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== The Middle == * '''Narrator:''' ''One week later.'' * '''Otis:''' Good news, everyone. My bones are all healed, and I'm ready to stop your descent into complete anarchy. Wha... (Sees the place as a beautiful paradise) * '''Pip:''' Hey, Otis. welcome back. Man, being leader was easier than I thought. Oh, by the way, I made a few changes. I hope you don't mind. * '''Otis:''' Oh, mind? I didn't even--solar panels?!?! * '''Pip:''' Yeah, we make our own power now. We got lights in the barn and a widescreen tv. * '''Otis:''' Widescreen tv? * '''Pig:''' Hey, Otis, check out my new thermal-heated mud tub. * '''Goat:''' What's up? (Lana plays happily in the mud) * '''Pip:''' My cousin Manny's a contractor. * '''Peck:''' Great news, Pip. The barnyard's rainy-day fund is running a surplus for the first time in seven years. * '''Lisa:''' In a few months, will be rich. * '''Freddy:''' Yeah, you're a whiz with finance. Oh, hi, Otis. Your system was a complete waste. * '''Abby:''' Thanks for ordering that new conditioner, Pip. Now my hair is springtime-fresh. * '''Bessie:''' Yeah, and you were right about quilting. It really takes the edge off of my seething inner rage. * '''Otis:''' Yep Pip, it looks like your studying my leadership techniques really paid off. * '''Bessie:''' Oh, please. What did you ever-- * '''Otis:''' Ahem; if you'll excuse us, I know my apprentice has a lot of questions for the master. Pip, how'd you get things running so smoothly around here? * '''Pip:''' Oh, you know, I just made some flowcharts, cut wasteful spending, instituted a multitiered reward-based motivational system. * '''Otis:''' What are those? * '''Pip:''' So anyway, we're actually good here if you want to take a few more days off. * '''Otis:''' A few more days? Look. Look. You've done a great job filling in, and you've instituted a lot of things that I can't pronounce, but I'm the leader here. My people depend on me. (Duke comes in on a cart carrying sheep) * '''Duke:''' Hey, leader. * '''Otis:''' Hey, that's right. Your leader's back. * '''Duke:''' No, I was talking to Pip. * '''Otis:''' Oh. * '''Duke:''' Hey, Pip, thanks for leasing this people mover. Now I don't have to herd these sheep around anymore. * '''Sheep 1#:''' Hey, are we going to the upper meadow or what? * '''Sheep 2#:''' You want a tip or not? * '''Duke:''' Okay, okay. * '''Pip:''' So anyway, Otis...(notices Otis was gone) Hey, where'd he go? * '''Human Fluttershy:''' I think he says he was going for a walk. * '''Eeyore:''' Don't worry. He'll be back soon. (The next morning) * '''Peck:''' [hacking] That's getting better. * '''Pip:''' It doesn't matter who took the last apple. Now. let go of those negative feelings and hug it out. * '''Horse:''' Pip's right. I love you, man. * '''Goat:''' Let's never fight again, bro. * '''Abby:''' Pip, Otis has left the barnyard! * '''Tigger:''' (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT!?!? * '''Piglet:''' WHAT!!?!? * '''Winnie the Pooh:''' WHAT!?!?! * '''Rabbit:''' WHAT!?!?!? * '''Eeyore:''' HUH!?!??! * '''Timmy Turner:''' WHAT?!?! * '''Cosmo and Wanda:''' WHAT?!?! * '''Lincoln:''' WHAT?!?! * '''Girl Louds:''' WHAT!?!?! * '''Scruffy:''' What? *'''Sunset Shimmer:''' Wait, What!? * '''Human Pinkie Pie:''' WHAT!!?!? * '''Mickey, Donald and Goofy:''' What?!?! * '''Abby:''' Freddy and peck found a good-bye letter in his stall. * '''Pip:''' A good-bye letter? what'd it say? * '''Freddy:''' Allow me. (clears throat) Donkey oil, pinenut moose, confetti yippedee-doo-- * '''Narrator: '''''3 Hours later...'' * '''Freddy:''' Spoon mustard nictitating membrane hot pocket * '''Abby:''' Oh, give me that. (as she reads Otis voice echoes) "''Dear friends, It looks like you're all better off without me. I'm off to find some animals who really need me. Goodbye forever, Otis."'' * '''Everyone:''' (depressed) * '''Freddy:''' It didn't say that when I read it. * '''Donald Duck:''' Maybe because you can't read. * '''Pip:''' This is all my fault. I made Otis feel unappreciated. * '''Leni:''' How could you, Pip? Which one was Otis, again? * '''Everyone:''' Leni... * '''Pig:''' She's