Littlefoot Asks Who Framed Roger Rabbit/Transcript

This is the transcript to Littlefoot Asks Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Why don't you do right?

Brock: (looks at her in awe and love struck)

Eddie takes pictures of Jessica Rabbit

Misty: How could you upset Roger, Eddie Valiant?!

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(The camera moves to the dusty desk of Eddie's late brother, Theodore "Teddie" J. Valiant, where we find many of his stuff. We also get to see many of things of Eddie and Teddy's past such as them solving the case of the kidnappings of Donald's nephews, Huey, Dewey, and Louie, clearing Goofy of spy charges, as well as a photo of them and their fellow police colleagues, while the two wore clown noses, we also see a photo of the two detectives as kids dressed up like clowns with their father, who was a clown working in the Ringling Barnum Bros and Bailey circus, and the two with Dolores.)

Marvin Acme has been murdered

(We then find Eddie Valiant asleep on his desk snoring but then someone in his office came around and picked up his empty bottle. He grabbed a trash can and tossed the bottle in loudly startling Eddie awake to notice the person to be a friend of his, Lieutenant Santino.)

Eddie Valiant: Oh, Lieutenant Santino. Where'd you come from?

Lieutenant Santino: Gee whiz, Eddie. If you needed money so bad, why didn't you come to me?

Eddie Valiant: So I took a couple of dirty pictures, so kill me. (pours a drink.)

Lieutenant Santino: I already got a stiff on my hands, thank you.

Eddie Valiant: Huh?

Lieutenant Santino: Marvin Acme. The rabbit kicked him last night.

Eddie Valiant: (shocked) What?

(The scene changes to Marvin Acme's factory where police were present just as Santino and Eddie arrived on their car. As they got off Eddie heard some laughter and stopped to notice something.)

Lieutenant Santino: Now what?

(We see he was looking at Toon Town which was right behind the factory)

Eddie Valiant: It's just I haven't been this close to Toontown for a while.

(Then we see one Yosemite Sam shooting out from behind the walls)

Yosemite Sam: YEEOW!!!

(Santino and Eddie stood back as Yosemite Sam came crashing down with his bottom on fire.)

Yosemite Sam: Oof, oof, oof! Ow!! My biscuits are burnin'! Fire in the hatch! Ow!! Ooh! Eee! Great horny toads, that smarts! (lands his bottom on a puddle cooling the fire off as Sam sighs in relief)

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Jessica Rabbit: Mr. Valient? (slaps Eddie's face) (furiously) I hope you're proud of yourself! (storms off) And, all those pictures you took!

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Meeting Judge Doom and the Toon Patrol

(Eddie was about to pick up Acme's joy buzzer till someone's cane pocked him hard.)

Eddie Valiant: Ow!

(Eddie looked up to notice the one who pocked him with his cane was a creepy guy wearing a black coat and hat)

???: Yikes!

???: (softly) Who's that?

???: (softly) Beats me, but he sure looks creepy.

Judge Doom: Is this man removing evidence from the scene of a crime?

Lt. Santino: Uh, no, Judge Doom. Uh, Valiant here was just pickin' it up for ya. Weren't ya, Eddie?

Judge Doom: Hand it over. (lends out a hand)

Eddie Valiant: Sure.

(He grabs Doom's hand and shocked him with the joy buzzer.)

Eddie Valiant: His number-one seller.

(Judge Doom gives a sinisterly smirk)

Judge Doom: I see working for a toon has rubbed off on you.

Eddie Valiant: I wasn't workin' for a toon. I was workin' for R.K. Maroon.

Judge Doom: Yes, we talked to Mr. Maroon. He told us the rabbit become quite agitated when you showed him the pictures. The rabbit said, one way or another, he and his wife are going to be happy. Is that true?

???: Uh...

???: Well, kinda.

Eddie Valiant: Hey, pal, do I look like a stenographer?

Lt. Santino: Shut your yap, Eddie, the man's a judge.

Judge Doom: That's alright, Lieutenant. From the smell of him, I'd say it was the booze talking. No matter. The rabbit won't get far. My men will find him.

(Then a van bursts into the factory as Littlefoot, Ash, their friends, and the cops present moved out of the way shouting as the van comes to a stop.)

Eddie Valiant: Weasels?

Judge Doom: Yes, I find they have a special gift for the work.

(The Weasels came out of the van.)

Smarty: All right, ya mugs. Fall out!

Judge Doom: Did you find the rabbit?

Smarty: Don't worry, Judge. We got the formats all over the city. We'll find him.

Littlefoot: He's got weasels.

Cera: Yeah, I noticed.

(The Toon Patrol noticed the heroes.)

Smarty: Hmm, well, well. Who do we have here, boys?

Greasy: Hmm, I don't know, boss. What do you guys think.

