Pooh's Adventure of Ready Player One/Transcript

(Wade sees Pooh and the gang enter the Door)

Wade/Parzival: Hello there Who are you
Winnie the Pooh: Well this is Piglet and Tigger and Rabbit, Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Togepi, Simba, Nala, Timon, Pumbaa, Sora, Riku, Kairi, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, Pluto, The DigiDestined and thier Digimon, Twilight Sparkle, Spike the Dragon, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Starlight Glimmer,The Cutie Marks Crusaders Applebloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo, Aladdin, Princess Jasmine, Abu,
Genie: Let me do it (Turns himself into Arnold Schwarzenegger and Turn into and ice cube And Dummy ) ) But never DUBLICATED GENIE OF THE LAMP (Turn into Ed Sullivan) right here dierct from the lamp right here for your enjoyment for Wish fulfillment
Helen Harris/Aech: Wait Wish fulfillment
Genie: Three wishes to be exact and ix nay onto wishing for more wishes (Turns into a slot Machine) That's it Three Uno Dos Tres No substitutions Exchanges refunds
Alex:I'm Alex the Alex and the is Gloria Marty Melman
Winnie the Pooh: and this is Ed Edd Eddy, Lilo Pelekai, Stitch, jumba jookiba, Pleakley, and Eeyore
Thanks for noticing
Winnie the Pooh: and i am Winnie the Pooh
Wade/Parzival: nice to meet you I'm Parzival and this are my friends Aech and Daito Sho and Art3mis
Piglet: what world is this
Wade/Parzival: theis is called the OASIS
Twilight Sparke: What's an OASIS
Wade/Parzival: OASIS is a Ontologically Anthropoentric Sensory Immersive Simulation
Tigger: OASIS is a Game
Samantha Evelyn Cook/Art3mis: Yeah but it's a Massively Multiplayer Online Simulation Game Created by James Halliday and Ogden Morrow
Ash Ketchum: Who's James Halliday
Helen Harris/Aech: James Halliday Is the Creator of the OASIS