAMP begins to shake and glow, but Aladdin holds onto the LAMP, and our wonderful friend, the Genie comes out.)

Genie: Aaaaahhhhh! OY!
Piglet: Oh, m-m-m-m-my!
Genie: Ten thousand years will give ya such a crick in the neck! Hang on a second! (He hangs Aladdin on a nearby rock. Then he pulls his head off and spins it around, yelling as he does so. Carpet, Pooh and the others pull Aladdin down.) Whaaa… wow! Does it feel good to be outta there? (Genie uses the lamp end of himself as a microphone.) I’m telling you. Nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. Hi, where ya from? (Sticks the mic in Aladdin’s face.) What’s your name?
Aladdin: Uh, Al--uh--Aladdin.
Genie: (Says his name as if he’s discovered something major) Aladdin! (A neon sign lights up with Aladdin’s name on it, circled by chase lights. The sign changes to reflect Genie’s upcoming line.) Hello, Aladdin. Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you ‘Al?’ Or maybe just ‘Din?’ Or how bout ‘Laddi?’ (Genie disappears, then a dog wrapped in plaid jumps in.) Sounds like ‘Here, boy! C’mon, Laddi!’
Tigger: He can change into anything, eh? (chuckles) This blue guy is one taco short of the combination play.
Aladdin: (Shaking his head) I must have hit my head harder than I thought.
Genie: (Still a dog) Do you smoke? Mind if I do? (Dog poofs into smoke, then back to the Genie. Abu screeches wildly. Piglet screams hiding in Pooh's shirt.) Oh, sorry Cheetah--hope I didn’t singe the fur! Yo, Rugman! Haven’t seen you in a few millennia! Slap me some tassel! Yo! Yeah! (CARPET flies over and high-fives the Genie. Genie looks at Aladdin.) Say, you’re a lot smaller than my last master. (Lifts his beer gut.) Either that or I’m gettin’ bigger. Look at me from the side--do I look different to you?
Winnie the Pooh: I don't think so.
Aladdin: Wait! Wait… a minute. I’m your master?
Genie: (Slaps a diploma in Aladdin’s hand and a mortarboard on his head.) That’s right! He can be taught!! (Looks at Pooh and his friends.) Say, your friends here look like some kind of toy animals here. And you bear. Did I just hear you talk?
Winnie the Pooh: Oh yes. we can talk.
Genie: And what are you supposed to be?
Winnie the Pooh: Well, This is Piglet. And Tigger. And Rabbit. And Eeyore.
Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.
Winnie the Pooh: And I'm Winnie the Pooh. But you can call me Pooh for short.
Genie: A Pooh? Named Winnie? (laughs) Oh, that's priceless! Sorry, I just didn't realize you all standing here. But where you all from?
Tigger: Well, I'm glad you asked. Big Blue. We're from another world called the Hundred Acre Wood which is our home.
Rabbit: That's right, and we've been send here by Zordon and Mewtwo to find the magic lamp here.
Eeyore: To protect it from the forces of evil.
Piglet: And what Mewtwo said is true. Are you by any chance...
Genie: That's right, my fine pig friend. I am, (as Arnold Schwarzenegger) the ever impressive, (inside a cube) the long contained, (as a ventriloquist with a dummy) often imitated, (tosses the dummy aside) but never duplicated-- (He multiplies into multiple Genies who surround him.) DUP.
Genies: Duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated.
Genie: (Says it like a ring announcer at a boxing match.) Genie Of The Lamp! (Goes into Ed Sullivan) Right here direct from the lamp, right here for your enjoyment wish fulfillment. Thank youuuuu!
Aladdin: Whoa! Wish fulfillment?
Genie: Three wishes to be exact. And ix-nay on the wishing for more wishes. (Turns into a slot machine, arm pulls down and three Genies appear in the windows.) That’s it--three. (Three Genie caballeros come out of the slot.) Uno, dos, tres. (Changes into b/w Groucho Marx.) No substitutions, exchanges or refunds. (The duck drops with the secret word "Refunds.’
Piglet: Why are there only three, anyway?
Genie: I don't know! Who cares? You don't know.
Aladdin: (To Abu) Now I know I’m dreaming.
Genie: Master, I don't think you quite realize what you've got here. So why don't you just ruminate, whilst I illuminate the possibilities!

[Genie]

Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves

Scheherazadie had a thousand tales

But master you in luck ‘cause up your sleeve

You got a brand of magic never fails!

(Genie produces 40 thieves who surround Aladdin with swords. Genie appears in his vest, then sticks his arms out and boxes the thieves into submission.)

[Genie]

You got some power in your corner now

Some heavy ammunition in your camp

You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how

See all you gotta do is rub that lamp

And I’ll say

(Boxing ring appears, Aladdin in the corner, being massaged by Genie. Then Genie turns into a pile of fireworks and explodes and fire at one of our heroes. Then Genie appears inside lamp and grabs Aladdin’s hand and rubs lamp with it.)

[Genie]

Mister Aladdin sir

What will your pleasure be?

Let me take your order, jot it down

You ain’t never had a friend like me

No no no!

(Genie produces a table and chairs, then writes down things on a note pad, like a waiter. )

[Genie]

Life is your restaurant And I’m your maitre’ d!

C’mon whisper what it is you want

You ain’t never had a friend like me.

(Genies appears as a plate of chicken, then returns to normal, but enlarges his ear to listen to Aladdin. Finally, he explodes into four duplicate Genies.)

[Genie]

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service

You’re the boss, the king, the shah!

Say what you wish, it’s yours!

True dish How about a little more Baklava?

(The Genies give him a shave, haircut and manicure, then Aladdin appears in a comfy chair (eh?) surrounded by the treasure and being fanned by women. The Genie appears and fills the screen with baklava.)

[Genie]

Try some of column ‘A’

Try all of column ‘B’

I’m in the mood to help you dude

You ain’t never had a friend like me

(Aladdin rises up on a column of food with a giant A on top, then jumps to another column with a B on top. He falls off and is caught by a cushion held by Genie. He opens his mouth, and his tongue turns into a staircase. A miniature Genie dressed like a magician comes out. The mini Genie does a little dance with the Genie’s two giant hands. At the end, they surround the mini Genie and squish him into nothing.)

[Genie]

Can your friends do this?

Do your friends do that?

Do your friends pull this out their little hat

Can your friends go poof!

Well looky here

Can your friends go Abracadabra, let ‘er rip

And then make the sucker disappear?

(The Genie pulls off his head, duplicates it, then juggles them. He tosses them to Aladdin, who juggles with one hand and spins one of the heads on his fingertip like a basketball. He tosses the heads back onto the Genie, who proceeds to try and pull himself out of a hat at his base. He spirals around and around until he turns into a white rabbit. The rabbit transforms into a purple dragon (very reminiscent of Figment from EPCOT Center). The dragon breathes fire, which turns into three HAREM GIRLS, who dance around Aladdin. Just as he begins to enjoy them, they disappear.)

[Genie]

So don’t you sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed

I’m here to answer all your midday prayers

You got me bona fide, certified

You got a Genie for a charg? d’affairs!

I got a powerful urge to help you out

So what you wish I really want to know

You got a wish that’s three miles long, no doubt

So all you gotta do is rub like so, and oh!

(Genie imitates what he is calling Aladdin, then turns into a certificate which rolls up and surrounds Aladdin. Genie pulls a list {written in Arabic} out of Aladdin’s ear, which he uses to rub his behind like drying off after a shower. Much to Rabbit and Tigger's disgust)

[Genie]

Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three

I’m on the job, you big nabob

You ain’t never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain’t never…had a… friend… like…me!

You ain’t never had a friend like me!

(The dancing HAREM GIRLS reappear, and Aladdin leans in to kiss one. She turns into the Genie, who zaps four dancing elephants into existence. To the other direction, he zaps in four dancing camels, and a grand finale dancing number ensues, as well our Heroes dancing along as well. Abu grabs as much gold as he can, but the Genie wraps everything up in a cyclone and zaps it away until they’re all back in the cave. Genie has a neon "APPLAUSE" sign on his back. Abu turns his hat over and sees that is is empty.)

Rabbit: I can't believe how wonderful that song was!
Winnie the Pooh: I can't either.
Eeyore: Moved me to tears.
Tigger: I like this guy already. (chuckles)
Genie: So what’ll it be, master?
Aladdin: You’re gonna grant me any three wishes I want?
Genie: (As William F. Buckley) Ah, almost. There are a few provisos, a couple of quid pro quos
Winnie the Pooh: (confused) Wha... ?
Rabbit: I think what he's trying to say is there are some rules we need to follow.
Aladdin: Like?
Genie: Ah, rule number one: I can’t kill anybody. (He slices his head off with his finger.) So don’t ask. Rule number two: I can’t make anyone fall in love with anyone else. (Head turns into a big pair of lips which kiss Aladdin.) You little punim, there. (Lies flat, then gets up and transforms into a zombie.) Rule number three: I can’t bring people back from the dead. It’s not a pretty picture, (He grabs Aladdinand shakes him) I don’t like doing it! (He poofs back to normal.) Other than that, you got it!
Aladdin: (Looks at Abu as if plotting) Ah, provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes? (To Abu) Some all powerful Genie--can’t even bring people back from the dead.
Winnie the Pooh: Oh, bother. How to get out of this cave? If we are trapped?
Aladdin: I don’t know, Pooh! He probably can’t even get us out of this cave!
Winnie the Pooh: Oh, dear. Perhaps he's no help to us. After all.
Tigger: I hate to say it. But I guess we were wrong.
Rabbit: I guess we have no choice. But to find a way out on our own.

(They start to leave, but a big blue foot stomps down in front of them.)

Genie: (As Robert De Niro) Excuse me?! Are you lookin’ at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up, did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you’re walkin’ out on me?! (Gets madder and madder) I don’t think so! Not right now. YOU’RE GETTING YOUR WISHES, SO SIDDOWN!!
Tigger: YIKES!!!
Piglet: I think he's mad.

(They all get on Carpet. Genie takes the form of a stewardess, with lots of arms pointing out the exits.)

Genie: In case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here, here… anywhere. Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet! WE’RE OUTTA HERE!

(The CARPET and passengers fly out of the sand in the desert and off into the distance. Cut to int. of Sultan’s chamber. Jafar is there with Iago, Jasmine and the Sultan.)

