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== Ash and Harley Part 1 ==
(Scene: Dark Alley)

* Harley Quinn: Come on out. I know you're there. I got good ears, Your hearing gets mighty sharp in Arkham. Things go bump in the night.
* Ash Ketchum: Hi, Harley. Long time no see.
* Harley Quinn: I'd like to keep it that way.
* Ash Ketchum: You're a hard girl to find, you know that? Pretty clever, hiding in plain sight like that. I have a few questions. For example, where can I find your BFF Poison Ivy and the Crime Empire? We need your help. Ivy is...
* Harley Quinn: Save it, honey. I don't mix it up with the costume crowd anymore. I turned over a new leaf, as it were.
* Ash Ketchum: Listen, Ivy's fallen in with the wrong crowd, even your teammates from the Crime Empire are missing. She and Jason Woodrue are up to something, and we have to stop them. (OS) They're a lethal combo, Harley, Lots of people could get hurt or killed. Ivy and even Joker could get hurt or kIlled.
* Harley Quinn: Nuh-uh. I am done with capes and tights and masks. Just trying like to lead a normal life.
* Ash Ketchum: Really? Funny that you're not, say using your psychiatric training......to make a decent living......instead of dressing up in skimpy red and black for a minimum wage, plus tips. Pretty weird way to kick a habit, You've got to be just itching to get back in the game.
* Harley Quinn: Nice try, but you're on your own, Ashy Boy.
* Ash Ketchum: You haven't reported to your parole officer in months, we can do this the easy way or the hard way? your choice.
* Harley Quinn: Oh, yeah? I choose the hard way!
(They begin to fight)

* Harley Quinn: Not so tough are you? Some girls like mace. I prefer a little low-grain Joker venom. Only useful thing I ever got from Mr. J. Nighty-night, kid.