Missing Crime/Transcript

Teaser: "Today on Pooh's Adventures Armada: Hunt for the Chaos Emeralds".

This Episode is Dedicated to the Memories of KEVIN CONROY and ARLEEN SORKIN

• Dave Mallow (Narrator): Today on Disney and Saban's "Pooh's Adventures Armada: Hunt for the Chaos Emeralds", A Mysterious Breakout appears on Arkham Asylum, and the Crime Empire Disappears from out of Nowhere.
• Guard 1: The Crime Empire has Escaped!
• Warden: Alert Batman and the 100 Acre Wood Rebel Alliance!
• Dave Mallow (Narrator): While one member remains and she's the only key to their "Disappearance"
• Ash Ketchum (O.S.): Harley Quinn?
• Dave Mallow (Narrator): Who unfortunately for Ash, she "won" his heart.
• Harley Quinn: I’m taking that as a “yes.” Between you and me, I always did like ya more than the Evil Queen and those married Princesses did.
• Dave Mallow (Narrator): Meanwhile, Poison Ivy is back, and with a new partner in crime, The Floronic Man plotting a Botanical Rampage on Angel Grove, while Bowser brings back the dastardly Terror Blossom to wreak havoc.
• Dave Mallow (Narrator): Only the Rebels, the Power Rangers and with the aid of Batman, can solve this madness,
• Batman: OK, boys, let's dance!
• Dave Mallow (Narrator): Can our Heroes find the Crime Empire and stop Ivy's plans? Find out Today on Disney and Saban's "Pooh's Adventures Armada: Hunt for the Chaos Emeralds"

(Fades to Black)

Prologue: Arkham Asylum's Escape and S.T.A.R. Labs Breakout

(the Episode begins on Angel Grove while Aisling makes his Film Noir Narration)

• Aisling (O.S. Narrating): This is the city - Angel Grove, California. I work here; I'm a Rebel and a Power Ranger. It was nighttime in Angel Grove. what happened approximately a few weeks ago, after the Evil Queen's defeat. it all started in Gotham City 3 weeks ago, There was a mysterious breakout in Arkham Asylum, The Crime Empire, formed by the most dangerous criminals of Gotham City and St Canard among them, The Joker and Negaduck, Batman and Darkwing Duck's sworn enemies, have mysteriously disappeared, leaving perplexed the medical staff and even the G.C.P.D, But my instinct tells me that the worst is yet to come.

(Scene translades to Arkham Asylum where a mysterious breakout happened and the inmates are becoming wild, while the guards are searching in The Crime Empire's cells)

• Guard 1 (OS): SIR! The Crime Empire and Mr. Freeze have Escaped!
• Warden: What?!

(They see the cells empty and a huge hole in the wall)

• Warden: Alert the G.C.P.D!

(The Alarm Sounds while the Inmates cheered and Batman discovers outside Arkham)

• Batman: They made their move!
• Aisling (Narrating): But all of that is nothing compared to what's coming.

(Scene Translades to S.T.A.R. Labs title says "S.T.A.R. Labs, Angel Grove Division")

- (GUNS FIRING)

- (MAN SCREAMS)

• Guard: Look out!

- (WOODRUE ROARS)

- (SCREAMS)

(YELLS)

(GRUNTS)

(WHIMPERING)

(GUNSHOTS CONTINUE)

(EXCLAIMING)

- (GRUNTS)

• Poison Ivy: Hey! Trying to work here!
• Floronic Man: Perhaps you could work a little faster.
• Poison Ivy: Perhaps if you hadn't tripped the slaggin alarm.

(GROANS)

• Floronic Man: Pamela, we are out of time! The police will be here soon. Or worse...
• Poison Ivy: Batman and the Rebels. I know. But it's like trying to find a needle in a... Haystack. Come on, come on.

- (COMPUTER BEEPING)

(MAN SCREAMING)

• Poison Ivy: Bingo.
• Aisling (Narrating): I don't know what's in store for us, but what we knew we're about to face.....to a missing crime.

(Fades out to the intro)

Heroes at Study / Duty Calls

(Scene after the Intro and the Title Card, Power Chamber at the Library where Aisling and his friends are in a Study Night)

• Aisling: [reads the Angel Grove Chronicle] Arkham Asylum Mass Escape: Who is the Floronic Man?
• Rabbit: I gather you've been reading, "How to Make Friends and Influence People", especially on your studies.
• Aisling: There's been less activity from Negaduck and the Joker's Crew, ever since Harley Quinn broke up with that Egomaniac.
• Luigi: You mean it?, I mean, it's not like she's going to choose Ash after what happened during Grimhilde's last appearance.
• Aisling: (Giggles) I just "reject" the matchmakers, Luigi. and besides I don't think Ms. Ketchum and Ms. O'Neil would approve of that "Relationship".
• Moonlight Shimmer: Yeah with Grimhilde was enough but posing as Sara and Ms. Ketchum that was the last straw, for showing her ugly face in town.
• Lana: And for good, that Witch should learn to love herself, but Harley as one of Ash's secret crushes?, that's foolish.
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: Yeah, Harley may be crazy like her "Ex-Boyfriend", but in love with Ketchum?, that's not gonna happen. As long as he keeps his promise, but knowing Bowser he's always looking for an edge.
• Mallow: I don't blame him for his "Popularity" with the ladies, but boys are boys, you cannot change them or sell them for parts.
• Aisling: (Sigh) Unfortunately.