Sultan: Jafar, this is an outrage. If it weren’t for all your years of loyal service… From now on, you are to discuss sentencing of prisoners with me, before they are beheaded.
Jafar: I assure you, your highness, it won’t happen again.
Sultan: Jasmine, Jafar, now let’s put this whole messy business behind us. Please?
Jafar: My most abject and humblest apologies to you as well, princess. (He takes her hand to kiss it, but she yanks it away.)
Jasmine: At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am queen, I will have the power to get rid of you.
Sultan: That’s nice. All settled, then. Now, Jasmine, getting back to this suitor business… (he looks and sees Jasmine walking out) Jasmine? Jasmine! (He runs after her.)
Jafar: (Scowls in their direction) If only I had gotten that lamp!
Iago: (As Jasmine) "I will have the power to get rid of you." Dahhh! To think we gotta keep kissing up to that chump and his chump daughter for the rest of our lives.
Jafar: No, Iago. Only until she finds a chump husband. Then she’ll have us banished. Or beheaded.
Both: Eww.
Iago: (Has an idea) Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute! Jafar, what if you were the chump husband?
Jafar: (He looks at Iago in insult) What?
Iago: Okay, okay. You marry the princess, all right? And and, uh, you. Then you become the Sultan!
Jafar: Marry the shrew. I become Sultan. The idea has merit.
Iago: Yes, merit. Yes! And then, we drop papa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff. (Dive bombs into the floor) "Yah. Ker-splat!"
Jafar: (laughs) I love the way your foul little mind works!

(Both laugh)

Aladdin's First Wish/"Prince Ali"[edit | edit source]

(We cut to an oasis in the desert, where Carpet is coming in for a landing.)

Genie: (Still as stewardess) Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. (As Aladdin, Abu, Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, and Eeyore get off down the stairway formed by Carpet) Thank you. Good bye, good bye! Thank you! Good bye! (Back to normal) Well, now. How about that, Mr. doubting mustafa, and his fellow stuffed friends?
Aladdin: Oh, you sure showed us. Now about my three wishes-
Genie: Dost mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by ONE, boy!
Aladdin: Ah, no--I never actually wished to get out of the cave.
Rabbit: Hate to say it. But you did that on your own.
Tigger: So he didn't say "I wish" so got ya! (laughs)

(Genie thinks for a second, then his jaw drops. He turns into a sheep.)

Genie: Well, don’t I feel just sheepish? All right, you baaaaad boy, but no more freebies.
Aladdin: Fair deal. So, three wishes. I want them to be good.
Tigger: Do bad we can't make our own wishes. Since Al, rub the lamp I should know.
Piglet: Are you sure?
Tigger: Sure I'm sure I'll prove it, Rabbit, make a wish.
Rabbit: Hmm. I wish for uh...a year's supply of carrots.
Tigger: See?
Piglet: I wish for a...bushel of acorns?
Tigger: What I tell ya.
Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother. I would sure like to wish for a pot of honey.
Eeyore: Well, Aladdin has three wishes. We'll let him choose wisely.
Aladdin: Yeah, sorry guys. But so hard to choose. (To Genie) What would you wish for?

(Genie is hanging like a hammock between two trees.)

Genie: Me? No one’s ever asked me that before. Well, in my case, ah, forget it.
Aladdin: What?
Genie: No, I can't. I...
Aladdin: Come on tell us.
Genie: Freedom.
Piglet: Freedom? Like you wanted to be free?
Genie: Yes.
Aladdin: You’re a prisoner?
Genie: It’s all part-and-parcel, the whole Genie gig. (Grows gigantic, voice echoes) Phenomenal cosmic powers! (Shrinks down, cramped in magic lamp.) Itty bitty living space.
Tigger: Aw, the poor guy.
Rabbit: Oh dear. Mercy me.
Piglet: Oh dear. Mercy me too.
Aladdin: Genie, that’s terrible.
Genie: (Comes out of the lamp) But, oh--to be free. Not have to go "Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need?" To be my own master, such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world! But what am I talking about, here? Let’s get real here. It’s not gonna happen. Genie, wake up and smell the hummus
Piglet: Why not?
Genie: The only way I get outta this is if my master wishes me out. So you can guess how often that’s happened.
Aladdin: I’ll do it. I’ll set you free.
Genie: (Head turns into Pinocchio’s with a long nose) Uh huh, right. Whoop!
Aladdin: No, really, I promise. (He pushes the nose back in and Genie’s head returns to normal.) After make my first two wishes, I’ll use my third wish to set you free. (He holds out his hand)
Rabbit: That is a wise decision Aladdin. Saving that one as your last wish is a very smart idea.
Winnie the Pooh: Oh yes. Rabbit. I couldn't agree more. (giggles) Whatever it was.
Eeyore: Well, if that's going to be Aladdin's last wish. Than it's alright by me.
Tigger: So, what do you say, Big Blue? You can trust him and us.
Piglet: And he will keep his promise.
Genie: Well, here’s hopin’. (Shakes Aladdin’s hand.) All right. Let’s make some magic. (Turns into a magician.) So how ‘bout it. What is it you want most?
Aladdin: Well, there’s this girl.
Genie: Eehhh! (Like a buzzer, and Genie’s chest shows a heart with a cross through it.) Wrong. I can’t make anybody fall in love, remember?
Piglet: Actually, we did met someone like her in the marketplace yesterday. Her name was Jasmine.
Tigger: Yeah, Aladdin did have his eyes on her ever since she was wandering around in Argabah.
Aladdin: It's true, Genie, she’s smart and fun and…
Genie: Pretty?
Aladdin: Beautiful. She’s got these eyes that just… and this hair. Wow. And her smile… [sighs]
Genie: (Sitting in a Parisian cafe with Abu and CARPET.) Ami. C’est l’amour.
Piglet: Oh, we know that language.
Eeyore: Yep. It came from France.
Winnie the Pooh: We had an experience with romance before. Like the time with we help Belle and the Beast fall in love with each other.
Aladdin: Wait! Wait… a minute. Fell in love in a Beast?
Rabbit: It's kinda of long story. But we learned that the Beast was a human prince that was under a spell.
Piglet: We met a girl met Belle in a small village as our first mission to venture to the enchanted castle.
Winnie the Pooh: Oh, it's a lovely tale. Don't you think so, Tigger? Tigger?
Tigger: Huh?
Rabbit: Belle and Beast. Remember?
Tigger: Oh, yeah.
Aladdin: So, what happended down there?
Tigger: Well, we went with Belle to the Beast's castle to free her father who just became a prisoner in the tower.
Winnie the Pooh: So, Belle decided to take his place instead. But we couldn't leave her alone. We decided to stay with her.
Eeyore: We learned that the Beast was the prince who was spoiled, selfish and un-kind.
Rabbit: But, it wasn't long when we heard he and his castle were a under spell by the enchantress. So we help him learn to love. And Belle earned her love in return by the time the last pedal from the rose fell.
Tigger: Everything went well. Until things got really messed up. When that hunter named Gaston attack the castle and killed the Beast in process.
Aladdin: Really? How come?
Rabbit: Because Gaston wanted to marry Belle for himself. His selfishness fueled his anger.
Winnie the Pooh: We tried to stop him. And protect the Beast because he was our friend.
Piglet: But then Gaston stabbed him from behind.
Aladdin: Oh, that's...that's awful.
Winnie the Pooh: Yes, we thought we lost him forever.
Eeyore: But then the spell became broken and he came back as a human prince again.
Rabbit: Yes, that's one moment we'll never forget. But the Beast's real name was Prince Adam.
Piglet: So he and Belle lived Happily Ever After.
Tigger: Before we went back to the Hundred Acre Wood. When we said our good-byes Belle and Adam gave us this.

(Tigger shows Aladdin this book.)

Aladdin: What's this?
Winnie the Pooh: It's a scrapbook that we can make some memories about the adventures we had in the past.
Piglet: Well, I only made just few pictures of some of our memories. But I'll work on it more when we get back.
Tigger: And since we help Belle and Adam be together. We can do the same thing with you and Jasmine.
Rabbit: But there's only one problem. She's the princess. And we already know about the law in Agrabah.
Aladdin: That's right. To even have a chance, I’d have to be… Hey, (to Genie) can you make me a prince?
Genie: Let’s see here. (Has a "Royal Cookbook".) Chicken à la king? (Pulls out a chicken with a crown on its head) Nope. Alaskan king crab. (Yanks out his finger, and we see Sebastian the crab from "The Little Mermaid" clamped on.) Ow. I hate it when they do that. Caesar’s salad? Ah! (A dagger comes out and tries to stab him.) Et tu, Brute? No. Aha. "To make a prince."
Tigger: Hey, wait a minute. Why a prince?
Aladdin: If Jasmine is going to marry a prince. Why not let me become a prince?
Tigger: I don't know Al. What if she regconizes you?
Rabbit: For once I have to agree with Tigger. I don't think you becoming a prince is such a good idea. That can lead you into lying.
Piglet: And lie is not the best way to make friends.
Aladdin: Hey, it's only way I can see her. I won't be a prince forever. Besides don't you guys want to see her too?
Winnie the Pooh: Well. As long as it means helping you get into the palace. Than I guess it's okay.
Tigger: Well, it's risky...
Rabbit: Oh, my head hurts.
Tigger: But it's just crazy enough to work. Let's give it a try.
Genie: (Looks slyly at Aladdin.) Is that an official wish? Say the magic words!
Aladdin: Genie, I wish for you to make me a prince!
Genie: Alright!! (Takes on square shoulders, looks like Arsenio Hall, and begins hooting. Then he becomes a tailor/fashion designer.) First, that fez and vest combo is much too third century. These patches--what are we trying to say--beggar? No! Let’s work with me here. (He takes Aladdin’s measurements, snaps his fingers and Aladdin is outfitted in his prince costume.)
Winnie the Pooh and Pals: (awe in amazement)
Genie: I like it, muy macho! Now, still needs something. What does it say to me? It says mode of transportation. Excuse me, monkey boy! Aqui, over here!

(Abu tries to cover himself with CARPET, but Genie zaps him and he flies over.)