kidding. She's kidding. [chuckles] He was the tall one right? * '''Pip:''' He couldn't have gone far. I'm gonna find him. * '''Freddy:''' Wait, there's more. PS, Wriggle flip spiddle funk-- * '''Eveyone:''' NO! (tackles Freddy) (Later in the forest) * '''Pip:''' Otis! Otis! Where are you? (He sees Otis working with beavers) * '''Otis:''' Rico, Youngblood, get those logs moving, stat. Come on, we've got dams to build. * '''Pip:''' Otis? * '''Otis:''' Squanto, stop scooping mud with your mouth. That's what tails are for. * '''Squanto:''' Sorry, boss. * '''Pip:''' Otis, what are you doing? * '''Otis:''' Oh, hey, Pip. I'm just putting my leadership skills to use. * '''Pip:''' With beavers? * '''Otis:''' What's wrong with beavers? They're simple, unassuming creatures who need my guidance. (a tree falls on him) OW! * '''Beaver 1:''' Sorry, boss. * '''Otis:''' Guys, we've discussed this. When gnawing through a tree, make sure no one's standing under it. * '''Beaver 1:''' Right, * '''Beaver 2:''' We keep forgetting. * '''Beaver 1:''' Where would we be without your giant cow brain, Otis? * '''Pip:''' Otis, come back to the barnyard. We need you more than beavers do. * '''Otis:''' Oh, really? name one way you need me. * '''Pip:''' We took care of that. Oh, I know. No, actually, we did that too. Wait, give me a minute. * '''Otis:''' That's what I thought. Face it, Pip, you're a born barnyard leader. Me, I was born to lead beavers. (gets hit with a tree again) * '''Beavers:''' Sorry. * '''Pip:''' Come back, otis. It's not the same barnyard without you. * '''Otis:''' Hey, louie, I'm not paying you to gab. Less chatter, more chewing. * '''Pip:''' Well, if you change your mind, you know where to find us. * '''Otis:''' A little to the left. NO, THE LEFT!!!! (tree falls on him) * '''Beavers:''' Sorry, boss. (Back at the barnyard) * '''Pip:''' So that's it. Otis has gone beaver. * '''Abby:''' He's never coming back? * '''Rabbit:''' Oh dear, mercy me. * '''Piglet:''' Oh dear, mercy me too. * '''Peck:''' Who'll run movie night? * '''Freddy:''' Who'll give us jelly beans when we're good? * '''Luan:''' Who'll help me with pranks? * '''Lola:''' Who's gonna French braid my hair? * '''Human Rainbow Dash:''' Who'll be my base player? * '''Human Pinkie Pie:''' Who will help me with surprise parties? * '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Who will help me get honey from bees? * '''Goofy:''' Who will help me from tripping and falling on everything? *CJ: Who will be my mini-golf partner? *Isabella: Who will be our substitute Fireside guide next weekend? *Emma: Who will be my spokesperson for the Cheese of the Month gala? * '''Pig:''' Who'll rub special medicine on my belly? * '''Donkey:''' Good riddance to bad rubbish, I say. (Everyone looked at the donkey) * '''Tigger:''' Say...who are you? * '''Peck:''' And how come your lips don't move? *-And how come you sound familiar? * '''Freddy:''' Identify yourself, strange non-lip-moving donkey. * '''Donkey:''' I'm just a talking barn animal who loves to prank the innocent. * '''Pip:''' You got a barn pass? * '''Donkey:''' What?I didn't know I needed-- it must be in my other-- Oh, nuts to this! (The donkey relieved to be Mrs. Beady) * '''Everyone:''' MRS. BEADY!!!! * '''Mrs. Beady:''' That's right. You're all going down. I've recorded you all on my new Me Phone! (laughs she escape on their electric scooter) * '''Sci-Twi:''' She's getting away at a moderate speed. * '''Freddy:''' If she sends that video out, she'll expose us all! * '''Rabbit:''' Do something! Anyone, anything! *-Why not ask Pip? *-You're right, (). He is the leader. *-So he must have a idea to save us. * '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Quick, Pip! How we stop her?! * '''Pip:''' Um, everyone form a committee. (everyone is confused) Let's review the budget. (Everyone is still confused) No, let's make a flowchart. * '''Freddy:''' It's too late. * '''Wanda:''' She already left the Barnyard. * '''Donald Duck:''' Now what we do? * '''Abby:''' Oh, if only Otis were here. (Everyone is depressed and wished Otis was here)
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