(The Gummiphone rings while Aisling answers)

• Aisling: Aisling here, what is it Ashi?
• Ashi: Ais, Father called us, there was an altercation in the new Angel Grove Division of S.T.A.R. Labs, Batman and the G.C.P.D. are in the building, Poison Ivy was spotted with some kind of man-plant creature, newspapers call him the Floronic Man.
• Aisling: The Floronic Man? Now this is unexpected.
• Ashi (Gummiphone): That's not all, There was a mysterious breakout at Arkham Asylum, and Mr. Freeze and the Crime Empire are found missing.
• Mallow: What is it? The "Bad Guy Olympics?"
• Tai Kamiya: Look, the new S.T.A.R. Labs HQ are near TGRI, tell your Father that we will see you there, and the Avatar League and the others investigate Arkham.
• Ashi (Gummiphone): It is done, go to the Command Ship and the Astro Megaship, and prepare for takeoff.
• Aisling: We're on our way, Sister.
• Kiawe: It is never easy and less so on a night of study, but duty is duty.
• Aisling: It's not the first time Ivy has worked solo.
• Lillie: Yeah, there's something more in this.
• Aisling: There's only one way to find out. Let's go, Rebels!
• All: Right!

(Scene Flips)

In the Crime Scene

(Scene: Downtown Angel Grove)

• Aisling (Narrating): New Case File*586: Rebel Alliance Field Agent Aisling Reporting, We are en route to the S.T.A.R. Labs Angel Grove division while half of our team is in Arkham Asylum investigating the apparent disappearance of the Crime Empire and Victor Fries aka: Mr. Freeze a few hours ago. Apparently a member is on probation, Dr. Harleen Quinzel, better known as Harley Quinn, Joker's girlfriend and of course our personal headache. Any logical explanation has managed to elude us, with quite a few problems, we've had since Grimhilde dared to return to the City. She pretended to be Ash's mother, with the sickening and unpleasant motive, of continuing what she started last Halloween. But it was the first time, Bowser and Shredder did the same thing back in New York during my days as Magna Defender, if it hadn't been for the 2012 counterparts of my Uncles, especially the younger versions of April O'Neil, Casey Jones and Karai, he would end up being a puppet. Maybe Grimhilde is dead. but my hunch tells me the worst.... it's yet to come.

(Scene: Powertank)

• Ash Ketchum: You gotta give Mr. Freeze and the Crime Empire credit. That's the most original breakout this year.
• Mewtwo: Yes, but I don't think he was behind it. Look at the expression of fear on Victor's face. That's not easy to fake, especially for a man claiming to be dead to emotions.
• Tai Kamiya: Nora Fries' illness, and the Grim accident at Gothcorp years ago made him what he is, Even if he tries to heal his dying wife, his methods are above the law, even if he has to take it out on all humanity.
• Aisling: Freeze, Joker, Negaduck and the rest are taken against their will, and obviously by someone with expertise in robotics, and judging by the robot, I don't think it's one of Eggman's or Kraang's creations.
• Donatello: We're almost there on S.T.A.R. Labs, brother.

(Outside S.T.A.R. Labs)

• Aisling (Narrating): With Grimhilde out of the Picture, and Ash cured of his pheromone dust "disease". We decided to divide to investigate this new wave of events, the first stop is at the New S.T.A.R. Labs Building, Poison Ivy was spotted with a new criminal, something we have never seen, while Korra, Andros, Tommy and the others went to Arkham Asylum, to investigate the alleged disappearance of Freeze, Negaduck and Joker's Crew. Batman was the first to arrive, knowing that when it comes to one of Gotham's local criminals, he would let us know.

(Scene S.T.A.R. Labs Angel Grove Division)

• Female Doctor: Nothing was physically stolen.
• Mewtwo: Obviously.
• Mewtwo: There was no effort to minimize collateral, This was about information.
• Female Doctor: There's no way Poison Ivy could've accessed S.T.A.R. Labs secure data.
• Moonlight Shimmer: Until now, there Here's the file she copied.
• Aisling: It looks like this is the only thing they cared about.

(they see the File of Dr. Alec Holland)

• Female Doctor: Oh no.
• Moonlight Shimmer: Holland, Holland? Why does that name sound so familiar?
• Moonlight Shimmer (to Mewtwo): After you.
• Mewtwo: Years ago, Dr. Alec Holland was working on a bio-restorative formula to turn deserts into forests. Until a saboteur named Dr. Anton Arcane He wanted the formula to bring his evil plans to light. planted a Bomb and destroyed that dream. His body engulfed in the burning experimental compound, Holland tried to douse the flames. The chemicals reacted with the surrounding bayou. His entire physiognomy changed.
• Aisling: And everyone knows that Dr. Holland Survived but he was transformed into...
• The Eds (Scared): THE SWAMP THING!!
• Mallow: Swamp Thing!?
• Tsareena: Tsaree!?
• Piglet: Oh-D-D-Dear.

(Shows the image of the Floronic Man)

• Guard: That's it! That's what attacked me!
• Misty: Not quite.

(They seen the Security Footage)

• Skipper: Kowalski, Identify the suspect.
• Kowalski: Hmm this is interesting, Dr. Jason Woodrue, AKA: the Floronic Man he was once a former Wayne Enterprises employee.
• Lillie: Yeah, i've heard that Woodrue was a corrupt scientist who once worked for and was funded by Wayne Enterprises who set up a euro preservation project in South America. After Bruce Wayne fired him for his insane ideologies and cut his funding, he continued his experiments regardless.
• Mewtwo: not to mention that Pamela was her former employee long before she was recruited by Bowser and Giovanni.
• Aisling: Poison Ivy teaming up with Woodrue? That's something new, unless they're not working under Bowser and Dark Specter's rules.
• Tai Kamiya: We're in for a ride.
• Batman: We see three immediate objectives
• Mewtwo: if you excuse us.