Abu: Uh oh!
Genie: Here he comes, (Aladdin and Genie, now dressed like DREW CAREY, are on a game show set, where Aladdin stands behind a podium with "AL" on it.) And what better way to make your grand entrance on the streets of Agrabah, than riding your very own brand new camel! Watch out, it spits! (A door bearing the Genie’s head on it opens, where Abu is transformed into a camel. He spits out the side of his mouth on cue. But the Genie’s not sure.) Mmm, not enough. (He snaps his fingers and Abu turns into a fancy white horse.) Still not enough. Let’s see. What do you need? (The Genie snaps his fingers repeatedly, turning Abu into: an octopus, a duck, an ostrich, a turtle, and a ‘57 Cadillac, with license plate "Abu 1." (That one’s a guess, I don’t know cars, but judging by the tail fins, ‘nuff said.) Finally, he’s returned to normal.) Yes!! Esalalumbo, shimin dumbo! Whoa!! (And on the keyword of the spell, Dumbo, Abu turns into an elephant. CARPET struggles to get out from under Abu’s size 46 feet.)
Tigger: Did you see that? Abu's now a heffalump!
Winnie the Pooh: You mean an elephant.
Tigger: That's what I said. a heffalump.
Genie: Talk about your trunk space, check this action out!

(Abu sees his reflection in a pool of water, then jumps into a tree. The tree naturally bends right back down to the ground, where Abu hangs on and looks at Aladdin upside down.)

Aladdin: Abu, you look good.
Genie: He’s got the outfit, he’s got the elephant, but we’re not through yet. Hang on to your turban, kid, cause we’re gonna make you a star!

(We zoom out slowly with the oasis in the distance, as fireworks begin to explode outward. Cut to a CU of a pile of toys. (Look for the BEAST here.) We tilt up and see the Sultan balancing them. He carefully balances the last piece on top, then sits back and sighs. Jafar storms in, though, and the pile collapses.)

Jafar: Sire, I have found a solution to the problem with your daughter.
Iago: Awk! The problem with your daughter!
Sultan: Oh, really?
Jafar: (Unrolling a scroll) Right here. "If the princess has not chosen a husband by the appointed time, then the Sultan shall choose for her."
Sultan: But Jasmine hated all those suitors! (He tries to stuff a cracker into Iago’s mouth. Iago backs away. The Sultan absentmindedly pulls the cracker back.) How could I choose someone she hates? (Iago is relieved, but the Sultan quickly stuffs a cracker in his mouth.)
Jafar: Not to worry, my liege. There is more. If, in the event a suitable prince cannot be found, a princess must then be wed to…hmm…interesting.
Sultan: What? Who?
Jafar: The royal vizier! Why, that would be…me!
Sultan: Why, I thought the law says that only a prince can marry a princess, I’m quite sure.
Jafar: Desperate times call for desperate measures, my lord. (He pulls out the staff and hypnotizes the Sultan with it.)
Sultan: Yes…desperate measures…
Jafar: You will order the princess to marry me.
Sultan: I…will order…the princess…to…(the spell breaks momentarily)…but you’re so old!
Jafar: (Holds the staff closer) The princess will marry me!
Sultan: The princess will marry…(the spell is again broken, this time by the trumpet fanfare of "Prince Ali".) What? What is that? That music! Ha ha ha. Jafar., you must come and see this!

(We see an advancing parade, led by what appears to be the Genie in human form as a MAJOR.)

[Winnie the Pooh and friends with Chorus]

Make way for Prince Ali!

Say hey! It's Prince Ali!

[Genie]

Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar.

Hey, you! Let us through!

It's a bright new star! Oh, come!

Be the first on your block to meet his eye!

Make way! Here he comes! Ring bells! Bang the drums!

Are you gonna love this guy!

Prince Ali! Fabulous he! Ali Ababwa.

Genuflect, show some respect, down on one knee!

Now, try your best to stay calm, brush up your Sunday salaam.

Then come and meet his spectacular coterie!

Prince Ali! Mighty as he! Ali Ababwa!

Strong as ten regular men, definitely!

He faced the galloping hordes, a hundred bad guys with swords.

Who sent those goons to their lords?

Why, Prince Ali.

Men

He's got 75 golden camels.

Genie: Don't they look lovely, June?

Women

Purple peacocks, he's got 53.

Genie: Fabulous, Harry. I love the feathers.

[Genie]

When it comes to exotic-type mammals.

Has he got a zoo? I'm telling you, it's a world-class menagerie!

Prince Ali! Handsome as he, Ali Ababwa! ♪

[Harem Girls]

There's no question this Ali's alluring.

Never ordinary, never boring.

[Genie]

That physique! How can I speak?

[Harem Girls]

Everything about that man just plain impresses.

[Genie]

Weak at the knee! Well, get on out in that square.

[Harem Girls]

He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder.

[Genie]

Adjust your veil and prepare.

[Harem Girls]

He's about to pull my heart asunder.

[Genie]

To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali!

[Harem Girls]

And I absolutely love the way he dresses!

[Winnie the Pooh and friends with Chorus]

He's got 95 white Persian monkeys.

[guards]

He's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys.

[Winnie the Pooh and friends with Chorus]

And to view them he charges no fee.

[Women]

He's generous, so generous.

[Winnie the Pooh and friends with Chorus]

He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies.

Proud to work for him.

They bow to his whim, love serving him, they're just lousy with loyalty to Ali!

Prince Ali! ♪

[All]

Prince Ali! Amorous he! Ali Ababwa! ♪

[Genie]

Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see.

And that, good people is why, he got dolled up and dropped by. ♪

[Winnie the Pooh and friends with Chorus]

With 60 elephants, llamas galore, with his bears and lions, a brass band and more.

With his 40 fakirs, his cooks his bakers.

His birds that warble on key.

Make way for Prince Ali!

(More and more fanfare build up until Aladdin flies off Abu’s back on Carpet and flies down to the Sultan. Jafar slams the door shut.)

Sultan: (Clapping) Splendid! Absolutely marvelous!
Aladdin: (Takes on a deeper voice.) Ahem. Your majesty, I have journeyed from afar to seek your daughter’s hand.
Sultan: Prince Ali Ababwa! Of course. I’m delighted to meet you. (He rushes over and shakes ALI’s hand. Stops and sees Pooh and his friends as his servants in disugise.) My, those are fine servants you got here.
Aladdin: Yes, they came along with me. May I introduce the Bishop of Bounce, The Rabbit Wizard, The Knight to Remember. The Masked Bear and his faithful steed.
Eeyore: Hello.
Tigger: Greetings, your royal royaltyness.

(Tigger bows to the Sultan and sees Piglet isn't kneeling and push his head down to bow down. But Jafar couldn't help but notice that there's something familiar about those servants with Aladdin.)

Rabbit: It's a great honor to meet you, Your Majesty.
The Sultan: Of course. I'm delighted to meet you all as well. This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He’s delighted too.
Jafar: (Extremely dryly) Ecstatic. I’m afraid, Prince Abooboo--
Aladdin: --Ababwa!
Jafar: Whatever. You cannot just parade in here uninvited and expect to--
Sultan: …by Allah, this is quite a remarkable device. (He tugs at the tassels, and they tug his moustache.) I don’t suppose I might...
Winnie the Pooh: You want to ride on the Magic Carpet, Your Highness?
Sultan: Yes.
Aladdin: Why certainly, your majesty. Allow me.

(He helps the Sultan up onto the CARPET, and he plops down. Jafar pins the CARPET down on the floor with the staff.)

Jafar: Sire, I must advise against this--
Sultan: --Oh, button up, Jafar. Learn to have a little fun.

(He kicks away the staff and CARPET and Sultan fly away. Iago, who was standing on the head of the staff, falls down, repeatedly bopping the staff with his beak as he descends. Sultan and CARPET fly high into the ceiling, then begin a dive-bomb attack, flying under Abu, scaring him. The flight continues in the background, while Jafar and ALI talk in the foreground.)

Jafar: Just where did you say you all were from?
Aladdin: Oh, much farther than you’ve traveled, I’m sure. (He smiles. Jafar does not.)
Jafar: Try me. (Iago lands on the staff.)
Tigger: (sees the Sultan flying too fast.) DUCK!!!
Sultan: Look out, Polly!

(They all duck in time as the Carpet whizzes centimetres over their heads. CARPET returns and the Sultan chases Iago around the room.)

Iago: Hey, watch it. Watch it with the dumb rug. Whew!

(The CARPET zooms underneath Iago, who sighs, wipes his brow, and crashes into a pillar. He crashes to the floor, and his head is circled by miniature Sultan's on CARPETS, saying "Have a cracker, have a cracker. The real Sultan begins his final approach.)

Sultan: Out of the way, I’m coming in to land. Jafar, watch this! (He lands.)
Jafar: Spectacular, your highness.
Sultan: Ooh, lovely. Yes, I do seem to have a knack for it. (CARPET walks over to Abu dizzily, then collapses. Abu catches it.)
Piglet: Poor Carpet. Feeling dizzy.
Tigger: Guess the Sultan was having fun. (chuckles whispers to the audience) This guy is someone I can have fun with someday.
Sultan: This is a very impressive youth. And a prince as well. (Whispers to Jafar) If we’re lucky, you won’t have to marry Jasmine after all.
Jafar: I don’t trust him, sire. And there's something very strange about those servants of his.
Sultan: Nonsense. One thing I pride myself on Jafar, I’m an excellent judge of character.
Iago: Oh, excellent judge, yeah, sure…not!!!

(Jasmine walks in quietly.)

Sultan: Jasmine will like this one!
Aladdin: And I’m pretty sure I’ll like Princess Jasmine!
Jafar: Your highness, no. I must intercede on Jasmine’s behalf. (Jasmine hears this and gets mad.) This boy is no different than the others. What makes him think he is worthy of the princess?
Aladdin: Your majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa! (He pricks Jafar’s goatee, which springs out in all directions.) Just let her meet me. I will win your daughter!
Jasmine: How dare you! (They all look at her surprised.) All of you, standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won! (She storms out.)
Rabbit: Oh my.
Piglet: Oh dear.
Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother?
Sultan: Oh, dear. Don’t worry, Prince Ali. Just give Jasmine time to cool down. (Aladdin, Sultan, Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit and Eeyore exit.)
Jafar: I think it’s time to say goodbye to Prince Abooboo.

One Night/"A Whole New World"/Our Heroes arrested again[edit | edit source]

(Diss to Jasmine on her balcony at night. We tilt down and find Aladdin and company in the courtyard.)

Aladdin: What am I going to do? Jasmine won’t even let me talk to her. I should have known I couldn’t pull off this stupid prince wish.

(Abu struggles with his elephant paws to open a banana. He squishes it, and the banana squirts into his eye. He then tosses the banana peel into a heaping pile of the same.)

Genie: (to Tigger, playing checkers.) So move!

(Tigger does, moving his black peace on top of the board.)