Wheezy: There's dinosaurs, human kids, animals and strange looking creatures.

Psycho: (giggling) Yep, there's a yellow rodent and a little egg creature.

Stupid: Duh, yep. They look like friends of the rabbit. (sees Jack and Zero) Aah! it's a skeleton and a ghost dog!

Ash Ketchum: Do you guys have any idea who you're talking too?

Smarty: Oh, and just who might you be, kid?

Ash Ketchum: I'm a Pokemon trainer!

Misty and Brock: So are we!

(The Toon Patrol laugh with amusement.)

Smarty: Pokemon trainers, huh? We never heard of you kids!

Greasy: Yeah, what a stupid name for your pets.

Ash Ketchum: (angry) Don't you dare call our Pokemon that!

Pikachu: (angry) Pika!

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Judge Doom: You wouldn't have any idea where the rabbit might be, Mr. Valiant?

(He turns to him.)

Eddie Valiant: Have you tried Walla Walla? Cucamonga? I hear Kokomo's very nice this time of the year.

Judge Doom: I'm surprised you're not more cooperative, Mr. Valiant. A human has been murdered by a toon. Don't you appreciate the magnitude of that?

(Then squeaking was heard as Eddie, Santino, Doom, and our heroes looked around and then down to notice the squeaking was from one of the cartoon shoes that was missed, standing close to Doom squeaking.)

Judge Doom: Since I've had Toontown under my jurisdiction, my goal has been to reign in the insanity. And the only way to do that is to make toons respect... (puts on his glove) the law.

(He leaned down and seized the squeaking cartoon shoe, as he picked up and looked at it as it continued to squeak while trying to get free.)

Cera: Hey!

Misty: What're you gonna do to that, shoe?

Judge Doom: (grins) Just watch, children.

(Doom walked towards the Weasels and their van.)

Eddie Valiant: (whispering) How did that gargoyle get to be a judge?

Lt. Santino: Spread a bunch of simoleons around Toontown a couple of years back. Bought the election.

Eddie Valiant: Yeah? What's that?

(Judge Doom then opened a canister in the back of the Weasel's van to reveal a boiling chemical.)

Lt. Santino: Remember how we always thought there wasn't a way to kill a toon?

Eddie Valiant; Yeah.

Lt. Santino: Well, Doom found a way. Turpentine, acetone, benzene. He calls it "The Dip".

SpongeBob and Patrick: Dip?

Judge Doom: I'll catch the rabbit, folks. And I'll try him, convict him... (moves the carton shoe to the dip) and execute him.

(The heroes gasp in horror upon seeing the Judge dipping the shoe in which slowly killed it as it whimpered.)

Petrie: Oh, me don't like this.

Ducky: Oh, the poor shoe.

Patrick: Yeah, the poor little fella.

Jiminy Cricket: Why, you hoodlums! I'll knock your block off! (gets held back by Jack)

Pikachu: Pika!

Ash Ketchum: No! (gets blocked by the weasels)

Smarty: (menacingly) Don't get too close, kid, or I'll shoot you and your sparky little rodent!

(Valiant, Littlefoot Ash, and the other heroes watched helplessly as the innocent cartoon shoe gets dipped to its demise.)

Valiant: Geez.

(Doom turned to them in a menacing look as the smoke from the dip blew around his face, while removing his gloved hand out of the dip to reveal no trace of the poor shoe left)

Greasy: (giggling wickedly) That's one dead shoe, eh boss?

Judge Doom: They're not kid gloves folks. This is how we handle things, down in Toon Town. I think you of all people, would've appreciate that.

Ash Ketchum: (grunts) In your dreams, you creep!

Pikachu: (angrily agreeing) Pika, Pika!

Littlefoot: You're a sorry excuse to be a judge!

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Littlefoot and his friends learned that Roger is framed

Littlefoot: There was those no-good weasels who work for that creepy man named Judge Doom.

Baby Herman: The no-good weasels, you say?

Cera: Yeah, we saw him dip the toon shoe.

Ducky: It was really scary.

Baby Herman: They're called the Toon Patrol, they make threats and killed innocent toons with the dip. They also wanted to kill Roger, so you kids better watch out for them, they'll hurt you if you get in their way.

Misty: That doesn't sound pretty much like a patrol's job.

Ash Ketchum: They're supposed to keep the city safe and protect people from harm. Not make threats towards innocent people and kill innocent toons.

Brock: Yeah, those weasels aren't anything like cops.

Baby Herman: Yeah, kids, no one with the right mind will ever do that. They act more like crooks.

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Hiding Roger

Littlefoot: Hi, guys, we didn't hear you come in.

Ash Ketchum: What's up?

Smarty: Here's what's up, kids. We're looking for the rabbit.

Cera; You think we're dumb enough to fall for this?

