Editing Pooh's Adventures of Aladdin/Transcript (section)

==Jasmine sees Jafar/At the Prison==
(Cut to int. of palace, Jafar emerging from his secret chambers. He slides the door shut carefully, but the princess comes storming in before he is finished. He slams it shut, cruelly pinning Iago inside the door frame.)
* '''Jasmine:''' Jafar?
* '''Jafar:''' Oh, uh, princess.
* '''Iago:''' Awk! Jafar, I’m stuck.
* '''Jafar:''' How may I be of service to you? (He spreads out his cape, hiding the door.)
* '''Jasmine:''' The guards just took a boy from the market, and 5 alive talking toy animals from a far away forest. On your orders.
* '''Jafar:''' (Telling a lie) Your father’s charged me with keeping peace in Agrabah. The boy was a criminal. And so are those animals of his.
* '''Jasmine:''' What was their crime?
* '''Iago:''' I can’t breathe, Jafar.
* '''Jafar:''' Why, kidnapping the princess, of course.
* '''Iago:''' If you could just--(Jafar cruelly kicks him back inside the door and it slams shut)--ow, that hurt!
* '''Jasmine:''' They didn’t kidnap me! I ran away!
* '''Jafar''': (''Walking away as if shocked'') Oh, dear! Oh, how frightfully upsetting. Had I but known!
* '''Jasmine:''' What do you mean?
* '''Jafar''': Sadly, the boy’s and the animals' sentences have already been carried out.
* '''Jasmine:''' What sentences?
* '''Jafar''': (''with a sinister tone'') DEATH… (''Jasmine gasps.'') by beheading…
* '''Jasmine:''' No. (She collapses to the floor.)
* '''Jafar:''' I am exceedingly sorry, princess.
* '''Jasmine:''' How could you? (She runs from the room crying.)

(Iago finally makes it out through the door. He flies up and lands on Jafar’s shoulder, coughing.)

* '''Iago:''' So, how did it go?
* '''Jafar:''' I think she took it rather well. (They both get a sinister smile on their faces.)

(Diss. to Jasmine at night, crying at the edge of the fountain. Rajah comes over to comfort her. She pets him.)

* '''Jasmine:''' It’s all my fault, Rajah. I didn’t even know their names.

(Cut to int. of the dungeon. Rats scurry by, and we descend until we see Aladdin chained to the wall.)

* '''Aladdin:''' (talking to himself out loud) She was the princess. I can’t believe it.
* '''Eeyore:''' Boy, she really had us fooled.
* '''Rabbit:''' No, Eeyore. We just realized it. I'm sure it's just a big misunderstanding.
* '''Piglet:''' I'm pretty sure she'll clear things up with this Jafar.
* '''Tigger:''' Never mind that! What'll we do?
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Start by sweeping the floor.
* '''Rabbit:''' How can you think of cleaning at a time like this?
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' I practice.
* '''Aladdin:''' I must’ve sounded so stupid to her.
*'''Abu:''' (from a distance) Yoo-hoo! Aladdin? Pooh? Hello.

(Abu appears at the window at the top of the dungeon.)

* '''Tigger:''' Well, what do you know?
* '''Piglet:''' It's just you Abu.
* '''Aladdin:''' Abu, down here. Hey, come on--help us out of these.

(Abu stops, then begins chattering wildly, dropping to the ground. He wraps a cloth around his head and makes his eyes big in an imitation of the princess.)

* '''Aladdin:''' Hey, she was in trouble. Ah, she was worth it.

(Abu jumps up on Aladdin’s shoulders and pulls a small set of tools out of his pocket, then frees Aladdin.)

* '''Abu:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah.
* '''Aladdin:''' Don’t worry, Abu. I’ll never see her again.
* '''Piglet:''' Why not?
* '''Aladdin:''' I’m a street rat, remember, and there’s a law. She’s gotta marry a prince.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Oh bother. And I'm starting to like her.
* '''Tigger:''' Yeah, me too. She seems to be very nice to us.
* '''Rabbit:''' Well, there's nothing we can do about it now. The law is the law.
* '''Eeyore:''' It figures.
* '''Aladdin:''' She deserves a prince.