Tigger: King Me!
Genie: That’s a good move. (As Rodney Dangerfield) I can’t believe it--I’m losing to a Tiger.
Tigger: Well, Big Blue, I am the champion of checkers. And I..and I...(groans) I'm not kidding anyone. I have never seen Jasmine this upset before. She really is being forced to marry a prince she doesn't even know. Or something.
Winnie the Pooh: I know what you mean Tigger. Even she doesn't want to see us.
Eeyore: It figures.
Aladdin: Guys, I need help.
Rabbit: Aladdin, look. I know you wanted to see her. But after what happened today. I already figured that this whole thing was a bad idea.
Genie: (as Jack Nicholson) Yeah, sparky, here’s the deal. You wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter, do you got it?
Aladdin: What?
Genie: (Back to normal, wearing a mortarboard. He points out his words on a blackboard) Tell her the…TRUTH!!!
Aladdin: No way! If Jasmine found out I was really some crummy street rat, she’d laugh at me. (He puts on his turban, which lights up as the Genie.)
Genie: A woman appreciates a man who can make her laugh! (Aladdinpulls the chain turning off the light. Genie comes out holding the real turban.) Al, all joking aside.
Piglet: What he is trying to say is you shouldn't pretend to be someone you're not.
Tigger: It just isn't right kiddo.
Rabbit: If you're determind to impress Jasmine. You really need to be yourself.
Aladdin: Hey, that’s the last thing I want to be. Okay, I’m gonna go see her. I gotta be smooth, cool, confident. How do I look?
Genie: (Sadly) Like a prince.

(Aladdin flies up to the balcony on Carpet.)

Winnie the Pooh: I hope things will work out with Aladdin and Jasmine.
Piglet: I hope so too Pooh.
Rabbit: As far as I'm concerned, we need to see what Aladdin is up to.
Winnie the Pooh: But romance is always so difficult.
Tigger: Well just to be on safe side. Big Blue and I will go up there and check up on him.
Winnie the Pooh: But, Tigger won't Jasmine notice you?
Piglet: Yeah, I mean what if she sees you?
Tigger: Hey, she won't even notice we were there. We'll be as quiet as mice.
Eeyore: If you say so.
Rabbit: Well alright, just be sure you two keep quiet, so Aladdin and Jasmine can have time for themselves.
Tigger: You can count on us, fellow-Rabbit.
Rabbit: Hmm. See that you do.
Tigger: Okay, you ready, Genie?
Genie: Sure am. I'm gettin' kind of fond of you, Tigg. Not that I want to pick out curtains or anything.

(Jasmine is on her bed, sighing. Rajah is by her side.)

Aladdin: (From a distance) Princess Jasmine?

(Rajah looks up and growls.)

Princess Jasmine: Who’s there?
Aladdin: It’s me--Prince Ali. Ahem--(Then he jumps to his deep voice) Prince Ali Ababwa.
Princess Jasmine: I do not want to see you.
Aladdin: No, no, please, please princess. Give me a chance.

(Rajah growls and advances on him.)

Jasmine: Just leave me alone.
Aladdin: Down kitty!

(Over the edge of the balcony, CARPET is watching with Genie and Tigger below.)

Genie: How’s our beau doing?

(CARPET cuts his neck with his finger.)

Tigger: For a princess, Jasmine's a real jerk.
Aladdin: Good kitty, take off. Down kitty. (He takes off his turban to brush Rajah away.)
Princess Jasmine: (She looks at him thinking she has seen him before.) Wait, wait. Do I know you?
Aladdin: (Quickly replaces his turban) Uh, no, no.
Princess Jasmine: You remind me of someone I met in the marketplace.
Aladdin: The marketplace? (A bee buzzes around his head.) I have servants that go to the marketplace for me. Why I even have servants who go to the marketplace for my servants, so it couldn’t have been me you met.
Princess Jasmine: (She looks disappointed.) No, I guess not.
Genie (as a bee): Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about her! She’s smart, fun, the hair, the eyes. Anything--pick a feature!
Tigger: (whispering) Say something to her.
Aladdin: Um, Princess Jasmine? You’re very…
Tigger: (whispering) Splendiferous.
Genie (as a bee): Wonderful, glorious, magnificent, punctual!
Aladdin: Punctual!
Princess Jasmine: Punctual?
Genie (as a bee): Sorry.
Aladdin: Beautiful.
Tigger: Nice recovery.
Princess Jasmine: Hmm. I’m rich too, you know.
Aladdin: Yeah!
Princess Jasmine: The daughter of a Sultan.
Aladdin: I know.
Princess Jasmine: A fine prize for any prince to marry.
Aladdin: Uh, right. Right. A prince like me.
Genie (as a bee): (Buzzing in his ear) Warning! Warning!
Tigger: (whispering) Wrong move, kiddo!
Princess Jasmine: Right, a prince like you. And every other stuffed shirt, swaggering, peacock I’ve met!
Genie (as a bee): (Rear end on fire, wearing goggles and crashing) Mayday! Mayday!
Princess Jasmine: Just go jump off a balcony! (She turns and walks away)
Aladdin: What?
Genie (as a bee): Stop her! Stop her! Do you want me to sting her?
Aladdin: (Swats at bee) Buzz off! (to Tigger) And you, go back to the others! You're not helping!
Tigger: Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you. (Carpet takes Tigger back to Pooh and his friends)
Genie (as a bee): Okay, fine! But remember: bee yourself! (Bee buzzes into his turban)
Aladdin: Yeah, right!
Princess Jasmine: What!?
Aladdin: Uh, you’re right. You aren’t just some prize to be won, (He looks disappointed.) You should be free to make your own choice. (Jasmine and Rajah look at each other in confusion.) I’ll go now. (He steps up on the ledge and drops off.)
Princess Jasmine: No!
Aladdin: (Pokes his head up from over the edge) What? What?
Princess Jasmine: (Now she’s amazed) How--how are you doing that? (She looks over the edge and sees Carpet who quickly returned to Aladdin just in time.)
Aladdin: It’s a magic carpet.
Princess Jasmine: It’s lovely. (CARPET takes Jasmine’s hand with a tassel and give it a kiss.)
Aladdin: You, uh, you don’t want to go for a ride, do you? We could get out of the palace, see the world.
Princess Jasmine: Is it safe?
Aladdin: Sure. Do you trust me?
Princess Jasmine: (She looks at him at the saying of that all-important line) What?
Aladdin: (Extends his hand the same as before) Do you trust me?
Princess Jasmine: (Gets a sly grin on her face) Yes.

(She takes his hand and gets up on CARPET. It zooms into the sky, knocking them both into sitting positions. The music of "A Whole New World" swells. Jasmine looks back and sees Rajah looking up at her questioningly. She gasps as they fly over the palace wall and into the sky.)

[Aladdin]

I can show you the world Shining, shimmering, splendid.

Tell me princess, now when did you last Let your heart decide?

(Carpet zooms down through the town, stopping slightly to pick a flower. It gives the flower to Aladdin, who gives it to Jasmine. She smiles.)

I can open your eyes

Take you wonder by wonder

Over, sideways, and under On a magic carpet ride

(Carpet does as Aladdin sings, then zooms into the clouds.)

A whole new world!

A new fantastic point of view

No one to tell us no

Or where to go

Or say we’re only dreaming

(Jasmine looks back and watches Agrabah disappear from sight. CARPET flies in and out of the clouds.)

[Princess Jasmine]

A whole new world

A dazzling place I never knew

But when I’m way up here

It’s crystal clear

That now I’m in a whole new world with you!

[Aladdin]

Now I’m in a whole new world with you!

(They each catch a small cloud as CARPET continues the flight. It then circles a pillar of clouds, giving a swirly look to it.)

[Princess Jasmine]

Unbelievable sights

Indescribable feeling

Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling

Through an endless diamond sky

(They join a flock of birds in the sky. One of them looks terrified and squawks. CARPET does somersaults and flips, at times putting Aladdinand Jasmine in free-fall, but catching them. They then zoom above the clouds where a starry night awaits them.)

A whole new world!

[Aladdin]

Don’t you dare close your eyes

[Princess Jasmine]

An hundred thousand things to see

[Aladdin]

Hold your breath--it gets better!

[Princess Jasmine]

I’m like a shooting star,

I’ve come so far

I can’t go back to where I used to be!

(They zoom down over a river, apparently the Nile, for beyond the ship’s sails are the Great Pyramids. They wave at a worker sculpting the complete nose of the Sphinx. He smiles, but chisels too much and breaks off the front section of the nose.)

[Aladdin]

A whole new world!

[Princess Jasmine]

Every turn a surprise

[Aladdin]

With new horizons to pursue

[Princess Jasmine]

Every moment, red-letter

(They fly alongside wild horses running. Jasmine pets one of them.)

[Aladdin and Jasmine]

I’ll chase them anywhere

There’s time to spare

Let me share this whole new world with you

[Aladdin]

A whole new world

[Princess Jasmine]

A whole new world

[Aladdin]

That’s where we’ll be

[Princess Jasmine]

That's where we'll be

(They fly through Greece, where Aladdin grabs an apple from a tree and rolls it down his arm to Jasmine, who is now sure she is dealing with Aladdin, not PRINCE ALI.)

[Aladdin]

A thrilling chase

[Princess Jasmine]

A wondrous place

[Both]

For you and me!

(Carpet hovers along over a lake, and we see the reflection of the moon in the lake. Fireworks burst and we see the couple at a Chinese New Year celebration in China, sitting on a rooftop.)

Princess Jasmine: It’s all so magical.
Aladdin: Yeah.
Princess Jasmine: (She looks at him and decides to burst the bubble) It’s a shame Abu, Pooh and the others had to miss this.
Aladdin: Nah. There be another time for them. And Abu hates fireworks. (Carpet looks up realizing what is happening.) He doesn’t really like flying either. (And now Aladdin realizes it) That is…oh no!
Princess Jasmine: (She pulls off his turban) You are the boy from the market. I knew it! Why did you lie to me?
Aladdin: Jasmine, I’m sorry.
Princess Jasmine: Did you think I was stupid?
Aladdin: No!
Princess Jasmine: That I wouldn’t figure it out?
Aladdin: No. I mean, I hoped you wouldn’t. No, that’s not what I meant.
Princess Jasmine: Who are you? Tell me the truth!
Aladdin: The truth? (He looks at Carpet who wave him on, giving up hope.) The truth…the truth is…I sometimes dress as a commoner to escape the pressures of palace life. (Carpet slumps down in defeat.) But I really am a prince! (The feather on his turban falls down over his eyes.)
Princess Jasmine: Why didn’t you just tell me?
Aladdin: Well, you know, um…royalty going out into the city in disguise, it sounds a little strange, don’t you think?
Princess Jasmine: Not that strange.

