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== Ash and Harley Part 2 ==
(Ash wakes up as he hears Harley talking to herself)

* Harley Quinn: I know, I know, freaking stupid. Bringing him back to my place. But what was I supposed to do? I couldn't just let him go. He knows the secret location of my hidey-hole. He'd blab to Pooh and Pals for sure. Could've just kill him, dumb-dumb. Nah, I'm not a criminal anymore. Plus, he's kind of too cute to kill. And anyway, maybe I should help out. Sounds like Ivy could be in some serious trouble.
* Ash Ketchum: Huh? What’s going on here?
* Harley Quinn: Don't bother yelling for help. This dump is condemned. Nobody in the whole building but us, Ashy Boy.
* Ash Ketchum: Ash.
* Harley Quinn: Eh?
* Ash Ketchum: Just “Ash.”
* Harley Quinn: Really? Guess I was thinking of that personality you used to have. Yeesh. That was like a whole decade of bad days.
* Ash Ketchum: Sticks and stones, lady. I've taken trash talk from bigger criminals than you.
* Harley Quinn: "Criminals"? If you hadn't noticed, I went straight. I'm a freaking waitress already.
* Ash Ketchum: Oh, that's right, I stand corrected.
* Harley Quinn: (grabs a group of papers) Check this out, smart guy. My pile of rejection letters. Evidently, the Mayo Clinic's got some dumb policy of not hiring former costume super-villains. Just like every other hospital in the world.
* Ash Ketchum: There are other jobs.
* Harley Quinn: Oh, sure. I got a ton of offers. "We got a very special role for you in Bad Girls after dark." You say I'm a criminal, they say I'm a femme fatale. Well, I'm sick of other people telling me what I am! Whatever! Got to say, you gave me a heck of a workout. Got me all sweat-stinky. (Sniffs) Phew! Definitely could use a shower. I think better when I don't reek. Still got to figure out what to do about Ashy Boy over there. Hmm, what to wear, what to wear? Sucker-punch Harley. Arctic Harley. Street-luge Harley. Roller-babe Harley. Steampunk Harley. Goth-Lolita Harley. Hey, Ashy Boy, is it true you’re a World Pokémon League Champion? Hmph. Ain't that a kick in the pants. Little Ashy’s all grown up. (looks down then smiles sneaky like)
* Ash Ketchum: Okay, now, don't be getting any funny ideas.
* Harley Quinn: Too late. (turns off the lights) It's funny. I always kinda thought you didn't like girls.
* Ash Ketchum: Wait, what?
* Harley Quinn: You know, that book with the headlights and the eyeball-gouging. I had to write a paper on it back in college. Got a B-minus.
* Ash Ketchum: Look, Harley, I...
* Harley Quinn: Pretty lonely these last few months, if you know what I mean. You don't meet a lot of likely prospects at Superbabes. I'm kind of choosy.
* Ash Ketchum: I'm not saying I don't want to, 'cause that would be nice. All sorts of wrong, but nice. Right now, I just really need to find Poison...
* Harley Quinn: Face it, sugar. I got something you want and you sure as shooting got something I want. So, be a good boy, and maybe, maybe Mama will give you a cookie.
* Ash Ketchum: The things I do for Angel Grove and my friends.
* Harley Quinn: I’m taking that as a “yes.” Between you and me, I always did like ya more than the Evil Queen and those married princesses did. (kisses passionately)