Eddie Valiant: Hello, boys. I didn't hear you come in.

Smarty: Okay, wise guy. Where's the rabbit?

Eddie Valiant: Haven't seen him.

Smarty: (sniffs) What's in there?

Eddie Valiant: (pulls out a wet sock) My lingerie.

Smarty: (yelps, holding his nose while feeling disgusted) Sheesh, Valiant!

(The heroes snicker upon seeing this and Roger pops his head out of the water.)

Jack Skellington: (whispers) Roger, stay down.

Smarty: Search the place, boys, and leave no stone interned.

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Smarty: Look, Valiant, we got a reliable tip-off. The rabbit was here. It was corrugated by several others. So cut the "bull-shtick"!

Eddie Valiant: You keep talkin' like that, and I'm gonna have to wash your mouth out! [he sticks a bar of soap in Smarty's mouth, making the other weasels laugh]

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Smarty: Stop that laughing. You know what happens when you can't stop laughing? [hits two with a plunger and throws it at Stupid] One of these days, you're gonna die laughing.

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Smarty: As for you, Valiant, step out of line and we'll hang you and your laundry out to dry. (to Littlefoot and Ash) And, you kids, stay out of our way.

Jiminy Cricket: Now, look here, you no-good crooks, you can't just barge in other people's places and make threats! Besides, it wouldn't taking orders from your grasshopp-- or your conscience, if you have one!

Smarty: Ah, shut up, pipsqueak!

Jiminy Cricket: Hmph!

Smarty: Come on, boys, let's amscray.

(The Toon Patrol leave.)

Ash Ketchum: (growls) Next time I'll give those no-good weasels the shock treatment from Pikachu.

Littlefoot: We agree with you, Ash. Those weasels need to be taught a lesson.

Misty: I know, what a bunch of jerks.

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Dolores: Is there anything I can do?

Eddie Valiant: Maybe you can go downtown and check the probate.

Roger Rabbit: Check the probate. Why, my Uncle Thumper had a problem with his probate and he had to take these big pills and drink lots of water.

Eddie Valiant: (annoyed) Not prostate, you idiot. Probate!

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Ash Ketchum: You see, Jessica, my friends and I will do anything to clear Roger's name.

Pikachu: Pika.

Jessica Rabbit: (smiling) Well aren't you a sweet little boy? (feels her right hand get grabbed by a love struck Brock)

Brock: (love struck) It is with great pleasure to be at your service, Miss Rabbit.

Cera: Oh, here we go.

Jessica Rabbit: You look pretty capable to help anyone who’s actually a lady.

Brock: (love struck) And any gorgeous woman. I would be gladly delighted to help find your husband even if it takes a few hours.

Misty: *pulls Brock away by the ear* And I think Jessica might need a few hours to be with Roger.

Brock: Not the ear!

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(Just then Dolores arrived.)

Dolores: (clears throat)

Littlefoot: Hi, Dolores, we didn't hear you come in.

Escaping Judge Doom/Eddie's story

(Smarty sees the heroes hiding.)

Smarty: (cackles evilly) Peek-a-boo! I see you, kids!

Littlefoot: Oh, no, not them again!

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Ash Ketchum: Pikachu use Thunderbolt!

Toon Patrol: (scared) Uh-oh!

(Pikachu shocked the weasels with his Thunderbolt which caused them to scream in pain.)

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Ash Ketchum: Eddie, what made you a humorless grump?

Littlefoot: Yeah, whatever got you so grumpy, what did we ever do to you?

Eddie Valiant: It's nothing personal, kids.

Brock: (confused) What do you mean?

Roger Rabbit: Yeah, what could possibly happen to you to turn you into such a sourpuss?

Eddie Valiant: You want to know?

(Roger and the heroes nod.)

Eddie Valiant: I'll tell you. A toon killed my brother.

(The heroes felt shocked upon hearing it.)

Littlefoot and Ash: What?

Pikachu: Pika?

Cera: Why didn't you say anything about it?

Roger Rabbit: (shocked) A toon? No!

Eddie Valiant: That's right, a toon. (sighs) We were investigating a robbery at a first national bank in Toontown. Back in those days me and Teddy liked working in Toontown. I thought it was alot of laughs. Anyway, this guy got away with zillion simoleons. We trailed him to a little drive down on Yukster Street. We went in. Only he got the drop on us, literally. Dropped a piano on us from fifteen stories. Broke my arm, Teddy never made it. I never did find out who that guy really was. All I remember was him standing over me laughing, with those burning red eyes, and that high squeaky voice. He disappeared into Toontown after that.

(The heroes and Roger are deeply saddened over Eddie's story as Roger started crying.)

Roger Rabbit: (crying) No wonder you hate me. If a toon killed my brother, I'd hate me too.

