Editing Pig of the Mole People/Transcript (section)

== The Ending ==
(A few seconds later)
* '''Pig:''' Please, guys, it won't happen again.
* '''Pip:''' No way. They're really annoying.
* '''Abby:''' And they sing terrible
* '''Peck:''' (He and Freddy pops from the ground) And they keep burying us!
* '''Otis:''' Sorry Pig. Those moles have got to go.
* '''Pig:''' All right. (to the moles) Sorry, guys. I'm afraid you can't stay here anymore.
* '''Moles:''' Awwwww.
* '''Merton:''' We understand, great one. Come, my brothers. Let us return to the earth and the certain blood worm related doom that awaits us.
* '''Don:''' (hears his phone ring) Hold on. I'm getting a text.
* '''Pig:''' Guys, this isn't right. I'm their leader. If they go, i go. (Everyone stood quiet) Well?
* '''Pip:''' We're thinking it over.
(Suddenly the moles started to panic)
* '''Pig:''' Guys, what's wrong?
* '''Merton:''' Emperor, we've received a message from down under. The blood worms have found us!
* '''Ernie:''' And they're sending Eric to come get us.
* '''Otis:''' What's an Eric?
* '''Merton:''' Eric the Destroyer, the most deadly blood worm of all. He will devastate your barnyard.
* '''Pig:''' Otis, we gotta do something!
* '''Otis:''' You're right. No giant blood worm with a human name is gonna trash our home. Come on guys!
(Suddenly the ground started to shake)
* '''Merton:''' Too late!
* '''Don:''' He's found us!
(Suddenly, Eric emerges from the ground and roars)
* '''Merton:''' He's terrible!
* '''Don:''' Save us from his savage fury!
* '''Eric:''' Pathetic moles! Do you think you can hide from my all consuming fury? (roars)
(As the screen pans back, it's revealed that Eric is tiny)
* '''Otis:''' Uh, you guys are kidding right?
* '''Eric:''' Face me, moles! Face the soul crushing terror that is Eric! (roars)
* '''Abby:''' Oh, he is just adorable!
* '''All:''' Awww!
* '''Freddy:''' Whose a little blood worm? You are. Yes you are.
* '''Otis:''' This is the guy who devastated your civilization?
* -Yeah, doesn't look that strong.
* '''Merton:''' Well, his power lies mostly in verbal abuse.
* '''Eric:''' Hey, moles, guess what?
* '''Moles:''' What?
* '''Eric:''' That's what! (laughs)
* '''Don:''' His taunts...they hurt! They hurt!
* '''Eric:''' You're so dumb, you think igneous rock is ''metamorphic instructor''! (laughs)
* '''Merton:''' Oh, it stings!
* '''Ernie:''' He pushes all our buttons.
* '''Pig:''' Otis, we have to help! Moles have very fragile egos!
* '''Otis:''' Pig, it is a worm. I'm not about to--
(Everyone else goes after Eric but he keeps jumping around)
* '''Eric:''' (on Freddy) You know what I like about you guys? NOTHING!!!
* '''Freddy:''' Meanie.
* '''Peck:''' Oh it hurts.
* '''Eric:''' (on Abby) You have beautiful hair...ON YOUR UPPER LIP!!!
* '''Abby:''' Why you'd you have to say that?
* '''Eric:''' How's the weather down there, SHORTY!!!
* '''Pip:''' But, I'm taller than you, it's still hurts! (sobs in despair like everyone else)
* '''Otis:''' (sighs) Listen, wormy! What say you get on your hay wagon and hit the road?
* '''Eric:''' OK, DUGLY!!! I called you Dugly because you're dumb ''and'' ugly!
* '''Otis:''' Yeah, that's great. Look, your little schoolyard taunts don't work on me, so why don't you dive back into your little hole and leave us alone?
* '''Eric:''' You...have to wear bacon on your neck so just puppies ''would play with you''!
* '''Otis:''' (feeling hurt) How did you know that? I'm a nice guy. Oh, why do I have to hang bacon around my neck!?! (cries)
* '''Don:''' He's defeated them all!
* '''Ernie:''' It's up to us!
(Moles started to attack until--)
* '''Pig:''' STOOOOPPPP!!!
* '''Merton:''' But emperor, he is smiting us with words.
* '''Eric:''' Emperor!?! Emperor of what? STUPIDTOWN!!!? (picked up) Looks to me, you should cut the between meal snack eh, Porky?
* '''Pig:''' I think somebody looking for the approval they never got from mommy and daddy blood worm.
* '''Eric:''' What? No way! I-I (sobs) It's true. I tear down others because of my own insecurity!
* '''Pig:''' Let it out. Let it out. Maybe now you realize name calling diminishes us all.
* '''Eric:''' You're right. I've been hurtful. Maybe there can be peace between our people,
* '''Ernie:''' Sounds like a certain worm needs a hug.
(Moles hugs Eric as everyone else Awwed except for Otis)
* '''Otis:(breaking the Fourth Wall)''' Is it me or this barnyard getting weirder?
* '''Abby:''' Pig, you just brought peace to the center of the earth.
* '''Pig:''' Hey, that's what emperors do. I here by proclaim a royal celebration of peace and face painting!
(Everyone cheered. Suddenly, a hawk flies in)
* '''Eldar:''' Emperor Pig, I am Eldar of the Hawk People. The Locust Men have invaded Hawk City. We need your help.
* '''Pig:''' I'm need elsewhere. You guys start the party without me. Eldar, away! (dragged a few times then flies into the sky)
* '''Otis:''' (breaking the Fourth Wall) Yep, ''definitely'' getting weirder.
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