Editing Pig of the Mole People/Transcript (section)

== The Beginning ==
(The scene begins with Peck, Freddy, Cosmo, and Spike with digging tools)
* '''Freddy:''' Ready to break ground on our new vegetable garden/spicy hot wing grill?
* '''Cosmo''': Ready.
* '''Spike''' '''the''' '''dog''': I can taste those wings now.
* '''Peck''': Uh, Freddy, Spike, I don't ''remember'' discussing a hot wing--
* '''Freddy''': Enough talk! Let's dig!
* '''Cosmo''': Let's start here.
(Freddy starts to pick but the ground starts to shake rapidly)
* '''Freddy''': I angered the earth!
(Everyone else comes out in a panic)
* '''Otis''': Stop, drop, and roll! Stay with our buddy; and other wordy phrases!
* '''Pig''': Hey, earthquakes makes my belly jiggle! (starts jiggling)
(Suddenly a giant drill comes out from the ground)
* '''Winnie the Pooh''': What is it?
* '''Piglet:''' It looks like a giant drill.
* '''Katie Knight:''' Isn't that our giant drill?
* '''Goofy:''' Must've left it out in the open.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' So, what's it doing back here anyway?
* '''Lisa:''' A better question is, whose driving it?
* '''Pig''': Hey, it must be the mole people. I haven't seen them since they banished me from there underground kingdom.
(Everyone looked confused)
* -They banished you?
* '''Pig''': Guys, don't you remember?
(Flashback from ''[[Get Bessie/Transcript|Get Bessie]]'')
* '''Otis''': Wow, saving that race of mole people from those giant evil blood worms at the center of the earth was cool.
* '''Donald Duck''': You said it.
(Everyone agrees)
* '''Abby''': I still can't believe they made Pig their emperor.
(Suddenly, Pig comes flying out of the ground)
* '''Luna''': What happened?
* '''Pig''': I abused my power and learned nothing.
(Back to the present)
* '''Otis''': Oh, ''those'' mole people.
(Everyone remembers now)
* '''Sora''': I wonder what they want.
* '''Donald Duck:''' Maybe it's another ''Save the Moles'' fundraiser again.
* '''Isabella:''' Couldn't be. We started a bake sale... (cut to Holly, whose face and hair are all blown up, holding a burnt bag, Isabella continues off screen) ...then we tried cat-sitting... (pan to Ginger with scratch marks, torn clothes and a similar sign, cat hair falls from her) ...even a lemonade stand... (pan to Katie, body nearly wrapped in bandages) ...but, nothing worked.
* '''Baljeet:''' Well, if not that. Then what?
* '''Luan:''' Only one way to find out.
* '''Peck''': I think I hear--(crushed by the door and 3 moles fell out)
* '''Pig:''' Don, Ernie, Merton, what are you guys doing here?
* '''Merton:''' Your majesty, we've found you.
* '''Don:''' We almost given up hope.
* '''Ernie:''' Where's the bathroom?
* '''Merton:''' Hey! (smacks Ernie) A little respect for your emperor.
* '''Moles:''' Hail, Pig! Emperor of the Mole People!
* '''Ernie:''' Now can I go? (gets smacked again)
* '''Otis:''' Whoa, mole guys. What'ya mean "emperor"? I thought you fired Pig for begin the most horrible emperor ever.
* '''Pig:''' I'm standing right here, ya know!
* '''Eeyore:''' It is true.
* '''Merton:''' We were wrong! We beg forgiveness!
* '''Don:''' Your reforms all worked out brilliantly
* '''Pig:''' Really? You mean putting PACE Appreciation back in our schools?
* '''Don:''' Test scores went up by 83%.
* '''Pig:''' And replacing hospitals with pie factories?
* '''Ernie:''' Pie expanded our lifespan by years.
* '''Abby:''' Wow, guys. Sounds like everything's slap happy in Mole Town.
(Mole were flattered)
* '''Merton:''' Until the blood worms came!
* '''Otis:''' Blood worms? What blood worms?
* '''Don:''' Words can't describe the awful horror!
* '''Ernie:''' (pulls out camera) So, we brought a slideshow.
* '''Don:''' Here's us enjoying pies Mercy General Pie Clinic.
* '''Ernie:''' Here are the blood worms invading!
* '''Merton:''' And here we are having tapas at a cafe.
* '''Don:''' ''And here's our civilization in flames''!
* '''Ernie:''' Oh and here we are wearing crazy joke glasses.
* '''Otis:''' Ok, ok, we get it! Blood worms. We're all up to speed on the blood worms.
* '''Merton:''' We beg you, emperor. Give us refuge!
* '''Don:''' Hide us from the blood worms!
* '''Ernie:''' I ''really'' need a bathroom! (smacked by Merton again)
* '''Pig:''' Aww, you poor guys. Stay as long as you want and the bathroom's all around you!
* '''Moles:''' Three cheers for our emperor! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!
* '''Otis:''' (pulls Pig away for a second) Pig, what are you doing? We can't let the farmer see these crazy mole guys running around.
* '''Pig:''' Otis, they're my subjects. I owe it to them. I promise you'll never even though they're here.