(She flicks up the feather and cuddles with him. Carpet puts a tassel under his "chin" and looks mystified. Dissolve to ext. of palace balcony, where Aladdin and Jasmine return. Carpet forms a set of steps and she descends. Aladdin then descends just below the balcony.)

Princess Jasmine: Good night, my handsome prince.
Aladdin: Sleep well, princess.

(They slowly lean forward to kiss, but Carpet bumps him up and they kiss sooner than expected. She walks away slowly then turns and looks at him. Finally she enters her room through the curtain.)

Aladdin: Yes! (He falls back onto the Carpet, who descends to the ground.) For the first time in my life, things are starting to go right.

(He looks up at Jasmine’s balcony, and four sets of hands grab him.)

Aladdin: Hey! What? (A gag is tied around his mouth. Muffled words) Abu! Abu! (We see the elephant hanging from a net tied in a tree. And Pooh and the others tied up and locked.)
Tigger: Let me outta here! Let me out I tell ya!
Rabbit: Is this the way to treat your guests?!
Winnie the Pooh: Please, leave Prince Ali alone!
Razoul: Hold him!

(Shackles are placed on his feet and his hands. Another GUARD ties CARPET in a knot around a tree.)

Jafar: I’m afraid you’ve worn out your welcome, Prince Abooboo. (Walks away.) Bring his servants to me. And make sure he’s never found.

(Razoul hits him in the head, and he falls unconscious)

Jafar interrogates Pooh and his Friends/Genie rescues the heroes[edit | edit source]

(Cut to Pooh and his friends have brought to Jafar.)

Winnie the Pooh: Excuse me, Mr. Jafar. But, what do you want with us?
Piglet: And what have you done with our prince?
Tigger: You better bring him back!
Jafar: Oh, I don't think so. There are some things. I want to talk to you about. You see the five of you look familiar to me.
Rabbit: What do you mean? We never met before.
Tigger: Yeah, we just got here! There must've been a misunderstanding.
Eeyore: I think you don't know who we are.
Jafar: Oh, no, no. I know who you are. Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, and Eeyore.
Winnie the Pooh: You do?
Rabbit: What the Masked Bear meant to say is. We don't know who they are. We're just servants to Prince Ali.
Jafar: Well, he did say you all from a faraway kingdom that doesn't exist. And he now has a magic carpet from the Cave of Wonders. Seems to me, the only way that's possible, is if you five have found a certain treasure. My treasure.
Rabbit and Tigger: His treasure?
Jafar: Yes, now tell me. Where's the lamp?
Rabbit: Lamp? What lamp?
Winnie the Pooh: You clearly had us all confused.
Piglet: We don't know what you're talking about.
Jafar: Well, I had no attention of killing you all. And if you are who you say you five are. Your Prince Abooboo will die to a watery death. If you all help him survived. It can only be because of the lamp. In which case I will have my answer. Now this is your chance to tell me. Where. Is. The lamp?
Winnie the Pooh: I don't suppose you'd be satisfied with a hug. Instead?
Jafar: Very well then. You leave me with no other choice. Say goodbye to your Prince Abooboo. (Walks away.) Because you all will never see him again.
Rabbit: Hey, get back here! Let us go!
Tigger: Jafar! Untie us this instant!
Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother.

(Cut to a cliff, where guards laugh as Aladdin’s body drops into the water. He is conscious now, but his feet are tied to a rock. The rock hits the sea bottom, then the turban lands and the lamp tumbles out. He sees this and struggles to rub the lamp. However, he loses consciousness and falls to the floor. The lamp, unsettled by his movement, rolls down and rubs against his hands. It shakes, and Genie emerges with a bath brush, rubber duckie, and shower cap)

Genie: Never fails. Get in the bath and there’s a rub at the lamp. (Squeaks the duck) Hello? (Sees unconscious Aladdin) Al? Al! Kid, snap out of it! You can’t cheat on this one! I can’t help you unless you make a wish! You have to say "Genie I want you to save my life." Got it? Okay. C’mon, Aladdin! (He grabs Aladdin by the shoulders and shakes him. His head goes up, then falls.) I’ll take that as a "yes". (Head turns into a siren.) WOOGA! WOOGA! (Turns into a submarine.) Up scope! (He babbles in something that sounds like German. On the surface, a giant water spout emerges, and lands on top of the cliff. Aladdin reawakes and coughs the water out of his lungs.) Don’t you scare me like that!
Aladdin: Genie, I--uh, I-uh… (He can’t think of how to say it, so they just hug each other.) Thanks, Genie.
Genie: Oh, Al. I’m gettin’ kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I want to pick out curtains or anything.

(Cut to Pooh and his friends still tied up.)

Tigger: Hmph, doesn't like hugs, huh? How nasty can he get? Well, once we break loose, I'm gonna teach this here villainy a thing or three! Why I....
Aladdin: You'll get your chance Tigger.
Piglet: Aladdin!
Rabbit: Oh, Aladdin. Thank goodness.
Winnie the Pooh: We thought you never make it from your watery grave.
Genie: Well, it did cost him a wish. So I managed to save his life.
Eeyore: That's good. But do you know how to untie us?
Aladdin: No, but I do have an idea (grabs a spear) Just hold still.

(Aladdin cuts the rope with the spear and sets Pooh and his friends.)

Piglet: Oh, thank you for getting us untied.
Winnie the Pooh: Good thing there's a spear lying around.
Tigger: Come on! We gotta stop Jafar!
Rabbit: I'm afraid it's not going to be easy. The Sultan trusts him completely.
Aladdin: Oh yeah, I forgot. He did say he just wanted you guys before I was out cold. So what does he want from you anyway?
Winnie the Pooh: Well, he did say that he wanted to talk to us. That he knows who I and my friends are.
Tigger: Come to think of it. He did ask us if we have the lamp and he wants to know where it is.
Genie: He wants my lamp? What for?
Rabbit: We don't know that's what we're trying to figure out. I don't know why he tried to kill Aladdin and interrogated us for the lamp unless...(gasps in realization) Oh, my! Oh, my! Unless...he wants to use the lamp and marry Jasmine to take over Agrabah!
Tigger: (gasps) That means he's that old man from the dungeon that leads us to the Cave of Wonders in the first place!
Eeyore: I knew it was too good to be true.
Piglet: Oh, d-d-dear. If the lamp falls into Jafar's hands. This could mean Agrabah will be doomed.
Winnie the Pooh: We have to warn the Sultan. But Rabbit said he trusts him. He has everybody in the palace fooled.
Tigger: Yeah, but what can we do Pooh-Boy?
Winnie the Pooh: I'm not sure.
Aladdin: Maybe not everyone he fooled. Jasmine should know.

Jafar's Escape[edit | edit source]

(Cut to Jasmine in her room, humming "A Whole New World" and brushing her hair. The Sultan appears in one of the double doors, hypnotized.)

Sultan: Jasmine!
Princess Jasmine: Oh, father--I just had the most wonderful time. I’m so happy.
Sultan: (Still monotone from the hypnosis) You should be, Jasmine. I have chosen a husband for you.
Princess Jasmine: What?
Sultan: (The other door opens and reveals Jafar.) You will wed Jafar.

(Jasmine gasps at the sight of him.)

Jafar: You’re speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.
Princess Jasmine: I will never marry you. (She goes to the Sultan) Father, I choose Prince Ali!
Jafar: Prince Ali left! And so have his servants.

(A quick pan finds Aladdin, Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, and Eeyore standing in the doorway to the balcony.)

Aladdin: Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar!
Princess Jasmine: Prince Ali!

(Jafar gasps at the sight of Aladdin.)

Iago: How in the he--(back to parrot-ese)--uh, awk!
Aladdin: Tell them the truth, Jafar! You tried to have me killed.
Tigger: Yeah, brunose! That wasn't very nice!
Rabbit: That's right! And he is not who he says he is!
Princess Jasmine: What do you mean?
Piglet: The reason is Jafar wanted Prince Ali dead. So he can marry you to take control of the Kingdom for himself!
Winnie the Pooh: Isn't that right Jafar?
Jafar: What? (He goes to the Sultan) Ridiculous nonsense, your highness. They're obviously lying. (He brings the staff close to the Sultan’s face.)
Sultan: Obviously…lying.

(Aladdin sees the staff with its glowing eyes.)

Princess Jasmine: Father, what’s wrong with you?
Aladdin: I know what’s wrong.

(Aladdin grabs the staff and smashes it on the floor. Jafar flinches and the spell is broken for good.)

Sultan: Oh, oh, oh my!
Aladdin: Your highness, Jafar’s been controlling you with this! (He advances the staff)
Eeyore: He wants your throne!
Sultan: What? Jafar? You, you traitor.

(The group advances on Jafar.)

Jafar: Your majesty, all of this can be explained.
Sultan: guards, guards.
Iago: Well, that’s it--we’re dead, forget it. Just dig a grave for both of us. We’re dead.

(But Jafar sees the lamp in Aladdin’s pocket. He makes a move, but is grabbed by guards.)

Sultan: Arrest Jafar at once.
Jafar: This is not done yet, boy.

(Jafar pulls a vial from his pocket. Aladdin sees this and rushes him, but Jafar throws the vial to the floor. A large red cloud appears. When it is gone, so is Jafar.)

Rabbit: Oh no! He's gone! He got away! Where could he be?! He could be anywhere!
Tigger: After that villain!
Sultan: Find him, search everywhere.

(Pooh and Pals along with the guards ran off to find Jafar)

Aladdin: Jasmine, are you all right?
Princess Jasmine: Yes.

(They lean in to kiss, but the Sultan barges between them.)

Sultan: Jafar, my most trusted counselor, plotting against me all this time. Just horrible. How will I ever- (He stops in mid sentence and looks at the pair.) Can it be true? My daughter has finally chosen a suitor? (She nods) Ha ha. Praise Allah. You brilliant boy, I could kiss you. I won’t--I’ll leave that to my--. You two will be wed at once. Yes, yes. And you’ll be happy and prosperous, and then my boy, you will become Sultan.
Aladdin: Sultan?
Sultan: Yes, a fine upstanding youth like yourself, a person of your unimpeachable moral character is exactly what this kingdom needs. (Aladdin looks concerned at this.)

(Cut to int. of Jafar’s chambers. Jafar and Iago enter.)