(Outside the Building)

• Batman: A, figure out what Ivy and Woodrue were up to, while we're searching for the Crime Empire.
• Aisling: And B, find out where the green team is hiding out before The Koopas take action.
• Batman: We'll Take A, I'll take A. I have a hunch I need to look into. You take B.
• Aisling: Understood.
• Batman: Check previous addresses, known associates...
• Aisling: Aw, Slag.
• Moonlight Shimmer: I think we know who might be.
• Batman: Right, We need Harley Quinn.
• Kiawe: Last we heard, Harley went off the grid after she got out on parole. No one's heard a thing since she's no longer with Joker.
• Gladion: Rumor is she's gone "straight".
• Batman: No one disappears without a trace. Someone knows something. Someone always does. It's just a matter of shaking the right tree.
• Moonlight Shimmer: Right, and just we have the perfect "man" for the job.

(Scene Flips)

A "Mission" for Ash.

(Scene: Power Chamber / Library)

• Mewtwo: The Crime Empire disappearing out of nowhere, while Poison Ivy and Dr. Woodrue are on a botanical rampage.
• Aisling: Even at this rate, Bowser and Dark Specter already made their move, the only question is where?
• Mewtwo (to Ash Ketchum): Anyway, Ash, i'm putting you in a special assignment, as you Know Harley Quinn is seen recently on the city, after her recent parole granted in Arkham i want you to find her.
• Ash Ketchum: Searching for Harley Quinn, me!? Gee I don't know, Mewtwo. After what happened last night, i'm still dizzy after that Pheromone Dust craziness Grimhilde did to me for second time. Why should i search for the Joker's girlfriend? She's not to be trusted.
• Aisling: I know you're not so popular with Villainesses, Ash. But she's the only key to find The Crime Empire's Whereabouts, while we search for Ivy and the Floronic Man.
• Ash Ketchum: Great, you guys take all the fun with Batman, while i'm searching for the Clown Princess of crime.
• Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: Be thankful that she is not your type, despite your recent fights with her, really your luck with girls, goes from bad to worse for you, "Romeo" (Giggles).
• Ash Ketchum (Angry): SERENA!!
• Mewtwo: Sorry but my decision is made. Keep your Communication Channel open in the Communicator and the Gummiphone activated, see you at the Hangar Bay in 30 minutes.
• Ash Ketchum: (Sigh), That's just prime.
• Pikachu: (Sigh) Pika.

(Scene Flips)

Searching for Harley's Whereabouts

(Scene: Downtown Angel Grove)

• Aisling (Narrating): Putting our trust in the worst of all Gotham's criminals, it's like sending a sheep to the big bad wolf. But it's a risk we had to take. You know the saying, "Keep your friends close and your enemies even closer." Ash may have gotten rid of Grimhilde, but the worst is about to happen to him right now, Who says that this task would be Simple? Unless you're dumb enough to find a girl dressed in a red and black harlequin costume.
• Aisling (Narrating): Or so he thought.
• Blonde Haired Woman: No i'm sorry.
• Orange Haired Guy: Uh-uh.
• Citizen: Nah, man.
• Female Citizen: Mmm, no.
• Citizen: Haven't seen her.
• Hobo: I would've liked to (Chuckles).
• Landlord: Dame owes me three weeks' back rent! If you find her, you tell her she can eat my...
• Morty: She had.....the cutest smile.
• Morty's Wife: Morty!, that was your niece, Irene!, Always saying she looks like this Harley Quinn, but I don't see it.
• Morty: And an adorable tuchus.
• Morty's Wife: Morty!
• Police Officer: Hasn't been around.
• Preacher: Afraid not, my son.
• Latin Citizen: Lo siento.
• Hobo: Can I have that picture?
• Morty: It was at that deli......on 3rd Street.
• Morty's Wife: Morty, that was two years ago......in Miami!

(Scene Downtown Angel Grove)

• Ash Ketchum: I have had no luck. But I still think that it's a bad idea, Uncle Mario, teaming up with Harley? What were Batman and Mewtwo thinking?
• Mario (Gummiphone): What other options do we have, Nephew. The only one who knows the whereabouts of Ivy, Woodrue and the Crime Empire is Harley. You also wanted to be back at work.
• Ash Ketchum: As if I've had enough problems with Grimhilde, even when she pretended to be my mom.
• Mario (Gummiphone): Don't worry. Grimhilde is out of the game, be grateful that the truce we had with Bowser was only temporary like the last time.
• Ash Ketchum: Whatever it is, even the search continues, I hope you and Ais have better luck than me.

(Ash notices something)

• Ash Ketchum: Hang on...
• Customer (OS): Hey, Chet, this crazy broad broke my freaking arm!
• Ash Ketchum: Gotta be her.
• Mario (Gummiphone) (OS): Did you find her Ash?
• Ash Ketchum: I have to go, Uncle.

Ash and Harley Part 1

(Scene: Dark Alley)

• Harley Quinn: Come on out. I know you're there. I got good ears, Your hearing gets mighty sharp in Arkham. Things go bump in the night.
• Ash Ketchum: Hi, Harley. Long time no see.
• Harley Quinn: I'd like to keep it that way.
• Ash Ketchum: You're a hard girl to find, you know that? Pretty clever, hiding in plain sight like that. I have a few questions. For example, where can I find your BFF Poison Ivy and the Crime Empire? We need your help. Ivy is...
• Harley Quinn: Save it, honey. I don't mix it up with the costume crowd anymore. I turned over a new leaf, as it were.
• Ash Ketchum: Listen, Ivy's fallen in with the wrong crowd, even your teammates from the Crime Empire are missing. She and Jason Woodrue are up to something, and we have to stop them. (OS) They're a lethal combo, Harley, Lots of people could get hurt or killed. Ivy and even Joker could get hurt or kIlled.
• Harley Quinn: Nuh-uh. I am done with capes and tights and masks. Just trying like to lead a normal life.
• Ash Ketchum: Really? Funny that you're not, say using your psychiatric training......to make a decent living......instead of dressing up in skimpy red and black for a minimum wage, plus tips. Pretty weird way to kick a habit, You've got to be just itching to get back in the game.
• Harley Quinn: Nice try, but you're on your own, Ashy Boy.
• Ash Ketchum: You haven't reported to your parole officer in months, we can do this the easy way or the hard way? your choice.
• Harley Quinn: Oh, yeah? I choose the hard way!