(Abu finally frees Aladdin, Pooh and friends' hands.)

* '''Abu:''' Ta da.
* '''Aladdin:''' (Rubbing his wrists) I’m a fool.
* '''Jafar (Old Man):''' You’re only a fool if you give up, boy.

(We see a disguised Jafar (Old Man) sitting in the corner that neither Aladdin nor Abu or Pooh and his friends have seen before.)

* '''Tigger:''' Say, who are you?
* '''Jafar (Old Man):''' A lowly prisoner, like yourselves. But together, perhaps we can be more.
* '''Aladdin:''' We're listening.
* '''Jafar (Old Man):''' There is a cave, boy, a Cave of Wonders, which I hear rumors that your 5 friends are searching for it.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' What? How did you know we were searching for the Cave of Wonders?
* '''Jafar (Old Man):''' Some little birdy told me that you are looking for the lamp. To protect it from the Forces of Evil.
* '''Piglet:''' Oh dear. That's right.
*'''Winnie the Pooh:''' It is our mission.
* '''Aladdin:''' So, that's why you guys came to Agrabah.
* '''Rabbit:''' Yes Aladdin, that's the whole reason. 
* '''Tigger:''' (to Jafar) But first what do you know about the Cave of Wonders? 
* '''Jafar (Old Man):''' I read about it my striped friend. I too, am in search of the lamp and the Cave is filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. (to Aladdin) Treasure enough to impress even your princess, I’d wager.

(Listeners will note that the Jafar (Old Man) pronounced the word ’princess’ as "prin-CESS" rather than the standard pronunciation of "PRIN-cess." The Jafar (Old Man) turns his back, and Iago sticks his head out of Jafar’s "old man" disguise.)

* '''Iago:''' (Anxiously) Jafar, can you hurry up? I’m dying in here. [squawking]
* '''Rabbit:''' But sir, the law clearly states that only a prince can…
* '''Jafar (Old Man):''' You’ve heard of the golden rule, haven’t you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules. (He grins, showing a hideously bad mouth.) [wheezing laugh]
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' So why would a guy like you share all of this wonderful treasure with us and help us find the lamp?
* '''Jafar (Old Man):''' I need a young man with strong legs and a strong back and some 5 animal heroes to go in after it.
* '''Aladdin:''' Uh, one problem. It’s out there. We’re in here.

(The Jafar (Old Man) walks to a wall and pushes open a hidden exit.)

* '''Jafar (Old Man):''' Hmm-hmm-hmm. Things aren’t always what they seem. So do we have a deal?

(Aladdin looks at Abu, who shrugs his shoulders.)

* '''Abu:''' Oh, I don’t know.
*'''Winnie the Pooh:''' Well as long as we get to complete our mission. Than I guess it’s okay.
*'''Rabbit:''' I don’t know Pooh. I don’t think we should trust him. I think he wants the lamp for himself.
*'''Tigger:''' True, but we don’t want to let Zordon and Mewtwo down. I think we should go with him.
*'''Piglet:''' I do too.
*'''Eeyore:''' Me too.
*'''Aladdin:'''  Well, if it means that much to you guys. We can’t stay here for too long.
*'''Tigger:''' Well, Bunny Boy, what about you?
*'''Rabbit:''' I-I-
*'''Aladdin:''' Well, Rabbit?
*'''Rabbit:''' Well, I-I-That is, uh-Uh, what I mean-
*'''Winnie the Pooh:''' Well? 
*'''Rabbit:''' Uh, I-I-Oh, all right. I guess I’ll go with him too.
*'''Tigger:''' Okay, you got yourself a deal mister. So, tell us what to do.