Iago: We gotta get outta here! We gotta get-- I gotta start packing, your highness. Only essentials. (Iago starts throwing things out of his cage. Jafar smiles broadly.) Travel light! Bring the guns, the weapons, the knives (Stops and takes out a picture of himself and Jafar) and how about this picture? I don’t know--I think I’m making a weird face in it. (Jafar starts to laugh wildly.) Oh, boy. He’s cracked. He’s gone nuts. (Iago flies down to him and knocks on his head.) Jafar! Jafar, get a grip!! (Jafar grabs him around the neck) Awk! Good grip.
Jafar: Prince Ali is nothing more than that ragged urchin, Aladdin. I knew those servants are definitely Winnie the Pooh and his friends! They have the lamp, Iago.
Iago: Why those miserable--
Jafar: But you are going to relieve them of it!
Iago: Me?

Aladdin upsets Genie and his friends/Iago steals the lamp[edit | edit source]

(Cut to ext. of the palace. Aladdin is looking at the gardens.)

Aladdin: Sultan? They want me to be Sultan?

(Genie comes out of lamp)

Genie: Huzzah!! Hail the conquering hero! (Turns into a one-man band. He sees Aladdin walk away with his head hung. He stops, scratches his head, comes up with an idea, then zooms over to Aladdin. He holds up his hands like a director scoping a picture and we look through them.) Aladdin, you’ve just won the heart of the princess. What are you gonna do next? (Aladdin looks at him, then walks away in sadness to the bed, where he falls on it and sighs. Genie again is confused. So are Pooh and his friends.)
Winnie the Pooh: Aladdin, What's the matter?
Aladdin: It’s nothing, Pooh.
Winnie the Pooh: You seem so sad.
Tigger: Yeah, you just win Jasmine's heart. You should be happy.
Piglet: Gosh, did something happen while we were looking for Jafar?
Aladdin: No, I'm fine.
Eeyore: Doesn't look fine to me.

(Genie then goes to him and pulls out a script labelled "Aladdin." Whispering:)

Genie: Psst, your line is "I’m going to free the Genie." Anytime.
Aladdin: Genie…I can’t.
Genie: Sure you can. You just go "Genie, I wish you free." (He grabs Aladdin’s head and uses him as a mock ventriloquist’s dummy. Aladdin pulls away.)
Aladdin: I’m serious.
Rabbit: Aladdin!
Aladdin: Look, I’m sorry--I really am. But they want to make me Sultan--no!, They want to make Prince Ali Sultan.
Tigger: Sultan Ali?
Piglet: Is that why the Sultan wanted Jasmine to marry a prince?
Aladdin: Yeah, I just found out last night. (to Genie) Without you, I-I’m just Aladdin.
Genie: Al, you won!
Aladdin: Because of you! The only reason anyone thinks I’m worth anything is because of you. What if they find out I’m not really a prince? (Quietly) What if Jasmine finds out? I’ll lose her.
Winnie the Pooh: I take it that you didn't tell her the truth, huh?
Aladdin: No, I didn't. (turns to Genie) Genie, I can’t keep this up on my own… I-I can’t wish you free…
Genie: (Sarcastically) Fine, I understand. After all, you’ve lied to everyone else. Hey, I was beginning to feel left out. Now, if you’ll excuse me, master. (He says the last word in disgust, then poofs back into the lamp.)
Winnie the Pooh: Oh, bother.

(Abu and Carpet are watching from the window.)

Abu: Ohhh.
Aladdin: Genie, I’m really sorry. (A tongue comes out of the spout and raspberries him.) Well, fine. (He slams a pillow on top of the lamp.) Then just stay in there!
Winnie the Pooh and his friends: (gasps)
Aladdin: (He looks at his friends.) What are you guys looking at?
Rabbit: Aladdin, look we understand that you're upset and under a lot of pressure about all of this! But you shouldn't have taken it out on Genie like that!
Tigger: And after everything, Big Blue has done for you and this is how you treat him?!
Aladdin: Guys, I don't want to get into this right now!
Winnie the Pooh: No, Aladdin. you can't keep this up, you must tell her the truth!
Aladdin: How can I do that?! She thinks I'm somebody important if she finds out I'm a nobody I'll...I didn't think this through.
Piglet: I thought you used to be a nice guy.
Aladdin: I AM a nice guy!
Winnie the Pooh: But nice guys keep their promises.
Aladdin: LISTEN!! I OWN THE LAMP!!! NOT YOU GUYS!!! GENIE DOES WHAT I SAY!!! REMEMBER!?!? AND I DON'T CARE IF IT'S YOUR STUPID MISSION TO PROTECT IT OR NOT!!! I DON'T NEED FRIENDS LIKE YOU GUYS RIGHT NOW SO JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Abu: (gasps)
Tigger: (shocked and hurt) Oh, oh, now I understand. So, this is how you feel.

(Aladdin realizes what he has just done and sees how sad his friends are and feels ashamed as he tried to convince them as they leave.)

Aladdin: Look, I--I’m sor-- Pooh-- I’m sorry, I didn’t-- wait, c’mon.
Winnie the Pooh: (sad) I just can't talk to you right now.
Piglet: (stops and turns to Aladdin.) Aladdin, they can call you a prince. But that doesn't make you a man. I thought you were our friend. But now I feel ashamed of you. You're not being a really good friend.
Aladdin: Look, I was--
Rabbit: You've said enough. You have a lot to think about.

(Aladdin sees Pooh and his friends leave his chambers. Abu and Carpet are shocked and hurt too they decided to leave Aladdin.)

Aladdin: Look, I-- Wait, Abu-- Not you too-- wait, c’mon. (He sighs.) What am I doing? Genie’s right. So is Pooh. I gotta tell Jasmine the truth.
Princess Jasmine: (From a distance) Ali, oh Ali--will you come here?
Aladdin: (Putting on his turban) Well, here goes. (He walks into the garden.) Jasmine? Where are you?

(We see Iago wearing a beak and standing on stilts next to a Flamingo in the pond. He is imitating Jasmine’s voice.)

Iago: Ahem--In the menagerie, hurry.
Aladdin: I'm coming!

(We see Aladdin hurry past, not noticing the birds. Iago laughs, then turns back and looks into the face of a Flamingo, who is panting.)

Iago: Ya got a problem, pinky? Jerk.

(He sweeps the bird’s feet out from under it. Iago runs into the palace and finds the lamp under the pillow.)

Iago: Boy, Jafar’s gonna be happy to see you! (Stretches his face like Jafar’s and imitates it.) Good work, Iago! (Normal) Ah, go on. (Jafar) No, really--on a scale of one to ten, you are an eleven! (Normal) Ah, Jafar--you’re too kind. I’m embarrassed, I’m blushing.

(He flies away with the lamp. As we cut to Pooh and the others as they were sad about what Aladdin said to them)

Piglet: Aladdin has never spoken to us like that before.
Tigger: I can't believe that for 4 days we were such good friends. Until he turned himself into Prince Ali.
Winnie the Pooh: I know what you mean Tigger. I sure do miss the old Aladdin.
Rabbit: It wouldn't have helped. If he could just tell Jasmine the truth. And kept his promise to Genie things would have been different.
Eeyore: Hate to interrupt the depression scene. But Aladdin has left. And I saw a bird carrying the lamp away.
Rabbit: What are you talking about Ee-(saw the lamp is not under the pillow.) The lamp! It's gone!
Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT!?!?
Piglet: WHAT!!?!?
Winnie the Pooh: WHAT!?!?!
Rabbit: The lamp's gone!
Piglet: (looks up) Then wh-wh-what's that?

(Pooh, Tigger, Rabbit, and Eeyore look up to see Iago carrying the lamp while flying.)

Tigger: Say, isn't that the bird with Jafar?
Rabbit: It is...that means...
Winnie the Pooh and friends: Jafar has Genie!
Tigger: (gasp) Don't you know what this means?! He's going to take over Agrabah!
Winnie the Pooh: We can't let him do that! We have to warn Aladdin!
Piglet: But-But, we don't know where he is.
Eeyore: I do while this bird who called himself Iago was pretending to be Jasmine. He sent him to the menagerie.
Rabbit: Then that's where we're going!
Tigger: (chuckles nervously) We are?
Winnie the Pooh: Yes, Aladdin is still our friend. So we need to tell him that we need his help to save Genie from Jafar. Or my name isn't Winnie the Pooh. Which it is.
Rabbit: Alright tropes. Now, put your combat gear on. This is a dangerous mission, and we cannot afford any mistakes. The fate of Agrabah is in our hands.
Tigger: Come on! We gotta go now! Genie's depending on us!

Jafar's First and Second Wish/"Prince Ali (Reprise)"/Banishing Aladdin and Abu to snow mountains[edit | edit source]

(Cut to the palace entrance. The Sultan is standing on top, making an announcement to the people.)

Sultan: People of Agrabah, My daughter has finally chosen a suitor!

(Then, Pooh and friends just show up)

Winnie the Pooh: [Off-screen] Aladdin!
Aladdin: [He sees them coming towardss him] Guys, what are you doing here?!
Rabbit: No time to explain, Aladdin! We gotta tell you something!
Piglet: Yes, it's very important that you need to know!
Aladdin: Well can it wait? I was finally gonna tell Jasmine the truth.
Tigger: But Al, this is serious!
Eeyore: Yeah, you gotta listen to us--
Aladdin: Not now! [walk up to Jasmine] (To Jasmine) Jasmine?
Princess Jasmine: Ali where have you been?
Aladdin: Jasmine, there’s something I’ve got to tell you.
Princess Jasmine: The whole kingdom has turned out for father’s announcement!
Aladdin: No! But Jasmine, listen to me, please!
Princess Jasmine: Good luck! (She pushes him out onto the platform with the Sultan, where he overlooks the entire crowd.)
Sultan: …Ali Ababwa!
Aladdin: Oh, boy!
Iago: Look at them, cheering that little pipsqueak.
Jafar: Let them cheer.

(He rubs the lamp and then the Genie comes out)

Genie: You know Al I really--I don’t think you’re him. (He descends and consults a playbill.) Tonight, the role of Al will be played by a tall, dark and sinister ugly man.
Jafar: (He throws GENIE to the ground and puts his foot on GENIE’s face.) I am your master now!
Genie: I was afraid of that.
Jafar: Genie grant me my first wish. I wish to rule on high, AS Sultan!!!

(Cut to ext where dark clouds circle the castle. Rabbit's ears were twitching)

Rabbit: Oh my, There's going to be an awful storm.
Tigger: Hoo-Hoo-Hoo-Hoo-Hoo! Great going, Bunny Boy. You almost got me fooled.
Rabbit: I'm not kidding, Tigger. There's going to be a monstrous storm!
Tigger: Anything you say, Long Ears.