(They begin to fight)

• Harley Quinn: Not so tough are you? Some girls like mace. I prefer a little low-grain Joker venom. Only useful thing I ever got from Mr. J. Nighty-night, kid.

Crime Scene and a Revelation

(He shows a Tracker in Ash's Gummiphone)

• Aisling (OS): Good thinking.
• Batman: Like I said, eyes and ears everywhere.
• Misty: Besides... Ash can handle himself.
• Aisling: I'm not quite sure, if I know Ash perfectly, I think he just made a serious mistake by going alone. If she couldn't deal with a witch obsessive with herself, I don't think a crazy woman dressed as a harlequin is her best option.
• Eeyore: If you say so.

Ash and Harley Part 2

(Ash wakes up as he hears Harley talking to herself)

• Harley Quinn: I know, I know, freaking stupid. Bringing him back to my place. But what was I supposed to do? I couldn't just let him go. He knows the secret location of my hidey-hole. He'd blab to Pooh and Pals for sure. Could've just kill him, dumb-dumb. Nah, I'm not a criminal anymore. Plus, he's kind of too cute to kill. And anyway, maybe I should help out. Sounds like Ivy could be in some serious trouble.
• Ash Ketchum: Huh? What’s going on here?
• Harley Quinn: Don't bother yelling for help. This dump is condemned. Nobody in the whole building but us, Ashy Boy.
• Ash Ketchum: Ash.
• Harley Quinn: Eh?
• Ash Ketchum: Just “Ash.”
• Harley Quinn: Really? Guess I was thinking of that personality you used to have. Yeesh. That was like a whole decade of bad days.
• Ash Ketchum: Sticks and stones, lady. I've taken trash talk from bigger criminals than you.
• Harley Quinn: "Criminals"? If you hadn't noticed, I went straight. I'm a freaking waitress already.
• Ash Ketchum: Oh, that's right, I stand corrected.
• Harley Quinn: (grabs a group of papers) Check this out, smart guy. My pile of rejection letters. Evidently, the Mayo Clinic's got some dumb policy of not hiring former costume super-villains. Just like every other hospital in the world.
• Ash Ketchum: There are other jobs.
• Harley Quinn: Oh, sure. I got a ton of offers. "We got a very special role for you in Bad Girls after dark." You say I'm a criminal, they say I'm a femme fatale. Well, I'm sick of other people telling me what I am! Whatever! Got to say, you gave me a heck of a workout. Got me all sweat-stinky. (Sniffs) Phew! Definitely could use a shower. I think better when I don't reek. Still got to figure out what to do about Ashy Boy over there. Hmm, what to wear, what to wear? Sucker-punch Harley. Arctic Harley. Street-luge Harley. Roller-babe Harley. Steampunk Harley. Goth-Lolita Harley. Hey, Ashy Boy, is it true you’re a World Pokémon League Champion? Hmph. Ain't that a kick in the pants. Little Ashy’s all grown up. (looks down then smiles sneaky like)
• Ash Ketchum: Okay, now, don't be getting any funny ideas.
• Harley Quinn: Too late. (turns off the lights) It's funny. I always kinda thought you didn't like girls.
• Ash Ketchum: Wait, what?
• Harley Quinn: You know, that book with the headlights and the eyeball-gouging. I had to write a paper on it back in college. Got a B-minus.
• Ash Ketchum: Look, Harley, I...
• Harley Quinn: Pretty lonely these last few months, if you know what I mean. You don't meet a lot of likely prospects at Superbabes. I'm kind of choosy.
• Ash Ketchum: I'm not saying I don't want to, 'cause that would be nice. All sorts of wrong, but nice. Right now, I just really need to find Poison...
• Harley Quinn: Face it, sugar. I got something you want and you sure as shooting got something I want. So, be a good boy, and maybe, maybe Mama will give you a cookie.
• Ash Ketchum: The things I do for Angel Grove and my friends.
• Harley Quinn: I’m taking that as a “yes.” Between you and me, I always did like ya more than the Evil Queen and those married princesses did. (kisses passionately)

Poison Ivy and Floronic Man

• Floronic Man: I do have one question.
• Poison Ivy: Which is?
• Floronic Man: What does Bowser and Dark Specter have to say about this?
• Poison Ivy: Nothing'... this ain't their Trouble. Get real Pamela, everything is their Problem. He owns you, he owns the Crime Empire, he almost owns this whole stinkin' City. Things change.
• Woodrue: You mess with Bowser and Dark Specter, we'll end up takin' a dirt nap in Arkham Asylum, you heard what that reptilian psycho did to Grimhilde, last time when she's trying to conquer the Rebels' "Top Star" that boy Ash Ketchum.
• Poison Ivy: That traitor may used the Pheromone Dust all because she's one of the boy's secret crushes, but instead of a princess she posed as her mother, that makes me sick, good riddance for her, I didn't like her either.
• Woodrue: Don't forget about the She-Wolf, that little girl has made Bowser more enraged than usual, ever since she became the Lunar Wolf Ranger.
• Poison Ivy: I will not make the Same mistake as her, as long he, the Rebels, the Rangers and of course Batman don't Interfere. First Angel Grove, Later Gotham, and then the world will be ours......for the greening. But first i want to meet you someone.

(the Terror Blossom Appears)

• Floronic Man: Terror Blossom!
• Poison Ivy: One of Lord Zedd's most dangerous monsters, i had to convince Finster to send me one of his creations.

