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== Marty goes to the train station/Getting caught == - '''Alex''': (2 hours later) Come on, now, baby. My little filet. My little filet mignon with a little fat around the edges. I like that. I like a little fat on my steak. My sweet, juicy steak. You are a rare delicacy. [Melman poked his head in Alex's pen.] '''Melman''': Alex. Alex. Alex. Alex. Alex! '''Alex''': What? What? '''Melman''': You suck your thumb? '''Alex''': (sighs) What is it, Melman? '''Melman''': Okay, okay. (Sighs) You know how I have that bladder infection and I have to get up every two hours? Well, I got up to pee, um, and I looked over in Marty's pen, which, you know, I usually don't do. I don't know why, but I did. And this time I looked over and... '''Alex''': What, Melman? What's going on? '''Melman''': It's Marty. He's gone. '''Alex''': Gone?! (Hits his head) Agh! What do you mean, "gone"?! '''Melman''': (Looks at the hole that the penguins were in) How long has he been working on this?? Marty! Marty!! '''Gloria''': He wouldn't fit down there. '''Alex''': (tries to look for Marty in the haystacks, noticing that he isn't there) Marty? Marty?! Marty! Marty!! '''Gloria''': This doesn't make any sense. Where would he go? '''Alex''': (in terror) Connecticut!! '''Gloria''': He wouldn't. '''Melman''': Oh, no! What are we going to do? We gotta-- we gotta-- I mean, we gotta-- we gotta-- we gotta call somebody! '''Alex''': (Gasps as he calls 911 on the phone) Hello?! Get me Missing Animals!! And hurry! We've got a lost zebra probably on the way to Connecticut by now, and we're gonna need...!! '''Police''': (only hears Alex roaring) Hello? Hello? '''Alex''': Wait a second. We can't call the people. '''Police''': What the...?! '''Alex''': (takes the phone and throws it out) They'll be really mad! It'll get Marty transferred for good. You don't bite the hand that feeds you. '''Gloria''': Mm-hmm. I know that's right. '''Alex''': We got to go after him. '''Melman''': Go after him? '''Alex''': He's not thinking straight. We gotta stop him from making the biggest mistake of his life. He's probably out there lost and cold, confused. (sadly sighs) Poor little guy. [The Bee Gees's Stayin’ Alive is playing while Marty walks through New York] (Alex tries to land while he grabs Melman, but he falls down) '''Gloria''': (bursts through the zoo wall) Melman, come on! '''Melman''': You know, maybe one of us should wait here in case he comes back. '''Gloria''': Oh, no. Not now. This is an intervention, Melman. We all got to go. '''Alex''': What's the fastest way to Grand Central?! '''Melman''': Ooh! You should take Lexington. '''Gloria''': Melman!! '''Melman''': OK. "''We''." We should take Lexington. '''Alex''': What about Park? '''Melman''': No, Park goes 2 ways. You can't time the lights. '''Mason''': I heard Tom Wolfe is speaking at Lincoln Center. '''Phil''': (in sign language) Are we going to throw poo at him? '''Mason''': Well, of course we're going to throw poo at him. (Marty does ice skating then falls. Alex, Gloria, and Melman were at the Subway train station) '''Alex''': I knew we should've taken Park. Are you sure this is the fastest way to Grand Central Station? '''Gloria''': I don't know! That's what Melman said! '''Melman''': Hey. Hey, you, guys. That room has some nifty little sinks you can wash up in and look! (sticks out tongue with a urinal cake) Free mints! '''Alex''': This isn't a field trip, Melman! This is an urgent mission to save Marty from throwing his life away! Now, where's the train? '''Melman''': Ah, Here it comes. (He hears the train and looks to the other side, screaming as the train hits his head as the warning horn blares) '''Gloria''': What did Marty say to you? I asked you to talk to him. '''Alex''': I did! I did! I don't understand! He said, "Let's go." And I said, "What are you, crazy?" And he says, "I'm ten years old." And he is black with white stripes, and so then we sang and... (people screaming and running away thinking they're getting attacked) '''Police Horse''': What you got to do is go straight back down West 42nd. '''Marty''': Uh-huh. '''Police Horse''': It's on your left after Vanderbilt. '''Marty''': Okay. '''Police Horse''': If you hit the Chrysler Building, you've gone too far. '''Marty''': Uh-huh. Thanks a lot, officer. '''Police Horse''': Hey! Wait for the light! Freak. '''Police radio''': Did you say "zebra"? '''Police Officer''': Yeah, yeah, that's right. A zebra. Right in front of me. Can I shoot it? '''Police radio''': Negative. '''Police Officer''': Then I'm going to need some backup. (At the subway, Alex and his gang are on inside it as Alex sees a frightened man reading his newspaper about basketball game.) '''Alex''': (reads a frightened man's sports paper then roars) Aww! Knicks lost again. '''Melman''': What are you going to do? '''Conductor''': Grand Central Station. '''Alex''': Did that just say "Grand Central Station" or "my aunt's