(The castle shakes. The roof rips off and the Sultan and Aladdin duck.)

Aladdin: Whoa!
Sultan: Bless my soul. What is this? What is going on?

(His turban lifts off his head. When he grabs it, his whole body flies up, then is stripped of all his clothing except his boxer shorts. The clothing reappears on Jafar. Pooh and the others arrived too late.)

Jafar: Heh heh heh!
Sultan: Jafar, you vile betrayer!
Iago: That's Sultan vile traitor betrayer to you!
Aladdin: Oh, yeah, we'll just see about that! (Pulls off his own turban, but finds it empty) (Gasp) The lamp!
Winnie the Pooh: We're too late.
Piglet: Oh dear.
Tigger: Uh-oh.
Rabbit: That's what we've been trying to tell you.
Aladdin: You mean...
Eeyore: Yep. Jafar has the lamp.
Jafar: Finders-keepers, Abooboo!

(They both look up and see a gigantic Genie lift the palace into the clouds)

Piglet: Yikes!

(Aladdin whistles and Carpet flies up to greet him. They fly up near the Genie’s head.)

Aladdin: Genie! No!
Genie: Sorry, kid. I got a new master now. (Place the palace on the mountain)
Winnie the Pooh: Oh Genie!
Tigger: Big Blue stop! You don't have to do this!
Genie: Sorry guys, The one with the lamp calls the shots. I don't have a choice.

(Aladdin, Pooh and his friends felt terrible that Genie is now Jafar's servant.)

Sultan: Jafar, I order you to stop.
Jafar: Oh but there's a new order now! My order! Finally, you will bow to me!

(The Sultan bows, but Jasmine does not.)

Princess Jasmine: We’ll never bow to you!
Iago: Why am I not surprised?
Jafar: If you won’t bow before a Sultan, THEN YOU WILL COWER BEFORE A SORCERER! (To Genie) Genie, my second wish! I WISH TO BE THE MOST POWERFUL SORCERER… IN THE WORLD!
Aladdin: Genie, stop!

(Genie extends his finger. Aladdin tries to stop him, but he cannot, and another Genie (tm) brand lightning bolt strikes Jafar, returning him to his normal look. As our heroes look sacred and fearful)

Iago: Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorcerer Jafar!
Jafar: Now where were we? Ah, yes--abject humiliation!

(He zaps Jasmine and the Sultan with his staff, and they both bow to him. Rajah comes running at him.)

Jafar: Down, boy!

(He zaps Rajah, and the tiger turns into a kitty-cat.)

Rabbit: That's enough, Jafar!
Eeyore: We know everything now!
Piglet: You better leave them alone right now!
Winnie the Pooh: And the lamp you stole belongs to us!
Tigger: So give it back you big bully!
Rabbit: After him!

(Pooh and the others charge at Jafar.)

Winnie the Pooh and friends: In the name of the Hundred Acre Wood, I--

Jafar: Don't toy with me!

(Jafar zaps the ropes and traps Pooh and his friends in a cage.)

Tigger: Didn't see that coming.
Jafar: Oh princess. There's someone I'm dying to introduce you to!
Aladdin: Jafar, get your hands off of her!

(The song begins)

[Jafar]

Prince Ali

Yes, it is he

But not as you know him

Read my lips

And come to grips

With reality

Yes, meet a blast from your past

Whose lies were too good to last

Say hello to your precious Prince Ali

Iago: Or should we say... Aladdin!
Princess Jasmine: Ali?
Aladdin: Jasmine, I tried to tell you. I'm just...

[Jafar]

So Ali

Turns out to be

Merely Aladdin

Just a con

Need I go on?

Take it from me

His personality flaws

Give me adequate cause

To send him packing on a one-way trip

So his prospects take a terminal dip

His assets frozen

The venue chosenT

o the ends of the earth, whoopee!

So long

Ex-Prince Ali

(The song ends as Jafar laughs evilly as his shadow rises above Pooh and his friends, and Jasmine and the Sultan look at him with fear.)

(We now go to the building crashes in the snowy mountains. It finally comes to a stop. Aladdin emerges, obviously very cold.)

Aladdin: Abu? Abuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

(He looks back at a shivering pile of snow.)

Aladdin: Oh, this is all my fault. I should have freed the genie when I had the chance. (He digs out Abu and crads him inside his vest.) Abu. Are you okay?
Abu: [teeth chattering] Mm-hmm.
Aladdin: I'm sorry, Abu. I made a mess of everything. Somehow... I gotta go back and set things right. (He starts to walk through the snow, and he eventually steps on a frozen Carpet.) Carpet!

(He looks up and sees Carpet is pinned by the pillar. He tugs to try and free Carpet. He can’t do it, so he begins to remove snow from the base of the pillar.)

Aladdin: [Aladdin strains] Abu, start digging.

(They dig)

Aladdin: That's it. Yeah! All right!

(Finally, enough snow has been removed, and the pillar begins to roll. Aladdin runs away, looks back, then slides into place. The pillar rolls over him, and when it is gone, Aladdin and Abu are left sitting in the patch of snow made by the window of the pillar.)

(He looks up at his turban, made out of scared Abu. The carpet shakes off the snow and rushes over to pick them up.)

Aladdin: Now, back to Agrabah. Let's go.

(We cut back to an ext. long shot of Agrabah, shrouded in red clouds. Cut to int. and slow zoom of the throne room. Iago has the Sultan tied up like a marionette, and Jasmine is chained next to the throne. Pooh and Pals watched in horror.)

Iago: Puppet ruler want a cracker? Here’s your cracker. Shove ‘em all right down your throat. Here, have lots!

(Jafar pulls the chain, and Jasmine walks up to him holding an apple.)

Princess Jasmine: Stop it, Jafar, Leave him alone!

(Iago stops for a second, then continues.)

Piglet: This is t-t-t-terrible.

Jafar: It pains me to see you reduced to this, Jasmine. (He takes a bite out of the apple she is holding.) A beautiful desert bloom such as yourself should be on the arm of the most powerful man in the world. (He waves his finger and a crown appears.) What do you say, my dear? Why with you as my queen…

(She picks up a glass of wine and throws it in his face.)

Princess Jasmine: Never.
Jafar: Blah!! (angered) I'll teach you some respect! (She falls back as he raises his hand to slap her.)

(Piglet shakes in fear but Pooh comforts him)

Winnie the Pooh: It's alright, Piglet.
Jafar: (Jafar stops.) No. Genie, I've decided to make my final wish. I wish for Princess Jasmine to fall desperately in love with me.
Princess Jasmine: (gasps)

(We see Aladdin race back into town.)

Genie: (Again as Buckley) Ah, master-- there are a few addendas, some quid pro quo-
Jafar: Don't talk back to me, you big blue lout! You will do what I order you to do, slave!

(Jasmine looks up and sees Aladdin in the window, motioning her to play along.)

Princess Jasmine: (She stands and puts the crown on her head.) Jafar, I never realized how incredibly handsome you are.
Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT!?!?
Piglet: WHAT!!?!?
Winnie the Pooh: WHAT!?!?!
Rabbit: WHAT!?!?!?
Eeyore: HUH!?!??!

(The Genie’s jaw drops.)

Jafar: That’s better. (He pulls the Genie’s jaw up like a shade.) Now, pussycat, tell me more about myself.
Princess Jasmine: You’re tall, dark well dressed…
Winnie the Pooh: How can Jasmine be...
Piglet: Pooh, look!

(Jafar walks over to her. Aladdin jumps down with Abu and Genie, Pooh and his friends see them.)

Tigger: Well what do you know.
Genie: Al! Al, little buddy!
Aladdin: Shh!
Genie: (Literally zips his mouth shut, then unzips it.) Al, I can’t help you--I work for senor psychopath, now. (His head turns into Jafar’s, then back.)
Rabbit: He's right, we tried to stop him. But he's too powerful, So, what are you gonna do?!
Aladdin: Hey--I’m a street rat, remember? (He rezips Genie’s mouth.) I’ll improvise.
Eeyore: If you say so.

(He slides down a pile of coins and hides close to Jafar and Jasmine. Jafar’s back is to Aladdin.)

Jafar: Go on.
Princess Jasmine: And your beard…is so…twisted! (She has her arms around him. She pretends to twist with her finger, but she is actually motioning for Aladdin to come over. He makes his move. Iago sees him.)
Iago: Jaf--mmmmmm! (Abu grabs him and covers his mouth.)
Jafar: And the street rat?
Princess Jasmine: What street rat?

(They are about to kiss when Iago manages to knock over a bowl. Jafar turns to look, but Jasmine grabs him back and kisses him. Aladdin looks disgusted. Tigger, Iago and Abu all look disgusted.)

Tigger, Abu and Iago: Yuck!
Jafar: That was--

Final Battle/Trapping Jafar in his own lamp[edit | edit source]

(He sees Aladdin’s reflection in her crown.)

Jafar: YOU! How many times do I have to kill you, boy?!

(He zaps Aladdin. Jasmine rushes him, and he throws her to the ground. Aladdin rushes and grabs the staff.)

Aladdin: Get the lamp!
Jafar: No!

(Jasmine runs to it. Jafar, however, shakes off Aladdin, then zaps her into an hourglass.)

Jafar: Ah-ah-ah, princess--Your time is up!

(Sand begins to fall from the top onto her.)

Aladdin: Jasmine!
Iago: Ooh, nice shot, Jaf-- (he is knocked out by Abu.)

(Abu rushes for the lamp.)

Jafar: Don’t toy with me! (He’s zapped into a toy monkey.)
Aladdin: Abu!

(Pooh rushes and grabs the lamp.)

Winnie the Pooh: I got it!
Jafar: Time to clean you up bear!

(Jafar uses his staff to make the vacuum cleaner monster appear and sucks Pooh into its mouth which makes him drop the lamp.)

Winnie the Pooh: Oh, help! It's got me! Aladdin!
Tigger: (rushes in to fight the vacuum monster) Have no fear Tigger is here! Take this! And that! And another that! And take one of these! And more these over here and then--(hits switch in reverse.) Uh-oh.
Rabbit: Tigger, you put it in reverse!

(The vacuum spits Pooh out and the other dust out on Pooh and his friends.)

Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, and Piglet: (coughs)
Rabbit: (coughs) Now that's what I call dirty fighting.

(CARPET rushes in.)