(Scene Fades to Black)

Batman meets up with Ash and Harley

(Scene: Downtown, Batman drives with the Batmobile while speaks with Aisling)

• Aisling (Communicator): Any news, Batman?
• Batman: I managed to put a tracker device on Ash's Gummiphone as we speak, he must be near.
• Batman (Communicator): Your father did the right thing to call me, in case there is trouble with him.
• Aisling: Well, If i do know my partner, love always gets him in so many troubles on our missions, even so I do not like the idea Batman, it is good that we have find the Crime Empire, Ivy and Woodrue, but trust Harley Quinn?, sounds to me like a suicide mission, she's always obsessed with Joker, and I don't think she and Ash formed a good couple.
• Batman: I don't like it either, but what other options we have, anyway, I'm already close, I'll contact you when it's done.
• Aisling: (Frustrated Sigh), Well, I'll let you work, I think Ash and I will have a long talk about his new "Crush", Lunar Wolf Ranger, out.

(Batman tracks the homing device he put on Ash's Gummiphone until he reaches Harley's apartment. He tried to unlock but stops and heards some noises coming in.)

• Ash Ketchum: Oh, gosh, no. Stop, stop!
• Harley Quinn: You stop! You're gonna make me go!
• Ash Ketchum: Hey, hey, hey.

(Batman was about to burst the door but hears what was really going on and sees Ash and Harley are tickling each other.)

• Batman: (clears throat)

(Ash and Harley stopped and see Batman.)

• Harley Quinn: Harley Quinn reporting for duty, sir.
• Ash Ketchum: I was...I was about to call you, Mewtwo and the others.

(Batman stayed silent looks around the room where Harley's clothes on the floor, duct tape around the bed. And looks down at Ash in shame.)

• Harley Quinn: Meet you at the car.

(Harley leaves the room.)

• Batman: Did you get what you needed?
• Ash Ketchum: Well, yeah... Ivy's whereabouts, of course, that's what you meant. No, not yet. (Batman still silent.) Look, it's not what you think. I--
• Batman: Save it. Let's just focus on finding Ivy and the Crime Empire. And for once you need to keep your head clear. In this line of work. One slip is too many.

(Batman walks out of the room and Ash follows.)

• Ash Ketchum: Like you never made out with a super-villain.
• Aisling (Voicemail): Meeting at the library....now!

"Romeo" in Trouble

(Scene Power Chamber / Danger Room)

• Ash Ketchum (O.S.): I've never been so humiliated in my life.
• Aisling: You could have consulted with us first, as if it is not enough with that sickly stalker of Grimhilde, but with the Joker's girlfriend?, what were you thinking Ash?
• Ash Ketchum: It wasn't my idea, it's not my fault that she attacked me by surprise.
• Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: Yeah right, no wonder why you have such luck with bad girls, "Romeo" (giggles)
• Ash Ketchum (blushed angry): You're not helping, Serena!

(Pikachu sighs)

• Tigger (to Sophocles): Poor Guy, his secret Crushes have giving nothing more than trouble.
• Sophocles: I see why...
• Kiawe: You should've seen the love letters of their admirers in Alola, they were so many that Lana and Mallow torched them all.
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: The consequences of being a celebrity.
• Ash Ketchum (O.S.): I'll hear you!!

(The Gummiphone rings and Aisling answers)

• Aisling: Yeah, Justin?
• Justin Stewart (Gummiphone): Ais, your father and Batman want you and the others in the Main Chamber, we found a clue about Ivy, Woodrue and the Crime Empire.
• Aisling: On our way, Thanks Justin, Okay everyone, Let's go. (to Ash Ketchum): Don't even think this conversation is over, we'll discuss it later.
• Ash Ketchum: Don't you think you reproached me enough?, if only you would listen to me.
• Aisling: You want to talk? Talk to the "Hand", Ash Ketchum!
• Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother.

How to Trap an Ultraguardian

(Scene: Aether Foundation)

• Ms. Wicke: Um, Ash.
• Ash Ketchum: What is it, Ms. Wicke?
• Ms. Wicke: This videotape came from the mail, it's for you.
• Harley Quinn (to Ash): If this tape reaches Batman, The Rebel Alliance and the Power Rangers, I hope it's not too late for you to help me. It's no joke Mr. J's, Negaduck, the Crime Empire and even Poison Ivy have gone off insane for real. Because you knew of she and Woodrue's plans, they said they're gonna take out both Gotham and Angel Grove. I've seen the plans, the canisters. Everything!

[Taking off her mask]

• Dr. Harleen Quinzel: I finally realize this isn't funny anymore. I can help you get them if you promise me protection. (OS to Ash) Because you're the only one i can trust.

(Mario turns off the TV)

• Mario: It sounds like a trap to me.
• Ash Ketchum: If she's telling the truth?
• Mario: Telling the truth? Ash, that crazy girl has tried to hunt us down for years, and you hope you believe her word?
• Ash Ketchum: If we want to find Poison Ivy, Woodrue and the Crime Empire before Bowser does, I have no choice.
• Mewtwo: You sure?
• Ash Ketchum: I admit I made a mistake in going alone, it's time to make amends for my mistake.
• Aisling (OS): Think what you want.

The Trap / Betrayl

(Scene: Waterfront Docks at Night)

• Ash Ketchum: Open it.
• Dr. Harleen Quinzel: [opening her briefcase] Okay?
• Batman: We want Gordon, Mewtwo and Lusamine to see these. If what you say is true, the police'll...
• The Joker (OS): Traitor! No one turns stoolie on us and lives!
• Negaduck (OS): If there's one thing I hate more than a snitch, it's a double crossing hero loving snitch.

[Diving on Harley to protect her, Batman throws a batarang while Pikachu uses his Iron Tail; decapitating the Joker and Negaduck, it's revealed to be just robots]

• Ash Ketchum: They're decoys! (to Harley Quinn): You!!!
• Dr. Harleen Quinzel: [injecting Ash with a sleeping dart] Nothing Personal.