Eddie Valiant: Come on, don't cry. I don't hate you.

Roger Rabbit: Yes, you do.

Eddie Valiant: No, I don't.

Roger Rabbit: You do hate me. Otherwise, you wouldn't have yanked my ears all those times.

Eddie Valiant: Well, I'm-I'm sorry I yanked your ears.

Roger Rabbit: (stops crying) All the times you yanked my ears?

Eddie Valiant: All the times I yanked your ears.

Roger Rabbit: Apology accepted. (shakes hands with him) Put her there, pal. I feel better.

Eddie Valiant: Kids?

Heroes: Huh?

Eddie Valiant: You were right about me. I am a humorless grump. I'm really sorry for the way I behaved. I guess I'm lucky to have friends to back me up. (smiling warmly) Will you kids ever forgive me?

Littlefoot: Yeah.

Ash Ketchum: Sure, Eddie. (shakes hands with him)

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Interrogating R.K. Maroon

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Entering Toon Town

Bullet 3: What in Sam Hill?

Bullet 2: Eddie Valiant! Why, you're a sight for sore eyes.

Bullet 1: I ain't seen you nigh onto five years. (sees the heroes) Hmm, who do we have here?

Bullet 2: Why he's got friends with him. (to heroes) Howdy, there, young'uns.

Littlefoot and Ash: Howdy.

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(They kept driving closer to the curtains till they opened up to reveal the cartoonish city of Toontown.)

(Darn Ya Smile)

[Toons]

Smile

Darn ya, smile

(Eddie squinted his eyes from the brightness and while Littlefoot, Ash, and the others looked stunned with awe and surprise over witnessing the background of Toontown.)

You know this old world

Is a great world after all

Smile

Darn ya, smile

And right away watch

Lady Luck pay you a call

Things are never black as they are painted

Time for you and joy

To get acquainted

(Then three hummingbirds came in front of the car.)

3x Hummingbirds: Hi, Eddie. (flew to the side) Hi, Eddie.

(Two of them flew towards the back, while one stopped for a moment)

Hummingbird: Hi, Eddie.

(It then followed the other two behind the car)

3x Hummingbird: Bye, Eddie.

???: (noticed and gasps) Eddie, watch it!

(Too late, as the car ended up crashing as Eddie took notice the hood up, and looked out the window to notice he crashed the car to a pile of spilled ACME Overused Gags.)

Ttark: Oh boy.

Misty: Well, guess this our stop.

(They all come out of the car as a disappointed Eddie Valiant shut the door. Then Brock heard a firefighter siren blaring and noticed...)

Brock: (gasps) Look out!

(He quickly moved Eddie out of the way as a cartoon Fire truck drove them in a fast pace as the camera zoomed out to reveal the buildings of Toontown.)

Mr. Toad: Tallyho! Tallyho! (laughing)

(We see the many toons around the area walking or crossing the street, with the buildings having faces too.)

???: Whoa, so this is Toontown, eh?

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(Eddie peeked into his car till he bumped his head. As he moved his head out of the window, three cartoon eggs appear circling around him which hatched into cartoon bird chicks. Eddie noticed and looked annoyed.)

Eddie Valiant: (slaps the birds) Get outta here.

???: (noticed and gasps) Up there!

(They looked up towards a tall building to find a silhouette of what appears to be Jessica Rabbit. At the lobby of the building Eddie pressed the elevator button, causing the elevator to come down in a fast pace as it crashed down upon impact, startling our heroes. The doors opened up to reveal Droopy.)

Droopy: Going up, folks.

???: Uh... yes. Thanks.

???: Right up to the top, please.

(As they get in, they tripped down to elevator's floor as it was a bit

???: (groaned) Hey, what's the big idea.

Droopy: Mind the step, folks. (as Eddie and the others get up) Hold on, sir. (shuts the door and pulled down the lever)

(This caused the elevator to head on up in a fast pace as Littlefoot, Ash, and the others fell back down, while Eddie got flatten upon going up.)

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Droopy: Have a good day, folks.

(Leans his head back to the elevator and went back down.)

???: (pained and groaned) Oh, that smarts.

???: Next time, let's take the stairs.

???: Good idea. (groaned)

(They then peeked to key hole of one of the rooms to find "Jessica" inside.)

Eddie Valiant: Ah, gotcha. (to the others) Is everybody ready?

???: Ready as you are Detective.

Eddie Valiant: Alright, let's do it then.

(They opened the door. "Jessica" noticed them but took her attention to Eddie then...)

Lena Hyena: A.... (reveals her face not to be Jessica but a crazed creepy looking woman named, Lena Hyena) MAN!!!

Littlefoot, Ash, and friends: (startled yelp)

Littlefoot: Uh-oh!

Ash Ketchum: Wrong room!