Jafar: Things are unravelling fast now, boy! (Carpet is zapped and unravels. Aladdin again rushes for the lamp.) Get the point? (His path is blocked by large swords sticking in the floor. Jafar grabs the lamp and laughs hideously. Aladdin pulls a sword out of the floor.) I’m just getting warmed up! (He breathes a ring of fire around Aladdin.)
Aladdin: Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?!
Jafar: (Emerges through the flames) A snake, am I?
Eeyore: Uh-oh.
Jafar: Perhaps you’d like to see how ssssssssssssnake-like I can be!

(He grins broadly, and we see a snake’s tongue come out from behind his teeth. He then turns into a giant cobra, and the ring of fire around Aladdin becomes part of the snake encircling Aladdin. The snake Jafar makes moves on Aladdin.)

Tigger: Yikes!

(And on the third try, Aladdin swings the sword and hits Jafar. Cut to Genie cheerleaders wearing ‘A’ sweaters.)

Genie: Rickem, rockem, rackem, rake--stick that sword into that snake!
Jafar: You ssstay out of thissss!

(Genie waving a tiny pennant with a ‘J’ on it.)

Genie: (Weakly) Jafar, Jafar, he’s our man. If he can’t do it, GREAT!

(Aladdin uses the distraction to make a break for the hourglass where Jasmine is trapped. However, Jafar sees this and blocks the path. Aladdin is thrown away, and he loses his sword.)

Princess Jasmine: Aladdin!

(Aladdin jumps on a large gem and slides across the floor, grabbing the sword on his way. He turns a corner, but the pursuing snake cannot, and the front half of Jafar crashes through a wall and hangs outside the palace. Aladdin jumps up on the snake’s back and stabs it. Jafar screams in agony. Aladdin again tries to free the princess.)

Aladdin: Jasmine, hang on!
Winnie the Pooh: Aladdin!
Piglet: Watch out!

(He is about to hit the glass with his sword when Jafar grabs him.)

Jafar: (laughs hideously) You little FOOL! You thought you could defeat the mossst powerful being on Earth?!
Iago: (with Genie coming up behind him) Squeeze him, Jafar. Squeeze him like a--awk! (Rabbit hits him out of the way)
Jafar: Without the Genie, boy, you’re nothing!
Aladdin: (Has an idea) The Genie. The Genie! The Genie has more power than you’ll ever have!
Jafar: (astonished) What?!
Aladdin: He gave you your power! He can take it away!
Tigger: Say, what is Al, saying to him?
Rabbit: I don't know.
Eeyore: Doesn't look good.
Genie: Al, what are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?
Aladdin: Face it, Jafar! You’re still just... second-best!
Jafar: (gasps) You’re right! His power does exceed my own. But not for long...

(Jafar circles around the Genie.)

Genie: The boy is crazy. He’s a little punch drunk. One too many hits with the snake. (His hand turns into a snake and he hits his head with it.)
Jafar: Ssslave, I make my third wish! I wish to be… AN ALL-POWERFUL GENIE!
Rabbit: What?!
Winnie the Pooh: He wouldn't!
Genie: (Reluctantly) All right. Your wish is my command. Way to go, Al.
Eeyore: He would.

(Genie zaps Jafar with the last Genie (TM) brand lightning bolt. Jafar’s snake form dissipates, and he turns into a Genie. Pooh and his friends looked up in fear. Aladdin runs over and finally smashes the glass. Sand and princess pour out.)

Jafar: Yes... yes! The power... The absolute... POWER!!!
Princess Jasmine: (to Aladdin) What have you done?
Aladin: Trust me!

(A black lamp appears at Jafar’s base. Jafar is busy conjuring.)

Jafar: The universe is mine to command! To CONTROL!
Aladdin: Not so fast, Jafar! Aren’t you forgetting something?!

(Jafar looks down questioningly.)

Jafar: Huh?
Aladdin: You wanna be a Genie? You got it!

(Shackles appear on Jafar’s wrists.)

Jafar: WHAT?!
Aladin: And everything that goes with it!
Jafar: No! NOOOOO!
Iago: I’m gettin’ outta here!
Aladdin: Phenomenal cosmic powers!

(Iago tries to fly away, but is grabbed and sucked in with Jafar.)

Iago: Come on, YOU’RE the Genie! I don’t want, I don’t…!
Aladdin: Itty bitty living space.
Genie: Al, you little genius, you!
Tigger: Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! You did it!
Rabbit: (laughs while shaking Aladdin's hand) Oh, how clever of you!
Piglet: We're so very glad you beat him!
Winnie the Pooh: I couldn't agree more!
Eeyore: Hooray. How wonderful.

(Abu turns back to normal, the CARPET re-ravels, Jasmine, the Sultan and Rajah are standing together. Rajah jumps up into the arms of the Sultan, then they are all transformed. The Sultan is crushed because Rajah returns back to normal. The palace reappears where it used to be in the city. Aladdin is left holding the new lamp.)

Jafar: (Both from inside the lamp.) Get your blasted beak out of my face!
Iago: (Defiantly) Oh, shut up, you moron!
Winnie the Pooh and friends: (laughs)
Jafar: Don’t tell me to shut up!
Genie: Allow me. (He takes the lamp and goes to the balcony. He is now wearing a baseball cap.) Ten thousand years in a cave of wonders ought to chill him out!

(Genie winds up as if to throw the lamp but opens his palm flat and flicks it out into the desert with his finger. Jafar and Iago continue to argue as they fade out.)

Tigger: (laughs) Now that's what I call sherriff'n!

The Epliouge[edit | edit source]

(Jasmine walks over to Aladdin. They hold hands, but both look sad.)

Aladdin: Jasmine, I’m sorry I lied to you about being a prince.
Princess Jasmine: I know why you did.
Aladdin: Well, I guess…this… is goodbye? (Genie pokes his head around the corner shocked at what he is hearing.)
Princess Jasmine: Oh, that stupid law. This isn’t fair--I love you.
Genie: (Wipes away a tear) Al, no problem. You’ve still got one wish left. Just say the word and you’re a prince again.
Aladdin: But Genie, what about your freedom?
Genie: Hey, it’s only an eternity of servitude. This is love. (He leans down next to her.) Al, you’re not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I’ve looked.
Tigger: (sighs) He's right kiddo.
Piglet: We just want you to be happy. Besides, we'll take care of Genie for you.
Aladdin: Are you sure?
Winnie the Pooh: Of course. Mewtwo and Zordon wanted us to protect Genie and the lamp.
Eeyore: It is our mission after all.
Aladdin: And about what I said to you guys earlier. I'm sorry about all those things.
Rabbit: Don't worry about it. We all make mistakes and said things that we regret for.
Winnie the Pooh: And you certainly are a friend.
Aladdin: (turns to Jasmine) Jasmine, I do love you, but I’ve got to stop pretending to be something I’m not.
Princess Jasmine: I understand.

(They take one final look into each other’s eyes, then Aladdin turns to the Genie.)

Aladdin: Genie, I wish for your freedom.
Genie: One bona fide prince pedigree coming up. I--what?
Tigger: Wait, you mean...
Aladdin: (He holds the lamp up to Genie.) Genie, you’re free!

(A transformation scene ensues, in which the shackles fall off Genie’s wrist and the lamp falls uselessly to the ground. Genie picks it up and looks at it.)

Genie: (He can’t believe it.) Heh, heh! I’m free. I’m free. (He hands the lamp to Aladdin.) Quick, quick, wish for something outrageous. Say "I want the Nile." Wish for the Nile. Try that!
Aladdin: Uh, I wish for the Nile?
Genie: NO WAY!! (Points and laughs hysterically. He bounces around the balcony like a pinball.)
Tigger: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
Genie: OH does that feel good! I’m free! I’m free at last! I’m hittin’ the road. I’m off to see the world! I--

(He is packing a suitcase, but looks down and sees Aladdin looking very sad.)

Aladdin: Genie, I’m--I’m gonna miss you.
Genie: Me too, Al. No matter what anybody says, you’ll always be a prince to me.
Tigger: Oh, look at that!

(They hug. The Sultan steps forward.)

Sultan: That’s right. You’ve certainly proven your worth as far as I’m concerned! It’s that law that’s the problem…
Princess Jasmine: Father?
Sultan: Well, am I Sultan or am I Sultan? From this day forth, the princess shall marry whomever she deems worthy.
Princess Jasmine: (She smiles widely and runs into Aladdin’s arms.) Him! I choose-- I choose you, Aladdin.
Aladdin: Heh. Call me Al.
Tigger: (gasps) Well, I'll be.
Winnie the Pooh: Oh my goodness.
Eeyore: (stares)

(They are about to kiss when giant blue hands pull everybody together. Genie is decked out in a Hawaiian shirt with golf clubs and a Goofy hat.)

Genie: Oh, all of ya. Come over here. Big group hug! Mind if I kiss the monkey? (He kisses Abu.) Ooh, hairball!
Piglet: Have a great time Genie!
Winnie the Pooh: We're so happy for you!
Tigger: And if you're ever in the Hundred Acre Woods! Feel free to drop by!
Genie: I'll keep that in mind, Tigger! Well, I can’t do any more damage around this popsicle stand. I’m outta here! Bye, bye, you two crazy lovebirds. Hey, Rugman: ciao! I’m history! No, I’m mythology! No, I don’t care what I am--I’m free!

(The Genie flies up into the blue sky leaving a trail of sparkles behind him. They cut (a jump cut to make matters worse to fireworks exploding over a nightscape. We tilt down and see Aladdin and Jasmine flying on Carpet.)

[Aladdin]

A whole new world

[Jasmine]

A whole new life

Both:

(with off-camera chorus) For you and me!

[Men's Chorus]

A whole new world!

(They fly off into the moonlight, and after they have disappeared, the moon turns and reveals Genie’s laughing face. Suddenly the film is grabbed "off the projector", the Genie lifts it up and looks at the audience.)

Genie: Made ya look.

(Drops the film back to normal, with the normal moon. Fade to black)

THE END!

Bonus Ending[edit | edit source]

(A Mysterious Figure in a cloak appears in an empty castle)

Figure: Nothing. This place used to be lively. Now, it's like a graveyard. I may have escaped those cursed Morphin Masters. Now, I got nothing. No minions, no Rita, no nothing. That accursed Keyblade wielder. He'll pay for this. (hears something) Hmm?

(a booming sound catches the figure's attention as he approaches a balcony)

Familiar Voice: Free at last. Free at last!
Figure: Could it be?
Bowser Koopa: (laughs evilly)
Figure: (chuckles evilly, reveals himself)
Lord Zedd: HE'S BAAAAAAACK! (laughs evilly)