(Joker and Negaduck Appears)

• Joker (to Ash): Ha, ha. The hunter became the prey.
• Negaduck: Everything according to plan.
• Negaduck (to Harley Quinn): And all thanks to you.

(Ash's Gummiphone rings)

• Aisling (Gummiphone offscreen): Ash!, Come in!, Ash do you read me? Please respond, Partner!
• Joker (OS): Sorry the number that you marked can not be found, try later when you hear the "Laughter".

(Joker evil laughs at Aisling)

• Aisling (OS): Joker!, Negaduck.
• Joker (Telephone): In the flesh. Now listen, She-Wolf even though your friends never call and never write, Bowser and Queen Beryl's still got a soft spot for you. So I'm sending you a "fun" gift... airmail. [a miniature plane appears, holding a bomb] And there's no use jumping out the window this time, toots. The plane of the future is about to make you history!
• Aisling: I. AM. TRANSFORMED!

[Aisling shapeshifts into an Umbreon jumping from the window, detonating the bomb outside. Avoiding the blast, causing the phone to dangle]

• Negaduck: Say this message to your "Daddy" and your friends, if you want the boy alive, see us at the Gothcorp Building in Downtown Angel Grove at midnight.
• Joker: Don't be Late.

(She destroys the phone in a grip of rage)

• Joker: Hello? Hello, operator? I believe my party's been... disconnected! [cackles loudly]

(Scene Fades to Black on Commercial Break)

• Aisling (Narrating): It was one of those nights, and as the famous saying goes, "Keep your friends close and your enemies even closer." Harley Quinn set a trap for my partner, my friend. He lived a nightmare because of Grimhilde's obsession, and now he got into another one because of fate.
• Aisling (Narrating): I had my reasons, but in the end we will all be bearing the blame.

(Scene: Batcave)

• Aisling: I knew from the beginning that it was a bad idea, but did anyone listen to me?, No!, we had to send Ash to convince that.....Hyena!
• Alfred Pennyworth (gives a Japanese cup of Green Tea): I understand your frustration for your friend's well-being, young lady. Trust can sometimes be fragile, But in the case of young Ketchum, I dare to think the worst.
• Aisling: This is all my fault.

The Final Joke / To the Rescue

(Scene Outside Gothcorp Aisling is in Patrol with the Wolfzord Lunar Cycle)

• Aisling: There's no sign of them, Mother.
• Good Fairy (Communicator): Keep trying, Alpha spotted one of the TGRI Vans in your position.
• Aisling: Be that as it may, we are running out of time.

(Scene: Gothcorp Greenhouse)

• Joker and Negaduck (OS): Harley!
• Joker: Hi, Pudding, You're just in time to see the-

(Joker slaps her face offscreen)

• Joker (to Ash): Excuse us, we'll be just a minute.
• Harley: But puddin', I don't understand! Didn't you want to finally get rid of Ashy Boy and the Rebels?
• Joker: Only if we don't disobey Bowser's Rules, Idiot!
• The Joker: Except you had to "explain" it to us! If you have to explain a joke, THERE IS NO JOKE!

[They advances on Harley, growling. Nervously, she grabs hold of a swordfish]

• Harley Quinn: Now calm down, Puddin'...
• The Joker: You've forgotten what I told you a long time ago. One of the painful truths of comedy...

[Negaduck grabs the swordfish out of her hands]

• The Joker: YOU ALWAYS TAKE SHOTS FROM FOLKS WHO JUST DON'T GET THE JOKE!
• Ash Ketchum: Harley!!

[Joker and Negaduck whacks Harley with the swordfish, sending her crashing out the window and plunging down several stories to land in a pile of garbage, apparently dead]

• The Joker: And don't call me Puddin'.
• Negaduck: In the words of Lord Bowser, "Treachery requires no Mistakes", don't bother returning to Bandora Palace.

(Aisling sees the TGRI Van and heard the Window Crashing)

• Aisling: Mother, I think I found them, (to Donatello) Uncle Donnie, send Batman and Father the coordinates, I'm going to investigate.
• Donatello (Communicator): They're on their way as we speak, Be careful, Ais.

(Sees Harley Quinn bruised)

• Aisling: By the wings of Animaria!.
• Harley Quinn: [Harley is alive among the rubbish, but bloodied, barely conscious and dejected] My fault...I didn't get the joke.

(Aisling activates the Communicator and Contacts Mewtwo)

• Aisling: Father, I just found Harley, send several Patrol Cars and send an Ambulance and Paramedics to the Gothcorp Warehouses at my location.
• Mewtwo (Communicator): They're on their way.
• Harley Quinn: My fault...I didn't get the joke. (to Aisling) you were right about me, but tell Ash that i'm sorry, Save him.
• Aisling: Harley...
• Aisling (Narrating): As much as deep down she has caused us Trouble in the Past, she doesn't deserve this, Sometimes Love can be Blind and Deceitful. (clenches her fist) But when you put even innocent people in danger, especially if it's your friends, it's a path that shouldn't be crossed.

(Scene: Gothcorp)

• Joker: We really have to apologize for the kid.
• Negaduck: It seems she has no respect for tradition.
• Joker: Let's just pretend the whole thing never happened and do this some other time.
• Negaduck: Then again, this is a rather rare opportunity, What do you think of this, my Laughing Friend?
• Ash Ketchum: Harley...
• Joker: You know what they say, "A trainer in the hand is worth than two in the belfry".
• Ash Ketchum: (Growls in Anger)
• Joker (points a gun to Ash): I guess you're going out on a laugh after all.
• Mr. Freeze (OS): Yes. It would move me to tears, if I still had tears to shed.
• Ash Ketchum: Mr. Freeze!?
• Joker: Uh-oh.
• Negaduck: Victor?
• Negaduck (OS): NOOOOOOO!!!!