Brock: You mean, wrong woman!

(The crazed Lena Hyena then began to charge after towards Eddie and the others while getting her lips ready to give Eddie a kiss.)

Misty: (yelps) Close the door, close the door!!

(They quickly shut the door closed and ran off as her lips broke a hole through and she slammed it down.)

Lena Hyena: (to Eddie) Yoo-hoo, lover boy!

???: Quick, into the restroom!

(They hide into the restroom)

Lena Hyena: It's Lena Hyena!

(Unknown to them, they missed a sign in bathroom door, reading "Out of Order". Inside...)

???: (sighs) I think we're safe.

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Tweety Bird: Oh, look, piddies!

Eddie Valient: Hi, Tweety.

Heroes: Hello, Tweety.

Pikachu: Pika.

Tweety Bird: This widdle piddy went to market.

Littlefoot: Tweety, what are you doing?!

Tweety Bird: This widdle piddy stayed home.

Ash Ketchum: Tweety, please don't do this!

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Captured/Judge Doom's plan/Eddie kills the weasels

Judge Doom: Seize those heroes!

(The weasels grab the heroes.)

Smarty: (grabs Ash by the arm) Let's go, kid!

Greasy: (picks up Pikachu) Alley-oop! Come along, sparky.

Pikachu: (struggling) Pika, Pikachu!

Greasy: (picks up Togepi) That goes for you too, little one.

Togepi: (struggling)

Wheezy: (picks up Ducky and Petrie) Let's go, small fries.

Ducky: Let go of us!

Petrie: Petrie no go! You can’t make me!

Psycho: (giggles, while grabbing Gurgi) Time to go with the boss, furball.

Gurgi: (struggling) Let Gurgi go!

Stupid: (grabbing Jiminy) Uh, ready to go?

Jiminy Cricket: Let go! Put me down ya big oaf!

(The other villains seize the other heroes.)

Banzai: (laughs, while grabbing Zazu) Gotcha, birdie!

Oogie Boogie: Let's go, missy!

Misty: Unhand me, you creep!

Taran: What do you think you're doing?!

Cera: Hands off, buster!

Eilonwy: Just you all wait! You're all going to be sorry!

Meowth: Ooh, feisty little twoips!

(The weasels snicker.)

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Smarty: We searched Valiant and his buddies, boss. The will ain't on 'em.

Judge Doom: Then frisk the woman.

Greasy: I'll handle this one... (He puts his hand down her dress and feels around for a bit before screaming in pain and removing his hand which has been caught by a bear trap)

Eddie Valiant: (to Jessica) Nice mouse trap.

(The weasels all laugh at Greasy's misfortune, but Doom glares at them and they stop)

Judge Doom: Do they have the will or not?

Smarty: Nah, just a stupid love letter.

Judge Doom: No matter. I doubt that will is going to show up in the next fifteen minutes anyway.

Eddie Valiant: What happens in the next fifteen minutes?

Judge Doom: Toontown will be legally mine, lock, stock and barrel.

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(Inside the Acme Factory, Judge Doom then drops dish on the floor and turns the wheel to cause the pipe to spill out a familiar chemical)

Judge Doom: Can you guess what this is?

(The chemical was none other than "Dip")

Jessica Rabbit: Oh, my gosh, it's... (shouting) DIP!!!

Judge Doom: That's right, my dear. Enough to dip Toontown off the face of the Earth!

(He pulls the string down to uncover his diabolical creation, the Dip Machine.)

All heroes: (gasps horrified)

Elliowy: Oh no.

Cera: What is that thing?!

Judge Doom: Vehicle of my own design. Five thousand gallons of heated dip. Pumped at enormous velocity through a pressurized water cannon. (we find the Weasels working on the Dip Machine) Toontown will be erased in a matter of minutes.

Jessica Rabbit: I supposed you think no one's going to notice Toontown's disappeared?

Judge Doom: Who's got time to wonder what happened to some ridiculous talking mice, when you're driving by at 75 miles an hour?

???: What?

Ttark: Excuse me?

Jessica Rabbit: What are you talking about? There's no road past Toontown.

Judge Doom: Not yet.

Bagheera: Not yet?

Jack Skelington: What're you talking about?

Judge Doom: Several months ago, I had the good providence to stumble upon... (slipped from the rolling plastic eye balls a bit) this place of the city council's, a construction plan of epic proportions. They are calling it a freeway.

Eddie and the others: "Freeway"?

Eddie Valiant: What the heck's a freeway?

Judge Doom: Eight lanes of shimmering cement running from here to Pasadena. Smooth, safe, fast. Traffic jams will be a thing of the past.

Eddie Valiant: So that's why you killed Acme and Maroon? For this freeway? I don't get it.

???: Neither do we.