constipation"? '''Gloria''': This is it. '''Marty''': Grand Central Station. It's ''grand'' and it's ''central''. '''Melman''': Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! (squeezes his head out of the train doors, hits the ceiling sign and destroys a man's drum set) '''Alex''': (more people screaming and running away) Move aside. We have an emergency here. This is an emergency situation. No need. Hey, hey. Just chill out. It's not that big of an emergency. Hey! Hey! Would you-? Hey! Aah! Ooh! '''Nana''': (Hitting Alex with her handbag, kicks his crotch, and sprays in his eyes) Upstairs, downstairs! How do you like that?! Yah! '''Alex''': Ooh! Lady, what is wrong with you?! (gets hit by her bag twice) Ow! Get a grip on yourselves, people! '''Nana''': (notices that lion can talk) You're a bad kitty! '''Announcer''': The next train to Connecticut has been… '''Marty''': ''(angrily)'' Dagnabbit! I missed the express! ''(then calms himself down for another plan)'' Looks like I’m gonna have to take the Stamford local. Aah! (Suddenly, Alex tackles Marty in victorious) '''Alex''': I got him! I've got him! '''Gloria''': He's got him! '''Melman''': He's got him! He's got him! He's got... '''Nana''': I got something for you! (hits Melman with her bag) '''Melman''': Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! (crashes into a clock that reads 12:21 AM) I'm OK. I'm OK. I'm OK. '''Marty''': Whoa! What are you guys doing here? '''Alex''': Oh! I am so glad we found you. '''Gloria''': We were so... worried about you. '''Marty''': Don't worry, I'm fine, I'm fine. Look at me. I'm fine. '''Alex''': You're fine? Oh, he's fine. Oh, great. Hey, you hear that? Marty's fine. Ah. That's good to know. 'Cause I was just wondering, uh... ''(now becomes desperate, disappointed and frustrated about the escape)'' '''''HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US, MARTY?!?!''''' I thought we were your friends!!! '''Marty''': '''''WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?!?!?! I WAS COMING''''' '''''BACK IN THE MORNING!!!''''' '''Alex''': Don't you ever do this again!! Do you hear me?! '''Gloria''': Do you hear him?! '''Melman''': (with the clock on his head) Guys? We're running out of time. '''Gloria''': Oh, Melman, you broke their clock?! '''Alex''': Do you even realize what you've put us through?! Don't you ever... do this again! Don't you ever, ever do this again!! [Grand Central Station goes dark as the Police and Firemen are called] '''Gloria''': Don't--Come here! (grunting and panting as she tries to remove the broken clock off Melman's head until the police came to stop them while Skipper and his agents are reading a newspaper) '''Skipper''': We've been ratted out, boys. ''(they raise their arms)'' '''Police''': Hold your fire! (points guns at the animals as firefighters use their hoses and Nana also came with a drummer) '''Skipper''': Cute and cuddly, boys. Cute and cuddly. '''Mason''': (gets caught by the police with Phil) If you have any poo, fling it now. '''Marty''': ''(Whispering)'' It's the Man. ''(Loudly)'' Good evening, officers! '''Alex''': No. No. Nope. You don't talk now. OK? You're not so good with the "putting the words together and they’re coming out good" thing. You keep it "shh"! (turns to the people) Hey! How you doing? Yeah. You know what? Everything's cool. We just, uh, had a little situation here. ''(The Police push an Animal Control, but he's frightened of Alex, so the Police use their shields to block the sacredly man's path that he's not going anywhere)'' Little internal situation. Actually, my friend just went a little crazy. It happens to everybody. The city gets to us all. Just went a little cuckoo in the head. '''Marty''': Hey! Don't be calling me cuckoo in the head. '''Alex''': Just shush! I will handle this. Ooh! '''Nana''': (kicks Alex in between the legs) I got him! '''Police''': Go, go, go! (pulls Nana away) Right here, please. '''Alex''': Oh! Would you give a guy a break? Ah! We’re just gonna take my little friend here home and... uh, forget this ever happened. All right? No harm, no foul, right? ''(policemen and animal control feel shocked)'' Oh, no, no, no. Hey, it's cool. It's me, Alex the lion. From the zoo. Rrrr! (roars, scaring the people and the Animal Control) Rrrr! - - *'''Misty''': Please don't eat us. - - - - - *'''Alex''': What's the matter with them? (gets hit by the tranquilizer) Ow! Ow. (starts to feel the effects of the tranquilizer and falls down) Wow! Whew! I feel really, really weird...(his pupils expand) Hey, oh, I love you, guys...(talks in a low voice and falls into a deep sleep) I love you so much.... (The Candy Man plays in the background as the scenery changes into some sort of kaleidoscope-like sequence with the characters in it. It ends with the scene of New York City having fireworks and Gloria is Lady Liberty. She flies around and smashes the screen with her torch.)
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