[Freeze pulls the trigger on the gun and ice sprays towards the camera while the screen fades to Black cue to Commercial Break]

• Aisling: ASH!, Where are you?
• Ash (OS): Ais!, Over here.

(Aisling sees Ash while Negaduck and Joker are Freezed)

• Aisling (to Mr. Freeze): You!
• Mr. Freeze: Don't get me wrong, I'm not with the clown and the duck.
• Aisling: Then why?, The last time you appeared, you kidnapped the daughter of a police commissioner for blood transfusion and illegal organ transplantation to your dying wife, and on top of that you ended up collaborating with a coward like Bowser.
• Mr. Freeze: This is not about the Clown or the Duck.

Megazord Battle

(Scene Dark Fortress)

• Bowser Koopa: Joker, Negaduck, Poison Ivy and Woodrue!, I'll have both their treacherous hides. Yess.
• Bowser Koopa: I'll melt their Pure Heart Crystals down and use them for aluminum siding, Oh, yes indeed.
• Mistress 9: Fire the Sattellasers!

(they fire the Sattellasers to Earth, and the Terror Blossom and Octoplant grows)

• Tommy Oliver: Let's do it!
• MMPR: Right!
• Sora / Donald / Goofy and MMPR: We need Shogunzord Power now!

(The Shogunzords Appear and Transforms into Megazord)

• Mewtwo: Galactabeasts, arise!

(Lost Galaxy zords appear and transforms into Megazords)

Train Fight / The Joker's "Last Laugh"

• Batman (OS): She almost had him, you know. Arms and legs chained, dizzy from the blood rushing to his head. I had no way out other than convincing her to call you. I knew your massive ego would never allow anyone else the honor of killing him. Though I have to admit, she came a lot closer than you ever did.
• Aisling: Who's laughing now, "Puddin"?

(Joker enrages as he begins to fight Batman and Aisling)

• Aisling (to Joker): If what they say is true about you that you can cheat death, cheat this! (scratches his face then punches him sending him to the Chimney)
• Aisling: Flawless Victory.

Woodrue and the Crime Empire's Punishment

(Scene: outside Gothcorp)

• Batman (O.S.): Stay where you are!

(Batman and the Rebels Appear)

• Penguin: You may notice, my masked friends that we have the guns!
• Rex (O.S.): You are not the only ones.
• Aisling: Lunar Cue!, Sniper Mode! (Fires to their Weapons)

(The Clonetroopers Point their Guns on them while the Whole GCPD arrived)

• Mewtwo (to Rex): Take them away.
• Commander Cody: Yes Sir.

(Scene: Outside Gothcorp)

• Bowser Jr.: Now which one of you 'Glorious Victors' would still Follow this Fool's Lead!
• Bowser Koopa: Yes, "And thus ends the glorious reign of The Floronic Man: a lost battle, a destroyed terror blossom, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT DAMAGE inflicted by you and Poison Ivy!"
• Floronic Man: Lord Bowser i can explain it.
• Bowser: I can suffer enough your treachery Woodrue, but not your incompetence!

(Bowser torches Floronic Man leaving him scorched till death)

• Bowser: 'Treachery requires no mistakes'.
• Jason Woodrue: Yes, Lord Bowser, no mistakes.

(Fades to Black on Commercial Break)

A Bittersweet Victory

(They see Poison Ivy and the Crime Empire under arrest while Harley is sent to the hospital while Handcuffed)

• Commissioner Gordon: Most of the stolen property from S.T.A.R. Labs was still in the Building, along with Ivy and Woodrue's toxin formulas and Dr. Holland's notes. Some of the trucks were from TGRI, Gen-U-Tech and Lexcorp.
• Tai Kamiya: We're just sorry Mr. Freeze got away.
• Batman: Me too, Tai.

(They see Ash depressed after seeing Harley unconscious in a stretcher and handcuffed to the hospital)

• Mewtwo (to Ash Ketchum): Sometimes there are no happy endings, my friend.
• Aisling: There was nothing you can do about it, despite that she gave you trouble since the beginning.
• Ash Ketchum: That's why I made my promise, from the day Marina passed away, No matter how many times I try to fulfill it, it is always the same.
• Aisling: Hey, what happened at the library (sigh), I'm sorry. You know very well what you experienced, you were almost going to die, It's not my fault that I'm so overprotective, I don't want to lose you.
• Ash Ketchum: I Know, I can't blame you for being overprotective of me.

(Ash Ketchum sadly nods while Pikachu Comforts him)

• Officer Jenny: (speaking of The Crime Empire's Disappearance, Poison Ivy and Woodrue's Plot) We'll book them on Arkham's Breakout, their supposed disappearance and the plant madness, Ivy and Woodrue Created. Anything else to add to the confession?
• Ash Ketchum: (to Officer Jenny): Yeah, attempted murder.

(He leaves from the scene of crime)

• Aisling: Ash...
• Mewtwo (to Aisling): Let him go, he needs time to heal.
• Mewtwo: Something tells me that this is just the beginning.

Ending

(Scene: Power Chamber / Library)

• Scarlet Garcia (TV): This took place in Gothcorp, the Crime Empire was sighted after his supposed disappearance, while they, Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn were arrested the following night, leaving the only witness to the crimes, the Pokémon World League Champion, Ash Ketchum. On the other hand, Former Wayne Enterprises scientist, Dr. Jason Woodrue known as the Floronic man was found burned after his last confrontation with Batman, the 100 Acre Wood Rebel Alliance and of course the Power Rangers, Although Woodrue was eliminated, the damage he and ivy would be repaired. In the other hand, Though the Joker has been notorious for resurfacing when least expected, it seems unlikely that he has survived his latest brush with Batman and Ash Ketchum.