Judge Doom: Of course not. You all lack vision.

Chumley: Vision? Vision of what?

Judge Doom: I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. On and off, off and on, all day, all night! Soon, where Toontown once stood, will be a string of gas stations; inexpensive motels; restaurants that serve rapids prepared food; tire salons; automobile dealerships and wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see! My god, it'll be beautiful.

Misty: (disgusted) "Beautiful?!"

Eilonwy: Exterminating countless innocent toons who did nothing to you, just to build a freeway?! You call that beautiful?! It's madness!

Tennessee Tuxedo: Yeah, you're out of your mind, Doom! You can't just kill an entire population just to build all that, it's insane!

Eddie Valiant: I'm with them. Come on. Nobody's gonna drive this lousy freeway when they can take the red car for a nickel.

Judge Doom: Oh, they'll drive. They'll have to.

Ash Ketchum: Oh yeah? Why?

Judge Doom; You see, I bought the red car so I could dismantle it.

(Then all of a sudden a rumbling was heard.)

???: Huh?

Ducky: What's that sound?

Smarty: What the...

(The rumbling came from under Greasy and then the manhole he's standing on burst out as he screamed while flying up in the air, and who came out under him was Roger Rabbit as he screamed and then fell down but on his feet.)

Roger Rabbit: (aims his gun to Judge Doom) Okay, nobody move. (turns to the Weasels) Alright, Weasels, grab some sky, or I let the judge have it. You heard me I said, drop it.

Jessica Rabbit: Roger, darling!

Roger Rabbit: (joins up with his wife) Yes, it's me, my dearest. I'd love to embrace you but first...(turns and aims his gun to the Weasels as they tried to seize him) I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage.

Judge Doom: Put the gun down, you bucktoothed fool!

Roger Rabbit: That's it, Doom. Gimme another excuse to pump ya full of lead. (unknown to him, Greasy, holding onto a net full of bricks secretly took out his knife to start cutting it) You thought you could get away with it, didn't ya? Ha! We toons may act idiotic, but we're not. stupid. We demand justice. Why, the real meaning of the word probably hits you like a ton of bricks.

(Then the bricks that were on the net fell onto Roger)

Weasels: (laughs)

Greasy: (snickers)

Jessica Rabbit: Roger! (runs to Roger as he got his head out while finally seeing stars.) Roger, say something!

Roger Rabbit: Look, stars! (giggles) Ready when you are, Raoul!

(The heroes chuckle upon seeing this.)

Judge Doom: Tie the love birds together.

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Misty: You’re just a bully!

Pikachu: (angrily) Pika!

Judge Doom: Once the rabbit and his wife get's dipped, you heroes will be next after these two.

Smarty: Yeah, I will shoot all of you.

(The heroes gasp in horror.)

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Smarty: With pleasure. (Ash attempts to stop him) Stay back, kid, or your friend Valiant get's shot.

Eddie Valiant: Everything's funny to you, ain't it, needlenose?

Smarty: You got a problem with that, Valiant?

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Eddie Valiant: I'm through with taking falls. I'm bouncing off the walls. Without that gun, I'd have some fun. I'd kick you in the--.

(A bottle falls on his head)

Roger Rabbit: Nose!

Smarty: Nose? That don't rhyme with "walls."

Eddie Valiant: No, but this does.

(Kicks Smarty in the crotch, propelling him into a vat of Dip)

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(Eddie quickly shuts the water cannon off from the control panel of the Dipmobile thus saving Roger and Jessica in time.)

???: Phew!

???: Roger! Jessica!

???: You two alright?

Roger Rabbit: I wasn't worried. (to Jessica) Were you?

Ash Ketchum: (chuckles)

(Then our heroes heard Judge Doom screeching in panic as they turned around to notice his stuck legs start to get flatten by the steam roller. Our heroes looked horrified as they witness the mad Judge Doom continue to scream and panic in gibberish talk as the steam roller continued to roll over him and squish him till it reached his head as our heroes turned around not watch as Judge Doom meets his end as the steam roller flattened him. Or that's what they thought till...)

Roger Rabbit: Guys, (points with his ears) look!

(Eddie and the others turned around to notice with shock as Judge Doom was still alive but all flattened as he got up and began to walk wobbly. Shocking our heroes upon realizing what Judge Doom really is.)

???: (gasps) Oh my goodness!

???: It can't be...

Cera: What in...

Ash Ketchum: Judge Doom?!

Pikachu: Pika?!

Ducky: He's a...

Eddie Valiant: Holy smoke, he's a toon!

Judge Doom: Surprised?

Eddie Valiant: Not really. That lamebrain freeway idea could only be cooked up by a toon.

Tennessee Tuxedo: I'd say more like a looney toon, if ya ask me.

Judge Doom: Not just any toon.

(Judge Doom then approached an air tank and after placing his mouth in, he activates the tank by pressing down the lever causing his flattened body to unflatten while his hat popped off, but also his eyes popped out to reveal they were fake. Judge Doom then turned to our heroes to reveal his true face to be none other than the murderous toon who killed Eddie's brother Teddy Valiant.)

Littlefoot, Ash, and their friends: (screamed terrified)

Eddie Valiant: (gasps in shock)

Final Battle

Judge Doom: Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked... (shrill screeching) JUST LIKE THIS!!!

(Judge Doom's creepy toon eyes came out as sharp knives as the heroes gasp in horror.)

Misty: (terrified) Oh, that's creepy.

Brock: What do we do?

Cera: Run!!

(Our heroes ran for their lives while screaming)

Judge Doom: Ha! You can all run, but you can't hide!

(Judge Doom then leaped into the air with springs on his boots and then caught Eddie and grabbed him aggressively.)

Roger Rabbit: Jumping jeepers!

(The crazed Judge Doom then tossed Eddie down and then opened the Dip Machine's door and turned the water cannon back on as it begins to raise up towards Roger and Jessica)

Roger Rabbit: Yikes!

Jessica Rabbit: Oh, my goodness! Oh, no!

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Ash Ketchum: Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!

Judge Doom: (scared) Oh, no!

(Pikachu shocks him with his Thunderbolt which caused to scream in pain.)

Ash Ketchum: (laughs) How'd you like that, you crazy psycho toon!

(Doom recovers from the shock and he smiles evilly at Ash.)

Judge Doom: Not bad, but lets see how you like this?

(Removes his fake hand to reveal an anvil.)

Ash Ketchum: Uh-oh!

Judge Doom: Take this, boy! (hits Ash in the shoulder with an anvil which sends him flying to a wall and he got hurt)

Roger and Jessica: (gasps) Ash!

Eddie Valiant: Ash!

(The heroes go to help up Ash.)

Bagheera: Ash, are you all right, son?

Littlefoot: Are you hurt?

Ash Ketchum: No, I'm fine. (grunts in pain)

Jack Skellington: You don't sound fine to us, Ash.

Ash Ketchum: I think Judge Doom broke my shoulder.

Eddie Valiant: Ash, I think you should rest, kid.

Ash Ketchum: Do I have to, Eddie?

Eddie Valiant: Yeah, I'd like you too and leave everything to me, kid.

Ash Ketchum: Okay, Eddie.

Baloo: Hang in there, little buddy.

Jiminy Cricket: Don't worry, Ash. Roger and Jessica are gonna be fine.

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(Judge Doom tried to attack Eddie with his razor saw hand again, but he avoids it and uses the bang hammer. Doom avoids the hammer's punch but upon doing so, caused it to hit the wheel of the Dip Machine's dip tank.)

Judge Doom: (gasps shocked)

(Dip shot out from the Dipmobile's tank)

Judge Doom: (shrieking terrified)

(The dip hits Doom as he fell down. Back to Roger and Jessica, the water cannon was nearly going to reach them.)

Jessica Rabbit: Goodbye, my darling. Goodbye!! (screaming)

(The dip from the water cannon nearly reached them but as the dip from the tank was being shot out from behind, the dip shooting out from the water cannon went down and ran out, as the Dip Machine got emptied out of dip.)

Jessica Rabbit: Oh! I think I'm gonna faint.

(Eddie and our heroes watch as the evilly insane Judge Doom shrieks with horror and pain as the dip continues to leak out from the Dip Machine.)

Judge Doom: OH, NO!!! (continues shrieking in pain) I'M MELTING!!!

(Our heroes looked shocked as Judge Doom begins to melt while screeching in pain)

Judge Doom: I'M MELTING!!! MELTING!!! (screeching in pain) Oh, no!

(Judge Doom continues to melt down till he was all but gone thus avenging the deaths of Marvin Acme, R.K. Maroon, and most of all Eddie's brother, Teddy Valiant)

Ash Ketchum: (gasp shocked)

???: Is he...?

???: Yep. Judge Doom... is finished.

(But then we see the Dip Machine starting to get close to the tied up Roger and Jessica.)

Roger Rabbit: Guys! Do something!

(Eddie hurried and reached for a control panel)

Roger Rabbit: Hurry up Eddie! Do something!

(Eddie presses a button and the hook holding Roger and Jessica is moved out of the way of the approaching Dip Machine as it broke through the wall leading straight into Toontown as heroes watched in shock. Luckily the Dip Machine was all out of "Dip" and to make matters better the Dip Machine gets rammed and destroyed by a toon train, as it passed through, thus Toontown is safe.)

Ash Ketchum: We did it!

???: (laughs in joy) Toontown's safe!

???: (sighs) Glad that's over.