(they Turn off the TV)

• Adam Park: It will take a long time to clean up the mess that Ivy and Woodrue created, she is lucky to be locked up in Arkham, with enough not to avoid Bowser's wrath.
• Justin Stewart: That's what happens when you play with fire, with Grimhilde's betrayal is fair enough.
• Aisling: I agree.
• Rabbit: For once, Bowser should learn how to choose their goons before they do something like that.
• Tai Kamiya: By the way, where is Ash?
• Aisling: Father had to give him a couple of days off, his experience with Harley, affected him a lot, I think I've become overprotective to him.
• Moonlight Shimmer: I can't say I blame you, but your new instinct never fails
• Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: I'd never thought i say this but.....despite she's a criminal, she didn't deserve it.
• Rabbit: You know, so would I.
• Eeyore: Me too.
• Winnie the Pooh: Me three.
• Ashi: We should have trusted her more, if only because she won Ash's heart.
• Sora Takenouchi: There are those who say that time heals the wounds, but the only thing that cannot heal for Ash is a broken heart.
• Mina Aino/Sailor Venus: For once I agree with you, Sora.
• Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter: So am I.

(Scene Good Fairy's Bedroom)

• Aisling (to the Good Fairy): Hi.
• Good Fairy: Batman, The Rebel Alliance and the Power Rangers monopolized the evening news with Scarlett Garcia and Summer Gleason, Congratulations on your apprehension of Poison Ivy and The Crime Empire.
• Aisling: Thank you.
• Good Fairy: Something wrong, Daughter? .You should be happy.
• Aisling: Mother, am I pig headed or overprotective? Is it always my way or the highway?
• Good Fairy: Yes, actually. Death and chance, stole Brendan and your parents. But rather than become a victim, you have done everything in your power to control the fates. For what is the Lunar Wolf Ranger? If not an effort to master the chaos that sweeps our world. An attempt to control death and vengeance, itself.
• Aisling: [pause] But I can't, can I?
• Good Fairy: None of us can.

(Scene Angel Grove Park)

• Korra: Wow, I've never seen him like this.
• Serena Tsukino/Sailor Moon: Is he going to spend all night there?
• Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: He already suffered enough because of Grimhilde, but with Harley that was the last straw, we'll go talk to him, no one should be alone for tonight.

(Ash sees in the water and reflects of last night's experience)

• Harley Quinn (Flashback): I’m taking that as a “yes.” Between you and me, I always did like ya more than the Evil Queen and those married princesses did. (kisses passionately).

(End of flashback)

• Ash Ketchum: (Sigh), Why does these things always happen to me?, Every time I keep my promise, things get out of control.
• Raye Hino/Sailor Mars (O.S.): Can't say we don't blame you, At least in the end she's was less obsessive and dangerous than Grimhilde.

(Ash turns and sees Korra, Hotaru and Raye)

• Ash Ketchum: Raye, Hotaru, Korra.
• Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: Aisling told us about what Happened last Night, despite the trouble you've got, but you did the Right thing on Stopping Joker and the Crime Empire.
• Korra: Listen, i know not everyone deserves a happy ending, including you, but you've already heard Starswirl, "Once a villain always a villain."
• Hotaru Tomoe/Sailor Saturn: By the way, Mewtwo gave you a couple of days off, so you'll have time to visit Aisling and your friends after school, and the Youth Center, and you could even help Aunt Delia.
• Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: Ash, you can't spend the rest of your life depressed, and blaming of your mistakes, You have to keep going and overcome, I know that your secret crushes are the cause of avoiding your obligations and responsibilities and even more so in our missions, but don't forget that promise you made to Marina.

[On Ash's prospective secret crush, who turns out to be the Joker's hench girl]

• Ash Ketchum (to Raye): I don't know what's wrong with me, Always falling in love with the bad ones. does this kinda thing ever happen to Serena and the others?
• Raye Hino/Sailor Mars: Just Once (she locks her arm with his) But if it is any consolation, Let me tell you about a woman named Catzy,
• Korra: But after dinner, as friends.

(Ash smiles as they walk into the Park while Batman Watches over him while he receives a visit)

• Bowser: (in the shadows) Eh, I’ll allow this for now. Harley’s just a kidder. Think the kid will get over this phase now that the antidote’s in him?
• Batman: Where there's love, there's hope, Bowser. (walks towards a fountain) But a little luck wouldn't hurt. (flips coin into the fountain)
• Batman: For you, Ash.

(coin lands on the water as Batman Retreats and the episode ends)

Executive Producers

HAIM SABAN

SHUKI LEVY

DAVID J. GRAHAM

(Showing in Memoriam Photos)

In Memoriam of KEVIN CONROY and ARLEEN SORKIN

Teaser: Next Time on "Pooh's Adventures Armada: Hunt for the Chaos Emeralds".

• Dave Mallow (Narrator): Next Time on Disney and Saban's "Pooh's Adventures Armada: Hunt for the Chaos Emeralds", an unexpected visitor from Gotham, arrives in Angel Grove.
• Barbara Gordon / Batgirl: Surprise.
• Pooh and Pals: Batgirl?
• Dave Mallow (Narrator): But for Ash, the worst is yet to come
• Ash Ketchum: Why are you looking at me like that? (Barbara still stares lustfully, leans closer) Uh-oh. Not again.

(Barbara kisses Ash passionately while Ash screams offscreen)

• Dave Mallow (Narrator): Meanwhile Bowser and the New United Alliance of Evil, takes advantage and sends the beautiful but deadly, Icy Angel, to lure the two young heroes
• Icy Angel: Icy Angel at your service, Son of Dark Specter.
• Bowser: Excellent.
• Aisling (to Barbara and Ash): Guys, Wake up! you're under Bowser's control.
• Dave Mallow (Narrator): Can our Heroes stop the Icy Angel and save their friends in time?, Find out Next Time on Disney and Saban's "Pooh's Adventures Armada: Hunt for the Chaos Emeralds".

(Fades to Black)