Roger Rabbit: Hey guys! There's dip everywhere. How are we going to get down?

(Eddie, Ash, Littlefoot, and their friends think till Ash noticed something)

Ash Ketchum: (gasps) I think I got it.

(We then see them turning over some water wheels causing the firehydrants in the factory to burst water out thus flushing all the dip away to the drain.)

???: Okay, that's enough.

???: Turn off the water.

(They turn around the water wheels thus shutting off the water from the fire hydrants. Then Eddie uses the control panel to lower Roger and Jessica down safely. Our heroes run over to Roger and Jessica and begin to untie them.)

???: Roger! Jessica!

???: Are you two alright?

Roger Rabbit: Oh, we're fine. Jeepers, guys, that was a close save. (gets freed) I thought for sure our goose was cooked.

(Eddie then untie Jessica and gently placed her down)

Jessica Rabbit: (to Roger) My hero! (walks to Roger) Oh, honey-bunny.

Roger Rabbit: Oh, love-cup.

Jessica Rabbit: (kisses Roger's face) Oh, Roger! You were a pillar of strength.

Ending

(Then we hear police sirens coming and who arrived was Benny, Lt. Santino, Dolores, and the LAPD. Benny was looking around with his spotlight eyes till he noticed the remains of Judge Doom.)

Benny: Sister Mary Francis! What the heck happened in here?

[Eddie and our heroes approached them while the Toons of Toontown start to peer around the hole in the wall.]

Benny: I've been a cab for 37 years and I've never seen a mess like this.

(We see the rubber human disguise of Judge Doom on the floor)

Dolores: What was that, a rubber mask?

Eddie Valiant: Yeah. (tosses the rope from the safe to Lt. Santino) And this is the rope from the safe that was dropped on Acme. I think your lab boys will find that paint's a perfect match.

Lt. Santino: Judge Doom killed Marvin Acme.

???: Yeah, he did.

???: And R.K. Maroon too.

Eddie Valiant: And my brother.

[Dolores takes Valiant's hand.]

Lt. Santino: That's what I call one seriously disturbed toon.

???: You've said it, Lieutenant.

???: Well, at least he and his goons the Weasels won't be a problem to anyone ever again.

???: And good riddance too.

Pikachu: (notices) Pi? (alert) Pika!

Ash Ketchum: Huh? (notices) Hey guys, looks who's coming!

[The Toons of Toontown start emerging from the hole in the wall to witness all that's left of Judge Doom]

Mickey Mouse: Gosh, uh! I wonder who he really was. Aha!

Bugs Bunny: I'll tell you that one thing Doc. He weren't no rabbit!

Daffy Duck: Or a duck!

Goofy: Or a dog.

Pinocchio: Or a little wooden boy.

Big Bad Wolf: [coming out of sheep's clothing] Or a sheep.

Woody Woodpecker: Or a woodpecker.

Sylvester the Cat: [to Woody Woodpecker] Or a pussy.

Woody Woodpecker: Uh huh huh heh ha! Uh huh huh heh ha! Uh huh huh heh ha! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!

Dolores: (notices something on Eddie's shirt) What's that? What is that?

Eddie Valiant: It's ink. That goof Acme squirted me with some the other night. But why it's coming out now I don't know.

(Roger finds something and presents it Eddie)

Roger Rabbit: [Holding an ink bottle] Here's your answer Eddie! Acme's dissappearing... reappearing ink! Boy, that Acme. What a genius!

(Eddie then realizes something as he checked his pocket.)

Baby Herman: Apple sauce. If he was such a genius why didn't he leave his will where we could find it? Without it, we're just waiting for another developer's wrecking ball.

(Eddie then took out Roger's love letter to Jessica.)

Valiant: Roger.

Roger: Yeah?

Valiant: Roger that love letter that you wrote to your wife in the Ink and Paint Club. Why don't you read it to her now?

Roger: Sure Eddie. 'Dear Jessica. How do I love thee. Let me count the ways...' [Words start appearing on the letter.] "I, Marvin Acme, of sound mind and body..."(realizes and shouts) It's the will!

Littlefoot, Ash, and the heroes: (gasps)

???: It is?!

???: No way!

???: It was right there the whole time!

Eddie Valiant: Keep reading.

???: (excitedly) What's it say, what's it say?!

Roger: (reading Acme's will) "...do hereby bequeath in perpetuity the property known as Toontown to those loveable characters, the toons!" Hoo hoo hoo!

(The Toons of Towntoon cheer in celebration as Judge Doom's threat to them has come to an end and Toontown is all theirs, with our heroes cheering along as well. Eddie and Dolores were about to share a kiss till Roger pulled Eddie away.)

Roger Rabbit: Hey, Eddie, that was a pretty funny dance you did for the Weasels.

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